Is there a single historical Hollywood film where England/Britain is portrayed as the hero instead of the villain?

but they are. imagine the era of peace and prosperity that europe would have had if nelson hadn't fucked everything up

Zulu

Been up there. The Jews loan-sharked too many people so when the local lord left to put down a domestic squabble, the lordlings and townsfolk went to work.

Dirty kraut fuck

Zulu, Master and Commander?

Annd they voted Hitler for no literally reason.

Slumdog millionaire
Life of Pi
Aladdin

Paki
Paki
Paki

>No. Jews fear the Anglo.
lmao the British empire is ZOG incarnate Nigel

>committed suicide rather than be murdered or converted
Why are J*ws such snivelling cowards?

>tfw they tried to save us from BLACKED porn

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>they killed themselves
>massacre

Master and Commander

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Indian
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Arab

English
English
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t. subversive anglos who can't look past the 20th century

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One Englishman is worth 100 Krauts

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Close. Jews actually have a unique history (Babylonians and Chaldeans) and even a unique religion and language.

Anglos on the other hand are full on LARPers utilizing a butchered plebeian form of Latin and German, and clinging on to a Roman history that’s not theirs to blind themselves form the truth that they are Central Asian nomads just like jews.

>and then for no reason at all

Didn't the Banylonians BTFO Jerusalem and enslave all the Jews there?

They would have been murdered by the mob that chased them into the tower. The men decided they would kill their own children and wives to avoid them being forced to renounce their faith then killed themselves afterwards.
This was the entire Jewish population of the city

Zulu
They end up respecting the Africans but the English are heroic through and through
It's also absolute kino

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ah yes I remember this well youtube.com/watch?v=rObSWkQA7og

>And than one day, for no reason at all, people voted Hitler into power
ftfy

>blind themselves form the truth that they are Central Asian nomads just like jews
Wat

Why are Jewish men so afraid of their "culture" changing slightly? The fact that they'd rather murder their wives and children than let them live and be converted just goes to show how fragile Judaism and Jewish masculinity really is

Yes any movie that involves a war against Germany or France.

and not even 100 years later every single one of them gets arrested for shaving the sides of coins

Elizabeth and Elizabeth The Golden Age

>this is your brain on /pol/

Any movie whose premise is England vs France is almost guaranteed to be about Joan of Arc, making her the purer than virgin snow saint who dindu nuffin and the Anglos as the evil oppressors.

>the Jews are Babylonians and Chaldeans
>English are Central Asian nomads

I love spending time on the internet and learning about history with my friends.

Based retard

Any movie about the falklands

fun fact: The enemy ship in Master & commander book is American.. But for American audience they had to change it to the french.

Dunkirk. Brave heroes.

I was thinking more Napoleonic era with English protagonist like Master and Commander, than 100 years war. Looking at Wikipedia the last big American film to have Joan of Arc inn was Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure in 1989

Came here to post this

I prefer my heroes not to have their shit pushed in so bad that only incompetence on the other side keeps them alive.

Chill cousin

>My loving people, We have been persuaded by some that are careful of our safety, to take heed how we commit our selves to armed multitudes, for fear of treachery; but I assure you I do not desire to live to distrust my faithful and loving people. Let tyrants fear. I have always so behaved myself that, under God, I have placed my chiefest strength and safeguard in the loyal hearts and good-will of my subjects; and therefore I am come amongst you, as you see, at this time, not for my recreation and disport, but being resolved, in the midst and heat of the battle, to live and die amongst you all; to lay down for my God, and for my kingdom, and my people, my honour and my blood, even in the dust.

>I know I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too, and think foul scorn that Parma or Spain, or any prince of Europe, should dare to invade the borders of my realm: to which rather than any dishonour shall grow by me, I myself will take up arms, I myself will be your general, judge, and rewarder of every one of your virtues in the field.

>I know already, for your forwardness you have deserved rewards and crowns; and We do assure you in the word of a prince, they shall be duly paid you. In the mean time, my lieutenant general shall be in my stead, than whom never prince commanded a more noble or worthy subject; not doubting but by your obedience to my general, by your concord in the camp, and your valour in the field, we shall shortly have a famous victory over those enemies of my God, of my kingdom, and of my people.

Henry V

When a retarded tripfaggot agrees with you, it's time to re-evaluate your beliefs.

The Jews are Chaldeans who were enslaved by Babylonians. And yes, anglos are mutted offshoots of Germanics who came to Europe 3000 years ago from Central Asia. You should learn your history. Also thanks for all the upvotes, friends!

The Christians wanted to splash a bit of water on their foreheads. But that would mean giving up their diet of foreskins, so they "massacred" themselves, messing up a nice clean tower.

Retard. The Babylonians were Chaldean in origin, not the Jews.

>Yea Forums acts retarded
>"umm, this is /pol/'s doing!"

