JAMIE THE CHIMP IS COMING RIGHT AT ME. TURN IT OFF. JAMIE!
JAMIE THE CHIMP IS COMING RIGHT AT ME. TURN IT OFF. JAMIE!
Landon Morris
Luke Garcia
Too late.
Mason Moore
Laughed out loud at this
Good job user. I'm gonna post it again when you aren't awake later
Hunter Reed
Jaxon Watson
JAMIE TURN IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF
Juan Carter
Holy shit my sides have taken DMT
Anthony Sullivan
ayo where da hooman women at
Jeremiah Long
I wanna milk Joe Rogan's cock. He's so hot and masculine
Christian Harris
kek
Justin Sullivan
I once held a monkey on the set of News Radio. It's body was hard, like wood!
Jeremiah Thomas
They really aren't that jacked. The only people they fuck up are fat old women. I could definitely take one of these cunts on.
Ethan Ward
Are you kidding me? It could tear your face off.
Kevin Reyes
If he tried I would just pull guard and kimura him from a triangle trap
Carson Long
Unironically how do would you deal with this?
Jose Ross
I don't get it either, I bet a few jabs to the face would make them chimp the fuck out and lose their composure so that you could combo an uppercut/haymaker. Boom, ape is sleeping like a baby.
Brayden Evans
Fight fire with fire and go for the eyes and genitals
Tyler Foster
>say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
Justin Cooper
Just climb a tree
Kevin Brooks
Chin it with a leaping left hook
Joseph Hall
give it a podcast
Easton Brown
pull the trigger
Kevin Carter
> We will never get 'Bear Hour', a live call-in show where Rogan actively debates callers on hypothetical predator vs. predator scenarios.
Feels bad.
Jayden Reed
Literally just kick him full force in the head and give him CTE
Noah Barnes
It's like corded fucking steel, bro.
Ryan Williams
idk shaub has CTE and it made him a millionaire because it made him think he was a comedian, not sure I want to risk this chimp getting onto TV considering the dire state of comedy right now
Xavier Roberts
Then he grabs you’re outstretched arm and starts ripping your fingers off til you just have a bloody stump
Xavier James
Give me one instance of a chimp btfoing someone
And that one old woman doesnt count because i could also bite her face off and beat her up
Jeremiah Wilson
Maaaan...
They're CRAZY!
Wyatt Ross
>give me an example other than the times it happens
Matthew Peterson
Jose Sanders
give it a white woman
Carter Bennett
Joe is actually right they're devious fucking animals that maim rather than kill. They form literal raiding parties in the wild. Intelligence is a bitch goddess.
Brayden Cooper
those things will rip you to shreds
Jace Ortiz
jesus, look at that thing
Cooper Hernandez
One of these granny wrecking chimps got stabbed without even flinching and then ran away after being shot three times.
Thomas Scott
rogan's all chimp hockey team will be lit
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Christopher Reed
Don't fuck with Chimps.
Sebastian Ward
A horde of escaped chimps once jumped a taxi. They ripped of the nigger passenger's hands and ate away the driver's face and legs killing him.
Jackson Powell
Cooper Carter
There was a case of one eating some woman's baby but I'm more inclined to believe that shit was planned because who brings a new born into a fucking chimp enclosure.
Eli Kelly
show it gorilla crime statistics
Jace Phillips
William Lewis
Niggers