Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
#553 I Can See For Miles Edition
Previous Thread:
/ALITA/
sneed?
I like that Alita is still going strong and has a small chance of being the best film of the year
new bread and time for comfy.
Bless this thread with Holy GETs, /comfy/ vibes, good discussion, fresh OC, free /healings/, and free /repairs/.
>I always think she's holding a hockey stick in this
Lol now I can't unsee it
is there a fanbase this dedicated for any other movie this year?
checked for truth.
Cutest Psycho!
don't get me too excited
For comfy, James?
>floplita is an absolute abomination of an adaptation
>performs appallingly at the box office
>trust me guys, there will be a sequel!
Well, I'm convinced
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
I don't think so. You really enjoyed Alita and so you should because it was kino
Of course, friend. That's the power of love.
Lucifer, cursed by name
Grant the ability to stay strong
Grant the ability to do what is best for us
Grant the ability to remain /comfy/
May /ALITA/ forever be untouched and may those who impose fall by their own hand for we are all sinners.
666. Alone with their thoughts at night they cannot escape. Cursed eternally they will remain.
Oh boy new thread
I'm sure everything will go well as usual
>#533
When will the jannies clean it up?
How embarrassing
This is my thread now
LOVE HER!!!!!!
...
I'm so happy my girl still has threads going nearly 3 months later. Bless the healing powers of /ourgirl
>Praying to the devil cause of some shitposts
Alitards truly are the toppest cringe
somebody better at editing than me needs to add that in now. Should she have an Iron City or URM jersey?
It's actually #553
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fuck sneed
No. for me.
CHECK'D AND BASED
Aww are there no more threads for you to post in?
Ave Lucifer
kek
We need you and your blessings more than ever.
This is a cursed image
Cursed with a slow and painful death to the loved ones of the anti /comfy/
Alita is our Morning Star. Our guide, our Truth. Ave, Alita. She will set us free.
You have done this to yourselves.
It is fair, for you disturbed the peace of the innocent. And now he will come for you.
Gets me every time.
Have sneed
Spic doesn't know anyone who lurks /x/ has an Ouija board and can simply curse the cast of his shit movie.
I can't believe you guys made it past #550. Its quite amusing you still think these generals will reach #999. They won't. Mods aren't going to put up with this blatant shitposting much longer. You'll see.
Do not disturb the innocent out of spite; that is a reflection of yourself. I am only the messenger.
Im scared
another Sneed thread? based
it will if you disregard obvious false flagging, sneeds, jerome and low effort shit posting. Starve them of (yous). They crave it, like redditors crave upvotes.
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Love you, based Asuka-fag
No I curse them to have their loved ones watch Alita and really really enjoy it and have this be the catalyst that alienates the anti/comfy/ from the people around them forever
thanks user
but the threads were so /comfy/
now they're filled with uncomfy satanic shit and sneed
Cringe. You fags aren't innocent. The amount of drama and namefagging is disgusting. This general is only allowed because some mod likes it. Plenty of other attempts at generals get deleted yet this one has been allowed to waste space in the catalog. At this point you all belong in /trash/
FAGGOTS
>comfycurse
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Our Fallen Angel is calling for the eradication of sneed and all that oppose Alita and the essence of comfy.
>If you love Alita and you have love in your heart for James Cameron you are protected by this seal.
>if you want blessings, say something positive about Alitaor post a pretty Alita picture.
Thats my spell. You can get blessings and protection and god's love if you post nice things about Alita
Yeah it would have been better to curse the sneed people into thinking of alita all day long and have vivid dreams of Alita
Yikes
Haven't seen that Romo pic before, thanks.
posting a cute Alita for blessings and the general comfiness of /alita/.
CASH ME OUSSIDE HOW BOUT DAH?
>mad that your general got deleted
I’m truly sorry user, that must’ve felt awful
love this video, freaks me the fuck out.
The trolling quieted down all of a sudden. Is it safe to post again?
