What’s next for his career?
What’s next for his career?
kicking Warwick Davis in the head
Chernobyl baby
being taken seriously as an actor despite being a midget, which is pretty crazy 2bh
He's actually the first midget i've ever seen who isn't an absolutely train-wreck. He talks like a person and he doesn't seem to be mentally unstable, which is pretty astonishing for a midget.
Imagine being Warwick and Verne and getting typecastin leprecaun elf and other shit roles
Be chad Peter Dinklage , get cast as Dwarf who is actually a giant. Tits and wine, MCU and XMEN
everyone fucking loves you.
he should host talk show
Definitely moving up the ladder in showbiz.
midgelets can't compete with the chad dwarf
Barstool.
Indie and feature films for the rest of his life.
Elf2
I see big things in store for him
Definitely going to be a step up
He is gonna play pikachu on the sequel, imagine how much they are gonna save on cgi
Gimli
nothing, he's rich
I kill you fucking cunt
He deserves to be called a "little person". He's 100% a person only little. Meanwhile Warwick and the others aren't even people, they're midges
>"I hate all that 'little person' shit. Call me a midget, but just be real. I am all for correct terms, but please don't tiptoe around feelings. Don't be too careful, because that shuts you off from people."
I'm thinking he's based
Absolute genius
Yes YOU'RE A LITTLE PERSON YES YOU ARE, DOES THE LITTLE PERSON WANNA COME UP ON THE BIG STAGE?
Little person sounds awful, Dwarf is cooler.
James Bond
kek
come back dinklebot
getting a bigger role, get it?
>midget spy that steals all of the women from normal height men
would be genuinely entertaining
Dinklage would absolutely roast this roastie
you are now aware that he starred in a time travel movie
Wolverine
I am 175cm in Denmark and I totally relate to the character of Tyrion in A Song of Ice and Fire.
upcoming stuff
I'm certain every prominent actor ever will star in a timetravel movie at some point
jesus seeing that title gave me cornea cancer
lmao
Warwick has the most kickable face I've ever seen.
He's always had a pretty solid track record of roles. I remember Station Agent being one of the first I saw where he was the main character.
So he's basically playing an Italian Tyrion in this?
Fuck me! He should be Puck in an off hire x-men b-team movie! He’d be great.
I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
There’s only room for maybe a few serious actors as dwarfs, if not only one.
I’d have nothing but contempt if my son was born a manlet
Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.
What I would give to kidnap Warwick Davis and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.
I would too, I’d literally disown my son if he was under 6’0. Everyone in my family who is male is over 6’0 except one kid my uncle had, he won’t talk to him and won’t invite him to gatherings and that one guy doesn’t go. He’s 5’7. I heard my uncle once just call him a disappointment to his face and I laughed at him.
Probably best for the kid not to associate with a bunch of sociopaths anyway.
Exactly. He's said that he's his biggest critic regarding how society perceives his height, so nothing related to that can hurt him. He would never go Jonah Hill and instead would destroy her
He's way too based, no wonder he's been getting roles left and right; I honestly wish him increasing success and even greater roles, he deserves it
I would Warwick Davis and make him hurt bad enough to scream his weird dwarf sound and record it and play it to his family so they make their own dwarf sounds and I record that too and play it to other dwarfs to get more sound then I have cacophony of squealing midge and I send it to the discovery channel and national geographic to make his life a living hell you stupid ugly little scrotum
decent actor
Sounds based as fuck. We'll basically get mafioso Tyrion fucking shit up and very likely some prime bambina titties. Looking forward for this turbokïno
starring in a robert downey jr biopic
god I love Midges. I wish i had one (or was one)
>When you think a man cant get no smaller then the smallest man alive, in comes a contender.
Holy shit though how tall is he to be chest hi to him.
Kruppe
4'4" vs 3'6"
Sky's pretty much the limit. He's been getting a shitload of parts longer than GoT's existed, and I'm sure he's got some projects lined up.
Even fucking Yea Forums doesn't talk about kicking him in the head. People just don't see Dink as a midget. On top of that he has a hot wife and a daughter who doesn't have dwarfism.
The motherfucker lost the height gamble and won literally everything else.
Fuck, there's a chance he could be the first oscar winning dwarf.
Fuck yeah. Dwarves get beards and battle axes. Little people get child sized tuxedos.
the midget from Austin Powers was even smaller than Warwick.
He's gonna be in the sequel to the Ashens movie
A milk crate and a permanent booth at Idaho comic convention.
>Verne Troyer drinks himself to death
>Mike Myers announces another Austin Powers movie literally the next day
what the fuck was Mike Myers' problem?
HOUSE JR. M.D.
Is this supposed to be like Josh Kirby: Time Warrior?
Dinklage is based. Simple as.
Do you think Peter spent the night telling shortjokes?
6 vs 5 11
was it good?
Pixels 2
kek Verne must be SEETHING rn
Have sex
Based Mike.
With CGI characters in capeshit like Thanos, he can actually have a pretty good career. I mean he got decent roles even before GOT so he should be fine.
kek
I loved his movie about train watching. It was comfy.
Dinklage was great in Nip/Tuck
Suing Yea Forums
He’s doing a film with George Lucas at the Ewoks, he’s going to play all of them with Warwick Davis as his stunt double
Holy fuck
>"I swear Warwick, I've had it up to *HERE* with you"
this
the term "person" includes not only the physical form, but also character. calling someone a "little person" therefore carries the implication of (at least the possibility of) little character, whereas "dwarf" simply means: "your body is tiny".
yeah. if I had Dwarfism, I would feel that "little person" is pretty patronizing.
He's dead...
based
this time he eats the spaghetti with syrup, marshmallows, and poptarts
I think we are ready for a Tip Toes sequel
A brothel show with a honeycomb and a donkey.
I rather enjoyed him in destiny 1.
If this motherfucker doesn't play Doctor Psycho than WB/DC are really just hopeless.
Cmon now, in Verne's case he was just playing the hand he was dealt. He never was an ass about it or anything and it eventually killed him.
4'4" doesn't sound THAT bad, I guess.
He should the next Dr Who with a tiny TARDIS and a chipmunk noise when it vanishs
Americans and their "strong family values "on display right here, folks.