Jon's Hamm

I'm really envious of guys that look so old/mature in their twenties. I'm the same age and look like a baby.

Is this not normal?

Reminds me of viggo mortensen. Also 90's suits didn't fit for shit.

>one life
>not born a genetic specimen with a 9" horse cock
why even live

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Even "Horse Cock" Hamm was depressed to the point of needing antidepressants, user. The long dick spared him no pain

>why even live
Having a big dick is pretty amazing. Just my personal experience there. What's it like having a tiny penor?

>dick whitman
>man with a dick

Is this supposed to mean something. Just looks like a dude wearing pants. Fuck off with this shit thread

I've never had sex before but the thing is I don't even mind it for myself, I can still jerk off and it feels good. All my insecurities about it come from feeling shitty when I'm online. It's like even if I know I can somehow get a girl it won't be enough and there's so much paranoia around it.

When you're out on the street, how many guys' dicks do you see? It must be rare, I get looks and I only have a 6'

as someone with a 6" pencil dick, I can see the disappointment in women's eyes every time

It's something you just learn to get over. It's easy to get hung up on, but does nothing but sabotage you in the end.

you say that but the opposite is worse
on more than one occasion people (including girls) have thought I was 30. At the time I was 22. FUCK my small raccoon eyes

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As insecure as you are, it's probably 1/100th to how violently insecure a woman is. All they really care about is if you have enough money to buy them dates and things

Men with dicks 6" and up shouldn't get to complain.

You're right generally
It could be legit pencil status tho

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girth is more important than length

My dick is 3" across

you don't have to tell me. I'm 5 inches and have stick girth. My entire body is one giant practical joke played on me.

What's a good girth?

I hear you. Life seems to be one big practical joke sometimes.

>girth is more important than length
Nonsense, but keep believing that if it makes you feel better.

>Men with dicks 6" and up shouldn't get to complain.
Really thats kind of short. 7" is kind of the cutoff point for normal.

It's literally what every woman has told me, but I'm fine with being wrong. Just sharing my experiences.

Is he /ourguy/?

7??????

It's really funny anytime I feel bad about myself and look for sympathy I'll share about my dick size insecurities and all the women keep replying to me how girth is so much better and important and all that matters so I shouldn't be upset about my length. Then I tell them I also have no girth at all and they can't figure out what to say.

>It's literally what every woman has told me
Oh lawd, child....

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>awkward
maybe in a game show about three chads trying to fuck a hot chick, he is the awkward one.

Tall, handsome, big dick. How do the rest of us compete?

How many women do you talk to about your dick size and how often

>mfw pencildick
well it's not like i was planning to have sex anyway

Her pleasure literally is derived from your dick making maximum contact repeatedly.

Girth is absolutely important. There's a hard minimum.

>7"
Lol, yeah ok keep telling yourself that, dicklet. Any woman will openly laugh in your face if you pull out anything smaller than 9"

>awww it's okay just get good with your fingers and mouth!
what shit advice. I don't know if they even realize that's telling the guy right to his face that you can never get me off with what you have so you have to do these or else you don't have a chance.

>shitty asian mix
>7x7
Life could be worse especially considering the Asian but shit I wish I was thicker.

Hardly, Jon Hamm's voice is like jam on toast. Did the chick pick him or not?

Why are you humble bragging? 7x7 is fucking massive. Seriously get the fuck out of here.

are your penis's really that small that you cant tell that's not a natural side part? look at the positioning you incels jesus christ learn your dicks

Look up "dick inches" and you will understand what this retard is saying

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>Lol, yeah ok keep telling yourself that, dicklet. Any woman will openly laugh in your face if you pull out anything smaller than 9"

i agree completely!

thank god my dick is 86"

>avg penor in white countries is 5.8 inches

everyone here talking about how their is dick so big yup i guess the average person on Yea Forums is an 8 inch donglord let down by the tiny tranny dicks at 2 inches

Not humblebragging. I read that length wise it’s barely above average.