You have been cursed MULTIPLE times by the other /x/ user. Over two threads now
I gave you an out........ repent and ask for forgivess for your sneed posting and post a pretty alita or have bad luck....
This is your out dude... become an /alita/ blessed member or suffer the curse.
Sneed
Comfy levels rising
I think so. Just to be safe you should post cute Alitas
>No healing
>No comfy
>No kissu
>No boop
>No fun posters
>No OC
Sorry but these aren't true /alita/ generals anymore.
does bita battle bango have an after credits scene?
they’re just resetting their routers.
except a flood soon.
No but there's a bonus twitter doggo
Bless /ALITA/ and eternal damnation for those who disturb the peace. Ave Lucifer
>a blessing for every single cuteAlita.
>a blessing for every single cute Alita
>a blessing for every single cute Alita
> Quoniam tu Domine singulariter in spe constituisti me.
Alita's Poof and Floof
the only sure fire way to combat trolling is to fight back with cute Alitas.
Not true, /alita/purist you just got booped
I curse those who disturb the peace to eternal damnation and a slow painful death caused by their own projection
They should add this to the blu ray.
I wish it was the after credits scene
You make 9.6 of these depressing threads per day when it should be 7-8 max
formerly chucks
what a heckin robotic pup
So don't reply to Cali or CO anons? Sounds good by me. Those faggots have been shitting up these threads for far too long. I can't believe they didn't think we would notice the drop in trolling during their meetup. I wouldn't be surprised if all the meetup anons were organizing on discord now to troll these generals. That would explain the massive trolling attack we are suffering right now. Everyone of those meetup faggots is back at their shitposting station tonight.
Spam no more. I will only be here for as long as I am needed. May you all enjoy comfort and positivity. To those who impose, the void.
Is this JConn /fa/ approved?
Your waifu a shit ECG reigns supreme
would you guys be ok with alita using a male body?
You can't do shit fag. Enjoy Satan's cock up your ass.
>still trying the same lame attempt at causing drama
Not feelin' it.
Definitely
another day, another sneed raid fended off
I don't know what you're talking about
The pant lines blend with the belt and makes it look like shes wearing weird climbing gear
Chuck
we only become more efficient at it too.
Yeah but at what cost... someone had to open the gates and brint satan in here...
Emilia as Eelai when
She could use the work now
Sneed
I like the bottom half by itself and the top half isn't bad but all together it looks weird
this video was kino too.
Sneed
I will only be here when I am needed.
I am not as devoted to the fandom as the rest of you, just a casual browser; but good people deserve to enjoy moments of peace. You are all good people. This is a good community. Stay safe and stay humble. Ave Lucifer.
Chuck
sneed.
NIGGERS
>multiple new OCs today
>sneed raid thwarted
>infighting-kun ignored
>posting fast and furious
>comfyhours soon
Good shit lads
toma
Thanks for the bumps
It's always sad when we slide off of page 1
Fuck them and alitards too
I won’t miss you. I won’t miss you at all.
No one is buying your bullshit. We know you are the trolls shitting up the threads. You've been doing it all night tonight.
Then you aren't paying attention. Go back through Staurday's archived threads. All the facts were laid out. Basically when the meetup started happening all the trolling stopped because the Califags and the Colorado niggers are actually the biggest Jerome posters. Its really fucked up they mess our threads up.
Wait so you arent one of our regulars?
How many times have you cursed the trolls in the past?
Have you read these threads long?
nobody is buying it bruh
Tee hee
>false flag posting to shift blame away
Just stop.
Becareful. There are powerful curses placed here. Ive tried to place healing incantations but the thread has to remain comfy
Anyone that came to troll mert up or not would be hit by the curses. By keeping it comfy im hoping healing energies will bless us
30 days lurking. I read about you all being happy, often. I don’t understand why this movie. But It’s good to know there’s good people. Good for you.
I do this in different boards where there are good people. I damn the unhappy. I speed up their death process.
Cringe
>concern trolling
>false flagging
>instigating infighting amongst your host nation
that’s a big oy vey from me goy
Trolling stopped because the threads were so dead that it wouldn't have been worth the effort
How many litres of cum do you guzzle down every day.
