/RBMK/ Chernobyl General - Retard Edition

Tartar + Ukrainian

Now put this embarrassment in contrast with the Tula miners.

Polack

nice bait twitter account

siberian

south slav. the dumbest kind

what makes it glow in the air?

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His bio is pretty sad

I serve the Soviet Union.

>Dr. Pavel, I'm WWF

grew up in a north west english town
pretty much the same experience desu

>comfy
>being surrounded by drunken slavs making cannons out of trashcans

yeah, like you

A Google search

Thank you.

I did, and there is something very comfy about it that i can never see in western world

It's just the fire comrade

Finnish

is it still stalin in the film?

Feedwater

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Vangelis Live

Thank you

The Cherenkov effect. Completely normal phenomenon, can happen with minimal radiation.

it's just Dyatlov's party disco lights that he started after successfully finishing testing the reactor during that night

Pic related.

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did they have cars for the fire?

>Man changes to pizza
Nothing
>Doggo gets shot
Trigger warnings

You lads ready for flashback kino next week?

Aaahhh...

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will we see glasses again?

what movie/series is this?
i love cheesy shit

>no Dyatlov Das Boot Prequel show
ree

>tfw live in a soviet style estate now
comfy as fuck

Udmurt

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About 3.6 roentgens

Problem Child 2

Will I finally be able to achieve a prostate orgasm with one of those pieces of graphite?

Why is there no tanks?

A Finno-Ugric from the Karelian ASSR

slavs are pigs

How the fuck did Dyatlov not turn into pizza? Is he some sort of fucking supervillain with the power to change reality itself with his stubborn denial?

i literally cannot wait

Is there really 18 minutes of dog/cat shooting?

apply yourself

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Guys
GUYS
Listen here
I have the best idea
What if
WHAT IF...
We shoot the graphite?

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Thank god i grew up in a small russian village

I care more about my dog than I care about you

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>Prostate orgasm
You mean prostate cancer?

didnt go anywhere near the reactor?

How many nuclear submarines are out there at any point in time? I'm freaking out a bit.. It only takes one to get sabotaged...

He was calzone in ep 3.

Based aaahhh poster.

Extreme concentrations of delusion makes the air glow.

>A grandson asks his grandfather: "Grandpa, is it true that in 1986 there was an accident at Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant?"
"Yes, there was", answers the Grandpa and patted the grandson's head.
>"Grandpa, is it true that it had absolutely no consequences?"
"Yes, absolutely", answered the Grandpa, and patted the grandson's second head.

No, that's Vangelis.

And I care more about my porn folder than about you and your stupid dog. I hope he eats chocolate and you shoot yourself.

CIA meeting

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
What did she mean by this?

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Fino-Ugric.

Akimov, Tuptonov, Boris, Yuchenko, the whole gang

FUNNY HOW COMMUNISM ALMOST DESTROYED ALL LIFE ON EARTH A FEW TIMES, HUH?

Never forget

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>denial
What do you mean by denial ? Are you implying the reactor actually exploded ? because it didn't

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Who's in charge of the disaster. who has blame?

>Is he some sort of fucking supervillain with the power to change reality itself with his stubborn denial?
>Loses his son to leukemia
>Hates nuclear power
>Part of TWO nuclear accidents
>Literally refuses to die from ARS
>Dies from heart failure 10 years after Chernobyl
Yeah.

Stay lonely and pathetic faggot

Funny how most scientists admit that because of capitalism life will be over in 10 years.

Joker should've summoned a Persona to clear the rubble

capitalist dogs

based immortal babushka seen it all

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Merlin miniseries from 98.

Based Shinposter

hey whoa hold on there, they sent a dog to space so it was all worth it

That sound like something the US Army general in the White House would come up with.

user, only retards believe in communism these days

based

He's Irish.

Go kiss your furbaby you absolute waste of oxygen. It's not going to bury you. It will eat your face as your corpse lies in your funkopop room.

Fomin.
Diyatlov.
My political enemies.

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How'd they get that fucker off the roof?

You're forgetting about the US super carriers, they also have nuclear power plants.

Biorobotics

Chernobyl, American Animals, Dunkirk, The Killing of a Sacred Deer are all really good shame his not been in more his pretty good.

user, really??

It was pushed by the liquds

>his

Dude... fuck... we're all gonna die...

I grew up where the series was filmed. Planing on doing few videos from the area.

Still no art of Katya, Nina and Masha?