Yet most women aren't virgins

I've never measured my actual girth but my dick across is less than 1.5 inches, and it can fit inside a toilet paper roll with a lot of room to spare. I don't know genetics this bad even survived long enough to pass down to me.

Fuck outta here

>tfw hung but cant fap longer than 15 seconds with an onahole

The basic rule is that if your can touch your penis to your bellybutton while flat on your back, yours is big enough to pleasure a woman with.

Am I crazy or does that not seem that big? Thats what my bulge looks like and Im only 6.5”. Ive never had a girl say Im small at that size, and a couple have even thought it was big.

If you've read far enough to know about dick sizes you'd know that the average is 5-5.5 inches so stop fucking lying and go to another thread. Literally perfect length and amazing girth. Fuck you.

Are most men?

he's gaslighting. also it's retarded to feel bad about your dick because you literally can't do anything about it.

True story. It was broken down by countries iirc

Fap before fucking a girl, or fuck her twice.

Speaking from experience, this is a surmountable problem

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>7inch girth
Someones not measuring right...

I'm a straight dude, but it seems to me the guys are all better looking than the woman? Do any faggots or women have a different opinion?

I can't. It barely even goes above my waistband.

I have peyronies it hurts really fuckin bad I think I damaged it pretty bad

Is 7x5 above dicklet cutoff?

So John Hamm’s dick starts on his thight? Wtf is this stupid thread

that is absolutely retarded considering everyone has different proportions

Yes, especially now and days. And that's not even counting how many lost their virginity to escorts

6'5" is big, almost tremendous. You may also be measuring your dick wrong, most people do. I used to think I had 6inches cock, I am actually a much more average 5.25

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I’m not as well studied as you clearly but I remember seeing 5.5 and it wasn’t America. Maybe it was Laos or something you were looking at. Maybe I’m wrong tho. You should relax tho, user. I’m sure you’re taller than me.

>also it's retarded to feel bad about your dick because you literally can't do anything about it.
Is it retarded to feel bad about having a shitty personality?

My dick is 5x5, am I fucked?

well above

Just because there's over a billion Indian men that haven't had sex doesn't mean "most" men are virgins. Kids are having orgies all the time

The tiny Asian countries actually have averages like 3.5-4.5, you are the one misremembering

But it's easy to see why that would seem impossible with porn

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No I'm every single let that you can think of. Chinlet, jawlet, manlet, dicklet, everything. There isn't one good thing about the entirety of my body.

How do you fuck it up? I used a tailor measuring tape and wrapped it around the middle of my dick

I wouldn't say he's awkward, just a little goofy. Crazy handsome despite the haircut.

My penis is 8". I am very used to women saying the following when they see it for the first time.
Oh god
Oh my god
Uh, okay thats big
Wow
Oh my
Jesus Christ
I'm not sure that will fit
Mmmmmmmm

So what are the typical reactions for your women?

no, but don't be surprised if a woman is disappointed. Get good at oral and using your fingers.

After 25:
1/8 men are virgins
1/16 women are virgins
Don't even get me started on sexual partner count

I’m about 6.5 and as thick as two fingers am I alright?

Just create a tinder and use the line "I eat pussy like it's your momma's lasagna"

Not gay but I sucked off this thai guy (no homo) and he had a super tiny dick, it was like 2-3 inches. It was like sucking on a ring pop.

Im 6" pencil dick and they usually say its big but I know they are just trying to be nice/gas me up. I don't argue. It is what it is...

nope she picked frosted tips

>almost tremendous
Dude stop. 6.5 is barely above average. If you're gonna throw the word tremendous, it better before saying 8 inches

you are basically average on the good side, so you're fine

That’s very possible I got my countries wrong. But I do recall seeing a few countries and thinking I’m barely above their avg.

>only two fingers
user, I....

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How do I stop feeling bad?

Why is it so much more complicated for guys? The size of the vagina is completely irrelevant but the size of the dick is so important.

you just eventually hit a point where you realize its not worth the effort to feel anything about it
it is what it is
you can't control it
just let go

Do you want me to breathe for you too?

