NOOOOO LYANNA HELP ME

NOOOOO LYANNA HELP ME

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Why didn't the white-haired cunt keep it in his pants?

Martin is a hack, the SoIAF world does not conform to human reproductive and political realism. The Great Houses would have a lot more living members apiece if they were around for a thousand years, and would have displaced a lot more of their banner lords with cadet branches as they died out.

There would be exponentially more Targaryens and Valyrian stock in Westeros as their features were considered preferable and surviving Valyrians would have massed to Westeros once the Targaryens conquered it. Additionally, a lot more of the houses should be Valyrian in nature.

t. Andal cuck

Martin worldbuilding outside of characters isnt exactly his strong point, and you are mostly right aside for a few things.
Lannisters, Tyrells and Arryns have confirmed fucktons of collateral branches, some separated by centuries, I think Starks too have some long forgotten cousins on Skargos. Also they had vary cadet branches like the the Greystarks and the Karstarks

Regarding cadet branches overall, filling your land with houses who chould have claim by paternal bloodline to your seat isnt exactly the best idea.
Regarding Valyrians there were already plenty of ethnic valyrian stronghold on Essos (Volantis nobility is Valyrian, and much of the population of Lys) so no reason to them to migrate into western "savages" land just because an outcast family of lesser dragonlord nobility conquered them

The daynes also have valyrian blood no?

Because he was a chad
>have a qt princess wife and 2 kids
>the kingdom's best swordsman is your bff and is willing to give his life to protect you and your hoes
>all women of the 7 kingdoms lust after your dragon cock
>a 15 year old northern qt runs away with you and marries you even though you're already married and she has fiancee. Didn't even need to kidnap her
>cucked fiance's future wife lusts after your cock even after you've been dead for 15 years
>plant your hot dragon seed into said qt's 15 year old virgin vagina.
>your son is a messiah
Rhaegar is a giga chad

In drawing parallels to every extended foreign conquest of a region, the conquerers gradually displace the native landed nobility with their own people. Targs would have found Lysene smallfolk more trustworthy and dependable than Westerosi and this would have incentivized their migration a la Normans with England and Germans with eastern Europe and the Russian Tsardom.

He plunged his sword into Lyanna to make light bringer.

It wasnt explained if i remember. Its possible that they married some Velaryons or Celtigars (minor houses on Dragonstone isles are of valyrian origins in case of showfags wondering) and so platinum air started appear in the lineage tree. Also if they were valyrian they would have use valyrians names

The Daynes are First Men leftovers from before the Rhoynar migration. Martin explicitly stated that their bloodline isn't Valyrian.

You are right for the non Targs. They have only been around for like what 200 years? And they suffered what appears to be purposeful murders from the outside and an inner family civil war involving flying nuclear weapons. Very few Valarians survived the massive 14 volcanos infused with magic event that took them out. The few that did because the Targs or tried to retake valaria and died.

Yes but Aegon choose otherwise, as most of the Lords of the continent bend the knee and probably thought the combination of fedual swealty and dragons would have managed the Targaryens to rule forever.
I kinda agree Valyrian culture should had at leasts some influence in the nobility, but again cultural worldbuilding isnt Martin strongest point

Also there is a bunch of Valyrian like stock in westeros if you look because it came from a precusor empire called the empire of the dawn that had a foothold in westeros before it fell.

Maybe they've married with Valyrians before, but that's not where they got their purple eyes.

A lot of Valyrians survived, Lys is entirely of Valyrian stock and all of the Free Cities with aristocracy are still led by Valyrians. Some Dragonlords even survived in Lys and Qohor with their dragons but GRRM handwaved their deaths in senicanonical writings.

Valaria came out of the great empire of the dawn. The Daynes are a leftover of that empire. The Daynes have been specifically labeled non valayrian on GRRM. They simply have a similar origin as them. And its kind of stated between the lines.

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Ya the colonial of Valayria had alot of stock. I think he tied up any non Targ dragon riders though. There was a big push back into Valaryia to attempt to retake it after the doom and thats how he writes them off I think. They tried to get their home back and died in the process.

Aurion could be a neat main villain for the rumored spinn-off about Valyria. Still remember him from TWOIAF despite having only a short paragraph dedicated

Based Bobby demonstrating his first breastplate stretcher prototype

targs have been in westeros for 200 years only

What a retarded pic

300 years, one man, two wives, multiple Valyrian vassal houses, polygamy and an established system for bastardry.

There was one bottleneck event, the Dance of Dragons, and that was 200 years ago and plenty of Targs survived. Thete were tons of Targs around when Aemon and Barristan Selmy were alive.

The numbers just don't add up, even Targ women marriednoff to Westerosi would still be having kids with Valyrian blood.

>entire GoT saga happened because a stupid Stark roastie couldn't keep her icy cunt at bay
Think about it. Millions of people died.

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They should learn from the Saudis and have literally thousands of royal family members.

Not Chad enough to survive a hammer

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Eh, shit would have gone South either way with a retard king.

>Also they had vary cadet branches like the the Greystarks and the Karstarks
im not bookfags so who the fuck is house greystark ?

