Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
#555 WHOOOOOOOO! Edition
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Isaac Taylor
Hello new bread, please be healed by Arita!
Anthony Cooper
Bless this thread with Holy GETs, /comfy/ vibes, good discussion, fresh OC, free /healings/, and free /repairs/.
Sebastian Campbell
Jack Rogers
Great job fren!
Hudson Garcia
That's some kind of hackjob OC. Love it.
Noah Taylor
I told you i was going to post decapitation. I warned you. Well here it is
Aiden Bennett
Got two friends to order the deluxe box set of all of the volumes. It was sold out for so long that they gave up trying to order. Any idea on the sales figures? I want to imagine it blew expectations out of the water since it was sold out for so long
Isaiah Scott
You call that brutal? Might want to cover your eyes, kid.
Julian Howard
Appropriate seeing how our 55 gets...HACKED apart, hahaha
Seriously though, pls don't bully. This was last minute realizing 555 was just upon us and I'm very bad at shopping, but I knew something had to be done an nobody else would do it. I tried my best. Forgive me
Liam Morgan
ITS HORRIBLE!
Luke Howard
Come, my fanatics, come and bend the knee for your savior. Thou shalt consult the holy scripture Gunnm when in doubt. Thou shalt have no favorite movie but mine. Thou shalt not stand by in the presence of evil. Thou shalt not be fans of rival motorballers.
Blake Gomez
Jesus Christ, my God! Who keeps making all these Alita Cult edits? They're sooooo good!
Cooper White
They should be good, good enough to help push for a sequel.
As in quite a few countries the steelbooks had all sold out in only 1-2 days, and the BluRays sale's look good overall!
Thomas Murphy
I feel bad for K frens. Promice me he'll get kissu on #999
David Rodriguez
Julian Martin
>555
>excited
Dominic Nelson
Oh, yeah, he'll get his kissu eventually. Just gotta keep trying!
Jose Thompson
I only have one of these to give out, so you're gonna have to fight for it.
Hunter Richardson
You faggots better be women in disguise
Sebastian Ortiz
Not THAT kind of kissu. I mean for real.
Easton Thomas
QUEEN!!!!!!
Carter Clark
Sneed
Gavin Peterson
>hugo take a nath with us
Jonathan Hernandez
Nathaniel Cook
22nd post best post
Josiah Turner
Hudson Carter
>In order of appearance, they are:
1. Discarded Core
2. Rainbow Shirt
3. Purple Pajamas
4. Pink Top
5. Baby Blue Top
6. Red Sweater
7. Moon URM Soldier Suit
8. Nude Doll Body
9. Green Triforce Shirt
10. Ragged Gray Top
11. Black Leather Jacket w/ Blue Top
12. URM Training Kimono
13. Nude Berserker Body
14. Lavender Top
15. Red Zip Jacket
16. Motorball Pads
17. Black Leather Ensemble
18. Attack on Zalem URM Soldier Suit
19. Motorball Pro Body
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Any other post besides 11-19 that ends in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, or 0 gets look 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, or 10, respectively.
Only posts (Thee)'ing this original post count.
Now, roll, roll, roll!
Parker Cruz
Rolling for big purpley boobs Lavender Top
Christian Hughes
>#999 here we come
rolling for cute can't lose
Grayson Flores
#
How tall are you, VA?
Ethan Gutierrez
>Nude Doll Body, user? I think we need to have a chat.
Angel Campbell
US: Reminder: Alita is still running in second run theaters in the US - Google/AMC seems to have cleaned the incorrectly listed Aladdins, so it's possible to search for tickets again.
Europe: Get in here:
May 29th: Barcelona, Spain
Neufahrn, Bavaria, Germany: May 30th, June 1st and 2nd
June 1st: IMAX 3D in Oslo, Norway at 15:00 local.
June 5th: Berlin, Germany: Outdoor: Freiluftkino Hasenheide Volkspark, near Tempelhof
June 5th: Berlin, Germany: Indoor: Hackesche Höfe Kino
June 7th: Cologne, Germany: Open air Sommerkino
Brayden Garcia
Luke Rivera
PINK
James Green
NONONONONO
Carson Edwards
Rolling for training pygamas.
Michael Nelson
Aiden Jackson
can anyone who was there tell me if the girl has nice feet or not?
Henry White
yesyesyesyes
Jonathan Green
So beautiful.
Adam Taylor
>Implying that the meet looks like a failure...