It sucked, man. I'm 28 and I've finally grown into my face. I used to get shit for looking old, girls also called me creepy and shit like that, despite having zero interactions with anybody and keeping to myself, being friendly whenever someone did speak to me. It isn't great.

because sperm is plentiful and cheap and eggs are scarce and in demand
basic economics

Just bee urself :)

Only you can control these things. I get pissed off at work because my job is to take people's money and sometimes those fuckers make it hard, or make me think they'll give me their money and then they change their mind. I go fucking ballistic then.

Nah, you're full of shit. Unless you post proof with actual measurement

But I’m good at angling it, does that count for anything?

Anytime a girl shows the slightest bit of interest in me I know it'll never work out because of my small dick. It's true depression. There's no way to ever stop feeling bad.

The appearance of it matters, hence why people always make fun of women with roastie labia.

It's like top 10% of length, equivalent to being like 6'2"

Stop trying to make the next Eliot Rogers

my dick is always at least as visiable as op's pic, am a little more than 8 inches and no girl has ever talked about it

When is that? I'm 28 and still feel bad.

Oh, now you can't help?

that's not true. forgot some of them. For the most part, they never say anything

>think thread is about jon hamm having a small bulge
>all the replies are saying that it's big

this is quite the ego boost for me
who else is part of the 8.5"+ club?

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Exactly, these faggots don't know what it's like.

user if you want pics that bad just ask for my kik.
Kek you’re not bullshitting. There’s several of those dudes in here. Some serious issues going on.

>Not gay but I sucked off this thai guy (no homo)

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One time I took a girl home from the bar and when she took my pants of she sighed and literally said 'alright lets do this'

I'm 5" and average girth.

I haven't been the same since. Destroyed my self esteem in the span of 10 seconds.

Angling? kek what?

Reminder that your length or girth doesn't matter if no girl is willing to sleep with you anyway.

>It's like top 10% of length
lol, no it's not

Its not age dependent, everyone is different. eventually you just get to the point where you submit to reality and give in, and stop caring. It is what it is. Nothing can change it.

You should have beat her

>7.5 inches
>average

This is probably more dangerous than the troll image that tries to trick you into making chlorine gas in your laundry room

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I don't use Social media. Post it in one of those gay /soc/ threads and link it here. I'm curious to know what 7girth is like.

>how do I not feel bad
How am I supposed to seriously answer that question. There's no answer to that. Work out and get an endorphin rush

Who else has a vertical dick the moment they get hard? It just heads directly up towards my belly button.

Fucking at an angle, hit her A spot than switch and hit the g spot. I’m not giant but I am willing to fuck her till she cums

If you cite a study to back up that take, it will probably be a porn hub survey or something

Check out the real studies dumb nigger, and no I'm not going to link them, they're the only studies you'll find

What the fuck is an "A spot"

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Unless you have an actual, literal micropenis, just man up and stop feeling sorry for yourself. 99% of women are not size queens. Life isn't a porno. Women are more concerned with you being handsome, having money and the ability to protect them over having a massive cock. The 3 former qualities are much easier to flaunt to friends with anyway.

Do you have trouble moving it too?

>Things will get better bro
How do you know?
>T-they just will man, trust me!

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No I can angle it down with my hand but as soon as I let go it goes straight back up

this is abusive-spouse-level gaslighting

>thread turns into a dick size debate 15 posts in again

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why does every woman care about dick size then?

Well then how do you expect to me not feel bad or control my emotions in that case?

I'm not saying thing will be better, quite the opposite. What I'm saying is eventually you will learn that resistance is futile and you will 'accept' yourself for who you are, even if you hate it. You will give in. It's not easy and it hurts, but it's less hurtful than constantly wishing you were someone else.

>studies
lmao
Yeah, cause those are credible and not fabricated...

Back of the pussy, supposedly it feels really good. I thought it was the cervix but my ex would get hurt anytime I hit it so I guess not. Does an A spot exist or was my ex lying femanons?

