/vers/ CAPTAIN MARVEL GENERAL

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>be Disney
>in talks with Fox for decades about acquisition
>Captain Marvel due for release in a few months
>get close to striking a deal to acquire Fox
>deal will mostly be paid in shares in Disney stock
>deal will finalize after Captain Marvel release
>can't have Captain Marvel bomb, which would reduce Disney's stock value
>movie is projected to not do too well, especially in China
>can't bomb
>send employees to buy out entire Captain Marvel showings around the nation
>YouTube changes algorithm
>RT redesign
>RT stops accepting reviews below threshold
>Metacritic drops user scores
>"Journalists" in a tizzy
>Twitter in a tizzy
>Half empty theaters
>insanely low critic and user scores (the ones they let be posted)
>Hollywood accounting
>Prelude to the biggest movie ever
>Captain Marvel becomes 6th most profitable release in movie history
>but numerous reports of empty or near empty "sold out" showings for Captain Marvel
>Fox thinks these numbers are legit, finalizes the deal
>movie tanks in China
>Disney shares drop slightly
>Fox gets fucked over
>The Mouse gets away with it?

It's not just the Disney/Fox merger, they also had to top WB/DC's Wonder Woman which did 821 mill worldwide. Anything less than a billion would have been seen as a failure and would have made the Fox boyout more expensive.

Plus you have to take into account that Feminazi's and their SJW white guilt numale closet faggot virtue signaling lapdogs are easy marks who will white knight someone (Anita Sarkeesian) or something (Captain Marvel) using their own money like the suckers they are and all because Daddy (The Patriarchy) didn't love them and hand life to them on a silver platter!!!FACT!!!

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SNEED AND SAGE IN ALL FIELDS

its so bad I have to watch it in small doses holy shit

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perfect Goddess

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>it’s a worthless filthy rich retarded boomer with no idea about the industry he’s in charge of gets fucked by a barely subtle slimeball company and as such anyone under the boomer gets fucked beyond redemption through no fault of their own episode
Seen this one too many times.

They really laid the sjw shit on a bit thick. Even Fury had to act like a neutered faggot with all the cat shit.

Who do you think she mains in SF2?

Um no thanks sweetie that movie is trash

I want to marry her, is she married?

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she looks 45
spoiler thatvoily bloated face

404 ass not found

NOASS general

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so ugly

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Watched it with my brother on cam quality and im not even gonna bother rewatching for effects. Shit was awfull

where did it go?

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I'm still mad. Been looking forward to a Carol Danvers movie since I was introduced to Ms. Marvel near a decade ago. The movie sucked, Carol was bland and overshadowed by every other character. I can't even blame Brie for it all unless she had very heavy influence on the script as well.
I mean for gods sake they didnt even include her sash in the costume

god its worse than i thought
small and very masculine
worst combination

nasty

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assless

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do you understand that cap marvel doesnt really have a story background and has been rebooted in comics so many times now that there is no clear line to what the real story is. the only reason theyre shoehorning in this no name with top comicbook heros is because the sjw tranny crowd has adopted her as a symbol, its fucking hilarious.

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part 2

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no cheese pls

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Future cat lady.

Yeah, I realized that part but she at least had personality when I read the comics. I liked her character that was flawed and alcoholic and didnt really know where she belonged among heroes. Other than the blanket "quippy" descriptor that you can give all the MCU characters, I couldnt describe movie Carol's personality at all.

I think it's more due to panic over so many of the actors for the known characters having their contracts expire all at once (and not being renewed). Phase 4 as a result would have ended up rather empty, so they've thrown her into the mix late as an attempt to pad the upcoming film lineup.

>I couldnt describe movie Carol's personality at all.
that's because it was marketed to sjw women and basedeboyes.

DAMN, LOOK AT THAT ASS!

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>I couldnt describe movie Carol's personality at all.
She has no personality.

>I think it's more due to panic over so many of the actors for the known characters having their contracts expire all at once
no, its not this, they knew they where going to get a bumnc of new ips and with the xmen they could reenvigorate the brand, they didnt have to pander to sjw shits who barely buy the fucking comics anyway. it was just a fucking shit on the face of the fan, who the fuck was her to get shoe horned in on a 10 year story arc in the last second of its life? they just fucking uined a perfect ending all together just to pander to a bunch of fat lazy assholes who dot work.

so bautifulle

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NO CHEESE PLEASE

What if Deadpool had the gauntlet???

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go away cheese

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That's what I was getting at

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she is my future wife, so YES, SHE IS MARRIED, IN THE FUTURE

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No cheese please

No cheese please

No ass lass

fuck you