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Actually the war still would have happened. Even before the rhaegar lyanna shit hit the fan, the starks, the tullys, the baratheons and the arryns were making plans for a mega-alliance. That would result wither in a big cecsssion of 4 kingdoms, or a coup d'etat that would place a non-retardd family/person on the throne. It's why brandon was to marry catelyn, lysa was to marry jon, and rpbet eas to marry lyanna - a 4 way marrige like that would cement the alliance, that barely oneone would be able to withstand. I think there were even plans to include the lannistrs in it too, but shit hit the fan before any motions could be made in that direction

They got murderhoboed by the starks long ago

Is Bobby the ultimate incel?
>big ugly bastard, low IQ
>hopelessly falls in love with a girl who only want Targaryen Chad
>falls for lifting meme, gets cucked by a skinny Targ boy and his harp tunes
>in his cuck rage starts a rebellion, becomes a king but doesn't know what to do with it
>married to a woman he hates, she cucks him with another Chad, spend 15 years raising another man's kids
>dies without leaving a true heir

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The virgin stag vs the chad dragon

Hoster Tully had just finished making a secret betrothal pact, to marry Lysa to Jaime. Cersei told Jaime, and he begged her to get him out of it, so Cersei convinced Aerys to name Jaime to the Kingsguard, so that he could come to King’s Landing and be with her at court. Tywin thought Aerys naming Jaime was just intended as an insult and quit as Hand.

At the same time Tywin was trying to marry Cersei to Rhaegar.

so like the blackfyre version of stark

Not exactly, Blackfyres are a bastard branch while Greystarks were a cadet branch.

They sided with the Boltons in a rebellion. They didn't do so well.

The deer is a fitting sigil for House Baratheon kek.

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i just browsing it on aoiaf wiki so yeah is not same like blackfyre, they got into uprising with stark and ally with bolton i mean its kinda same cadet branch attacking their og house but still weird that greystark want to ally themselves with bolton that literally had squable with starks for centuries instead blackfyre that just wanted to sit on iron throne.

That was obviously intentional. GRRM isn't exactly subtle about his symbolism

I think it was intentional

do you think its odd that they sided bolton ?, when in that world said that bolton skinning starks and made their skins as cloak

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Gods I was cucked then

>be clinically depressed
>loner, spends most of his time at the ruins of Summerhall, doesn't talk to people
>bookworm
>plays the harp to peasants
>gets wrecked in single combat by Robert
Yeah... what a gigachad...

unironically a plausible theory

Second bottleneck at summer hall. And the survivors were heavily damaged mentally. And between the dance and summerhall was the great spring sickness. Basically all of westeros is barely able to breed replacement cause of the fucked seasons basically gimping everything.

Get hammered you fucking singing beta twink

>There was one bottleneck event, the Dance of Dragons, and that was 200 years ago and plenty of Targs survived. Thete were tons of Targs around when Aemon and Barristan Selmy were alive.
Summerhall
also it is weird that fewer Valyrian houses moved or developed in Westeros but one has to consider that firstly the Targaryens were a weaker Valyrian family with little influence that was diminished by fleeing from Valyria based on a prophesy
they waited a century before invading Westeros so their dragons would be large enough, a century in which they didn't seem to interact with Essos very much, it's likely that non-dragonrider Valyrian families in the colonies took over and would have no reason to ally themselves with a house that had no ambitions in Essos
it's never clearly said whether the Dragon riding Houses of Valyria have the power to ride dragons or whether all Valyrians do. As all of the non-Targaryen dragon riders after the conquest are the result of intermarriage with or Targaryen ancestry, bastards and Velaryons

Supposedly Jon will be needed to stop the second long night. In the books at least. Which was what prophecy pushed Rhaegar to do. He is rarely right though so maybe it was all a fuck up.

>The Great Houses would have a lot more living members apiece if they were around for a thousand years
They aren't around for thousands of years. I think only the Starks have that honor and it's not entirely sure they do. They pride themselves in being descendants of the First Men and Brandon Stark as their ancestor, but was he really? There's no evidence to suggest that.

possibly the latter I've read that theory as well but I also saw it as the silver hair, purple eyes, and ethereal beauty being indicative of magical influence
the Daynes were infused with magic from that meteor that also made the sword Dawn and the Valyrians from their volcanoes

GRRM symbolism is like getting hit with a brick when you slow down to look. Most of the house names and heraldry are jokes and things.

Break the light bringer formula into symbols and you will find it all over the place.

>Jon stays dead
>Aegon is the true hero
would be interesting

>ASOIAF is a serious fantasy with morally grey characters, not like your silly lords of the rings
>but btw there's a house whose banner is a flayed man
>and the head of a house is Dracula
>and their motto is "Our blades are sharp"
>and they live in a place called DREADfort
>and the son of the house leader likes to hunt women for sport and feed them to the dogs

>had a gloomy air about him
>Obsessed with books and songs
>Wields a sword like a fag
No wonder the little twink got STAGGED

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No way he stays dead but in the books people dont tend to come back easy or clean. Look at cold hands, berric, or stoneheart. There is a theory Jon could be better as he can have both ice and fire inside him. Also Ghost will protect his mind/soul while hes dead. But still he shouldnt come back happy or pretty.

I mean, Rhaegar was gonna depose him at some point I think.

There is a house with a unicorn as their banner and its a basically a giant dick joke leading to the idea of a eunuchs horn. Sort of a piece of the giant summer/winter kind motif going on.

>place a non-retardd family/person
so they'd depose a targaryen and put a targaryen on the throne? that sounds dumb

Ya but Rhaegar wasn't nuts just emo and stupid. The support of the other houses would just make deposing his father easier.

t. Baratheon cuckolds. Go prep the dragon, little bitches. He's 'bout to fuck your bride

He wasn't stupid he was just horny. His wife was some sickly bitch who couldn't handle his dragon cock, so she went out of commision after having sex, like, twice

He'll come back but not as Jon Snow, just Azor Ahai and his previous personality will barely show. His wounds started catching on fire, to me there's no doubt that's his fate.

>conveniently leave out the part where he caves the dragoncucks chest in and spends the rest of his life fathering a thousand children