Gotcha. Mine is the same but I can't move it at all when it's hard. Can't even go horizontal.

Yet the first thing most women attack men on is there dick size

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What the fuck user. Is there a cure?

>What I'm saying is eventually you will learn that resistance is futile and you will 'accept' yourself for who you are, even if you hate it
You don't know that

>It just heads directly up towards my belly button.
Thats normal. Some guys dicks point downwards because they bend them down while jerking off and it gradually took that shape.

I can’t look at webms my computer is busted

>tfw find out I will never please a woman because of my length
>tfw find out I will never please a woman because of my girth
>tfw find out because I was circumcised as a child it will make sex even worse for me, on top of already being small
just end it all

How do you measure your dick length guys? >From the tip to the base of your ballsack
or
>from the tip to where it meets your upper crotch

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I don't, but its an option you have. It's one that releases you of your burden. One that provides some semblance of peace. It's your decision, ultimately.

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I have no idea. I don't even know if anyone else with this problem that's why I jumped at your post so quickly when you mentioned it.

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Stale bait lad thats why you got no replies

what’s the point of having a dick if you can’t even keep it hard and it goes soft while your pumping away so she just looks at you and suggests if you want to just jack off while I play with my vibrator

top of your dick at the base of your plot to the tip. Balls don't count.

if I had a big dick I'd be the same loser neet but with one less thing to nag on my mind

>tfw my canal expands

What is your skin color, hair color, eye color, height etc?

do more cardio
that fixed my dick issues for me

>It's your decision, ultimately.
That would be true only if a person can fully control their emotions or feelings.

>Stale bait lad thats why you got no replies
No bait, its all true bro. I'm a manlet but I inherited a big penis. I lucked out.

tip to pubic bone

>it's an incel virgin gets destroyed because his penis isn't even 8 inches episode

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w-why do you want all that?

fucking KEK

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I just want to know if 6' gingers with blue eyes like me are born with perpetually vertical dicks or if its not strictly genetic

I felt this user.

I see what you are saying and you aren't wrong, but sometimes taking a leap of faith, making the decision to simply 'let go' provides us more in the end than one would think. Holding on is something derived from our ego, letting go is the answer.

We are only what we are, we can only be what we can be, and in the end it does not matter, we only are here for the duration of our time, so come to peace with your body and accept it for what it is, because logically, it's the only choice you have. It's the only choice that allows you to let go.

What's a "vertical dick"

I don't know about better looking but that chick is about a 7.
American women are very entitled.

tip to asshole

>tfw gigachad

Oh no I'm a manlet jew with shit colored eyes and hair.

Post it

IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS!

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I mean, its not like you cannot find other ways to please your woman?

well there goes that theory

>fap before fucking a girl
>can't get boner

You act as if I didn't try
You act as if I WANT to be miserable
No one wants to feel like shit user.
It's been 28 years and I don't see it changing.

DICKLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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why did you have to post this
why

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this

What a retarded and gay thing to say

this.
PE is better than ED

I feel your pain brother.. I do... I wish I could reach out to you in person.

I promise you it will be okay. I promise you.

Exactly. A big dick doesn't magically make you a chad.

Women love clitoral stimulation.

Some of them don't even reach orgasm by penetration.

>someone has a pencil dick

>Just use your finger and tongue bro!!
kys nigger

>tfw 6 inches

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no such thing as a pencil dick
just a strawman chode dicklets make up to feel better about being short

*sight*

Have sex.

was it the right choice to get rid of my hot wheels collection?

Who cares

What is it? Some stupid shit that claims you need to be porn sized in order to please women?

Can't believe people fell for this bait.
At 7 inches girth no woman would be taking you with any pleasure.
For reference that is larger than a fucking coke can.

>tfw browsing through porn videos and see one where the guy has a dick that looks way more average and close to mine than what I'm use to seeing in porn
>feel pretty cool that this guy didn't let it stop him and the girl seems to be interested still
>think to myself that maybe my size isn't so bad after all
>every single comment is talking about how tiny the guy is

People who lack in the dick department should.

