/got/

FACT: Ned Umber was the CUTEST boy in the entire show
FACT: You will never hug him and kiss the top of his little head and tell him everything will be okay after saving him from Last Hearth
FACT: D&D only killed him off for shock values and deserve to burn in hell for it.

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Who killed Arryn?

Jeyne Westerling seems like a sweet girl.

How come the Harlaw have a valyrian steel sword but not the greyjoys?
Also
>Orphan Maker

Alys Karstark the flat Northern maiden

>How come the Harlaw have a valyrian steel sword but not the greyjoys?
The Harlaws stole it in a raid, probably from the Reynes.

fact: you're a weird pedo

based barbrey dustin

Maester Luigi

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the seed

thanks, i appreciate you taking the time to compile this

t. Lyn Corbray

>tfw Liam will never look at me like that
Why even live?

Every night I can feel my plotlines... my story... even my character development. The stories I've lost, the characters I've lost... Won't stop hurting....

t. Septon Utt

Put the Norf in da kween

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Reminder that based Lyn is never confirmed to be a pedophile. Baelish says he liked boys in the same way that a straight guy would be said to like girls. No one ever accuses him of being a kiddie diddler, Lyn Corbray is a man’s man and this is baseless slander

>"My lady has a thirst. Whenever she comes out to dance, she likes a drop of red."
>Petyr states that Lyn's price is gold and boys.
based

Remember when people theorized the sword Meera uses in the cave of the 3ER was Dark Sister? Do you think D&D forgot about it?

So who was the better plotter between Baelish and Varys?

>tfw no Dunk & Egg show by actually competent showrunners

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Varys, by far. Baelish is good at causing chaos (inciting the war, betraying everyone around him, bankrupting the realm) but that's where it ends. Varys has a 15+ year master plan that is working perfectly so far.

BXZZZZZZZZZZZZZ UNCLE I COMMAND YOU TO SIT BXZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Reminder

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Show? Neither. Books? Varys seems more impactful at the moment and Baelish's plans seem oddly modest but we don't know anything yet.

Rhaenyra is the rightful queen. Alicent Hightower and Criston Cole deserve to die screaming for what they kicked off while Viserys body was still warm.

Aegon II to his credit at least at first didn’t want the crown because he knew Rhaenyra was the rightful heir.

D&D deserve a clout on the ear.
a dunk show would be so comfy

varys. lf does all his scheming because he wants to stick his dick in his dead gf’s teenage daughter, the man is a failure by any standard.

do Bobby Bs bastards inherit his super strength or was that just Gendry?

Dabid the stupid, thick as a castle wall

dunk the lunk is my fucking boy. next novella when

mya stone is cute and slender so not all of bob’s kids are built like a barrel

Gods....I'm losing....my Tully...strength...like it's being drained away by a vampire

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Which character do you relate to the most in ASOIAF

For me, it's Tyrion, being I'm 175cm in Denmark.

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>Tully
>strength
It died offscreen with the Blackfish

Hodor

I don't think that was ever in their playbook

Val

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Bessie...I cant even remember what she looked like

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aegon III

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE HAMMER

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GENIUS

for me, it's Septa Lemore bathing in the Rhyone in Tyrion's ADWD chapters.

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Was that the dude who got depressed after his family got eaten by dragons?

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GOD I NEED THEM TO RAPE ME

No more got. Why we continue to shit post?

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is that the hammer bobby used to smash raygay at the trident

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For me it's Daenerys of House Targaryen

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Bobby B’s bastard girl in the vale

Arya.

>rhaenyrafags would give away the throne to a fat whore and her bastard offspring.

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Based, ""Septa"" wanted Tyrion's cock

Varys by far. Baelish only got so far due to an insane string of good luck. Plus the former wants to put his family line back on the throne, the latter just wants to pretend he’s fucking his onetis.

