Captain Marvel SMILE List of Felony Crimes

This is a list of felony crimes committed by captain marvel in the "no smile" deleted scene. punishments and definitions are from my home state:

>Aggravated Assault - fractured bones from handshake
class 4 felony: 1 - 3.75 years imprisonment
>Robbery: stealing jacket and helmet with violence
class 4 felony: 1 -3.75 years imprisonment
>Theft of Means of Transportation (GTA): stealing motorcycle
class 3 felony: 2 - 8.75 years imprisonment
>Threats and Intimidation: threatening to amputate his hand
class 1 misdemeanor: 6 months jail

now, despite the fact that captain marvel is objectively a felony criminal, feminists, journalists, SJWs, and the writers will still defend her conduct. the man did nothing wrong, except for fumble his pick up attempt. but the demented morality of women means they think it is ok to severely injure someone for being "creepy". this scene, and the reaction to it, puts on full display the moral bankruptcy of feminists, journalists, and hollywood writers. their unexamined self righteousness, based entirely on their irrational fear and hatred of men, leads them to become actual super villians. If the people who support this scene were ever given political power, the result would be widespread injustice and tyrrany.

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Its hard to jail a superhero. Remember in the movie "Hancock". He only willingly submitted to prison in order to improve his PR image.

>being this obsessed over a fucking DELETED scene
Fucking moron

it is not possible to dispute my argument, so you must attack me personally. you are completely uninterested in truth. you are only concerned with your political, and economic interests. in other words, you are a either a disney shill, or a SJW shill. additionally, your attack is exactly the same type of emotion driven female dogshit that is on display in the scene. disgusting.

GoT had the same issue

Dany killed and slaughtered her way to the top, and all people said was YAS QUEEEEEN. Shows how easily manipulated people are.

*everyone stands up and starts applauding*
*everyone is instantly redpilled*
*disney stock plummets and they go bankrupt*
*kevin feige and brie larson simultaneously commit suicide*

>t. seething coal-burning roastie
why don't you go back to shoving dragon dildos up your worthless ass, you piece of shit cunt. I hope you get raped by a pack of feral horses

how much do you make per hour to do damage control on internet forums? minimum wage i assume. how much sex do you get from women when you tell them your minium wage job as a corporate shill? none i assume. you should get an education, get a job, and get a girlfriend. basically im telling you to:

have sex

You posted this in another thread where no one cared, this is a waste of a copy/paste job.

The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that. My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

>Earth laws aplying to another planet's citizen
>the ammount of fedora in the OP.

>go to France stab a person in the throat
>"go on and try to arrest me I'm from america, you're laws don't apply to me"
This is how retarded you sound.

For once I can truly say

seething

>tight handshake = stabbed in the throat
At least that guy will now get a little bit smarter.
>I'm from america, you're laws don't apply to me
>you're
100% american.

>My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin

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>Being THIS TRIGGERED by some superhero antics when superpowered people are infamous for causing billions in property damage whenever they have a scrap

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>now, despite the fact that captain marvel is objectively a felony criminal, feminists, journalists, SJWs, and the writers will still defend her conduct.
This is correct. The feminists have an ideology that claims because we live in a "patriarchy" any act of violence by a woman against a man is actually an act of self defense. As far as they're concerned, she was the victim and committed no crime.

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so why are you posting this here instead of social media where you can expose all this shit to all the normies and turn them against this womyn empowerment shit?

Because he has been called out for the whiny faggot he is there.

NO OP. YOU ARE WRONG. WOMEN HAVE THE RIGHT TO KILL A MAN THAT MAKES THEM FEEL UNCOMFTABLE. A MANS LIFE IS WORTH LESS THAN A WOMANS COMFORT. YOU FUCKING MISOGYNIST

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This movie belongs in the garbage. It's SO boring.

Lmao have ___

>If the people who support this scene were ever given political power

what a fantastical idea

Didn't she zap his hand with her sjw power and not actually crush it?

you can do this with every male super hero too. You just hate women.

the bones can clearly be heard breaking

People are still wasting their time on this piece of shit?

Did you actually take a movie this serious OP, why care this much over capekino?

While they deleted the scene for the reasons OP and many others have said, I do think it's concerning how they thought this was a good scene to write and shoot in the first place. It suggests they thought this scene actually had merit, that it actually had a reason to belong in the movie... Until they watched it and let critics voice their concerns. That speaks volumes about the people writing, shooting and directing these movies.

2bqh you guys prove more and more each day that you are no different than SJWs

You have no argument. It's a deleted scene. You're listing things wrong with it from a moral standpoint using crimes as grounds for reasons why this scene is bad. Except it's deleted. It was decided that this scene wasn't meant to be in the movie. Now for all we know it could be for every reason you cited. It could be for time constraints or tone clashes. Maybe they only shot it to appease Brie and then deleted it in post. Either way you have no argument because all you're doing is ultimately agreeing with the people who made the film: that this is a bad scene that ought not to be in the movie. Which again...it isn't.

So you can draw the Disney Shill card or play the SJW hate tact if you want, but when all is said and done the movie gives plenty of reasons to dislike it. Especially from an anti SJW standpoint. That you chose the base your post on a scene that Disney removed says you guys agree. So....cool. Have a great afternoon.

Holy ol' fuck

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you and people like you glorify violence against innocent people simply because they are men. you are the sexist here.