It's not real, the g spot is a myth, at that size you're just going to be hitting her cervix which can be incredibly painful for her, although maybe she a freak binch who likes that

Who gives a shit, I rather have a big dick then be a Chad

>no such thing
Whatever you say skinny penis.

Yes

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>g spot a myth
Now I see why everyone tells you retards to have sex.

Crazy how we hope for just one or two inches for dick or height. Just one or two!! The world is getting more fucked by the day

no they shouldnt, its subservient and submissive behavior, you're better off just getting your rocks off and if you're masculine enough she will get off on you getting off

I'm gonna need another 10 inches for height

You have never had sex have you?

I tell myself that I just want love and passion with a girl and don't want to sleep around because sex without love is pointless but the real reason I say that and lie to myself with that reasoning is because I think the only way possible for a girl to look past my small dick is if she felt something deeper for me. I'm too insecure to ever do one night stands but if I was big I would do it in a second.

You should feel alright to now anyone who comments on porn is more full of shit than the Asians posting BBC and meme charts.

Is it normal that I've never cum during sex?

Same
It only makes it worse because I actually do get hit on by attractive women when I go out. Drunk women have almost zero standards

how much further can they stretch us? divide us? rank us?

What will it mean to 'make it' in 50 years time? How close will the differences truly be?

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No. I know you won't believe me but its by choice. If I were a dicklet there's no way I'd reduce my tongue to a human axe wound cleaning machine.

Quit the porn and the masturbation for a while then try it again.

It took me a while for me to actually cum. Now it takes zero effort.

all in your head

Where do you measure from to get the right measure? Ballsack? I measure from my pubis or whatever the fuck thats called

No matter how big or small my penis is, I'll never get to use it anyways so it doesn't matter.

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There's so many times I wanted to say that to a girl for being chubby, small tits, or no ass but I'm a manlet so I take what I can get

i cant imagine having so few problems you obsessively worry about your dick. theres literally nothing you can even do about it.

>theres literally nothing you can even do about it
that's the worst part

That's what he's saying too: it's all in his head but he can't get rid of it!

You could try to become a better lover?

I mean, other dudes with small dicks can why couldn-t you?

I worry about everything, the thread just happens to be about dicks. I can talk about my no chin and jaw, my lack of height, me being poor, me having no way possible to move up in life, me being unintelligent, etc. take your pick.

>genetic lottery
>your parents
>your childhood/teenager experiences

and people still take life seriously

Only 3 inches length but 8 width so it evens out

>tfw 8.2 x 6.3

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On the off chance you do, would you rather me a small or big?

Would else do I have to worry about?

your butt driller

Because it's pointless if you have a small dick. You will always be seen as a joke.

for you

Ru me?
Should I round it to 8? It always seems awkward to add that extra fraction of an inch

>9 inches is "ideal"

>You would be bigger than 99% of male pornstars

>this proves that women are incredibly shallow or is bullshit because there are no sources listed

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I've never understood why girls are always so insecure when every possible version of their body has so many admirers and people who even prefer that specific look over anything else, where if you're a guy and don't have a good face, height, and big dick you are done for.

jesus christ user, have sex

And yet somehow your dicklet dad managed to get laid. The only people "coping" are the ones like you who use excuses like this not to go outside and interact with women.

Depends. If a bitch is asking say 8. In a dick measuring contest thread try to be specific.

>it's literally what every woman has told me
That's a sign that it's pure bullshit. I fucked a girl that said she'd never fuck a guy that isn't circumcised. An ex told different people that I was either the best she's ever had, or the worst, depending on the person she was talking to. I fucked a woman that told me she'd never have sex with me because we were too good of friends and she didn't want to ruin it.