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FUNNY HOW NUKES SOMEHOW FEEL SAFER IN THE HANDS OF THE U.S., HUH? WEIRD

Oh yeah, I forgot the Russians sunk one of those too

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Graphite on your roof? I've got just the solution.

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biorobot

They didn't have to
>“At the beginning, we thought that in some extremely contaminated zones we would use robots,” wrote Igor Kostin in his 2006 photo-book ‘Confessions of a Reporter’. “We had even sent a very sophisticated German robot to the plant’s roof. But he refused to obey - the radioactivity had disturbed even the machines. Afterward, he rolled over to the edge of the roof and threw himself from the top of the plant. One might have thought he had jumped.”

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nobody cares, dude. bye

kimmo-alm

they shot at it

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>12,000 roentgen
Masha is a big girl

That's crazy

Even the robot's fate makes me sad

>he actually believes (((scientists)))

imagine being this retarded

33 years later can we still manually insert the control rods?

Is it true slavs don't even have socks?

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>tfw the radiation literally drove the robot to throw itself off the roof
Why is Core Chan so fucking based ?

I did, and I am not even close to slavlands
I miss those days (but I don't want to live there again)

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Where is this from? I haven't seen that traffic sign in ages.

Even when talking about malfunctioning robots, slavs end up talking about suicide someway.

From underneath the trees, we watch the sky
Confusing stars for satellites
I never dreamed that you'd be mine
But here we are, we're here tonight
Singing Amen, I'm alive (I'm alive)
Singing Amen, I'm alive
If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
Then we'd see the day when nobody died
And I'm singing
Amen I, Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive
Amen I, Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive
And in the air the fireflies
Our only light in paradise
We'll show the world they were wrong
And teach them all to sing along
Singing Amen, I, I'm alive (I'm alive)
Singing Amen, I, I'm alive
If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
Then we'd see the day when nobody died
If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
Then we'd see the day when nobody died
And as we lie beneath the stars
We realize how small we are
If they could love like you and me
Imagine what the world could be
If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
Then we'd see the day when nobody died
If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
Then we'd see the day when nobody died
Then we'd see the day, we'd see the day
When nobody died
Then we'd see the day, we'd see the day
When nobody died
Then we'd see the day when nobody died

>Boris and the General are waiting for Legasov to explain this cutting edge science of biorobots

Touches like this make the show great

have socks incel

>(but I don't want to live there again)
key point right there, kiddo

what happened to based comrade Pikalov

Not in the commie army, at least.

It's an old army sock replacement called "portyanka". It's actually more durable and easy to wash than socks.

youtube.com/watch?v=KRtYuG6MgX8

Radiation's a hell of a drug

Dear God. Now I actually feel sorry for the swine.

Commie Block Kino
youtube.com/watch?v=Q0VWRoevuQg

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Post your “you’re done” face

>easy to wash than
gg

Masha is a cruel mistress

>agree at first
>think of all the diversity hires and mentally ill lgbtqbraaaaaap trash likely working with with nuclear energy right now
Yeah, I'd rather have Slavs service those, thank you very much

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This has to be a shop. Are they mutants?

worse.
Anglos

The robot was German though

>It's actually more durable and easy to wash than socks.
No, it's not

It is cheaper and destroys your legs when running, though

No, they're just english

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He's thrown graphite into an open RBMK reactor core, what have you done?

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so even with the nazi bot they just died ?

I would have pushed a pebble into my peehole if I could.

just shoot it, we'll be fine

the fire rises

Fucking kek

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you ok dude?

>funkopop room
Thats cat owners.

Why couldn't they just demolish the building over the reactor.

What do Russians think of the show?

Do they kill puppers and kitters?

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Robot commit suicide once he realised he need to work for comminists. That's a smart robot

The only robot that could actually function in a highly radioactive environment was the moon robot, and that one got caught in debris

>COMMUNISM
literally zero people believe communism could actually work even Marx didn't believe we would be able to overcome capitalism

Why would they?

I don't know but i think those jews might be up to something

The kittens are gassed and the dogs they hang in barbed wire.

Loving every second of it. Showed it to my mum, she enjoyed too.

Finnish.

WELL, THEY SURE AS FUCK TRIED

Mongol

oh no

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Is there anything not absolutely mental about Chernobyl?

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They seem to like it.
twitter.com/slavamalamud/status/1132029943297265664?s=21

He's jewish

>buried in lead coffins
>welded shut
>beneath concrete
jesus christ raimi comrade

Society.