Camden Gutierrez
>deckman on the beach
Liam Clark
I know. Trolls were ACHING to mock Alitans for being fat, neckbeard, all-male incels, but we've totally blasted their preconceptions to outer space with these pics of strapping, healthy, attractive, and normal people just coming together as friends to hang out, and so now all they have is "ppffff...how lame and pathetic you all came together over a mediocre film." Really sad, actually.
Brayden Perry
such is the "life" of a troll...
Nolan Rodriguez
What about the green shirt with the boxers? Its the scene where she's in her room doing the punching and stretches.
Thomas Johnson
We tried to warn them.
Evan Turner
>He doesn't have 5 steelbooks on pre-order.
Tyler Carter
....oh, fuck me
FUCK YOU! I GOTTA REMAKE THIS SHIT ALL OVER AGAIN.
Tyler Cruz
You know what would be even funnier? If those trolls weren't simple attention whores, but Disney employees from Marketing, tasked with striking at Alita's fandom, for daring to challange their Captain Marvel and their political propaganda.
Just imagine the sight: Office full of professionally, sharp dressed men, in white shirts, ties, polished shoes. They open their work laptops, and beside the folders of "Captain Marvel feminist agenda" and "Avengers Endgame promo material", there is a folder named simply "Shitposts", filled with goatse, scat and gore, carefully selected and delivered by Disney's R&D department. And this bunch of proffesional, overpaid men, starts shitposting in this threads like a bunch of retards, just because petty Mouse will not stand by in the presence of kino.
I don't know how you, but whenever I imagine this scenario I always snicker.
Lucas Ward
Your house of cards has fallen just as planned...
No, but don't sweat it. It's probably the outfit that gets the least amount of screentime.
Henry Harris
Second least amount of time. Purple Pajamas got the least amount.
Easton Ramirez
what alita underwear smell like?
Aiden Thomas
Like haven.
Julian Lewis
she doesn't wear any
Carson Foster
Oil and coolants
Brandon Roberts
Motor oil and battery acid.
Austin Davis
NOW it's perfect.
Julian Mitchell
new car smell
Henry White
shit thread reminds me of mlp autism
Xavier Ross
It's almost like this. Except it's not Marketing, but it's Creative and Editorial - salaried employees or independent contractors - taking time out of their day that should have been used to create work product, but instead they're in a discord coordinating attacks against the "toxic fans". Using company assets, no less. Corporate and especially General Counsel does not know that this is happening; but they should. Because Disney will end up with having to pay any judgments or settlements that happen when James Cameron, Jon Landau, David Valdes and not to mention Chip Seelig and his Chinese and US financial backers find out about this. And then the SEC also has a nice big cash prize and immunity deals out for anyone who has information about any market manipulation surrounding the Fox/Disney merger; well, at least for the first one who talks.
That's the most spicy bit of fanfiction you'll ever read in these threads because it actually might be true
Hudson Watson
Does not stand by in the presence of evil, but sits very well.
Thomas Gutierrez
Cute! but the blood kinda makes it look like her/his eyes are bleeding.
Christian Morris
Jose Lee
God girl, Haley the cosplay dog.
Hudson Price
cute doggie
Josiah Williams
>floplita is an absolute abomination of an adaptation
>performs appallingly at the box office
>trust me guys, there will be a sequel!
Well, I'm convinced
Anthony Flores
Alita is back in Kobe Japan, until Friday. I heard it was going to run soon in Tokyo too.
Isaiah Rodriguez
Alita loves Pikachu
Sebastian Morris
And that's enough of that.
Gabriel Collins
>tfw you stare but he doesn't stare back
Austin Scott
>floplita is an absolute abomination of an adaptation
The creator of the source material literally said he loves the movie, thought it was an excellent adaptation, and actually admitted to thinking the screenplay was better than his own writing for the origin story. No one's opinion really matters more than the original creator of the source material, so you're dead wrong about this point. Couldn't be more wrong, in fact.
>performs appallingly at the box office
Not at all. Not at all. Look up the numbers for Dredd 3D or Jupiter Ascending if you want 'appaling' numbers for recent sci-fi action movies. Those movies didn't just flop, they BOMBED, meaning they didn't even make the amount of their budget, let alone break even or make profit. Not only did Alita: Battle Angel not bomb (it made more than its budget), not only did it not flop (it met the break-even point) it's actually in profit territory, netting anywhere between $5-50million from the box office alone, not including Blu-Rays, book sales, and other merch. This movie was a financial success. Not to mention the Blu-Rays for this film are selling like hotcakes all over the world, being somewhere within the top 5 hottest selling Blu-Rays, depending on the country. Oh, and the 'making of' artbook has sold out everywhere.
>trust me guys, there will be a sequel!
