What kind of movie would you make if you had big money?

capeshit but actually good.
so then i can destroy capeshit once and for all because no other movie could compete

Five or six Highlander movies, each focusing on an individual immortal with the final film all of them coming together to claim the prize. Who will win? Whomever polls the best on Twitter.

A Beowulf adaptation in old english. Just Grendel and Grendel's mother, no dragon. Really long and somber, no CGI and almost silent. Beowulf is portrayed as a hero yet human, determined to slain the monsters but also melancholic because the old world of myths and demons is reaching its end and the world he's making is one that has no use for people like him. It's my dream project, and it's completely unmarketable.

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>write a flop
>inflate the value
>attract investors to 10× the value
>take money and run to Brazil
>Fund a trannie harem

I would make a tv series adapting 1632, a series where an american small town is time portalled back to 1632 germany. Make it the new game of thrones.

HBO miniseries on the July crisis of 1914.

A complete re-enactment of the battle of austerlitz. I would hire exactly as many extras as there were soldiers, and have all them trained and drilled for a year to march and move like an authentic 19th century army. Each uniform and weapon would be made exactly the same way they were in 1804 and each soldier would speak not only the language of the army they're representing but use actual slang and verbal quirks from 1805. There would be no close ups or quick cuts: every scene would show battalions and companies in their entirety, and none of the extras would pull punches. Though blades would be dull those with sword and pikes would be instructed to slash and stab as hard as they could. Each rifle would loaded with rubber balls that would inflict great pain on anyone hit with it. I'd hire amputees and have arms and legs from very recently dead people attached to their stumps and have real muskets fire through them to accentuate the realistic gore. I'd film the battle for as long as it actually lasted in reality, with zero cuts. I would fly above the scene in a helicopter, zooming down to capture important parts of the battle, and every single man out there would march and fight in an exactly perfect reenactment of the battle and if so much as one extra fucked up I'd restart the whole thing.

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what the fuck is a moot?

make everyone 18 tho

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it would be a documentary expose series. i'd hire 50-100 actors all around the country to wear hidden cameras, and go into popular area gay bars (acting as friendly gay men). i'd have the actors eventually slip in their conversations questions 1) about their first sexual experiences 2) how old the youngest man they've been with is, and what their ideal age preference is.

Do they fuck? Sounds hot

Movies are not something to invest you retard. you should only put money in movies if you want to laundry your money.

no. it would expose homosexuals as predatory and heavily traumatized creeps, who only push the "we're just like you" narrative to outsiders when it suits them.

Who is this whitetrash? Is he supposed to be the american version of chink-moot?

More like Robert Hardon

Dragon Ball Live Action(the original series, not Z)

6 movies, each at least 3 hours long:

1st Movie: Pilaf & 21th Tenkaichi Budokai
2nd Movie: Red Ribbon Army Part 1
3rd Movie: Red Ribbon Army Part 2
4th Movie: Uranai Baba & 22nd Tenkaichi Budokai
5th Movie: Piccolo Daimao Saga
6th Movie: 23rd Tenkaichi Budokai

But whould you cast a kid as Goku? I never saw a child do a good job in action movies.

greek mythology

Only good idea itt

Some asian spiky haired boy probably. Chloe Moretz did great as Hit Girl, so there's that. And there are also the Rurouni Kenshin movies, so we know we can have a good anime to movie adaptation.

i'd just film myself fucking a bunch of jav actresses

Sounds interesting. Would watch this movie.

probably a 3hr gritty epic of the battle of the alamo shot on 70mm panavison or some yakuza film with titties and sword fighting

I'd probably do a porno with an actress that is desperate for the money/bit of limelight. Probably will be gunning for Nikki Blonksy so the video would start with her saying:
>"Hy, this is Nikki Bloksy from CumSpray™"
And then I'd walk in and immediately start face fucking her.

Some kind of porn

Remake of Eyes Wide Shut with Nicole Kidman as MC.

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newfags

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Legend of Zelda but done like Lord of the Rings epic

Lord of the Rings but done like Legend of Zelda

Napoleon biopic
Hannibal biopic
Alexander biopic
Joan of Ark biopic

I'd fund Majo no Tabitabi anime by KyoAni.

Fuck Hollywood, they can't make anything good even on 300 million $ budgets.

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I'd remake GoT season 8 so that Dany not only wins, but establishes a Holy Valyrian Reich of the fascist persuasion and proceeds to commit violent genocide against any non-Andals/non-Valyrians on the surface of the planet ESPECIALLY those norfniggers

Make a heroic toned Christopher Columbus movie that shows the true story of how he was framed for the crimes of others and genuinely wanted to get paper and explore the world. Show how him believing he landed in India was bullshit propaganda and how he actually hated slavery.

Show how Amerigo Vespucci was an overrated hack who made up most of his accomplishments and we should really be named United States of Columbia.

Columbus: the true story directed by Chris Columbus

Why would I waste my money on a movie lmao

television mini-series that is basically the twilight zone

A movie about the USS Liberty incident to laugh at all the keveching the media would do and to see how fast I get shoa’d