>watching movie at home with gf
>tell her ahead of time to stay focused on the screen and not use her phone or be distracted
>the last time i tried showing her a movie 3 years ago she decided to start painting her nails 15 mins in and i shut the movie off and told her we're not watching movies at home anymore
>30 minutes in she's nudging me for kisses and trying to hold my hand
>I shush her, and point to the screen
>keeps nudging me with her head for affection, pissing me off because her eyes aren't on the screen and she's missing key parts of the movie
>repeats this throughout the movie in long intervals
>after the movie ends i tell her we're not doing movie dates anymore because she doesn't take movie watching seriously
>she starts to cry
>mfw
Watching movie at home with gf
Anthony Kelly
Jack Baker
>with gf
Liar
Leo Perry
Invente roman invente
Jack Thomas
Imagine living in the current year and not understanding that women use movies for social bonding.
Ethan Howard
>Girl wants to jump on OP's dick.
>OP rebuffs her and makes her cry.
What a faggot.
Robert Clark
>watching movie on rabb.it with girl I met on r9k
>tell her we should watch the man who laughs
>making jokes and having a good time the first 15 minutes
>she is typing less and less as the movie progresses
>stop doing jokes because I thought she was annoyed
>text her to her phone if something happened
>"oh sorry user, I tabbed out 30 minutes ago lol"
Jaxson Price
>carnal pleasures trump spiritual elevation from watching cinema
No sir, I think it is you who are of the homosex persuation.
Hudson White
>girl I met on r9k
I have bad news for you user...
Logan Brooks
I'm so sorry
Angel Russell
What a Chad more like
Elijah Morgan
girls are temporary, art is forever
Austin Sullivan
She is trying to be affectionate, and you rebuff her advances to watch tv? You have the gay, user.
Liam White
OH NONONO
Ian Brown
> not fucking your girl hard so she falls asleep afterwards and you can enjoy the movie on your own.
Ryan Adams
she wasn't a trap, we edated for a little under a year
Gabriel Jackson
I have seen that movie.
He has a sardonic smile, even if he is unhappy.
Let her pick the movie next time, so she is more comfy.
Lucas Stewart
>gf
Sure thing faggot.
Justin Evans
Sex is for making children, you degenerate faggot.
Ethan Roberts
female solipsism
Gavin Robinson
She picked the first movie, some 2 and a half hours long japanese drama, it was so fucking boring that 2 hours in she admitted she wasn't interested anymore in it, so I had invested 2 hours of my life into a movie she didn't really care about.
She then picked Your Name and got angry when I said I didn't like it, also I caught on the gender bending shit as soon as the movie first hints at it and I hate cliche gender bending shit so I kept making fun of it.
Christopher Reed
Solipsism is one of many attention seeking behaviors females employ.
It is a cardinal sin in the Church of Satan, btw.
Zachary Reed
What the fuck are you doing letting that bitch out of the kitchen
Leo Wilson
based aussie legion meetup
chanology as cringe as it was
brought about many good unintentional
memes