''We heard you were a real movie critic, man! put on a good movie for me and my buddies to watch''

>He's actually fat in real life
AAAHAHAHAHAH LOOK AT THAT BELLY

fite me fgts

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Based choice
Homosexual and cringe choice

Troy or 300. You know, something slightly gay with oiled up muscels.

>Бpaт (1997)
>Бpaт 2 (2000)
>Бyмep (2003)

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Evening, gentlemen. Let's start off with some light material tonight; a screening of Kobayashi's Human Condition trilogy, follow by a silent playing of Sátántangó at 0.75x speed

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I tell them they are mistaken.

Ahem...fuck chads and fuck sandniggers.

Arn, the Templar

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based

James Caan kid is a manlet.

>Sátántangó at 0.75x speed
>not 0.5x speed
guess how I know you're a pleb

I've been exposed

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Prince of Persia: the Sands of Time
Newell, 2010

he answered the call

I'd have to think real hard to come up with a movie featuring ridiculous facial hair and deep v-neck tops... I don't know if I could do it.

Starship Troopers

Pain and Gain of course

Ma nigga

Oh I get it now

Board because surfboard and board member board. I literally couldn't think of anything else besides norm dabbing on Courtney love for being a movie with carrot top and saying the name is chairman of the bored

kek, I can see it.

I kek'd

>dabbing on Courtney love
>dabbing
Kill yourself

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