Can't wait until the sequel gets announced.
I do worry what will happen to all the flop-kuns, though. They'll have no home to return to once they realize they were wrong and that Alita: Battle Angel is a financially successful new film franchise and there will be sequels. They'll be on suicide watch.
Austin Ramirez
cum encrusted fleshlight
James Fisher
>555 threads about Alita
>Zero threads about One From The Heart
For shame, Yea Forums.
For shame.
Dylan Perry
Stop tormenting your poor dog please.
Lucas Johnson
Go start your own thread, friend. You have our /blessings/.
Colton Russell
FUNKOS
I LOVE FUNKOS!!
Cameron Harris
>tormenting
>giving it attention
>putting things in its movie it can chew on and play with
>tormenting
You've clearly never had a dog.
Aaron Richardson
FUCKIN' HELL KEENAN YOU KEK
Angel Butler
Actually I already made one
There’s more to movies than James Cameron and Disney
Christopher Powell
poor dog.
you fucking dog fucker
Samuel Hall
he looks like he wants to die
Bentley Torres
lol, don't know why I said movie. I meant "mouth"
Joseph Richardson
>funko pops
>furry paraphernalia and weeb shit
I can see in that dogs eyes that he's been abused you fucking sick fuck.
The RSPCA has been called.
Levi Carter
PLEASE kys
Henry Morgan
Reminder that on twitter the sjw and disney shills are attacking alita fans and also fake posting to make alita fans look crazy and rude:
Jaxson Miller
You first, flop-fag.
Lucas Wood
Its a clown world out there user.
Ayden Hall
Chase Nguyen
But it’s not sunset yet.
Cooper Turner
condescending shithead
Sebastian Torres
Alita LITERALLY saved my life. Started getting /fit/ cause of her, now am happy with a qt gf.
Levi Rivera
lol, more proof of this:
baiting and misrepresenting
I was being genuine and polite and not condescending at all.
In fact, if you go over and look at this thread:
the first comment, and the only non-silly/non-trolly comment of the bunch not from the OP, the first comment, was me, where I say "I've never seen it, but I'm a big fan of FFC. I'll have to check it out!"
Which is all true. So, I'm actually the least condescending and most positive non-OP person in that whole thread.
Caleb Gonzalez
Jordan Williams
Nicely done, warrior.
Joshua Sanchez
Ethan Roberts
Adrian Sanchez
>inb4 alita joker oc
Benjamin Rivera
Ryder Reed
William King
Charles Adams
Have you seen this burrito?
Charles Scott
forget the goreposting
that's the real nightmare fuel
Eli Gutierrez
trips dont lie...
Brandon King
Rollin' for dat BLE
Elijah Gray
I wonder what licking her eye would taste like....
Nathan Miller
Let's just skip that OC and go straight to Dune OC, ok?
Jeremiah Barnes
Probably like wet ball bearings
Andrew Adams
What is Alita's flesh made out of? What about her tongue, eyeballs, and hair? Rubber and silicone?
Camden Murphy
or her teeth, for that matter...
Nicholas Roberts
Last time I saw it was when it disappeared off stage left. I guess its gone.
Robert Sullivan
If we go by previous Cameron universe canon, real flesh and bone, grown for the cyborgs.
Probably some kind of super-strong metal alloy, I would guess. No reason to bother with bony teeth in a cyborg, especially when fake teeth of various construction are already in use today.
Connor Harris
Brayden Reyes
me too...
Grayson Gonzalez
do not likku the cyborg
Justin Morales
It's a she, and it's from normiebook
Evan Ortiz
I WILL PROTECC Alita from mosterous eyeball lickers!
Logan Johnson
Definitely not organic material. Alita doesn't have so much as a bruise or scrape on her throughout the whole movie, save where she's struck by Grew with the cutters. Remember how she rammed into that pole during the Motorball practice? No bruises or cuts at all. I still say it's all some super advanced organic material (flesh, hair, teeth, organs, nails, etc.)-like artificial super tough synthetic materials.
Asher Garcia
Japanese social media presence quite different. Here's an official Twitter image from that cinema in Kobe.
Juan Turner
Wow, who knew Nips sucked at drawing.
Connor Miller
Should have hired doodlefren.
Jack Reyes
holy moly
>be in country full of drawing experts
>be a theater
>can't get someone that can draw above a 6th grade level
low effort, Japan
Aiden Cox
Eye likku - weird
Tear likku - okay
Logan Walker
Neck likku is best likku
Michael Brown
>shlik
Austin Cooper
John Johnson
>fap
Ethan Rivera
>you are now aware you have watched her fap
Tyler Stewart
this is actually really insulting to tens of thousands of grade school children who can draw much better than this.
