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So did Joffrey try to assassinate Bran or was that part of Baelish's plan

>Dude dick jokes lmao XD

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BASED KING STANNIS AGAINST DEGENERACY

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Reminder

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>manlet jokes for Jon
just bantering about Kit's height
>"YOURE PRETTY" lines about Arya
Most likely D&D trying to boost Maisie's self-esteem by having characters tell her she's unironically attractive and having Gendry fall in love with her even though Arya was always meant to be the ugly sister

You just know.

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In the books it might be Joffrey's plan.
In the show it's Littlefinger's plan to cause more CHAOSH.

The show actually almost had Joffrey being the true mastermind behind Bran's assassination attempt in season 4.
vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/12/game-of-thrones-george-rr-martin-last-script-the-lion-and-the-rose

>In Martin’s script, Tyrion doesn’t keep his suspicions to himself, either. After he comes to the “dangerous realization” that his nephew tried to have Bran Stark killed, Tyrion says: “Perhaps Your Grace would sooner have a dagger to match his sword. A dagger of Valyrian steel . . . and a dragonbone hilt. Your father had a knife like that, I believe.” Martin writes that Tyrion’s words “strike home,” and the king becomes “FLUSTERED” as he responds with “guilt” on his face: “You . . . I mean . . . my father’s knife was stolen at Winterfell . . . those northmen are all thieves.” Then, to underline it all, Martin concludes in his stage directions: “Tyrion’s eyes never leaving the king. It has just fallen into place for him. It was Joffrey who sent the catspaw to kill Bran, the crime that started the whole war. But now that he knows, what can he do about it?”

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>What...what did you do with my son?

the horse whickered

Is houseGoodmen the biggest Turncloaks in the series?

>Thousands Goodmen was butchered by Stark forces in season 1 (fighting for the lannisters)
>Ten Goodmen is a sword for hire apparently in cahoots with Bronn
>Twenty Goodmen climbs the wall with the wildlings in S3
>Twenty Goodmen destroy Stannis' camp in S5 for the Boltons

nothing really, but it's fun to try and list as many as you can

Whats this from? I have theorized this for a while, that DnD fudged the ending to not ruin the true book ending if GRRM ever finished them

nuncle

Sansa, did I tell you about rape? Rape, forced sexual contact perpetrated against a person without that person's consent, is considered a major crime in Westeros which faces severe punishment under the law. Men found guilty of rape can be punished by amputation, most often castration, though they are given the choice to avoid this punishment by joining the Night's Watch for a life of exile at the Wall, leading many to scoff that the dwindling Night's Watch has degenerated into a glorified penal colony. Most choose castration rather than a grim, freezing, and short life in the Watch. In practice, powerful noblemen are often able to get away with raping commoner women they rule over if they can keep it a secret. During wartime, soldiers in both Westeros and Essos often rape the women living on their enemies' lands, sometimes as part of broader, calculated terror-tactic of burning out their homes, destroying their crops, torturing their children, and other atrocities. It was beautiful.

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King Bran of the broken hymens

based

If Jack Gleeson would speak more clearly, the audience would have heard him say "I'm no stranger to valyrian steel", but he mumbles the line and it was weirdly edited and kinda lost amidst the scene.

Imagine how kino it would have been if the book he slashed was A song of ice and fire.. I know it wasn't finished then, but this being D&D's universe, who cares?

First for Dany is best girl.

So, what was her role in the Great War in the end? It wasn't to resurrect Jon, because he did fuck all. It wasn't to light that trench, because that ended up being useless as the wights started being magically inflammible. It wasn't to light the Dothraki swords on fire, because they all died basically immediately and only gave the army of the dead more manpower. Why did the Lord of Light keep her alive for hundreds of years?

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Reminder the following characters will be alive by the end of book seven:

Jaime
Jon
Dany
Stannis
Davos
Sam
Tyrion
Doran
Qyburn

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>So, what was her role in the Great War in the end?

Literally fucking nothing in the show.

>dany
lies

how is that sound he makes when fighting?

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Targaryen restoration when?

To give the living enough time so that she could give a peptalk to Arya when she was at her most vulnerable

To give Arya a pep talk so after she reverted to season Arya after hitting her heads as stated by Benioff.

Cutest psycho!

