Figured out how to fix the glaring plot in LOTR. Sauron must possess the ring to defeat Arsgorns army right...

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They don’t really explain properly but the ring apparently has corrupting abilities making it hard to get rid of.

>Sauron must possess the ring to defeat Arsgorns army right?
Incorrect.
>why doesn’t he just hide it in a random cave or drop it in a deep river where literally no one would ever find it?
The Ring is a malevolent magic ring which wants to be found. It will be found, sooner or later by whoever's unlucky enough to become the next Gollum.

Tolkien was too busy writing about trees and elven languages for 200 pages to fix any plot holes.

>Wallah

it's Voila you plebian.

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What actual plotholes?

What if you dropped it in Moria where the balrog was? Balrog is dead, but the orcs don't know that.

How there was a mountain below the mines of moria

>Ring was lost for centuries
>Sauron still amassed a huge army while the elves lost power
>The ring still found a way to get close to Sauron
>Lol let's just hide it, I'm sure in 300 hundred years when there's no elves or numenorean blood left we'll definitely beat him

The big one is Gandalf frequently revealed his powers to all the muggles he was around

>Wallah
You're a special kind of retarded

Sauron was going to win with or without the ring. His armies were mowing people down in the north while Gondor was fending them off

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Like why doesn’t he just hide it in a random cave or drop it in a deep river where literally no one would ever find it?

science

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Do any of the dvd commentaries cover this?

>Sauron must possess the ring to defeat Arsgorns army right?
Are you retarded?

What is this autism?

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What is this

>Wallah

Thanks for the chuckle user

How would that work? Smeagol found it in a river. It wants to go back to sauron.

bait is already getting stale

underrated

the ring has a tp scroll

But somehow Gollum got it from him so it can’t be that powerful

>it WANTS to be found
okay so if you threw the ring on the moon, middle earth would invent space travel? if you threw it into a black hole would they become an even more advanced civilization?

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Great question. Why didn't Aragorn toss it to the moon?

Smeagol is golums name before he was known as gollum

BASED poopyposter

Give it to Tom, he can just keep that shit in his forest

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how the hell was he going to explain on his tax form that he had assets on the moon? the irs would do a major audit and fuck him over

Space programs aren’t tax deductible.

What was the ring's tax policy?

Pretty sure it's implied that the ring would corrupt Tom
He's pretty powerful, but he's not pure of heart

There isn't a single "why not do this instead" where they do not address it in the book.

>why doesn’t he just hide it in a random cave
What is the plot of The Hobbit?

Why don't they go to Westeros then?

Why are hobbits so adept at finding the ring?

no, he's just not interested. he tries it on in the books and comments about it iirc

as long as the ring exists sauron exists because sauron is retarded and gave all of his energy to that shitty ring

it would only be a temporary solution to hide it, they had to risk it to get rid of him and his nigger orcs once and for all

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the worst part is that he does it for free, unlike fagpatt

actually the reason frodo resists the ring is because he's weak and unambitious; the stronger you are the fast the ring will corrupt you, which is the reason why Gandalf refuses to even touch it

actually based lotr retard

They actually discuss this exactly at the Council of Elrond and Gandalf dismisses it.

>Sauron must possess the ring to defeat Arsgorns army right
No.

They fell down Durin's Chasm and climbed the Endless Stairs to the peak of one of the mountains of Moria as they fought. Gandalf even mentions fighting from the "lowest dungeon to the highest peak" in the movies

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because the ringwraiths can sense where it it you idjit

Read the books you retard.

>Climb Endless Stair
>Reach the top

Pick one Wizard Boy

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The ring is magical user. It calls nearest people. Someone would eventually find it. It took 3000 years to get to bilbo's hands. It must be destroyed.

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The nazgul are drawn to the ring

>Wallah

>wallah
He's just inbred, it's not his fault his family tree is a straight double line.

>dude just drop it in a lake lmao
it's intelligent and will find it's way back, faggot
did you miss the entire gollum backstory or how it slipped off isildur's finger on its own to get him killed?

> what is symbolism