WHAT'S THAT VALERY, YOU SMILE ?

And when Norwegians offered their help Russians refused it. Lifeboats were not working. Basically, if you serve on a russian submarine you have terribly low chances to survive in an accident.

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Legasov suggesting it was some real dark shit. He goes from "under no circumstances do we let anybody on that roof" to "biorobots - men". The fucking look on Scherbina and the general when the suggestion was too fucking much for even them because they were thinking about any number of things including how many fucking people were necessary to empty that roof in 90 second increments. Even they were uncomfortable with the idea of throwing men into the dumpster like that to do shovel-work.

So many goddamn conversations like this in history that go unrecorded. If you actually want to hear the real deal go look up the Kennedy tapes were he talks with everyone about how to deal with Russia and Cuba.

JFK and Eisenhower; political antagonists being the most real and honest with each other:
jfk14thday.com/jfk-eisenhower-cuban-missile-crisis/

xD

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robot have no free will, you dumb slav.

>it is 5AM where I live when the episode is live on HBO
>slept in instead and woke up at 3PM
>now I have to catch up with all the RBMK threads

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No.

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Is that a guy?

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How exactly does that help the situation? Then you have nothing around the reactor occluding it, and all the graphite and radioactive shit is still sitting at the top of the rubble.

>>now I have to catch up with all the RBMK threads
Why? Just watch the episode and join in

How are we expected to believe OC Donut Steel managed to rise to the head of an institute that works on nuclear weapons, while also not having enough of a sense of self-preservation to toe the KGB's line?

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No, no one wants to know about that. bye

>catching up with a general moving at this speed

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already watched it, I gotta make sure I didn't miss any good shitposts

Had to be done

>The same effect could have been created in less than five minutes.

If it would be the same effect then why would it need to be shortened

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so?

Join in, this thread isn't really about the latest ep, it seems the slav memes took over.

they were pretty shit, don't bother

>First of all, it is almost inconceivable that a Western TV show would go to this amount of detail authentically portraying Soviet life in that era, knowing full well that its target audience (Western viewers) would never appreciate the effort or indeed even understand it

USSR2deep4me

для тeбя

he's too dumb

he was pregnant, the fetus absorbed the radiation

He's British

WHERE IS KHODEMCHUK?

Nowadays all people know about slavs is that they are poor and are literally like some retarded gopnik memes

>thin neck
>no Adam's apple
Just a woman with Leno-jaw.

She just made a new year resolution to be a rebel girl this year. Lucky!

Don't let him join. We're full.

There are quite a lot of details that they take the effort to research and replicate even though ameriburgers wouldn't recognise them, if you read through his entire reviews episode by episode.

Absolutely based

Woa woa woah. You killed a dog? What'd you do that for?

Reminder that Dyatlov did nothing wrong.

Good evening comrades.
Clouds and glowing rain projected for the coming days.

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slavs tend to live in filth and sniff glue. most can't count to 20.

He conquered atom after all.

Capitalism is busy burning through every resource on Earth to maintain the lifestyles of the oligarchy. Capitalism is going to succeed in destroying all life on Earth.

FUCK KHODEMCHUK

How does the show keep getting better comrades?

Just watched the ep now.
I wanted more horror from the liquidators
and I wanted a whole lot fucking less dog killing
what the fuck
absolutely fuck you
go back to sassy Legasov and Scherbina banter
I don't want to cry and see dogs suffer ffs

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FUck kodemchuck

based as fuck

*BRAAAAP* TAKE THAT TURKEY FUCK YOU

Looks like Estonia to me

So did anyone return to the control room after the accident? Like the day shift? I know plant management still denied for a while that the reactor was a complete loss.

what horror did you expect from the liquidators?

sure, whatever, Ivan

I remember them telling us all not to go to the playgrounds because the sand may have been contaminated by rain.

You could say that about literally any well researched tv series, movie or documentary on any fuckin' subject.
It's such a meaningless statement.

>IT WOULD BE FAIR TO SAY THAT PIECE OF ROOF IS THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACE ON EARTH

I feel more empathy with animals than with humans.

>Implying roaches give afuck about nuclear fallout

I said this before but Chernobyl was a problem that was addressed - and when you think about it, a done deal with any past problem is why we're still here today. It hasn't reached a full conclusion and I suspect it's a problem we'll be dealing with for centuries to come but it's not like it looks us in the face every waking day.