>does nothing and lets the ocean win their battles for them
Based luckybongs.

Lmao and you tell me to learn history. Dumb anglo.

Dunkirk
Darkest Hour

>clinging on to a Roman history that’s not theirs to blind themselves
The only european civilisation that didnt copy the romans in some form was the Romans who were too busy copying the greeks. If you want a nomad horde who did copy the romans, then look no further than the glorious "holy roman empire"

Does not change a single fact about your lineage, my mutted central asian afterbirth.

How in the fuck is the HRE a nomad horde? And getting crowned Emperor of Rome isn't copying them, the structure of the HRE was completely different to Rome. If it's because of the Germans who migrated away from a horde about 800 years earlier then that's retarded
If you actually want a former nomad horde in Europe then it's Hungary or Turkey

no because then it wouldn't be historical

Hush now, central asian. Your yurt awaits back home in the Ghobi.

Germans are STILL mad at WW2 and Brexit lmfao

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Until you let them back in and they ruined the world

>7 posts in
>shitholers seething already

We just saved you from yourselves ... yet again.

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There's only one nation where this level of retardation is attainable.

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The Man who would be King

Zulu

>portrayed

well any ww2 movie, but of course we all know the opposite is true

Origional film not shitty remake

>the scale of butthurt in this tripfag

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God was on our side, because God is an Englishman.

>Nebuchadnezzar II was born in c. 634 BCE in the region of Chaldea, in the southeast of Babylonia. His name is actually Nabu-kudurru-usur (“Nabu, Preserve My First-Born Son”) in Chaldean while 'Nebuchadnezzar' is the name by which the Israelites of Canaan knew him (from the Akkadian 'Nebuchadrezzar'). He was the eldest son of a Babylonian general in the Assyrian army, Nabu-apla-usur (“Nabu, Protect My Son”), better known as Nabopolassar.

>With the decline of Assyrian power, a native governor, Nabopolassar, was able, in 625, to become king of Babylon by popular consent and to inaugurate a Chaldean dynasty that lasted until the Persian invasion of 539 BC. The prestige of his successors, Nebuchadrezzar II (reigned 605–562) and Nabonidus (reigned 556–539), was such that “Chaldean” became synonymous with “Babylonian.”

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Billy Fish:
He wants to know if you are gods.

Peachy Carnehan:
Not gods - Englishmen. The next best thing.

Holy shit I just googled this and its even worse.

"Inside the tower, trust between the Jews and the keeper broke down, and when he left the tower on other business, they refused to allow him back in. They had now challenged the king’s authority, and troops joined the mob outside, where they were pelted with stones from the castle walls by the besieged Jews."

They literally stole this guys tower

"Friday 16 March coincided with Shabbat Hagadol, the ‘Great Sabbath’ before the Jewish festival of Pesach or Passover. According to several accounts, the Jews realised that they could not hold out against their attackers, and rather than waiting to be killed or forcibly baptised, decided to meet death together. The father of each family killed his wife and children, before taking his own life."

What the fuck

in their minds they were choosing between hell and death

>from yourselves
The only thing the Brexit Party is going to do is seperate. If anything, they're saving Europe from the autistic anglo. Without a say in the EU parliament, and without the colonies, anglo influence over european politics will be the weakest since before the Plantagenets.

based bongs

>milkshakes your path

>He had to scroll to all my posts and reply to them because he totally isn’t butthurt

Lmao at your life anglo. So glad I’m not one.

The Brexit party is the first contender against the two-party system here in a long long time.
That can only be good, finally people will stop voting Tory or Labour just because it's a familial thing.

you know except for when the lib dems were in a coalition not that long ago

Coalition with whom? My point exactly.

Whatever helps you sleep at night. We will be sitting pretty in our pubs, drinking our locally-brewed pints while Europe burns. You could have avoided this fate if you hadn't let the jews cuck you so badly, but alas, it was not to be.

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>Brits actually believe this
You will be scavenging through trash for food in a year tops

>Can't handle the bants

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But the Brexit Party's only gains have been in the EU election (though they didn't exist at the time of the last election to parliament). Their gains in the EU elections aren't likely to reflect their eventual gains in any parliamentary one, not will they last, as they are a single-issue party (which, to be fair, isn't inherently negative).

I don't think any englishmen should be speaking about jewish cuckoldry.

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Stay seething, Hans.

this is your future

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>This is your future
>Posts an image from the past
Guess all that Turk DNA in your is finally raring its ugly head.

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Go home Central Asians.

>Posts an image from the past
Yes, from when the UK was correctly called the sick man of Europe. When you had 3 day work weeks imposed by the government to save electricity. Its coming again.

Kek. You destroyed half of London yet you still somehow lost. Poor Krauts, the losers of history.

youtube.com/watch?v=PIc1koAk9l8

>Brits actually believe this
non retards dont

>murder your family
>blame it on the goy