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Reminder
>show jaime died to brink to head
>show barristen died with no armor on
>show euron died breaking the fourth wall to the audience
>show stannis and blackfish died offscreen
>show doran and dany were killed by people they accused of treason like two seconds before

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YAG

>night king died to literal nothing personal that speed naturo arya

why did drogon burn the throne?

What would it be like having two wives?

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>why did drogon burn the throne?

You see the dragon, canonically the intelligence of a dog, suddenly gained the intelligence of a 21st century human and realized the error of his ways and realized it was the chair and quest for power that killed his mother.

reminder

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Who would have been best cast for Satin if they included him in the show?

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More about S04E02 original plan:
>More visions from Bran (the mad king, Jon Snow & ghost, Shaggydog, Arya's faceless men plot, children of the forest)
>Plan for fake Arya/Jeyne Poole's marriage to Ramsay already begin (no Sansa the raped)
>Ramsay's dogs wll play a bigger role hinting them to fight the Starks direwolves.
>Shae is more dangerous and threaten Tyrion
>Jaime is about to be sent to Riverrun and he asked for Brienne to be given to Sansa
>Introduction for Ser Arys Oakheart and Osmund Kettleback
>Varys using a never before seen disguise
>More broken Theon
>Melisandre's fire sacrifice being more spectacular, the fires change color
>Joffrey's death is gorier
>MORE FEASTS LMAO

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>It's time for me to end this Game of Thrones

this guy was so outraged at having Barristan die before his time that he insisted it was a typo and it was Grey Worm that died, telling the insufferable chinlet nigger over and over that "It should've been you!" and ever since he has shit allover the show and the writers

meant for

Would they have threesomes in bed?

Outside of Ned and his boys, does every other son have a bad relationship with their father?

>he insisted it was a typo and it was Grey Worm that died,

He really should have to save his character from being ruined forever.

>Outside of Ned and his boys, does every other son have a bad relationship with their father?

Roose not only took care of his bastard son, gave him leadership, and legitimized him above his second born son. Tell me he's not a good father.

Just rewatched season 1.
They changed the pace of the opening theme and also Varys had a higher pitched voice

nothing bad hinted at Tullys, Baratheons(bobby Bs dad I mean) Arryn(when Jon lived) Martells, Tyrells. And probably most lesser houses are fine too.

symbolism

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Cupped her/his cheek

>Jane Loretta Anne Goldman is an English screenwriter, author and producer. With Matthew Vaughn, she co-wrote the screenplays of Kingsman: The Secret Service and its sequel Kingsman: The Golden Circle, as well as X-Men: First Class, Kick-Ass and Stardust

Here's your prequel showrunner bro.

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Reminder that if she didn't followed her stupid advisors, she would've raided KL with 3 dragons in the first week she had got into Westeros and nothing bad would've happened

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God the Visenya and Ronnel story is pure mommy tier
I want a prequel just for that bit

>X-Men: First Class

Pretty kino film.

Is this true?

There is absolutely no proof that Quarth is the greatest city

To have the best body on a 40 year old

Mace seems okay with his (dead) gay son

>canonically the intelligence of a dog
But that's not true

>we can't just burn down the Red Keep and kill Cersei

So Tyrion why did you not tell Dany about the secret passage to get into the red keep to assassinate Cersei?

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Dragons are canonically intelligent as fuck you showfag

youtube.com/watch?v=4LEbbKktwL4
>I just heard the craziest idea that Varys is a manmaid

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>Dragons are canonically intelligent as fuck you showfag

This isn't the books.

Aegon was a conquest autist
Regular guys wouldn't leave the bed if they had both Visenya and Rhaenys

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She didn't even need the Dothraki, the Unsullied, the Second Sons, the Tyrells, Dorne, the Ironborn, etc, she could've strolled in with just the dragons as soon as they got big and taken the capital and everyone else would've accepted it. There's literally zero reason for her not to do so in the show except plot contrivance.

Meanwhile in the books, the entire reason fAegon exists is to give her a moral and political quandary that renders her armies useless, as she's then seen as the invading usurper that wants to take the throne from the lawful heir. Finding out she's actually been wrong this whole time gives more meaning to her "descent into madness".

Reminder all plotlines were rendered pointless after Arya became a facelessman and Dany's dragons became adult sized

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THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE AND HER KINO SCREENWRITTING

BESSIE

>Meanwhile in the books, the entire reason fAegon exists is to give her a moral and political quandary that renders her armies useless, as she's then seen as the invading usurper that wants to take the throne from the lawful heir. Finding out she's actually been wrong this whole time gives more meaning to her "descent into madness".