There are problems out there that we just neglected to fix at all. And they get worse with every waking day with no actual solution. Or there are problem that we just fucking made worse. These problems if you ask me are way more fucked up because we've been staring at their faces for years and we're no closer to sleeping well about it. 9/11, North Korea, India-Pakistan hostilities, climate change leading to rising sea levels resulting in refugees that will certainly tax civilization to annihilation, Brazil's management of the rainforest, and many more things. At some point we thought we felt like we handled these things but we didn't; these are things that we made absolutely worse by action or just not doing anything about it.

Chernobyl was entirely fucking mental but the Soviets handled it; not ideally but they did. I have difficulty looking at Brazil and saying that country isn't the most fucked up thing in the entire Western hemisphere.

>works with experts to get all license plates and door cracks
>totally doesn't give a single fuck about realistic social dynamic in late USSR, conversation style or even keeping the fucking names as they work

Who is this targeted for? Politically active reddit-tier stem numales?

>tfw my parents were in the most irradiated part of Poland sunbathing when the cloud came

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I thought this shit was pretty tame desu. Everything was done with sound and off-screen. Not that I'd enjoy seeing animals being capped in the dick with a high-powered rifle, but I feel like this 'shock' is a lot of hyperbole and feigned cries for attention.

Harold and Kumar

Parasite.

kek'd

That explains how you ended up here

just don't shoot a school pls

nigga you've already seen 3 full episodes of what happens to people that gets a dose of lethal radiation. if you thought this episode was going to be anything but the cleanup operation I don't know what the fuck you've been smoking

yeah some guy was on holiday in cuba turned up a week after the disaster all like hey guys what did i miss i brought cigars

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Twink

fuck you, you don't talk to me like that
*being held back by bodyguards*

consider suicide

My parents were doing the same thing at the Black Sea mom was pregnant with me

Yeah.

tsshh we don't critisise here

I don't know, I have depression and recently got a rescue dog, and I'll be damned if that little Jack Russel hasn't helped a whole damn lot. It's hearthbreaking to think of these animals happy to see humans thinking they'd help and then be shot by them, not knowing why.

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why did it not want to live?

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They didn’t suffer comrade didn’t you watch the show?
>no bro it would be much better if they didn’t get shot, and just died of radiation poisoning and/or cannibalism

You really don't get irony, do you?

t. doesn’t watch the podcast brainlet

My self-delusion-o-meter only goes up to 3.6. Just how bad is it?

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youtu.be/nZM87N-3ob0

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yeah and you can make the same argument for people

who the fuck cares about dogs redditor

Its sad but in any city truckloads of animals get euthanized every single day. Thats life

>having iq above 80
>wanting to live on the Ukraine
He was a smart electroboy.

it isnt there

Not really, no

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Rude but true

in core-chan's warm embrace...forever.

But what if everyone cared?

can't wait for these shitty generals to stop clogging up the cat. fucking unimaginative virgins

There was a heartbreaking story in Voices of Chernobyl, or some other similar book.
Liquidator enters a house because he sees a cat from outside the window. There he sees one or two notes, pleading with a potential intruder not to trash the house (but that they can take anything, should they want it) and not to kill the cat, because then the rats would eat everything. He looks around the house and sees flowers of plants have been eaten, and some other non-edibles.
Basically, connecting pets with their human owners and how much they loved them would've been effective for me. Or maybe I lack imagination because I don't owe one.

Dyatlov didn't go check on the reactor or operate the pumps like Akimov or Toptunov.

It's enough. Go home.

and nobody cried

Its only going to get worse from here comrade

THREAD THEME

youtu.be/nZM87N-3ob0

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t. ADHD brainlet Amerifat can't remember a quote from the show

A crane.

I don't even care about the fucking pets.
We got robbed of more Щerbina/Legasov screentime, and this is more sad.

But everybody loved!

>have sex

>shitty brutalist art
gg

youtube.com/watch?v=wYoq6sovr8Y

>climate change

We're talking about real threats user, not made up ones

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Why didn't the air force just bomb the reactor?

>let's shoot at graphite to push it in the core
Apparently it was a real proposal, I've seen a video of soldiers at chernobyl proposing to use 12.7mm DShK and explosive bullets to clean the roof.

Its grotesque. Brutalist is here.

