So, you brought your own food to the cinema

So, you brought your own food to the cinema.

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No, seeing you in the cinema was my food, Cap

Remember when you would get searched and patted down for outside food before going into a theater. Wonder what happened to that

No, but I did masturbate to traps again.

Yes, Captain Homosexual, I did, and you can't stop me.

Needed more resources for penis inspections

>Remember when you would get searched and patted down for outside food before going into a theater.
^look at this ghetto nog posting

No? Where the fuck do you live, a supermax?

I would love to bring a bag of taco bell and beer to the theater

I stuck a s bar snickers bar in my ass crack

You screwed up.

How did a black guy find his way to this board?

I was a kid at the time in fucking Orange County California around affluent neighborhoods. They atleast always checked your bags not for weapons but fucking outside food. Getting candy In was like smuggling drugs.

Now I can just waltz right in with a big gulp in hand and not a fuck was given

If true, they were breaking every law in the land concerning search and seizure, not that califags know their rights. Cops can't even do that without a good reason.

maybe the guy he robbed had it on his phone or something

what? you must be from the usa, land of the free.

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California is anything but free. Live in Nevada now. Lots of space and freedumbs

YOU WOULD TOO WITH THESE PRICES, CAP

do americans really bring food into the theater? I live in a third world shithole and I've never seen a person bring their own food in here. why do you guys do it? isn't food extremely cheap in the US?

>why do you guys do it? isn't food extremely cheap in the US?
Give the poo some time, it may come to them.