Girls will tell the opposite sex anything. Absolutely anything. They will lie directly to your face and you'd never know. The only thing that matters is that you aren't a micro penis. 4 inches is fine if you know how to fuck. Hell, any guy here knows that not all of your erections are created equal. I've had a 3 inch erection, I've had a 6 inch erection. If I'm jacking it alone, it's usually about 4 or 4.5 inches hard. When I'm cold, i've had a sub-1 inch penis. Shit varies.

My dad has a 7 inch dick
Even then, he has no self-awareness and is a fucking idiot.

To be clear, it is very difficult for a woman to create characteristics on a man wrt a promise of good sex.
The size of the cock matters to women through
-the small size, which clearly no woman loves
-the thick cock, which women loves
A woman also knows that men loving to perform, men love be complimented on their performances as well as to hear that they have bigger cocks than her previous lovers
-the long cocks, which women loves to think that they could handle and seems exotic, but are good for oral and anal

The clues coming with a man about financial wealth and tastes are more deterministic about the quality and quantity of entertainment and pleasures not directly related to sex, than the size of the cock, because the size is clearly and advantage, but there is no evidence, through the size, about the ability of the man to make the woman cum without effort.

So yeah. women have easier access to sex, but most men are not much endowed and even the few who have thick cocks do not perform well, in short or mid term, because they think a fat cock is enough. Thank god for women
-that most women get orgasms from their clitoris
-that most men, irrespective of their physique or social background, love to eat pussy [but men are so stupid that they being by eating pussy, instead of finishing by it]

so what do women rely on to be as sure as possible that the beta will make them cum? they rely on
-what the man brags about [but men easily distort the truth on their abilities to please women, in bed or not]
-what other women fucked by the guy say about the guy. this is why women talk about sex between them. they want to know if the provider that they have is indeed acceptable.

No that’s very abnormal. Do you get hard morning wood on a regular basis? Do you get random/spontaneous erections throughout the day? Do you get fully erect from looking at porn without touching your dick? Can you ejaculate in less than a minute or two when you masturbate? If you answered no to any of these questions than it’s a physical problem.

Probably because my dad didn't live in an era where everyone obsessed over dick size and had to deal with gooks trying to kill us all.

How do you know how big your dad's dick is?

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how do you know how long your dad is, faggot? Maybe that's your problem, go find a guy to fuck, we're usually less picky anyway.

>My dad has a 7 inch dick

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>My dad has a 7 inch dick

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>3-6 inch erections
Nigga stfu

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He was a drunk alcoholic who abused my mom

Ye i get morning wood, I have to masturbate twice before bed to fall asleep though. Im only 21 so maybe I should quit porn for a week and see if it makes a difference.

your day will come when you're older and everyone looks like a sack of skin and you're a youthful angel

that... that doesn't answer the question

How many partners have you had? And how many have you "loved" or at least really wanted to please? I can barely get hard with a girl I just met, regardless of how hot they are. Makes me pretty much worthless at one night stands. However if it's someone I am comfortable around, then cumming is no sweat, damn near able to cum on command in order for us to climax together. But it HAS to be with someone I am very comfortable with.

tfw 7 x 7

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ah so I just have to find a gf with a relaxed vagina

have sex dicklet

7 girth is fucking massive, I wouldn't want to have that

Are you circumcised? The scar tissue from circumcision limits what your dick can do. It prevents it from reaching fully erect status.

No I'm not
There isn't a difference between erections sizes you fucker. Maybe a few cm, but def not 3 fucking inches. You are talking about semi chubs

Are you actually retarded?
They're bait.

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Are you serious?? Just found another thing that I hate about my body then.

5.5x5 here, no complaints

I'd rather have money

Keep an open mind, brother. Until last Friday, I hadn't had sex in 8 years. I had thought my sexual years were over. It was depressing for years, but I had learned to be comfortable alone and was damn near at the point where I was OK never getting laid again. Then I met a woman and 2 months later the streak was ended. It wasn't planned, I wasn't trying to get laid, but it happened.

Don't give in to despair. Or, do give into it, and let it run it's course.