Christopher Baker
whatever fag
Logan Garcia
Bad, but funny, drawings are a thing in Japan - and even official agencies and cities will happily use them. Pic related.
Logan Stewart
Sweet Jesus
Benjamin Myers
Are those the Viz Media translations? Those sound effects sure have held up as well as those "boner crimes" Batman comics, even if some consider the Viz translations to be superior to the newer ones.
Zachary Clark
I can’t believe with my haircut this moment I look like yassa-kun
Jason Davis
Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.
Jason Richardson
This is still waaaay better than this:
Miles better..or, should I say, kilometers better.
Hudson Hughes
quit spamming this shit, keean
Ryan Flores
fap is right....excuse me a minute
Landon Long
Alita.4k.x265.7.1.dts-hd-FAGGOT
when?
Adam Mitchell
Rolling in new, higher-stakes game!
Easton Stewart
Do you have a version without the text? Not rolling cause that's for fags.
Andrew Williams
Oh we all know who this is
Blake Stewart
July 9th
Caleb Martinez
Okay, let's try this again...
NEW AND IMPROVED!
>In order of appearance, they are:
1. Discarded Core
2. Rainbow Shirt
3. Purple Pajamas
4. Pink Top
5. Baby Blue Top
6. Red Sweater
7. Moon URM Soldier Suit
8. Nude Doll Body
9. Green-sleeved White T-shirt w/ White Polka Dot Blue Boxers
10. Green Triforce Shirt
11. Ragged Gray Top
12. Black Leather Jacket w/ Blue Top
13. URM Training Kimono
14. Nude Berserker Body
15. Lavender Top
16. Red Zip Jacket
17. Motorball Pads
18. Black Leather Ensemble
19. Attack on Zalem URM Soldier Suit
20. Motorball Pro Body
posts ending in 11-20 will get the corresponding look
Any other post besides 11-20 that ends in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, or 0 gets look 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, or 10, respectively.
Only posts (You)'ing this original post count.
Now, roll, roll, roll!
Evan Thompson
I do, but I'm not giving it to you with that attitude.
Jaxson Jones
rawl
Michael Hughes
Now 200% more popular in China
Parker Torres
Nice edit!
Chase Cruz
Stay in your containment discord you pathetic pieces if shit
Jose Murphy
Sneed
Jonathan Lewis
Some guy on Etsy is selling glowing Damascus blades - they have a nice shine to them, but I'm guessing that they only look good from one side.
Elijah Flores
rolling
Hudson Campbell
Here's the Thingverse 3D printer model, for comparison.
Matthew Lee
How much is it going for?
Sebastian Murphy
Chuck
Adrian Miller
Pretty slick, but I won't settle for anything less than an actual sheath of blue flame. Someone get on it, quick-like.
Grayson Gray
sneed
Jonathan Price
this general is our containment
we've never had a Discord
What, would you rather we break off from this thread and infect the rest of Yea Forums like Sneed does?
Kevin Peterson
Nice to see the kiddies have come out to play at the same time.
Jace James
based "Keean Johnson is extremely handsome." poster
Adrian Phillips
The 3D model for is free to download on Thingverse.
is going for $312 on Etsy, and he's selling the 3D model for $15
youtube.com
Zachary Bailey
Sweet muma, makes me wish I had pre ordered that WETA steel replica they had on sale a while ago...
Logan Mitchell
I didn't even know the movie was coming out when they closed the pre-orders. Beware though, people are selling the plastic/polycarb cosplay version for the price of the steel version on Ebay. Obvious shenanigans.
Henry Morris
Another pic from the beach meet after we got over the initial awkward stage and got super comfy with each other’s companies. Here we are at peak happiness.
Bless /ALITA/
Dominic Reyes
Same...
Looks comfy, considering those bush numbers you have.
Jose Jackson
/b l e s s e d/
Brandon Moore
> why yes I do browse /ALITA/ how could you tell?
Isaiah Wright
anyone internet-sleuthed hard enough to find out where to cop green triforce shirt and ragged gray top?
Christopher Perry
Rolling for 12
Dylan Sanchez
more meetups please, this was too fun
Austin Cox
Next time at something like this, you need an artist-user to draw an Alita in the sand and then have everyone circle around it
Matthew Powell
Alitachads may have looks and eye for fashion but not for remembering to bring firewood and seating
Camden Hill
sounds gay
Kayden Scott
Speaking from experience?
Brody Roberts
Meet ups are gonna take on a whole new level once we get our home releases
Henry Gray
Knew you guys would have a great time.