>infighting-kun desperately replying to any and all (You)s, sensing the jig may be up
oh I'm enjoying this
anyone have the runtime of Alita memorized? need this for a research paper, will cite and credit you appropriately
207
Yah I know. Its really fucked up what the alita insiders did. Apparently its been going on for a long while. Even Peaches and several other namefags came out as Jerome posters.
That makes no sense. It was the perfect time for trolls to shit up the threads, especially to fuck with the meetup. Its no coincidence the trolling stopped during the meetup. It was the meetup anons all along doing the trolling.
Incredible. Who architects such a feast?
I'm not actually a lurker or Meetup person. I just like to watch the world burn
It's right around two hours give or take a couple minutes
I told you I’m on your side now, please don’t lie to me.
Choosing to believe (or not) is your prerogative. It has been placed. You have free will, and the consequences of that will reflect. Ave Lucifer.
I respect you. I deal in white magic and blessings. I prefer the light side but i respect the dark as well.
Yes we are happy but sometimes the alita members tend to troll just for a laugh.
Some of our generals troll as a joke. Im not saying thats the case with the sbeed posting but you never know.
Im not saying our regulars fuck these threads with shitposting but i dont want our good members geeting cursed by accident
sneed
Jesus just stop this is embarrassing
no one is buying your shit
little advice, find another strategy
I'm getting bored
allow me to post this one for you
I believe that you will go to hell and get butthole blasted for all of eternity.
You better pray before going to bed user.... you will becomea believer by the time this is over
i have purposefully "triggered" every ridiculous curse, hex, bad luck whatever all my life and have lived a pretty good life. Even if I got butt cancer and hit by a bus people would still say my life added up pretty well
>I just like to watch the world burn
Ooh don't cut yourself on that edge, you're going to need it later once your facial hair starts to grow in
get it through your head trolls
shitposting will never kill these generals
never ever
we are not /reylo/
we feed off your impotent rage and desperate attempts to end us
you've tried so many times and failed as many times
pathetic
>gets exposed and btfo
>thinks false flag posting will help
Just stop.
The cyborg jacker himself.
The Lord protects me from for your childish tantrums. Who protects you user?
>Even if I got butt cancer and hit by a bus people would still say my life added up pretty well
More like your karma finally balanced out
Bottom text
nah
Take a guess
The Emperor.
doesn’t karma happen in the next life?
so it would be karma from a past life coming back to alignment
>Alita general
you guys really are a bunch of niggers.
>Coming through!
Cringe
That is acceptable. Continue on brother captain
I did not see Alita yet, but I did watch the anime movie on youtube today.
It was pretty depressing, also why did alitas boyfriend not care when he woke up attached to a robot body with no dick?
You would think there would be some negative reaction to that but he was just focused on getting to the fancy city that we never saw in the movie
Come see us again soon user
finally reset the router eh?
God protects me too. Im on the white side. I work for the lord.
But most importantly im blessed by alita
Hope you brought your pass bud
There's a deleted scene where Hugo yells at Ido about his missing dick for five minutes but for some reason they cut that out of the movie
How exactly does alita bless you?
>160 posts
>only 23 posters
oOF!
You can get bad luck and sickness in this life according to what things you do and what energies move around you.
Bad luck. Money problems, relationship problems, health problems, etc
seriously or are you memeing?
also does alita even have a pucci? how was that gonna work? i guess she could give bjs
Pray tonight and reconsider your choices of projecting your hatred for those experiencing joy. Nobody is perfect. Jealousy positions only you. Change awaits. Fix yourself or be dammed.
WERE THE FECES CREW
AND WERE COMING THROUGH
TO COVER THIS THREAD IN OUR PEE AND POO
EVERYWHERE WE GO PEOPLE WILL SEE
OUR SHITPOSTING TALENTS ALL OVER Yea Forums
TRY NOT TO CRY TRY NOT TO RUN
OR RISK HAVING YOUR THREAD FUCKED UP A TON
With a kissu
Rest.
now THIS is cuteness incoming. Have the wallpaper.