We have yet to see Baelish's real endgame

Why do I love Jorah so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Jorah isn't just the best character in the series, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him riding through the grasses of Essos, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides through Slave Cities, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in White Harbor under the the name of "Bearhair Orgasm." The very nature of Jorah is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Jorah is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Jorah is not one that is easily penetrated. Jorah is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world.Jorah is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his body hair. His hair, like the fur of a wild animal, provides the only glimpse into the true machinations of Jorah . Do not stare. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Jorah is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Jorah , the entire series, the entire world of Westeros as we know it crumbles. The Trident would stop flowing without Jorah the Reach would become a desolate crater, and the Wall would melt without his frosty gaze.

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she makes the sign of the onion

>it's Septa Lemore bathing in the Rhyone in Tyrion's ADWD chapters.

literally the comfiest chapters in all of Asoiaf

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jorah

Jaime Lannister. Just got out of a toxic relationship with a proud stuck up bitch

>t. Jorah

Who should Widow's Wail go to now, show-wise and in the books? It should be Gendry or some other Baratheon, considering it was designed for one. Stag hilt and all.

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The Pounce that was Promised

/fa/ here, for me, it's Joffrey

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Edmure

Renly because I don't take anything seriously enough and end up fucking myself over for it

>/fa/
>not jaime

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The dude who’s brothers all died except for one, his mother was fed to his uncle’s dragon, kept under the thumb of multiple regents and his last surviving cousin/his wife was thrown to her death and left to die after being impaled on spikes and was generally never happy his entire life

That guy

Quentyn Martell

Why is Varys so loyal to the Targs?

sandy clegane

>two rightful heirs denied their throne
Why does Stannis hate Rhaenyra again?

Try being 175cm in the fucking Netherlands man

>Why is Varys so loyal to the Targs?
He's not, he's loyal to the Blackfyres

unironically book jaime

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>toxic
No wonder she treated you like shit. Did you blog about the breakup too?

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B R A N
R
A
N

For what reason?

excellent taste

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he's a blackfyre bastard. why do you think he keeps his head shaved? why do you think his genitals (king's blood) were valuable to the mage?

There's a boar coming Ned...

Who will sit on the Iron Throne after Bronn inevitably kills Bran and why would it be Bronn?

Who was Gendry's mother?

aegon (true)

A DUMN WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE

D&D ARE able to write well, the Robert and Cersei scene proves it

Some WHORE with a FAT ASS

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The punished Jaime scene too

which one?

>should be Gendry or some other Baratheon
Only if they change the shitty edgy name. How did Joffrey manage to pick the worst one out of all suggestions?
>In the books, it is mentioned that Joffrey named his new sword "Widow's Wail" by picking it out from several names the crowd suggested, but it does not list what the other names were. In this episode (which George R.R. Martin himself wrote anyway), some alternate names are heard, including "Stormbringer", "Terminus", and "Wolf's Bane".
Stormbringer's probably the best pick, for a Baratheon sword.

Fuck the Crownlands
Fuck the Stormlands
Fuck the Reach
Fuck Dorne
Fuck Tyrells
Fuck Martells
Fuck Illyn Payne
Fuck Petyr Baelish
Fuck Jon Snow
Kill all Daynes on sight
Kill all Lannisters on sight
Kill all Freys on sight
Kill all Boltons on sight
Kill all Ironborn on sight
But most importantly of all, FUCK THEON GREYJOY

Murder? Of course it isn't murder.
Cripples are so clumsy, it was only a matter of time until he fell down that flight of stairs.
Bronn is simply doing his duty by taking the throne.

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Based picture

yep, season 7 and 8 is more like they lost their drive and just wanted to get the show done with and move on. Which is unacceptable and they should've let someone else takeover to end it.

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Cersei

youtube.com/watch?v=BOpQqVCt-Jc

based porn taste

why does cersei look hot except of hideous?
is she supposed to?