I would be all about snagging me an alitaforce tee.
Lincoln Gray
>Meet ups are gonna take on a whole new level once we get our IMAX re-releases
Xavier Howard
I’m always good for it. You’re all wonderful
Carson Morris
>alitaforce tee
I would love one too. It brings two of my favorite things together
>pic related
Owen Price
Thankfully the NY user was the real mvp and saved our asses
Zachary Lee
>4 days till IMAX
Come join us in Oslo, we've got spare tickets.
Grayson Evans
You aren't even the craziest Alita fans.
Bruh.
Daniel Flores
So did the bros who brought the firewood and the CO guys who started the fire. Bacially the non locals mogged the locals and got us the goods
Carson Ross
Oslo chads better take a group pic
Colton Barnes
>East Coast-user with the level-head and cool mind has to save the day for all the ditsy hippie-dippy sunshine-soaked Californians
Typical
Joshua Hernandez
>drawing a bit of blood makes you crazy
It's not like it's difficult. I haven't done that just because I hate taking pictures of my face.
Noah Johnson
>never buy and don't own any dvds or blurays
>bought Alita steelbook
I'm gonna have to end up hiding this thing in my room like it's porn, because someone's gonna see it and ask me why it's the only bluray I own and that seems like an awkward conversation
maybe I should start a bluray collection
Charles Bell
>Alita.Battle.Angel.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG
Ian Campbell
>doesn't kill his dog to use its blood instead
>is Asian
bruh.....
Oliver Roberts
>being ashamed of owning the best movie of the year
It's a good conversation starter.
Jack Lee
One can dream user.
Jack Lee
>mfw I'm greater than the game
Jordan Wright
For real. Is there any movie that's so far come out in 2019 that even matches let alone beats Alita: Battle Angel?
Isaac James
Don't expect us to make banners and shit.
>maybe I should start a bluray collection
>Here's my US steelbook, and both German steelbooks, and the Dutch steelbook, and the Japanese steelbook, the Frech, Spanish and Scandinavian steelbooks.
>Do you only own Alita steelbooks? That's all your Blurays?
>Haha, no of course not. I also have plastic covers: Here's the Target version with the Funko keychain, here's the DVD plastic cover, here's the 4K Japanese verison, the Italian 4K verision.
Liam Perez
It's gonna happen by the end of summer I guess...
Caleb Powell
Nice. Ol' Onionhead 55 deserves his own sick reaction image.
Jordan Flores
I took a couple photos too
Asher Watson
Michael Ramirez
>not buying every steelbook edition available and collecting them all like Pokemon....
Tyler Cook
Isaac Ortiz
These are great
Jeremiah Roberts
doing a quick glance of what's come out so far, the only other movie that's captivated me almost as much as Alita is Under the Silver Lake
these are probably my top 2 movies of 2019 so far with nothing else close
while I was excited about Endgame, doesn't really rank up there as something I'd call my favorite
James Perez
Looks comfy!
Austin Phillips
Noah Moore
lewd
Grayson Thomas
Not lewd; she just wants those steelbooks as much as the rest of us.
Joseph Baker
Fuck, just noticed a huge screwup.
Levi Allen
Absolutely based
I loved that film
Jaxson Ross
>tfw you get to the special features
William Bell
>Under the Silver Lake
Thanks for the rec, user. I'll have to check it out.
Juan Flores
It's a regular chopshop in here. No Rules Tuesday living up to its billing.
Jaxson Walker
You going to see Godzilla? Or are you the user who's going to pass on it because of some stilted dialogue
Michael Jones
>come home from long day at work
>get my best clothes on for my house of worship
>see fresh new OC
bless u user
Jayden Jenkins
was a good night indeed.
lmao I'm standing like an alien in this wtf
Jayden Jones
ANOTHER CRINGE THREAD! BASED!
Jaxon Scott
Does anyone still have pics from the original meet, the shooting meet, or any other meet? I didn't save them.
Adrian Hall
>boots at the beach
and no one went swimming LMAO
Jose Mitchell
Nothing brings a bunch of pedophiles together like lolita pedobait flop angel: sequel never
Xavier Bennett
Kek
William Reed
Make a fucking discord you mentally ill faggots and fuck off
Jaxon Ramirez
the meet was a bonfire + smores, not a splash party, you crouton.