Does Dany know about fAegon in the books?

> the entire reason fAegon exists is to give her a
belly full of dragonriders

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Why did Grey Worm let Jon Snow get off so easily?
Why did he let Tyrion get away so easily?

THANK THE GODS

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fAegon would fix the show? He seems pretty important and based in the books.

valyrian pussy OP

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>Why did Grey Worm let Jon Snow get off so easily?
>Why did he let Tyrion get away so easily?

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not yet,
Aegon just landed in the stormlands and Dany's with the Dothraki

He would have just killed both of them when he saw them, the whole episode was so fucking retarded

What is this

I AM THE THRONE

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Qarth

HOW MANY CHILDREN DOES SCARLET HAVE

CATHAR HERESY

Dany and Stannis will both die. There cant be all these kings floating around, and Edric Storm is safe in the Free Cities specifically so he can come back to get legitimized and rule Storm’s End at some point.
I hope Qyburn lives but I have the feeling we’ll learn a little more about his motivations before he eats it as well.

Will fAegon get dragons too? Never read the books but i'm considering it, he sounds pretty fucking cool

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>Kingsman: The Golden Circle
That was dogshit, but otherwise she seems at least alright.

The point of faegon is to contrast with Jon and Dany about heroes which don't earn their power themselves, Dany will bring him fire and blood for being a pretender

A huge pain in the ass

Here's a good writeup on how Aegon could affect Dany's plot in the books, and how his absence in the show makes the plot contrived

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So from what I'm seeing in the books the Seven kingdoms will be divided into three next book, Stannis is going to crush the Boltons and unite the North, Aegon takes over the south, while Iron Islands is it's own thing.

the show had joffrey killing the bastards, in the books cersei was a slaver and a babykiller

What's the ugliest language we've heard in Game of Thrones? for me its Valyrian, it sounds retarded

Just listen to the dialogue when she orders the unsullied to kill the masters, every line ends with "das" it sounds retarded

this would have been so much better. jesus christ, dabid should have handed off the show to someone who still cared about it as soon as the red wedding was over

Does anyone have the pic of Dany dead with "das it mane"?

Greyworm would lose against Jon though

So why exactly did D&D make Dany a dwarf in this scene?

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part of the animated series of westeros where Littlefinger is reading over Visenya's Conquest of the Vale by /ss/ing the Boy King

How did Greyworm know Jon killed Dany?

Jon told him
Literally

>wants cersei dead for most of the story
>eventually stoops to kinslaying by murdering his dad, breaking the taboo and opening the door for killing his sister later
>has fantasies about raping and murdering her
>one of the two most likely candidates for the valonqar
>never mind, i like cersei now, you have to go save her jaime
why tho

Reminder D&D killed off the two dragons to have Emila Clark have a sad face.

AV DUN IT GREY WURM
AV KEELD ME KWEEN

>while Iron Islands is it's own thing.
Are you implying the Iron Islands are going to be relevant ever again?

>Nik annoys Gwendoline by intentionally mispronouncing Brienne in the question "one thing you'd change about your character"
>she angrily replies she'd have Brienne get together with Tormund much earlier and cut out a whole plotline that started around S3
They definitely fucked

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>why tho

So they could change the story to reflect the talents of the actors.

>Varys using a never before seen disguise
A wig?

I wish someone would look at me the way Nikolaj looks at Gwendoline

>Language is hard. This was maybe my answer to Martin, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. A Song of Ice and Fire had a very modern philosophy: that if the king was a good man, he would get his dick chopped off. We look at history and it’s not that simple. Martin can say that Bran became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Martin doesn’t ask the question: How was high Valyrian conjugated? Does the pluperfect tense of bravosi derive from the suffix? How did dragons understand the verb, “dracarys”? And what about all those lost westerosi languages? By the end of the war, the night king is gone but all of the autists aren’t gone – they’re in the Godswood, watching beautiful sisters be beautifully raped. Did Bran pursue a policy of monolingualism and kill all other languages? Even the little baby dialects in their little dialect regions?