>I'm here for my blessing
Lol no I'm just joking but Hugo basically has nothing to live for after finding out that Vector lied to him so that's why he's like fuck it I'll just climb to Zalem
sneed
The love surrounding Alita blesses everyone.
The community and the love james cameron and robert rodriguez and rosa has for alita combined with the big fan base combined with the people around the world creating drawings and getting people to watch the movie adds up in positive energy.
That energy showers all of us.
Alita the movie is a work of love. These threads are a work of love.
The community posts out of love. That love becomes blessing energies
Dr user says you are a schizo or have created a tulpa with you concentrated autism
Cringe
STOP FUCKING POSTING THAT STUPID WORD YOU ANNOYING CUNT
Yes you all are a very loving bunch with your meetup drama and what not. Have sneed.
boop
>the community
reddit: the post
These numbers prove otherwise.
No pucci.
You seem lost kid. Try reddit. Its down the hall to the left.
I meant in the live action movie
or does he do the same thing there too?
>You'll have to wait till #999
Reroll
She can give a mean footjob though
I am pretty sure she received a puss in the nanotech makeover. If her self image remembered her ass an titties surely it remembered her puss.
Bless the good and slowly burn the negative from within for the rest of their lives as they deserve, for they damned themselves with their own decision. They will lose all of that which they love.
It's basically the same except in the anime and manga he goes to confront Vector first
we did it reddit! we saved teh interwebs!!
>ywn feel Alita's cyberfoot crushing your balls ever so gently
why even live?
When i said community i meant world wide
This is not the only place that gets alita.
Instagram has a big alita community. Reddit, deviantart, (reddit does NOT have a good community ironically)
This thread is just one of the many. The chinese fans have their own community.
The latino fanbase has their own facebook groups.
Yes the meet up drama is bad and ruined the blessings but the rest of the world wide community blesses
this is the only acceptable reply.
>instagram
>reddit
>deviantart
>facebook
You have to go back.
You have nothing to fear anymore. You can rest now. Enjoy yourselves. Bless you and Alita.
RETARD
this is not helping your case the way you think it is.
Stupid movie.
Stupid threads.
Stupid posters.
So stupid.
Each community has their members.
I just mentioned a few.
your attacks aren't having the effect you think they are.
>an alitan to out-strange suffering user
I'm too angry about receiving damaged artbook to troll
Different fans use different websites
Latinos prefer facebook.
Girl fans post on twitter
Art fans post their work on deviantart
Instagram gets the teens.
Memes are on Yea Forums
Nothing big about it. Not a big deal
>continuing to whine about a book with an unseeable blemish
I hope you get a nice book and lose it shortly after in a house fire.
A THIRD BAD ONE?
yes they are
you’re fighting amongst each other
you grow ever closer to subversion
Get out of here you casual. Yea Forums isn't for tourists like you. Just go away.
it's always safe to post
trolls have no power here, it's only background noise
I like it. SA is gonna have to step up her game.
>i l-love it, t-this is just how I wanted this thread to go
Smuggling these cute Alitas out of the thread. Hope no one catches me.
yeah! Yea Forums is for SERIOUS BUSINESS RETARDATION ONLY!!
Im merely explaining the fan base. I never said im from there.
You have been cursed jerome. I would be worried if i was you. Expect something bad soon.
This . You fucking tourists cucks continue to shit up this website. Go back to plebbit for a hugbox
hold it right there! You need proper clearance!
I'm trigged. If I was full replacement, my cyborg body better have fully functional vagina and womb.
Fuck you too
Not yet arrived.
>haven't been to /alita/ since last week
>go through the archives to see what I missed
>past few days of threads are nothing but bickering
>tonight is nothing but trolling
I don't even know why I bother coming here anymore.
You will have bad luck or hurt your arm or something. Or lose money or something.
This is not the thread to fuck around. Not this thread.