Jonathan Bennett
I got all of em
Blake Brooks
Iron city
Nolan Green
well at least I was channeling my inner goose-tism
David Stewart
water was too cold
Caleb Scott
>go to the beach
>wear boots
LMAO
Brayden Kelly
Bentley Sanders
Alita kinoplex meet
Caleb Perez
Take solace that the only people competing for biggest loser on the planet are the ones at your meetup
Jaxon Garcia
Grayson Green
very based
Wyatt Morris
Check'd
still shit post
David Allen
i have more if ya want
Robert Robinson
...
Grayson Allen
Yeah then the Rooty Tooty Cowboy Shooty competed the trilogy and most recently we had the beach meet
#5 coming soon. We gotta pump up those numbers and get them to double digits
Nolan Torres
THANKS SO MUCH!
Do you have that one with only 2 people or whatever, the shooting meet where they blew up Zapan?
Adam Garcia
this
Tyler Barnes
Post the meet-up picture with Sam Hyde with a gun edited into the background
Jaxson Jones
Carson Cox
post the meetup where fags get gunned down lmao
Joshua Thomas
Parker Morris
That's yet to happen, but you're always welcome, Jerome.
Jeremiah Scott
What about that one with the two /k/-anons crouching or something? I believe one was wearing a hat.
Jaxson Cook
Bowchikabow
Oliver Anderson
That was the CO user meetup on the left
Nicholas Thompson
great! Got the full pic with just them?
Christian Allen
>no discussion
>just talking about meetups and reposting the same images for 500+ threads
unironically kys niggers
Joseph Wilson
Checked but also eat shit faggot
Mason Reed
*AHEM*
FUCK
AND
SUCK
THANK YOU
Ryan Jackson
THIS IS SNEED THREAD #72
THIS IS SNEED THREAD #72
THIS IS SNEED THREAD #72
THIS IS SNEED THREAD #72
THIS IS SNEED THREAD #72
THIS IS SNEED THREAD #72
Dominic Allen
You got it.
Blake Turner
Jannies do your fucking job FOR FREE and ban these /soc/ fags
Brandon Hughes
shitposters in maximum overdrive right now lmao
Chase Collins
Jannies just fuck (formerly feed) alitanegros already
Ryder Myers
>boots at the beach
Colton Reyes
>unironically cherry picks and ignores all the times we talk about the movie
user, please...
Kevin James
i said kill yourself NIGGER
Cooper Reyes
He's really steamed tonight. Must have had a bad day.
Joshua Evans
funny how whetted to (yous) trolls are; they're identical to redditors and upvotes. arguing with me only proves my point. :)
Thomas Brooks
The E D G E on this lad.
Blake Gray
>555 threads
>enough threads to talk about every minute of the movie 4.5 times
>instead cringe/waifu post incessantly and talk about meetups with literal incels as if you're on /soc/
Daily reminder none of you even talk about the movie and the memes are cringe. Rule 6, make a subreddit, have sex, sequel never. If jannies did their job for one minute a day these cringe threads wouldn't have made it past 100 posts. The only people who give a shit about the ACTUAL movie don't post here anymore because you faggots shit it up
Asher Mitchell
Juan Walker
STOP WASTING /ALITA/'S IMAGE BUMP LIMIT WITH DUMB FUCK OFF TOPIC PICTURES ASSHOLES
>alita_middle_finger.JPG
Charles Jackson
>archive.4plebs.org
this is beyond rent free lmao
Jonathan Powell
based false flag but honestly why do lolita pedos stfu when image limit is reached? Do they retreat to their discord while they wait for another incel to start a new thread?
Noah Miller
Get a load of this guy....
Adam Rogers
>a dozen shitposts
>555x300 incel posts
>actually saving every time you get assblasted LMFAO
Mason Taylor
hahaha get fucked you faggot
Ryder Thomas
Very cringe, and of course, extremely incelpilled
Isaac Garcia
Papa needs a Lavender Top and I think I've got luck on my side tonight.
Thomas Clark
Some of those are on topic of Alita. You'd know that if you actually read the discussion that led to them being posted.
Justin Walker
>assblasted
Is that what you call it?
Lincoln Moore
>read the discussion
AHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck are you talking about nigger?
Hudson James
Maybe if we talk about the movie they'll all leave us alone.
1.) Do you think in the Earth of 2500s has other cities or towns similar to Iron City that just lost contact with each other? I'd imagine places in Antarctica, Australia, or the mountains of Switzerland might be suitable. Could we possibly see Alita leaving for other Iron City-like towns in the future vs. just the badlands, Zalem, Jeru, and space?
2.) Do people believe in any sort of Zodiac or astrology still? Where there are chicks are are people who believe in that stuff.
3.) What other things that should be super rare and expensive in the future (like chocolate) would you like to see in the sequel?