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>hey hound, look at kit, he’s crying
>oh my god he really is, what a little baby hahaha

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>nik’s excitemebt over ice skates
I love them so much desu

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At least do it correctly fem-user

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hello autist demands

massive heart attack on the toilet

dany's consciousness transferred to the dragon and she didn't want to kill jon (but also didn't want him to take the throne from her)

thanks for the reddit-tier pleb insight

tyrion’s vindictive trial speech is one of the scenes where dinklage shone brightest, though. all of his scenes would have been more compelling if they’d kept him focused on revenge

I remember an article around S4/S5 where George talks about how D&D omitted a character/plotline he told them would be super important later in the books and wondering how they'll handle going without it, maybe he was talking about fAegon.

just pick any amateur crossdresser

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Also
>literally rhapsodizes on becoming a zombie and eating her two episodes earlier

I love them together bros

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the masculine looking girl (?) from suspiria would have been a good choice. i honestly couldn’t tell if that was a girl or a dude, but the acting was pretty good

Audiences wouldn't like dark book tyrion, Mary Sue saint tyrion works better

dubs and it happens

Why did Varys suddenly burst into a villain monologue and tell his plans? Especially to a dead guy.

you just KNOW

>Varys hypes up Aegon
Dubs and Aegon dies in Winds

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don't forget quentyn

Thanks

>six foot three
>have never met a woman taller than me
>will never find my towering amazon waifu
niko is a lucky bastard

Where are they going?
Isn't the whole point of free folk was to go south the wall?

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>Mysterious Direwolf Plans: Speaking of which: Martin leaves a little note for the producers when writing about Ramsay’s flesh-eating hounds, whom we see hunting down a girl for sport.

>[ [N.B. A note for future reference. A season or two down the line Ramsay’s pack of wolfhounds are going to be sent against the Stark direwolves, so we should build up the dogs as much as possible in this and subsequent episodes.]]

>No such clash exists in either the show or the books thus far—so this is an especially juicy little nugget. Martin wrote this note while he was still working on the early stages of The Winds of Winter. As of the end of the previous book, A Dance with Dragons, Ramsay was still at or near Winterfell, preparing for battle with Stannis. (Remember that, show-watchers?) So, at what point would his dogs have a chance to attack multiple Stark direwolves when in the books the animals are all separated and in the show, they’re mostly dead? Does this indicate that Ramsay’s fate in the book diverges wildly from his fate on the show?

So is Battle of the Bastards actually canon?

RIP

What’s their endgame?

well, it makes sense

>Isn't the whole point of free folk was to go south the wall?

Remember when King Jon gave them the Gift?

>this is the average show watcher
They were going south because the Others were attacking. The Others are dead now, would you prefer to return to where you've lived your whole life or just fuck off to a new place where everyone looks at you as barbarians?

>So, at what point would his dogs have a chance to attack multiple Stark direwolves when in the books the animals are all separated and in the show, they’re mostly dead?
Based

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>So is Battle of the Bastards actually canon?

No

>Mommy, the nice lady Visenya asked if I wanted to become her squire! I said yes!

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>Dany supposedly grew up in Braavos
>Dany also remembers a house with a red door and a lemon tree next to it from her childhood
>there are no trees at all in Braavos except in the Sealord's Palace
>there are especially no lemon trees growing in the cold harsh climate
>Dany most likely lived somewhere warm before moving to Braavos
>it's likely she lived in Dorne where citrus trees can grow easily
The theory proposes both Jon and Dany were the children of Rhaegar and Lyanna, Ned taking Jon North to raise him, and leaving Dany to Ashara in Dorne. There's a screenshot circulating of George supposedly confirming the lemon tree has significance to a fan but not wanting to confirm anything in particular.

How that ties into the book vs show differences:
>show completely cut the character of the supposed Aegon VI Targaryen, Dany's rival to the throne
>Aegon's goal was to marry Dany before Tyrion convinced him to invade Westeros
>this was supposed to create political conflict for Dany in Westeros and not allow her to just steamroll everything with dragons
>Aegon's character was probably rolled into Jon like many other characters were combined (Jorah got grayscale instead of Connington)
>show even went as far to name him Aegon despite it not making sense for Rhaegar to name two of his sons the same
>show even had Rheagar's marriage to Elia annulled and had him marry Lyanna in secret so Jon is the legitimate heir like Aegon supposedly is
>Jon probably also inherited the nephew-aunt relationship dynamic as the show forgot to lay the foundation for the lemon trees

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they should have made the night king morbidly obese. it would have helped pull some of the storylines together.

