Yea Forums will die in your lifetime

>Yea Forums will die in your lifetime

What would be the most kino/cinematic way to end it?

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I become admin

The "girugamesh" guy wins lottery, closes it down.

Yea Forums wont die. The phrase you are here forever just imply that even if you die you will reincarnate and the whole process will begin again. This is eternal prison.

A total global shutdown of the entire internet for 24 hours

FBI raid. All the mods and jannies are in jail for hate speech.

when the nukes drop

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A verifiable and well-known source confirms that it's 90% bots or a government operation or something spooky like that. Documents on the Yea Forums experiment are declassified and the site itself is decommissioned. Moot is revealed to be retired CIA. Hiro is framed for selling national secrets and "dealt with" to tie up loose ends.

a neuro-linguistic virus, embedded in a pepe jpeg, that stops the ability of the brain to process memes; turning all the autistic 4channers in pseudo-normies

Moot runs for President in 2077 and the site closes down on the day of his inauguration.

What if it doesn't, and you have people 200 years from now reading through the archives of early 21st century Yea Forums posts?

What if some of them are cute girls and they think you're retarded for believing that the Chinese were ever going to take over or that we were living on the brink of economic collapse?

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Mass shooting at the Troll inc offices.

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horror movie kino

Yea Forums is a FBI honeypot

what if it simply evolves into... something greater?

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Yea Forums is CIA testground

Trump buys Yea Forums

Yea Forums is KGB playground

Yea Forums is Bane's playground

Yea Forums is Sneeds playground

based

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4chins is KFC HQ

>kino/cinematic/thematic/book ends
Shut down by the FBI

>most likely
Reddit invasion

Moot fights Hiro irl for the ownership of the site.

A human without memes isn't even a human. Our culture is a social gene.

#NotMyPresident

First for anons begin willingly uploading themselves into a Yea Forums hivemind so that they can live infinitely in the chan-realm and escape normies once and for all

Until Hiro switches it off to save on his electricity bill.

samefagging this hard

Why seethe this hard for no reason at all? What do you stand to gain from it?

U gay

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Van explosion

>Yea Forums will die in your lifetime
I guess these are the last few minutes of Yea Forums, its been great anons

when Yea Forums dies you should prepare for the massive swathes of normie faggots that barely even know what it is going on about "well it was bound to happen sometime, it was a very nasty place!!! :("

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Moot already step down

It gets bought out by someone named Sneed.

the Great Waifu Wars of 2024

Will you vote for him?

>wake up
>go online
>white-background 404 not found.

The End

>What would be the most kino/cinematic way to end it?
Every sneed poster, brie poster, worst emma poster, blacked poster, all redditors, and every poster who has insulted my waifus are nailed to crosses by Roman soldiers

So what if that's what they think? I won't be around then.

>waifus
>plural
you also belong on a cross degenerate.

A release of every IP address ever used to post, in reverse-chronological order

Imagine being a mutt haha

Hey FBI suck my dick

>Everybody I don't like is literally Hitler
Ok snowflake

why are we still here?

no u

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What

>clover screenshot
Are you daft, m8?

>U.S. government conducts a mass false flag
>Drowns North America in cobalt bombs
>Yea Forums servers stay up for a few hours or so, we all say goodbye to each other as we die from radiation sickness

Imagine the collective NEET suicide on that day.

I don't know, but I do know what the soundtrack will be

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You sound really sensitive and easily triggered. A veritable snowflake

You sound like a dumb faggot, possibly a redditor, that takes everything literally.

People migrate to other imageboards over minor changes in policy. If Yea Forums even had significant downtime people would just move on to *chan

What?

I don't understand

I didn't do it

Trump is the one to end it after someone posts the piss tape on /pol/

dumb tripfag

I don't know

We finally have sex

>That reply
My suspicion is confirmed

That is a weird thought that if this hellhole endures there could be scholars looking back on our shitposts centuries from now. Please include me in the meta screenshot futurefags!

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Pepe makes one final important announcement. Then the curtains close

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False
youtu.be/HdWw9SksiwQ

At this rate I think I will die first.

i'm going to die in 2 days wish me luck ;^

*snap*
yep this one's going in the internet history archive

How

kms

Go offline mid-birthday.

with the physical obliteration of israel, saudi arabia and pakistan, and the jannies

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Who's Moot?

FREE ME FROM THIS HELL

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