Christian Martinez
>on-topic alita
yeah nah cringe_jpg
Nathan Edwards
desu I want to see alita take a fat cock up her robo ass and see japan get cucked god that would make my obese penis erect enough to see for once god damn i love alita brb making a new meme of her with 420 clouds around her hahaha sukku
Bentley Edwards
Epic Stone Group Inc., Plaintiff, ) ) v. ) ) Twentieth Century Fox Film Corp., ) Defendant. )
Civil Action No. 19-20395-Civ-Scola
United States District Court for the
Southern District of Florida
Order Requiring Compliance with Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 4(m)
It appears the Plaintiff has failed to timely serve the Defendant in this case. The Plaintiff filed its complaint on January 30, 2019. A plaintiff is responsible for serving the defendant with a summons and the complaint within 90 days of filing the complaint. Fed. R. Civ. P. 4(c)(1); Fed. R. Civ. P. 4(m). In this case, service was required by April 30, 2019. From a review of the record, it does not appear that the Plaintiff has served the Defendant with the summons and complaint. See Fed. R. Civ. P. 4(l)(1) (“Unless service is waived, proof of service must be made to the court.”). “If the plaintiff fails to properly serve the defendant within [90] days, ‘the court, upon motion or on its own initiative after notice to the plaintiff, shall dismiss the action without prejudice . . . or direct that service be effected within a specified time; provided that if the plaintiff shows good cause for the failure, the court shall extend the time for service for an appropriate period.’” Lepone-Dempsey v. Carroll Cnty. Comm’rs, 476 F.3d 1277, 1281 (11th Cir. 2007) (quoting Fed. R. Civ. P. 4(m)).
Accordingly, the Plaintiff is notified, in keeping with Rule 4(m), that the Court will dismiss this case without prejudice unless the Plaintiff can establish, no later than May 30, 2019, that the Defendant was timely served or that good cause exists for the failure to timely serve the Defendants.
tl;dr: Epic Stone Group and Ronker BTFO tomorrow.
Gavin Jones
they won't leave us alone but I'm always down to speculate on the setting.
>Where there are chicks are are people who believe in that stuff.
Zapan does, maybe lol.
Isaiah Lopez
By all means, spend another month of your life raging against people on a Siamese fire-walking forum. You'll hate yourself just as much then as you do now, but that's not really my concern. At the moment I'm just looking for some (You)s to get that tasty new bread, so dance.
Grayson Nguyen
Thats a thought, does Alita leave Iron city at all in the manga's? apart from going to space of course
Blake Turner
These threads are not wholesome when peaches is gone
Kevin Bell
Rolling for soup. Daddy wants that black leather jacket w/ blue top
1. Maybe.
2. Yeah, sure, some.
3. Hmmm...I wanna say... silk?
Oliver Barnes
I want to see some Unobtainium yes I re watched avatar yesterday, how can you tell?
Connor Diaz
Nuh uh I'm not a raging faggot because you are more LMAO
Isaac Bailey
is THIS also part of why the Blu-Ray was delayed and there's next to no merchandise for the film?
Nathaniel Ramirez
If Peaches was the only thing keeping these threads together then we wouldn't have lasted this long
James Myers
1) I think not. Ido says it's the last of the great sky cities, and though he might be misinformed, I sort of dobubt it.
2) They are big on numerology. They numbered the factories from number 11, via 22 etc to 111. So they have SOME form of superstition there.
3) Is chocolate rare though? It seems Zalem are pretty good at farming.
Jaxon Ward
C O P E [/spoiler] DANCE MONKEY, DANCE! [/spoiler]
Cooper Carter
So no chance of Ronker in the sequel? Bummer.
Joseph Wright
then fuck off you dumb spic
Owen Kelly
It was an obviously shit lawsuit, and they even failed to officially notify Fox about the lawsuit. I haven't checked the USPTO for if there's some action in progress there.
Austin Edwards
Jannies are the only reason these threads lasted longer than the slightly less cancerous reylo threads. It's borderline retarded you fags get paid to be so shitty at your job. How many dozens of you are there and NO one likes your shit movie
Easton Morgan
where was this?
Robert Lopez
You haven't seen this movie, have you?
James White
You haven't had sex, have you
Jaxon Carter
Of course he hasn't. That shouldn't even be a question at this point...
Jack Campbell
nah, I love blockbusters, stilted dialogue and all, sometimes that's part of the charm
but it's a love from a different place
Blake Carter
See
for why you should perhaps get off the computer and instead call the SEC. There "might" still be time.