>Arya was always meant to be the ugly sister
well, the ugly duckling, but maisie's aging didn't really allow for that
although tbqh you could tell she wasn't going to be good-looking even as a cute kid

>there are no trees at all in Braavos except in the Sealord's Palace
not true, it’s mentioned that most of the rich are able to keep private gardens with a variety of different plants in them.
this theory sort of make sense but i feel like it would be less impactful than the more likely option - that despite being a fake, “aegon” blackfyre is still more adored by westeros, and dany is forced to contend with a rival who might actually be a better ruler than her, even with a weaker claim

And what are they going to eat there in the middle of winter?

i dont think his marriage was annulled but rather the targs practiced polygamy so as long as they were married then their children would be legit.

How would you feel if GRRM actually copied a Lord of the Rings ending?
>The Night King/Sauron is dealt with, but then they actually deal with Saruman/Cersei.
>Frodo/Brienne writes about his/her experiences, "Lord of the Rings"/"The Song of Ice and Fire"
>Frodo/Arya sail off to parts unknown for another adventure

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Promise me, Ned

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/ecg/ Will you do your duty and protect her smile? Lad of my lad.

youtube.com/watch?v=9FzfWBRI9do

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Long live King Bran

>conquer his family tree
>conquer his marital bed
>conquer the 7 kingdoms (and riverlands)
he really was

cersei’s gonna be dead by the end of winds and if arya really fucks off on a boat at the end i’ll kill myself out of disgust.

no, and hopefully will never happen

FUCK JANNIES AND LONG LIVE /ecg/

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>the last shot was literally a plant growing through the snow
pretty sure winter's cancelled, lad

No way fag

mfw will fail my exam tomorrow and only get a 2:2 in my second year
AND WHO
ARE YOU

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Those are the only people you should monologue to, unless you're in a setting with ghosts

Aegon being a fake and Jon and Dany being siblings can both coexist, there's nothing that conflicts in the two

why not? it might make sense

>no, and hopefully will never happen

Ramsay not knowing of an incoming army from the Vale at the start of winter, bypassing Moat Callin? Pure fucking retarded.

grrm is way too obsessed with going against the grain of normal fantasy tropes that he purposely made the ending bad in hopes of subverting peoples desires but in the end it will still feel shitty, not bittersweet. bittersweet would be jon sacrificing himself and dany giving birth their son named Aemon.

What does that mean

What if Aegon isn't fake?

go study, headass. don’t resign yourself to failure when you still have time to prepare

>the crypts of winterfell turned out to be nothing but crypts

That's not how winter works.

It's over you minging faggots! For the love of all that is holy move on. It has been two weeks !

the storyline of jon rejecting dany will be in the books undoubtedly. grrm will flesh out her growing madness more and more as her dragons die, she faces two potential heirs with better claims then her own and the man she loves pushes her away.

Based and clarkepilled

then varys, illyrio, and the golden company don’t make as much sense. aegon as a secret blackfyre is one of the most plausible fan theories that haven’t been implicitly confirmed yet

Ugly bitch

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I would love to be Visenyas squire, if you know what I mean.

"What are his tax policies"

>a jape

Theon deserved better

what did you think they were gonna be, preston? nuclear bomb shelters?

didnt the blackfyre line die out, as least outside of random bastards in essos? to me it makes more sense that a wetnurse/varys would have replaced the real aegon and ran off with him. varys could have easily scooped him up and escaped using the secret tunnels.

"The grease from the chicken got all over his hands, his mouth"

>the man she loves pushes her away
grrm takes his time setting up romances and i don’t know if i’d buy any love at first sight shit between dany and jon. i think the more interesting angle is that dany abandoned a man she loved, daario, because she needed a political marriage to gain the throne. the perfect political marriage falls into her lap, but jon rejects her, meaning that she dumped daario for no reason. she gets bitter about it and then everything else in your post further inflames that bitterness. conquest at all costs becomes her defining motivation, “dragons plant no trees” or whatever

For exposition to the reader.

apparently she ate nothing but big beef & cheddars on set

Robert Baratheon said he could remember the face of everyone he killed but couldn’t remember the face of Lyanna Stark, the woman he loved

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Oh yes. Have you read AFFC and the Ironborn sample release frrom TWOW? Euron is doing some crazy fucked up lovecraftian shit. Of the Ironborn themselves its hard to say, maybe they will splitt between Euron and Asha if Stannnis decides to take her up on the vassalage offer.