That girth is fantastic and your length is great. You can stretch them out and go as hard possible without needing to worry about bottoming out.

and get more anal

Then maybe I have a weird dick but I have absolutely had erections that vary by inches.

I think you're right and thats probably it. Have had sex with 5 different girls but only 1 I've ever really cared about.

If you have the real tight circumcision, where all the foreskin +frenulum is removed, then yes, the scarred tissue will fuck up your erections big time. The stiffer, thicker scar tissue doesn't stretch nearly as much or at all. It also causes a dick to bend a certain direction.

Don't ever cut your dicks, boys.

Bullshit. I have a 6.5 inch dick and I can hurt my gf if I go to deep in certain positions

Yeah. I mean, it’s different sizes depending on whether it’s erect or flaccid, but when it’s erect, it’s only an inch difference at maximum, and that’s just because it’s not “fully erect”, if you get me, just like 90 percent.

cope

Well thats exactly what I have. Is that why I can't move my dick at all when it's hard and it's also painful?

i can't tell what i'm looking for or at? can someone please outline his cock?

That’s normal. It’s not supposed to move sideways. t. Uncircumcised.
Although I notice I can move it a slight to the left. I think it’s because that’s the pant leg put it down.

My peener is 5.5 but 2 inches are still buried underneath the fat

I hope that's the issue, man. I don't have any advice on how to reach that comfort-level with someone you want to sleep with, but I do know that for me it's like night and day in bed.

You can probably move it up and down though can't you? If I'm standing it's pointing straight up and can't be moved, if I'm laying down it's laying against my body and can't be moved.

>tfw white girls are okay with my azn cock

hes got his pants full of sausages cause he's self conscious

Nah. Think of it like an inflated balloon. You can bend it a little up and down, but it’ll spring back into shape.
The entire point of the dick, biologically speaking, is to fit far enough into the woman for your semen to impregnate her. It wouldn’t do that too well it was too bendy. iirc I believe you can actually snap your dick

Are you talking about having an erection naked, and you can't move it and it's painful, or when your bird is stuffed down your pants? Those tight circumcisions do cause painful erections (which is the whole fucking point of circumcision, to make sex painful for boys).

Don't give yourself that much credit with that underhanded compliment-- looking like a baby would imply you at least looked cute and had baby-like features. In reality you most likely look nondescript, with no discernible features or any roughness to your face. You must probably look all doughy and mushy; smoke a cigarette you ugly fucking faggot.

exactly. he never wears underwear so he's full of shit if he says otherwise

Your fault for falling for their bullshit, especially if you know for a fact that that isn't the bottom line on why a woman gets with/stays with a man.

Found the butthurt baldy.

I just don't get how guys can lay back and move their dick straight up in the air so a girl can ride them. Mine doesn't go close to that.
Yeah erection naked. I seriously hate that this happened to me.

That's because they want to hurt the man, and the easiest way to do that is insult their dick. It's like back in middle school. You want to really hurt a guy? Call him gay. You may know for a fact he's not, or not even have a problem with gay people, but calling a guy gay directly attacks him as a man. Best way for a guy to emotionally hurt another guy back then.

>i have an above average sized dick -average Yea Forums poster

Remember that time Jon Hamm dragged some undergraduate by the balls with a hammer, broke some of his bone and tortured him during an entire evening during some fraternity hazing?

>I would also never fuck a "roastie", that's disgusting, I'm more cultured than that, and I would prefer to only have sex with women worthy of my enormous cock AND my heart!

- Average Yea Forums Poster

Real question is lads, do you shave your balls?

Accept your fate

That may actually be not so much a circumcision problem, since the issue kind of sounds like it may be at the base of your cock.

Shave my balls and my ass. above the cock is trimmed very short. The real REAL question is do you shave your upper inside thighs? I have pretty hairy legs, but at least it's blonde and light. But I never know if I should shave that shit. It's all twisted and wirey hair, and I don't like the look of it, but shaving it turns the whole shaving situation into an hour or so long endeavor.