Who would've been the best King?

there are some good scenes that were changed or original in season 1,which only imo makes it worse knowing that they could do better yet they simple stopped caring or giving a shit about making a good show.

sauce

Now that makes sense. It's a shame he fled to Pentos in my CK2 game.

cersei is hot

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Kevan

I thought they heavily adapted that from the books? I don't think this can pass off as their own writing desu

Bran is playing the game of thrones with cheatcodes, he'll be in power until they invent true AI in Westeros

i think that scene isn't on the books
i may be wrong

bath scene is from ASOS

youtube.com/watch?v=sM7yDAf34vQ
this is my favorite show original scene

this final season of /got/ general has been worst than season 8

literally no plot twists or anyone dying. anyone want to start a petition to re-do this general?

Based

Rhaenyra

>using cheats
>still can't find Drogon
He needs to get gud asap or Bronn would really murder him.

Does anyone else consciously sometimes make the aaaggghhhh sound when they take a sip of a drink? I do it when i have company and they never know that I'm IRL stannisposting

t. Lancel

So, the Tower of the Hand where the council meetings are held was destroyed by Dany/Drogon, yet as soon as Bran get elected King it's already rebuilt as an exact copy of the previous one.

SPEEDY WORKERS I GUESS

that wasnt the tower of the hand... that was the small council room located below by the map room.

Dragons aren't on the same list as people

Unironically Jon
Or Jaime

If they don't care about their work, it makes them hacks all the same.
Not to mention, most of their better scenes still good because of acting, not necessarily writing.
Imagine if Jamie and Euron had "Chaos is a Ladder" dialogue in something like Season 7 instead. It would be cringey af.

Theon

Cersei in her prime was the hottest woman in the 7 kingdoms at that time. Stress and alcoholism start taking a toll on her apperance though.

and yet a stark didnt kill a single lannister

>Jaime
>good ruler
>ever
What did Tywin see in him?

>ywn be a lord and defy everyone by marrying Mya Stone

Bryan Cogman wrote that, not d&d

>didn't kill a single lannister

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youtube.com/watch?v=tk5hKomP4MA

watch this you idiot.

The small council meetings are held in the tower of the hand.
All the images you have seen of council meetings are from the tower of the hand.

based and ARRYNPILLED

based

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LANNISTER FILTH

>Tyrion's wife Tysha the crofter's daughter gets raped by Tywin's soldiers and gets paid a silver coin for each man then afterwards goes "wherever whores go"
>she left for Braavos where she works as a prostitute who only charges one silver coin for sex and makes the men marry her the same night, and lives with hers and Tyrion's daughter Lanna
Bravo Gurm

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>2019
>Steffon Lannister is forgotten

only tywin held them in the tower of the hand

the earlier ones with robert and in his absence were held down below you really smart internet detective

He had 3 kids, 1 a woman, 1 a dwarf, that pretty much leaves Jaime.

t. Mychel Redfort

Congratulatious, you're dumb.

When you see Robert and his small council, they are in the small council chamber.
When you see Tywin and the rest of the small council, it's in the Tower of the Hand.
When Bran met with his council, it was in the same room as Tywin held the meetings, hence the Tyrion "joke" with the chairs.

>GoT portrays the Starks as the good guys and the Lannisters as the bad guys
>It was actually the other way around in the real life war the story is based on
What did George mean by this?

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oh right because tyrion chair joke would only make sense if it were in the same room... amazing analysis

you should maybe like cry about it or something 1 week after the fact

sup verse ion

simple as

S U B V E R T E D

Also he probably wants the last line to be "Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by this son of Stark."

Arianne MArtell

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aeron. no godless man

>he fell for tudor propaganda
yikes, bet you think Richard III is an accurate historical reenactment

why does she look so much like talisa

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What is Gendry's gentrification policy?

Mommy

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Well, you're obviously blind.
It's literally the same room. (Tywin/Bran)
Roberts small council chamber looks totally different.

Did he really do anything wrong?

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and you are obviously very good and discovering useless plot holes in an attempt to make yourself feel superior. kudos to you and yours

yeah he killed a ton of people and speared a child to a tree. weren’t you paying attention

>lancaster lannister york stark
BRAINLET ALERT BRAINLET ALERT BRAINLET ALERT
Yorks are Baratheons and Lancasters are Targaryens. Richard III is literally Stannis.