Gavin Green
If there's dozens of us then clearly some people like the movie you dull pencil
Asher Cooper
rolling
Speaking of, what's the gambling situation like in Iron City? At the Kansas, we can clearly see some H-Ws playing cards and betting. Is there a single casino in Iron City? Sounds like an easy way to make credits off a bunch of uneducated working-class rubes.
Christian Gonzalez
be the change you want to see user.
Henry Howard
Godzilla is going to blow this pedoshit out of the shitwater. Can't wait for some actual Japanese kino
Cameron Watson
You're disappointing yourself and the people who care about you. Find something that makes you happy and pursue it.
Alexander Nelson
I know retard. There are literally dozens of people that like alita lmao
Logan Phillips
I have. Okay, now answer me: have you seen this movie? If not, how can you tell me it's shitty, and how can you devote time and energy telling other people it's shitty and trolling in their thread, (thread #555) dedicated to this movie when you've never even seen it and don't know that you actually might like it?
Leo Cooper
seething
Aaron Perez
>getting upset at stilted dialogue
>in a Godzilla movie
That's the least a Godzilla movie has to worry about.
Isaac Cooper
Literally millions of dozens of people
Grayson Butler
There must be small-time action all over the place, but Zalem would keep anything large and organized well under thumb.
Carter Sullivan
>Millions of views from dozens of incels
i believe it
Cameron Wilson
You didn't have to tell us you were a newfag, bud.
Robert Roberts
>hasn't seen Alita: Battle Angel
Ayden White
>Is chocolate rare
Chocolate is already fast becoming a luxury good so I doubt it'll be widely available to poorfags in the 26th century. Maybe the stuff they eat in Iron City is some kind of artificially flavored imitationplot twist: it's reconstituted manure
Nathan Gray
>shitposting only pushing us further to #999
lol thanks for happily slaving away
Hudson Lee
Special commendations to Jerome for helping us power through the rest of this thread in no time flat. He made himself quite useful this evening.
Jayden Price
>dude, dude, DUDE, my little pony is really good, it's not just for kids it has *real* humor to it that only adults like me get, dude, DUDE it's like the morals are for everyone, not just children, wanna jack off to horse pussy with me later? It has to be really good if a bunch of fucking obese incels like me advocate for it every second of the day. Salary? No dude I do it for free
Michael Morris
Thanks to the troll's once again, helping us get towards the next bread.
So fucking kind of them.
Nathan Gomez
This is true, I flew out to Taiwan when this started playing, and got them to install a toilet in the IMAX screning room and serve meals. Have stayed there since then, phone-posting while I watch the movie. I'm watching it at 3x speed now to make the record.
Ian Torres
>hasn't seen Alita: Sequel
lmao :^)
Blake Rodriguez
>made $400million global box office
>average ticket price around $10
>4 dozen (48) people around the world saw it in theaters 833,333 times each
>Jerome actually believe this unironically
Eli Jenkins
55 unique posters, in a 55 thread.
Pottery.
Nathaniel Wood
Read and weep, kiddie troll's...
Pro tip: grow up
Colton Baker
>doesn't deny it
Juan Thomas
>it's so good there will never be a sequel
Evan Thomas
who here /baking/?
Ayden Cruz
I installed a wall with 60 screens on it with the movie playing on every screen each with a 2 minute difference between the next one so I can watch almost every scene simultaneously
Ethan Bennett
based
Andrew White
>Thinking there'll be no sequel...
Boy you're gonna look dumb aren't (you)?
Jacob Price
Well done stringing Jerome along to bump limit, friends. Time to withhold those (You)s and get the new bread started off right.
Samuel Stewart
I also have another screen playing Addicted to Love by Robert Palmer on a loop
Jeremiah Martinez
new bread
Angel Rodriguez
Doesn't matter what the post was. The image uploaded was a waste. The trash pics listed here can be posted in any shitty thread on any crummy board EXCEPT THIS FUCKING THREAD. THIS IS /ALITA/. ALITA RELATED OC IS THE ARE THE ONLY PICTURES THAT SHOULD BE UPLOADED. We have 310 posts and 151 images per thread. There is zero reason to waste image space on trash pics espeically like this one which has been getting spammed for weeks in these threads. Seriously, post alita related pics or don't post anything.
Caleb Smith
Calm your tits. We often don't even hit image limit. A little frog here and there or other image, especially when it's canon to the thread at this point, doesn't hurt anybody. There's always the next thread for your shitty OC and reaction images if you felt you didn't get enough photographic action in the current one. Jesus H. Christ.
Matthew Gutierrez
Fucking die you alitashitting s-o-ylord and have sneed