Cast them

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Turning the eye gouge into "let ebin finishing move xddd" was so fucking stupid. It was great earlier in the series BECAUSE it was brutal and unexpected. The Mountain is brutal and heartless. He doesn't "just go for the eyes" every time. He kills people however he feels on a whim at the time. This pissed me off so much.

did the gargoyles survive the fire?

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>"Westeros Longest Winter"
>Over in a few months

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why isn't she wearing her magic collar here

*BZXZZZZ SIT DOWN UNCLE YOU MUST OBEY BZXZZZZZ

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If you read a book series from any authout these phrases will start popping out at you.

Mummer's farce

Even if they'd married he'd still have been a whoremonger

Underrated

winds of winter is coming

he loved the idea of her. she was something that was 'taken' from him and thousands had to die because of it. after a few months of marriage he would have ended up banging whores but at least lynna would be honorable enough to bear his children.

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>thousands had to die because of it

Alright this bullshit has to stop, they even said it in the show.

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"Take off his pants"

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youtube.com/watch?v=Tfc8fL-swxQ

Dios mio...
La goblina de las islas britannicas...

was dis?

it allegedly died out, but there’s a theory floating around that ilyrio married a female blackfyre and had a son, who is potentially aegon. the way he describes his wife suggests she was of valyrian blood (silver hair, classic purple eyes etc). not sure if i believe that but it’s plausible that in all the fighting and confusion one or more blackfyres have survived.

fuck, I never even thought about that second point
they really did take a big wet shart on his memory

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bookArya is a great chararcter, it's a shame D&D are mouthbreathing retards.

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aeron is consummately underrated and that chapter was my favorite so far of the winds excerpts. i liked how grrm brought back pyat pree as well, the image of him swinging legless from the rafters was great

>bookArya is a great chararcter, it's a shame D&D are mouthbreathing retards.

It's kinda breath taking how much they ruined every charterer in the show.

a show with better costumes than GoT

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>bookArya is a great chararcter
she's like 15

these costumes suck though

cersei and ashara
ezpz

Mormont! Kill these Dothraki dogs!

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he got her signed with his agency to help her. that’s pretty sweet

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all the characters are too young, age them up by 5-8 years

Everyone in GoT in the later seasons is dressed as if they're all in the Night's Watch

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I wouldn't say she's "great" but she's certainly better than the abomination we got in the show

she's 12 actually

No way fag

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>can't handle being fired

Literally Barristan irl.
FIRE ME AGAIN BOYS AND ADD ME TO THE OTHERS

"in his cups" -> drunk
"being with child" -> pregnant.
"on the morrow" -> tomorrow
"six and twenty" -> twenty six

God, Nik is so fucking dreamy. It's absolutely unfair for a man to look that good.

>that buffy tfucking red leather
even shit-tier late got blows this garbage out of the water. don’t ever claim these are good costumes again, this is embarrassing

vocaroo.com/i/s1h9cwfFGOGY

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>six and twenty
is this autism?

>"six and twenty" -> twenty six
I'm surprised you didn't use the most obvious example
HAV U SEEN A MAID OF THREE AN TEN

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Honestly, I feel bad for him. Viserys had a hard life. Dany even mentions that he was an okay person, until he was forced to sell his mothers crown.

Legend of the Seeker TV show, adapted from "The Sword of Truth" novel.
Never show the show but I read 12 book and I regret to this day, it's baby first grim and mature fantasy novel.
Author has a massive hard on for ayn rand and objectivism and an even bigger hardon for BDSM, a huge portion of the first book is the main character (a self insert of the author) being tortured by a sexy dominatrix in skintight red leather.
The main evil guy in the first book has an order of BDSM dominatrix that handle torturing people, they all wear skintight leather and use not!dildos to torture people, if one of those stick touch you it gives you immense pain and can break your bones.
there are tons of retarded shit in those book, including
>rape rape and rape, I should have counted the number of rape scene and attempted rape scene
>the main girl tasting her own period blood off the dick of her lover
>evil chicken
>not!golum
>evil nuns who have to get raped (willingly) by a monster with a trident dick to get magic powers
There a few based character, an old sorcerer and the ancestor of the main character, the chapter dedicated to them are the best thing in those book.