So there's no difference between these rooms?

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yeah, killed and dismembered people

Can't do anything wrong when you don't do anything.

Terminus is way worse than Widow’s Wail tbf

You lost but you can't admit it.

I won.

No

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he turned babies into useless dudes who stand around and raise their spears

Richard III is Tyrion, Gurm said so

>gets BTFO
>w-well you're a virgin incel for noticing in the first place, have sex
not even that user

Book Jon moreso than show "i kinda forgot to have a character" jon
t. bastard

Stormbringer's good though.

First room was much more kino. Changing it was the worst thing Tywin ever did

could be depends on the angle at which it was photographed. if you need me to make you feel better about it by making up some outrageous reason for how they held a meeting in the destroyed tower, i can accommodate.

thats not even remotely close to what i said, i congratulated him on his tv show watching prowess but i see that you have mastered the art of the greentext.

Just turn your brain off, it's fantasy, it's only a show.
/s

Vlad is based

+ it's literally right next to/behind the Iron Throne

Wwhy tf would Bran be wheeled up all those stairs in the Tower of the Hand?

>Terminus
wtf that sounds so bizarrely out of place, was that really a line in the episode?

Die, Yorkist filth.

R + L = J & D

R + L = J & D

R + L = J & D

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>being this sour

So the Dance of Dragons was based on the succession war after Henry I's death, right? Henry wanted his daughter, Empress Matilda, to take the throne after his death but her cousin, Stephen of Blois, took the throne instead before she could get to London. He was an incompetent honorfag though so everyone eventually turned against him which let Matilda enter London, but she was such a stuck up bitch they chased her out and supported Stephen again. Eventually Matilda and her son Henry had to recognize Stephen's rule, but he died like two months later and Henry II became king anyway.

Yeah he should’ve gone with that one. But the sword itself should go to the Starks since it was forged using the remnants of Ice

>gets BTFO yet again
>noooo my clearly sarcastic comment was actually sincere!

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no he`s a dutch nigger.

you going to post a picture of that hilariously drawn frog making that face next? you know the one.. that will show me

the dreaded jaqenfag of off-season broken english spam?

bro just admit you were wrong it's not that hard

SEETHING

yes. im 90% sure it's him

The second room is the tower of the hand (which was destroyed by drogon in the last season) which Tywin moved his office to for small council meetings. Yes, DnD didn't even know that they had that set destroyed and filmed in it anyway.

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his pics used to be 100% phone filenames, guess he's finally upgraded in that case

sign the petition to re-do season 8. that will make you feel better

I’m funny now

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like I said, not even that user, just pointing out that you shouldn't backtrack and change the subject instead of simply admitting your mistake

>but doctor... I am Shaegliacci

It's not a real parody porn, Brooklyn Belle for netvideogirls

lol

Nah, let them have Longclaw, Mormonts are extinct anyway. Rename Widow's Wail to Stormbringer, give it to the Baratheons, rename Oathkeeper to Lion's Claw and give it to the Lannisters.

Was Shae "the funny" Hoare related to Harren Hoare?

Have the superior version

Read his interview, its even worse

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Fucking kek

perhaps. or maybe i've finally gone completely insane.

W H O R E

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what's this even from? just a random commissioned set? looks kinda like it's from a shitty /h/ game

a WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE on an open field

show me the post where i did that. i am that user and im just pointing out that you should cry more

Thanos of Myr

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I'm not following, this is your post, no

Its from the official Conquest videos, this one is about the conquest of the Vale.

Drogon is the red dragon. Rhaegal is the green dragon. Viserion is the white dragon.

?

They won, it's over
The rest is just cope

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i didnt change the subject or backtrack. you arent very good at reading

It's a reference to the sword Terminus Est from The Book of the New Sun by Gene Wolfe, one of GRRM's favorite authors.

what did they win? the global panning of their characters?