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FUCKING GORBACHEV

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
pls go

>comfy
there is that fucking meme word again
no person that grew up in a commieblock neighborhood would use that to describe the experience

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>"We're gonna have some help for the most radioactive roof"
>"We're gonna send fat americans ?"

Why is legasov so autistic?

Thats not brutalist either

climate change has been around for millenia retard

whatever, dude. its shitty crap that looks like a smashed up dick

>Brutalism
It's Socialist realism you ignorant swine.

risto?

I did and I would. I had a wonderful childhood with literally dozens of friends that I hung out with every fucking day and did stupid shit. Fuck you.

Why didn't they throw Lenin's body into the core to see if he'd come back to life with superpowers?

damn, my city got a double head-on dose. North-eastern Romania

I would

How would you describe it?

I feel like this episode was weak

>He thinks they didn't try

OST is so good
the cutie that did it really went above and beyond

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I really hope retards don't take an anti-nuclear message away from this show, when nuclear power is the single most practical way to get us off coal ASAP.

Kek it's not well researched at all. It's very superficial and dramatisized. It twists facts and straight up makes shit up.

>The same effect could have been created in less than five minutes
Well clearly not or you wouldn't be bitching about it.
Also it was hardly 18 minutes. Maybe if you count the entire liquidator scenes including the parts where they're not shooting animals. There's like 3 minutes of actual animal violence. Sorry this isn't a feelgood show, the real life situation sucked.
Guess nobody cares about the 3000 guys sent up onto the roof so radioactive the rad hardened robots died. Poor doggos though! Hope she/they/it doesn't listen to the podcasts! wew.

Yep, wasn't really much happening

Hot in the summer, cold in the winter. No sense of privacy due to being able to hear the neighbors argue or take a loud shit. Uncomfortable would be the best summary.
Has nothing to do with poor housing conditions
moron

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Fun work of fiction.

sauce on left pic

No it's not, it's a combination of abstract and Soviet futurism

I forget. Was some nuclear science report.

horrible how they suffered

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just got up to the 30 minute one and had to skip forward..

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>Guess nobody cares about the 3000 guys sent up onto the roof so radioactive the rad hardened robots died. Poor doggos though! Hope she/they/it doesn't listen to the podcasts! wew.
This
Humans fried alive by radiation? Perfectly fine
Poor krautbot fucking up? Perfectly fine
Muh dogs and cats though

looks like a well preserved mummy

How do you even eat this

She makes very similar ambient shit. But that specific WRRRAAMMM-sound feels very unique and fitting to this show and event. Apparently she and a producer went to visit the station and recorded a shit tonne of sounds from inside of the facility, which she used in the OST.

Imagine being so fucking thin skinned that you disregard or dont even understand the message of the episode just because
>m-muh poor doggos ;_;
Grow up

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>people love pets
>people dont really care about humans
yeah welcome to real life

He's full of shit. The USSR had one solution for every problem, and that is a boolet. Puppers, kitters, political dissenters, and RBMK reactors: all get boolit.

>cat mutated by Chernobyl's radiations, ca 1984

With your mouth

spizdi

they went to Ignalina
also fuck the jews for shutting it down

with a spork

>dank moldy halls; barely lit; lights are broken, shattered glass lies on the floor
>in the place where was glass window there are tens of syringes stuck inside the frame
>faint smell of old poop
>woofs and angry screams behind the door
>you click the elevator button; it's burnt out but still works
>hellish screech signs of elevator coming close
>it slides open; piss stench hits you
>you can't take the stairs because it's even worse there
>enter the lift

And that's only one part of commieblock life.

With a knife and fork

JUST IMAGINE!!!!!!

so america but with less crime?

Pussy

I'd imagine I wouldn't eat all of it, e.g. lips and nose and shit. The cheeks are probably the most edible and I assume would taste the most like ''regular'' meat.

nooo i dont want to be bread AAAAAAA

As a hellhole with retarded parents and no friends most likely.
t. not him, my commieblock was comfy af

>>faint smell of old poop
hahahahaha swine

Get him out of here

>>woofs and angry screams

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the head is mostly made of cartilage and skin though, not that much meat

Hitler should have won.

you don't eat this you have sexy time with it

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It's just good that the people in charge can make those decisions. If it were up to twitter they would have rounded all the animals up and wasted millions of dollars and man hours building pens and they would have all starved and eaten each other anyway and the ones who didn't would die of cancers.

I wanted more dogs getting shot. They didn't have a single wide angle, they were pussy footing around to keep people like you happy, and you're still traumatized.