If he was 10 years younger he could’ve been a legit contender for Bond

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>book arya and book jon have the closet bond of any siblings in the books, with a love for each other unrivaled.
>show arya and book jon are like "hey sup?" and both just fuck off to some shit hole to die.

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I was thinking of the umber dude going "when I was six and twenty I could fight all day and fuck all night"

Looks like raspberry fruit rollups

Why was John Aryn investigating Joffrey's lineage anyway?

What a waste of a dragon. I'm surprised Illyrio let him go to his death like that

the seed is strong

best character and actor

YAG BAROOOOOOOOOOOOO

No surprise, she’s known to be a bitch

because bobby has magic sperm that makes 100% black hair babbies all the time

>show arya and book jon
When did thiy crossover happen? How did they de-age kit and revive him?

it was actually stannis who had the first suspicions and brought it up with arryn
this was cut from the show I believe as stannis finds out because ned sends a letter

Ygritte said that they wanted south bc they felt like they also owned it, obviously the walkers were part of the reason but if they didnt exist mance would still try his shit.

Underrated post.

jon and his family relationships got fucked over so bad
>when sansa becomes “alayne stone,” she uses jon as a blueprint for how she should act, describing him as “bastard-brave”
>bran misses his brother and has a load of dreams about ghost, their wolves hanging out, reuniting with jon
>arya will not shut the fuck up about him for even a minute
in the show he gets one hug each with sansa and arya, while robot bran doesn’t give a shit that he’s even alive

legend of the seeker

if there are b movies then this would be a b tvshow

I saw Sophie Turner at a shoe store in Belfast yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen identical pair of shoes in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Madam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the pair of shoes and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each pair of shoes and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

I think it still lives on through the female line

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>implying ilyrio doesn’t want him dead to clear the way for his blackfyre claimant
>implying ilyrio hasn’t been playing 5d mahjong this entire time

that’s not alfie allen, user

>having tastes this bad

how does it feel to be the literal lower denominator

>implying he's actually a blackfyre and not just Illyrio's son from a random wench of valyrian descent
>implying he and varys aren't just playing him off as a lost blackfyre so the they have a claim and the golden company aligns with them

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>According to Illyrio Mopatis the Blackfyres were extinguished in the male line when Maelys Blackfyre was slain.[11] What happened to the female line is currently not known.

You are correct.

that works too. either way, everything is going according to (((ilyrio’s))) master plan

The rage was gone from him now; in his eyes Ned saw something sad and scared. "I should have not hit her. That was not ... that was noy kingly." He stared down at his hands, as if he did not quite know what they were. "I was always strong ... no one could stand before me, no one. How do you fight someone if you can't hit them" Confused the king shook his head. "Rhaegar... Rhaegar won, damn him. I killed him, Ned., I drove the spike right through that black armor into his black heart, and he died at my feet. They made up songs about it. Yet somehow he still won. He has Lyanna now, and I have her."

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What else should he have done with him? Viserys would probably kill himself sooner or later or get himself killed either way.

>According to Illyrio Mopatis
This man is the biggest liar in Essos and nothing he’s ever said should be believed

got some money, sold him to the usurper for a lordship for one of his goons, idk I'm not a schemer

Was getting burned alive part of your plan?

This is so hot

> Yet somehow he still won. He has Lyanna now, and I have her."

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Visenya is best girl. Aegon was a fool for prefering that slut Rhaenys.

Well Illyrio doesn't say anything about the female line. And it's established history that Maelys was the last male blackfyre

Why is the blonde wearing a superhero outfit?

Early-season Lena was so perfect for Cersei. The miscarriage scene with Cat and the scene where Bobby smacks her both made her seem so beautiful and sympathetic, even if she’s still a mostly-evil character. Where did that depth go?

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Pussy.

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A cold film of grease covered the bowl.

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>We decided that lannisters shoudn't have nice hair anymore even though it's their defining feature in the books and in early seasons

>Why?

>Figure it out yourself.

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Needs must

She is 5'2!

It was a different time

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mislike

>trono di spade
is this the actual italian name?

book and early show cersei
>evil, conniving, incestuous adulterer
>still inhumanly beautiful
>something about her face seems kind, even if you know that she isn’t a good person
>you can understand how it would be easy to trust her against your best instincts
>a slightly vulnerable aura
later show cersei
>weird severe haircut
>one facial expression
>cartoon disney-movie villainess

>More broken Theon
That's too much man.