Waoh, the characters with the thickest plot armor won. I'm sure we are all very surprised...

>we

Apparently a ton of people in here were surprised and subverted.
They seeth about it at this very moment just like (you)

You did. You changed the subject from "you're wrong" to "woooowwwwww congrats for noticing". If you cared enough to defend it you're in no position to act superior to someone for caring enough to point it out in the first place.

the subject is the council room and i never acted superior. i seem to have struck a chord though.

which chord

Started reading the first book, when does the D&D bullshit fan fiction begin? Currently on chapter four.

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Jorah Mormont is married to Lynesse Hightower.

Lynesse Hightower’s sister is Alerie Hightower.

Alerie Hightower is married to Mace Tyrell.

Mace Tyrell is the father of Margaery Tyrell.

Margaery Tyrell is married to Tommen Baratheon.

Tommen Baratheon is the natural born son of Jaime Lannister.

Jaime Lannister is the nephew of Kevan Lannister.

Kevan Lannister is the father of Lancel Lannister.

Lancel Lannister is married to Amerei Frei.

Amerei Frey is the full sister of Walda Frey.

Walda Frey is married to Roose Bolton.

Roose Bolton the father of Ramsay Bolton.

Ramsay Bolton is married to Sansa Stark in the show and an imposter pretending to be Arya Stark in the book.

Sansa and Arya Stark are the daughters of Catelyn Tully

Catelyn Tully is the sister of Edmure Tully.

Edmure Tully is married to Roslin Frey.

Roslin Frey is the daughter of Walder Frey.

Walder Frey is the father of Emmon Frey.

Emmon Frey is married to Gemma Lannister.

Gemma Lannister is the sister of Tywin Lannister.

Tywin Lannister is the father of Cersei Lannister.

Cersei Lannister is married to Robert Baratheon.

back to Catelyn Tully

Catelyn Tully is married to Ned Stark.

Ned Stark is the brother of Lyanna Stark.

Lyanna Stark is the mother of Jon Snow.

Jon Snow is the son of Rhaegar Targaryen.

Rhaegar Targaryen is the brother of Daenerys Targaryen.

Daenerys Targaryen is the daughter of Aerys Targaryen.

Aerys Targaryen is the great-nephew of Maester Aemon.

Maester Aemon is the uncle of Rhaelle Targaryen.

Rhaelle Targaryen is the grandmother of Robert Baratheon.

Robert Baratheon is the brother of Stannis Baratheon.

Stannis Baratheon is married to Selyse Florent.

Selyse Florent is the niece of Allester Florent.

Allester Florent is the grandfather of Samwell Tarly.

Samwell Tarly is

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awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Sailor's_Wife

The subject was arguing whether the plot-hole was a hole or not, but whatever you get my point.
>i never acted superior
Right, because the obviously sarcastic post was akshully sincere, sure, I'm sure you're only pretending to be retarded too.
I need to stop making a habit of continuing reply chains with autists who are just obsessed with getting the last word, so here you go.

>the global panning of their characters?
Not that i like the ending myself but that's by definition, coping.

in the pilot first ep

ros doesnt exist

From the beginning because the omitted the looming threat of Stannis Baratheon and the fact he started the Incest investigation.

So at the end of the show,

North - ruled by Sansa Stark
Vale - ruled by her cousin, Robin Arryn
Riverlands - ruled by her uncle, Edmure Tully
Rock - ruled by her husband, Tyrion Lannister
Reach - ruled by her husband’s best friend
Crownlands - ruled by her brother, Bran Stark
Night’s Watch - commanded by her cousin, Jon Snow
Iron Islands - ruled by her adopted brother Theon’s biological sister
Dorne - ruled by a new prince

dragonstone ruled by uhhhhh

Dragonstone is part of the Crownlands.

Stark coup

JOn is also lord commander of the night's watch and king behind the wall.

>Rock - ruled by her husband, Tyrion Lannister

so if tyrion consummates their marriage he will be king in the north? what is he waiting for, you know bran wants to watch that shit anyway

>Dragonstone is part of the Crownlands.