The housing conditions were good in our part of town, but they have nothing to do with it, you're right. It was about everything that was outside of the housing. Countless playgrounds, stadiums, open-air gyms. Countless trees and grass. Kids had so much space to fuck around. I've since moved to Europe and in the city where I'm in, it's just roads with buildings, a few parks here and there where you can't walk on the grass. I honestly don't understand what kind of fucked up childhoods they have. Ignorance is bliss for them in this case.

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When did i say hellhole? Why are you so hostile? I was saying that on an objective scale, commieblocks are bad housing units
You were the one to bring up your "fond childhood memories with LITERALLY DOZENS OF FRIENDS" as your emotional argument like a woman

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I think the dogs would've probably been quite ok
The problem was that they were going to move around and further spread radioactive dust and diseases

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Why didn't they show the men on the toilet shitting? Could they not CGI that?

english kids just sit at the computer. there's no girls worth looking at anyway. just grayness and dead end jobs

what is the best time to skip the last one without missing too much of the plot?
i skipped 30 seconds for the 30 minute one and came out okay.

>be 1 month old
>blasted by radiation
good times

Open spaces, nature and access to almost every sport opportunity on every corner is bad for a child on an objective scale?

Watch all of it you capitalist dog.

No the vast majority would almost certainly die of hunger and in-fighting. Domestic dogs can't survive without humans

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Yeah but still it wouldn't be the radiation to get them

with more crime.

what is the last one exactly?

Sure, but there would be some. Maybe the rest has nice texture.
T. slav who eats whole animals on ocassion. Admittedly not heads, more than just breast, wings and legs.

Watch it you fucking pansy

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You still find cesium in the liver of wild hogs in Austria

>soul crushing
>no privacy, the walls are designed to be thin so you can hear your neighbours and report them if you hear something that is against the state
>but what you actually hear is the neighbours arguing, taking shits and fucking, somtemies at the same time because there are lot of psychos living in the commie blocks
>the piping used to be shit so if something brole the whole part of the block would be flooded, sometimes with shit. So the house would smell of mold and shit untill you found someone to fix it. And the it would happen again
>want to sleep in late? neah, the neighbour is drilling at 8 AM on a sunday
>want to jerk off, better close those drapes because the neighbour from across the street can see in you house and he is not shy to look
etc

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well when I go to Austria I won't eat wild hogs

No just a Jew

Yeah, we'd be drinking beer, eating sausages all day. Everyone would be provided with a Mercedes, BMW or Audi and a personal muslim refugee.

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>standing at the glass door at kindergarten and not being allowed to play outside
bad times

a common sign of a child molestation victim, is a lack of empathy, and/or downright joy/sexual arousal in animal suffering/death.

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just finished the episode what happens during these timestamps exactly that triggered people?

Wrong lol.
Many commieblocks, especially during he USSR, were extremely well maintained and had great urban planning with many trees around and playgrounds everywhere. Lay off the /pol/ propaganda for a second.

Can radioactivity increase the size of hogs?

Few years ago I drove through Austria one evening and a couple in a small-sized car drove against a boar. The car was totalled. The animal was fucking huge and wounded. Then the police came and told us to get inside the car and then put two bullets in it.

>tfw born around the same time and might have absorbed some trace rads from your mother

Depends on the breed. Sure a vast majority of modern cute cuck breeds would be unable to survive even a week.

Soundtrack reminds me a ton of Utopia.

youtu.be/ijAUeVRYLN8

They say it user, animal deaths. Watch the episode and you'll figure out which scene they're refering to.

Dogs dying.

youtube.com/watch?v=ejZyDvtX85Y

No. Boars can just end up becoming huge. However a lot of "hogzillas" are actually escaped farm pigs that ended up surviving in the wild and they grow to sizes that most people assume is fake when they see them on photographs. Literally the size of small cars

>Yea Forums discovered my radiation waifu
leave her alone niggers, i followed her channel years ago

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You mean the german toyboy that probably loves both bestiality and scat like all germans ?

there's no where comfy to sit. can someone edit in a couch for us?

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Yeah, meanwhile glorious communist industry and machinery burned through twice as much to perform less efficient

what is going on here exactly?

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cyka blyat in soviet russia sport sticks you

is she still alive?

dilate

Then you're not yet brainwashed

Grew up in the north east and I've never seen anywhere that looks like that, it's mostly semi-detached houses from the 1960s