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To burn Shireen, causing half of Stannis' forces to desert and handing Winterfell to the Boltons. It's a domino effect, but it was all about putting the pieces in place that would allow for Jon to kill Dany in the finale.

to be a rental mommy

Maisie is exactly the same, know people who went to school with her

its almost like they ran out of source material while george banged convention slags for the past decade.

>George regrets making the knife Bran's assassin uses Valyrian steel because he didn't map out how important and rare the steel would be by the first book
>the show makes out an entire plot line out of it by making LF give it to Bran, Bran to Arya, and Arya killing the NK with it

this show was literally made for the explicit purpose of jerking off to it

>lena heady
>inhumanly beautiful
come on now, she was barely an 8 in her prime

words are wind

The fact that the hand wasn't the same color as her face has been driving me crazy every time I see this picture posted, have a new one, If you fucks don't start using it instead of the old one I'm going to be mad

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No they didn't, stop spreading this meme, they could've easily made five seasons out of AFFC and ADWD but they rushed it and made them into a season and a half.

yes. random piece of trivia, Stephen King's The Stand is "L'Ombra dello Scorpione" which means "shadow of the scorpion". I don't think a scorpion is mentioned even a single time even in the extended release.

how many valyrian steel swords are there in westeros? i know it’s so rare that one of tyrion’s uncles tried to sail to valyria to get the lannister one and probably ended up dead because of it

>books start out with no magic and magic starts ramping up through the end
>Visual medium perfect for this, and hbo can throw money at it cause it prints money
Fuck this show

too bad words aren't IN winds

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i think she’s very beautiful, especially in seasons 1 and 2. she also had that breathy way of speaking that gave me a semi-chub in half her scenes

Is /got/ with the Blacks or Greens?

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D&D wasted all the budget on cgi dragons

npc viewers would have stopped watching after the fifth time a random character spends 10 minutes describing their feast

I fucking hate lesbians

Blacks because they have the better dragons

And shitty battle scenes

rhaenyra had the better claim but she was a horrible bitch. aegon was a hightower puppet. fuck all targs

N U N C L E

maario naharis

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WHAT THE FUCK, FUCK YOU HACKS

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Why did Petyr betray the Starks in the first place?

J O N F L E X E D H I S S W O R D H A N D

stop this

he didn’t really betray them because he was never aligned with them to begin with. petyr’s goal was starting a war in order to grab power and then cat. when cat died, he shifted his attention to sansa. in order for the war to happen, ned needed to die, so lf did what he could to make that a reality

for power and because he's still buttblasted about getting BTFO by gigachad brandon stark

Both Brandon and Ned cucked him out of Cat and they didn't even like her, it was a political marriage for both, Brandon liked some Northern whore and Ned liked Ashara

no
please emperor maario of mereen, continue

maester luigi

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a maid of three-and-ten

Personally I'd have tried to make the face color look more like the hand's in OP's pic rather than the opposite.

based!

NEW

>Heartsbane (Tarly, in the Reach)
>Lady Forlorn (Corbray, the gay pedo in the Vale)
>Longclaw (Mormont, now Jon, at the Wall)
>Nightfall (Harlaw, Iron Islands)
>Oathkeeper (Lannister, now Brienne)
>Red Rain (Drumm, Iron Islands)
>Widow's Wail (Lannister, Tommen)
These are the known ones still "in circulation".

>Blackfyre (Targaryen, last wielded by Daemon)
>Brightroar (Lannister, lost in Valyria)
>Dark Sister (Targaryen, last wielded by Bloodraven)
>Lamentation (Royce, lost in the Dragonpit to the mob during the Dance of the Dragons.)
>Orphan Maker (Roxton, last wielded by Jon Roxton. Lost in the Dance of the Dragons.)
>Vigilance (Hightower, last wielded by Ormund Hightower. Lost in the Dance of the Dragons.)
These are the known lost swords.

There's some other Valyrian steel weapons though.
>Dagger used by Bran's assassin
>Valyrian steel arakh used by Caggo the sellsword
>Valyrian steel axe owned by house Celtigar (of the crownlands)
>Valyrian steel curved sword owned by Sandoq the pit fighter (of Lys)

That was one of the most retarded cuts d&d have ever done.

what in the goddamn

Rhaenyra is the rightful queen. Alicent Hightower and Criston Cole deserve to die screaming