But who is lord of it?

he isnt LC, he didnt even stay at the wall

based mute prince of dorne standing strong

>he isnt LC, he didnt even stay at the wall

How do you know he isn't just leading them north and than going back? He's wearing the black.

He was just going ranging

Fuck forgot the Stormlands - ruled by Gendry Baratheon who was taken as a concubine by Sansa’s sister

D&D are so shitty they couldn't even explain what Jon was doing at the end. Could have had a finale "I'm going with Tormunt for ranging trip" like his uncle Benjin.

U N E
N
E

They probably gave it to Davos so now he has Stannis' former job and castle

"Aye"

thanks

I think it was very clear that he said "fuck the Night's Watch" and simply went north to smash wildling pussy for the rest of his life

Cutest psycho!

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Is fAegon a good guy?

>I think it was very clear that he said "fuck the Night's Watch"

It's clearly not.

>Drogon is the dark brownish-greyish dragon
>Rhaegal is the dark brownish-greyish dragon
>Viserion is the dark brownish-greyish dragon
fixed that for you bro

The best

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>this song was composed for season 8
>they still fucked it up

youtu.be/k1frgt0D_f4?t=393

How the fuck did DnD manage NOT to make kino with this? Every amateur editor could pull something kino off with this

I hope Shireen becomes Queen in the books, lads

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This is your KWEEN, you may not like it but (you) can go sign a petition with the rest of the seething normies @ change.org

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he's using the same motif from beethovens 7th

youtube.com/watch?v=mgHxmAsINDk

>I hope Shireen becomes Queen in the books, lads

She will after someone saves her from the burning.

It's so bizarre - the show, even from S5-8, was well costumed and directed, and had a superb soundtrack. But the writing was utterly shit. It's like having an elaborate gaudy multi-tiered wedding cake but with a giant hole in the middle.

It kinda pisses me off desu, D&D had all the this money and talent to realize their vision, but they just lazily didn't pull their weight.

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eh bit of a stretch

Gotta give Arya something to do and it can't be murdering Cersei because she is a good girl that dindu nuffin

nah i agree with him(her) its a similar motif to beethovens though not a complete copy. He's definitely taking some inspiration from it

yea but he said using the same motif, its similar but not close to the same

i re-read The Hedge Knight yesterday, it was soooooooooooo fucking comfy and nice
>ARE THERE NO TRUE KNIGHTS AMONG YOU

For you.

When you see the interviews, it's unbelievable how dumb these two hacks are. They got a huge budget, a great basis, superb CGI, superb actors and they "write" dumb shit like "well dany forget or smthing"

He's a good guy, but a doomed plot device

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its very close you shite for brains. I seriously just want to find you and toss you into feed water to make you delusional you fucking faggotron

tormund

1 > 3 >>> 2

Imagine unironically liking Sansa, the most disgusting and boring character of the entire series

yikes

i agree with this ordering, but i still think all 3 are awesome

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>Mya Stone
Patrician tier

i wanna make babies with the big woman

I'd kind of agree with this, but I did like how 2 established how the Blackfyre rebellion was a cultural conflict as well as a dynastic one.

You really get a sense in all of the stories of a country bitterly divided over the issue. The conflict to me seems much more interesting for this reason than the Black vs Green, Baratheon vs Targaryen or the War of the Five Kings. In those other conflicts, there isn't really any kind of wider context to them, they're just presented as soap opera clashes between individuals. The Blackfyre conflict feels like something on the scale of the Jacobite vs Hanoverian divide

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In the ASOS Epilogue, the bard sings Jenny of Oldstones.

Imagine if they filmed that scene with Jenny of Oldstones playing during that scene. Would be pretty cool.

*Oldstone

redpill me on dunk and egg

God this is so fucking awesome

absolutely top tier comfy. The audiobooks are on youtube

Boy oh boy it's hard to describe in words just how stupid this ending was. Did grown adults read this script and go "this is perfect, let's do it!"?

