Inceldur! Have sex!

>Inceldur! Have sex!

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Why didn't the elf just push him into the giant gaping vagina?

Isn't Arwen Aragorn's ancestor?

no. Elrond was a brotheer of a nigga that was Aragorns ancestor of hundreds of generations. they were both given a choice, one chose immortality, one mortality

Cousin many thousands of years removed.

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>Eldarion
>daughters
based tolkien

why didn't the eagles fly sex to the shire?

trannys will all die once the system collapses. what a sad sort.

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I'm still pissed and sad that Arnor was fucked by the Witch King.

kek

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lmao

>Eldarion claims descent from every royal house of the Eldar and the Edain
>except for the house of Feanor

>every fucking name starts with Ara

Ara Ara~

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Cast him

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Idris Elbow

Chadwick Boseman

true but a crumbling northern wilderland full of trolls, comfy inns, ruined forts and rangers is kino

Chris Pratt obviously

Brian Blessed

But they are black, that wouldn't really be consistent with his description in the book, would it?

Jack Black

Ar- means king or lord.
You start noticing these little things (some words appearing in similar contexts) because they're so consistent. Tolkien's stories are full of these language things that he mainly crafted for his own pleasure, but they lend authenticity to the world.
The Numenorean kings were named Ar-something once the doubt against the Valar mounted and they started using their own language in their regnal names. Before they used the Elvish language Quenya, where the prefix was Tar-

>Adûnaic
>A prefix used to denominate kingship, equivalent to Quenya Tar-

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Ok then. CGI Warwick Davies.

I dont want that slimy midge

kino

evil toilet dwarf!

Kino

Hey midge! merry midge! ring a mong halfling!
Ring a dong! segway along! Fal lal the sapling!
Warw Dave, jolly Warw, Dave the Dwarfadillo!

This way of thinking, user, is...problematic....Yikes.

oooof, have sex incel

Tolkien's a linguist, all the names mean something.

nah he's only good for midge kicking. It's this game where you just take a hard punter and see how far you can kick the dwarf

I don't understand it quite yet, could you elaborate further?

>Then you have my shlong
>and my balls
>AND MY ASS

>tfw I was the first person to post this in response to have sex

Feels good

Right. After you've taken your pick amongst the leprechauns (it's best if they are especially tiny and ugly like Davis), you pick up the midge. Slap em a bit if they're being fussy. Then once you've calmed their inevitable little tantrum down, brace back your leg, release the dwarf and fucking punt him as hard as you can. No need to hold back, all dwarves have magical healing powers. You should be able to launch the midget a good few feet if you time your force right.

had a wee morning lol at this, thanks user.

Seth Rogen.

Unironically.

Congrats on this, seriously.

DUDE
PIPEWEED
LMAO

what level of autism was Tolkien operating at because this is bad

made me laugh

>Tolkien's an AUTIST, all the names mean NOTHING in the grand scheme of things

I actually was.

To take the cockring to Bakdor?

and how could you know this? That's not a very original response so the chances are someone else did it before you. It's a generic "no" answer in a meme image.