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ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION MOTHER FUCKER

I'm just glad I didn't go see this in the theater, because goddamn was it bad. How the fuck did they get motherfucking Jude Law to sign up on this?

he's washed up

fucking come to usenet already

>accidentally have sex
gee I didnt know it was so easy, why do women even get upset then when men cheat on them then?

>"Women are like monkeys"

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>fucking come to usenet already
It's already on private indexers.

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>accidentaly have sex

This is edited right? it can't be, right?

no

>is it worth the bandwidth be honest
imagine being this poor

Fuck this, where's Alita?

Reminder that this movie made over a billion dollars, cementing the next 10 years of marvel into hardcore feminism.

You fuckers do this to yourselves.

>implying I contributed

>2160p
>12 GB

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god bless women
lord knows they need it

>hardcore feminism.
I'm 8 mins in and she's already being mentored by an older white man about controlling her emotions.

I'd not really 'hardcore' feminism.

Has anyone here ever met a woman?

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she beats the fuck out of him later and refuses to fight fairly as he challenged her to early in the film

>refuses to fight fairly
>muh honor

have sex

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t. jew

it's like the scene in james bond or possibly austin powers where the evil henchman does all the knife tricks and then bond just pulls out a gun and shoots him

no it's shit, the first 10 minutes are somewhat entertaining but the rest is shit

any cgi webms for me to laugh at?
surely there must be. this is a marvel flick

>just off of starring in the greatest TV show ever made
>washed up

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i've marathoned 25 minutes now and brie has been pretty good so far, acting wise.

She was terrible in skull island and great in short term 12 and room

In this, she's pretty good. Not really working with a lot either.
why did so many people say she's terrible? That's just not true. Where they all talking about disliking her character?

this post doesn't make sense
how did you know it was bad and not to see it if you hadn't seen it?

also jude law probably got like a million bucks for doing it, not bad for a few weeks work

The Big Boobs MCU
Vs
The Flat Chest DCEU

Who wins?

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>how did you know it was bad and not to see it if you hadn't seen it?

Elementary, dear brainlet. I had a hunch. I suspected it would be bad, based on the dumb trailer, so I waited to pirate it. And was now able to confirm that it was indeed even worse than I had anticipated.

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Jelly?

>In this, she's pretty good. Not really working with a lot either.

She was pretty good in the training scene in the beginning. She had spirit, wit, energy, expression. Then it all just disappeared somewhere and she's like a stiff zombie for the rest of the film. I have no idea what the fuck happened.

flatchest 100

I've marathoned an hour of it sofar and I don't get what you're saying at all.
Her performance is still good, probably better than at the start. Her character is just not doing so much really overt stuff because of the story.

I can't really say that is any worse than any other marvel trash i've watched either.

You know why. It's people who get mad because of women existing. That's it. Can't win, can't make sense of it.

I like actual movies is why.

do you know where you are?

>hardcore feminism
have sex

Infact i'm honestly surprised at how good her preformance is. Because I know that she's a great actor from watching Room & Short Term 12, but i also know that she's capable of absolutely shitting the bed in blockbusters from Skull Island.
So i was expecting that. But she's actually really interesting to watch. It's just quite an under-stated and subtle performance. Which I really like.

In terms of being un-expressive, do you cunts all have autism? That's just fucking nonsense, it's just not played at a 10 intensity.

As for the film being generic hollywood schlock, sure.

lol i think you could still hate women and be appreciative of good actors. The inability to recognize the latter annoys me more.

incel thread?
incel thread

i do

>It's people who get mad because of women existing
imagine being this deluded

People only watched it because of Spendgame
No reason to watch it now since we know it has zero impact on that flick

Yes

because the resting bitchface of that cunt would be even more annoying if i would see it clearer

enjoy

yuck on the right