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If you go further in succession to Aegon the unworthy, theres speculation that his son Daeron was born from his uncle and mother, similar to Joff scenario, making the Blackfyres the actual legitimate line if it were true

look how it's hard for her to control them. but she does it - and it looks great at last, not like a fucking gimmick.
this is why her acting got so much better in S08 - she is finally the master of her brows

get in line user

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Beric

Literally the Karstarks who did that.
Gtfo.

the worst decision was not to include the young griff plot

Aegon VI will be in King Landing battle trying to avoid that Daenerys burn the all (that's explain the golden company and Varys letter).

He will be hailed by the plebeians as true king and salvior, because he was prepared to be a leader since your birth. A good cleary option instead the evil dragons and shit. As Machiavelli said: you can reign by fear (Dany) or love (Faegon).

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But according to the prophecy Cersei gets btfo by a queen

The time for Darkstar is over. It’s time for Thenew now

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basically. the pdfs are online too

>But according to the prophecy Cersei gets btfo by a queen

Yes Margery

Margaery is still alive in the books?

Sansa isn’t too bad from Clash onward. I liked her Feast chapters even though all she does is daydream about Hound and avoid getting groped by Littlefinger

The mummer's dragon

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>Margaery is still alive in the books?

Yes

I thought it was Oscar Isaac doing a cameo at first

When it's supposed to be into the timeline?

yes.

>no uncle Benjen
whats the point?

Don't be retarded

Sam does not rule für reach. Bronn ist Lord of Highgarden. Also Jon is not the LC. Theon was mit adopted and Yara doesn't owe sansa shit

What if Edric Storm was in the show?

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Yeah.

Book Cersei is in no position to be blowing up the fucking sept, the religious commoners she armed are poised as a fuckhuge threat.

it’s a prequel set after the blackfyre rebellion and before summerhall. aegon targaryen is just a kid and is serving as a hedge knight’s squire. it gives you a sense of what life is like for the average westerosi

Just finished rewatching season 1 to 4, it was the show peak desu, I don't even remember what happened in S5 to 7

he’d get legitimized and rule the stormlands instead of gendry, that’s his whole purpose as a character

>implying Danes are tall
Keep dreaming, manlet nation
t. Norwegian chad

That preview Alayne chapter was some cool shit. Wrapping guys around her finger like a young, not-crazy Cersei.

Either he takes his role back from Gendry or gets burned alongside Shireen.

Harry seems like a dick, hopefully she gets Roland Waynwood or Lothor Brune or someone to kill him for her

If the book ever comes out Harry is getting his upjumped squire’s ass murdered at that tournament anyway.

Rhaenyra Targaryen

margaery is not really queen either, cersei makes sure she never consummates the marriage with tommen.... even if he could

they are, they don't have vantage points in denmark, so they need to be their own

Epic lmao

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Sansa and the new kings of winter, it's still made from ice

No blackfyres are legitimate

Didn't one of the Targ kings legitimise all the Targ bastards, and thenceforth the Blackfyres were legitimate hence all their rebellions?

>because he has a good PR team and isn’t arriving with a fucking dragon, a barbarian horde and a kinslaying imp in tow
ftfy

Yeah, I'd say they merged Gendry and Edric, which is why a lot of Gendry's claim to the Stormlands thing doesn't make much sense. Edric in the books is a recognized bastard. Although I see the potential in say, the Tyrells using him against the Targaryen claimants when Cersei inevitably fucks up and Tommen dies. I think there'll be a lot more players in the books than they were in the show.

Show: Danerys > Cersei > Sansa
Reality: Lena > Emilia > Sophie

The only thing I like about those videos is they tell you exactly what's in them and how long they are so you know to skip them.

I kinda liked the hound one even though it was pretty reddit

If I remember correctly Gendry is the oldest male bastard, but doubtless everyone would still prefer the nobleborn one to be legitimized

>I think there'll be a lot more players in the books than they were in the show.

I agree. Show dumbed shit down so badily.

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