So you sucked him off?

just how fucked up am I?

When I’m down there I do, though I’m not to hairy so it’s just a few quick swipes. How do you shave your butthole? A mirror?

What do you guys shave with? I take my scissors to my crotch whenever it starts looking like a jungle, but that’s the extent of it.

>99% of women are not size queens.

Not 99%. But with the advent of porno and sexualization at a younger age, by the time girls hit 18, they're already shoving sticks of deodorant 3 inches wide up their asshole. Or atleast my GF did. I'd say the majority of girls have stuck something up their ass or pussy that is bigger than the average dick, even on a regular basis.

>replying to your own shitty bait

when your women doesnt like you, your dick is tiny. when she loves you, it's huge. literally just stop listening to women ever.

Eh, I don't think your fucked at all. Maybe look online for methods of "limbering up" your dick, or just be ok with not having a chick ride you due to the pain. My personal issue is not being able to get as hard or cum unless I'm behind the girl, whether that be spooning, doggy, or them laying prone on the bed. I don't know why, but I either have to start in those positions to get hard, or flip them over to not lose my erection. Sucks when a girl wants to kiss or look me in the eyes while fucking, but that's life.

I’ll hit it with a trimmer than just use a razor when it’s short enough. I’ve never been good at shaving my sack, I’m thinking about getting waxed, it’s not to hairy but I’d like the peace of mind

>measured my penis and its exactly 5"
fuck.............

I haven't heard of that before. That's really specific too.

I go just by feel with a razor. I'll have to get into some goofy poses to get the whole crack, and I'm sure I miss patches, but I try to shave it once every two weeks so anything I miss won't be that long of hair.

Top side pubes is with an electric razor, the sideburns trimmer (never use that on the soft skin balls though). I don't like that area to be completely shaved. The balls is with a plain old razor.

Did you measure it yourself little fag?

Im asian and I've dated two white girls (one is half hispanic but basically white) and one asian girl and surprisingly it was the asian girl who was a size queen. Which compounded even more because she was the worst in bed with little to no movement.

daddy

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Hey same here bro. Wanna fuck?

>tfw 6 inches and thick

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is it so you can pretend theyre a boy?

We made it to the bump limit boys let’s tell secrets you never told anyone. I once clogged a toilet at a friends house to the point it leaked through the ceiling and let someone else take the blame

Yeah if a girl is shy or really lovey-dovey, then it's a problem because she doesn't like how impersonal it is, but if it's a dirtier or more free girl, they love it because I toss them around a little bit. It's probably because I lost my virginity fucking from behind and it's had lasting psychological effects.

>think im tiny all my life
>measure
>actually huge

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You're going to hell user

he looks cut

What's worse:

A girl that is like a plank of wood and doesn't move

or

A girl that makes no noise at all? No moaning, no heavy breathing. I personally can't stand the silence. Heavy breathing fires me up good.

I’m the opposite, I don’t like doggy to much but I enjoy face to face with long eye contact. Not s lot of women like eye contact during sex it seems

I’m already there

Why don't they like that? Did they tell you or just say they didn't want it?

I gave a girl herpes then denied having it.

>white women are more desirable than asian women
Stop the presses

same

feels boring not watching her face or kissing

The eye contact is a weird one. I don't know if I like it or not, and I haven't tried it enough with women to see if they like it either. I DO like being face to face with foreheads touching, but my eyes are usually closed or I'm looking down at her tits.

They just got uncomfortable with the intimacy i think. That or I’m uglier than I look, I like smoochin during sex or squeezing her in a hug as I fuck her, which was our compromise

You will never be a mom, trannyfaggot. Dialate.

>nuzzling
This nigga gets it

Though she did like it when I pinned her arms down fucked her raw as I sucked on her titties, taking a big ol breathful of titty while going wild on her was hard on my back but it was worth it

>squeezing her in a hug as I fuck her
Based and literallymepilled

test

>pinning her arms down

Gonna have to steal this idea.

Do it while biting the nape of her neck