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>Damage control
>For a movie six months old, already topped and forgotten and about to be succeeded by a second entry into the franchise since it's release

Oh. Please sir. Don't attack this bland forgettable movie. It's ever so relevant. It's the flagship for all feminists and by shooting it down you're changing the world user! I must defend it. And thank God Disney pay me to sit and mince words with a scoundrel like you! What a world.

See The fact they made the scene at all is very, very bad.

What in the fuck

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>My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia
based and babypussypilled

Does someon have the original one?

> crying over a fucking deleted scene so much to make numerous threads on the board
> conveniently ignores times tony was a jerkass to people
> hate a fictional character so much that you have to bring up "criminal acts" to create some illusion that she's ultimately the bad guy when the dude fucked up
> even if she went overboard why the fuck do you care this intently about a fucking DELETED SCENE?

Whats the crime for flying your own man made flying weapon and killing shitskins from a different country?

Found the Virgin^

Reeks of newfags in here, op is based

If that's true why is there entire clinics devoted to vaginal rejuvenation?

Now pretend Thor was abusing a helpless woman in the same scene.

Suddenly, it's misogyny.

why would she care about some asshole alien from some random planet at this point in the movie?
she was a kree superwarrior, kree are all notorious assholes

did tony stark ever break an innocent civilian's bones and then steal their stuff? i havent seen marvel movies so idk.

>There are thousands of products and procedures marketing to women to help them hold on to youth as long as they can. Vaginal rejuvenation falls into that category with promises of tightening the vagina, stopping incontinence, eliminating vaginal dryness and more. “Childbirth and age can change a woman’s vagina,” said Jo Hill, MD, an urogynecologist with University of Utah Health. “And there are some women who want to try to reverse those changes.”

There isn’t a single vaginal rejuvenation procedure. There are creams and injections that are meant to improve the quality of orgasm. There are also surgeries or laser treatments that promise to tighten the muscles of the vagina or improve its look. “The term vaginal rejuvenation covers essentially anything that changes or alters the vaginal anatomy,” said Hill. “That includes both internal and external structures.”

healthcare.utah.edu/healthfeed/postings/2018/08/vaginal-rejuvenation.php

were his bones broken?
superheroes commandeer stuff all the time

I think all of that mostly has to do with trauma from child birth also "vaginal dryness" is code word for menopause

If you say so. I just remember an electric sound and the effect on her hand. Don't really care to watch it again.

Wow, libs will sure see the error of thier ways now. Good post op.

iron man was off the handle from the get go. as soon as he made his suit he flew clear across the world and did a bunch of random extra judicial killing trying to round up random stark tech and then he gets spotted by the us air force and blows up one of their jets trying to get away. the only reason he managed to wrigle his way out of the situation is that he's a crooked government contractor who participates in backroom deals

this
imagine how many 'military age' mudshits stark blew up

Not enough.

IIRC he was killing terrorists. and the airforce attacked him first.
being brown does no exempt someone from being killed if they are a terrorist

is this the scene you are refering to?
because you are intenionally misrepresenting what happened.
the airforced attacked him.
he tried to get away.
there was an accidental collision.
airforce pilot ejected.
ironman rescued the pilot
youtube.com/watch?v=sO5zEIclVw8

I think going for breaking his hand instead of just telling him to screw off or just flying his ass up like 10 stories speaks more of the actress and how the studio plans on continuing to write the character than anything else.

Seriously, how do you go from getting cat called to physically maiming someone? Like I doubt even the Hulk would flip that anger switch as easily.

Because they know women are stupid and will pay for it

Mate just stop. It's garbage for children, counting breaches of law in capeshit is pointless.
You want to point out stupid shit in regards to law enforcement? Then go as far back as Iron Man 2 where Downey delivered maybe the most stupid lines in capeshit genre ever - in front of Congress he said 'Thanks to me, the world enjoys the longest period of peace in history' - because nation states, especially the US, are generally very fond of of anyone threating their monopoly on power projection and violence, right?
The second the Metal Manlet in his bright golden red armor would took off, all of his assets would be frozen, his properties confiscated and he would be thrown in jail for rest of his life, especially in the post 9/11 world.
Whatsher face breaking some guy's arm is just another in long line of braindead ideas that capeshit spreads.

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and in this scene, he was fighting literal terrorists that were in the middle of executing civilians

youtube.com/watch?v=sO5zEIclVw8

whoops wrong link
youtube.com/watch?v=PjJofEuSA78

Yes, especially with our backing by multi-billion international corporations. I have Wojicsky on speed dial, I just tell her FUCK WOMEN AND FUCK NIGGERS, and she immediately fixes the algorithm to redpill millions.

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that's the spirit. if they aren't a woman or a child they're an 'enemy combatant'

>that's the spirit. if they aren't a woman or a child they're an 'enemy combatant'
watch this scene then and tell me what you see.

youtube.com/watch?v=PjJofEuSA78

do you see ironman killing civilians?
or do you see ironman killing armed terrorists who are in the middle of a genociding defenseless families?

you are just a nigger.

>Like I doubt even the Hulk would flip that anger switch as easily.
he told scarlet witch he could choke the life out her and never change a shade, so I guess at least when he's making threats it isn't out of anger

Have
Sex
Incel.

Damage control... dude you should have left it as is. It's based. But then you had to be edgy.

that's one group of killings of many. what about when he throws a dude through a wall just a few mins earlier?