>w-we're surely getting to them this time, t-they will give up now
yes it inspires me
Bite me you pathetic cuck
Take the leap then?
Will i lose my dubs?
Comfy night
Comfy
Reminder that Rosa is a mutt, and by extend, Alita as well.
sure is
bit of roaring thunder outside, but it only makes it better
Thot
>being this angry already
You're not very good at this are you
who cares about getting you to give up yet? they’re having fun ruining your thread over and over for days on end.
all the while making you more and more angry, the less devoted among you will give up sooner or later without saying anything until one day you realize that it’s just you and the troll and like two other anons who are real people and not just samefags.
BRAAAAAAAP!
If she's a mutt then maybe she needs me to take her to the pound
All of you should have dex.
oh suffering user you.
not too bad here either. Not gonna respond to obvious bullshit. I got work tomorrow and I don't have time for it. Comfy prevails.
Imagine the smell
Samsung Dex is actually litty tho. Good advice
>Samsung
bruh, look at this dood.
Mutts are people too. They deserve happiness. Not sure what your point is.
Cummmfeee XDD le I'm a Reddit faggot! Le healing bread XDD
I have more points in int
oh it might die down one day, it's already been going on far longer than I anticipated, all of this is just bonus
but it won't be because of the trolling, although you can make yourself believe that if you have so little to live for and that makes you feel better
imagine not wanting to be comfy
disgusting desu
Ok, comfy Simpsons thread.
You okay there chief?
wtf I typed desu not desu
he thinks he can singlehandedly make us turn on ourgirl.
Comfy life
The movie is just a longer pg13 version of the OVA. Less depressing and a lot better imo.
what is going on? have I been hacked?
test
desu
Tbh
kys redditor
It just does that for some reason, there's a few other ones that do a similar thing
Looks like the hacker known as Yea Forums got you.
lol
Tranny janny tried to ban me. How rude. Fuck you janny.
Like a VCR and a doctors office?
Yeah you’ve won a Yea Forums award, contact the mods for your prize
you’re welcome.
that should be some good ammo for the crusade
hello friends! have a good day!
I think she's getting oranger.
All of those coming here to desecrate these threads will be cursed with a brain tumor
accept the healing or suffer a long painful death
>made it home finally
>already miss the meet-up guys
Alita sequel soon please
Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.
You irl
only the comfy and faithful will survive the coming cleansing flame.
For what
imagine having that saved in your computer
Fallen Angel meetup is going to be great.
Hello sister
We're still around
You irl
MOOOOOODSSSSSS
I'm not quite there yet
you got anything better?
how adorable
I don’t understand how he cums so much.
Trolls are really pulling out all the stops tonight
bet this guy doesn't even last as long as lolispammer post lemonparty faggot
Wtf happened here? Electricity?
>they think we haven't seen all that shit before
I preferred sneed posting.
At least those were funny to see. The characters i mean.
Sneed posting was cute compared to this shit
Can the troll go back to sneedposting ?
makes me wish we just had to deal with flop-user's numbers autism. Honestly curious as to what compels people to mindlessly shitpost here. We don't really get that riled up. Some people engage but nothing yet has ever been divisive enough to defeat us. Amazing that they think they can break us.
It's all just cheap spam to scroll past before it get iced. I'll take that over infighting bait any day.
Have sneee
just people with nothing to live for
nothing bothers me personally, I've seen it all
It is funny because i remember some /abag/ complaining and crying over alita art posting.
Making a Huge deal over people bumping the thread with art posts
Then anons freaked out over the jerome meet up conspiracy.
But those two are nothing compared with this garbage
based jannies
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exactly. Just because I don't actively look for gore doesn't mean I haven't seen that shit before.
true enough. It's still amazing they find it worthwhile to push us forward, cause virtually no strife (for long, anyway) and get a well earned banning. I guess they enjoy using their time to get back to clogging up threads?
You actually prefer gore and shit eating posting over "infighting" are you a pshycho?
Please stick with sneed PLEASE. Sneed pictures are funny and cheeky.
nobody ever seriously entertained the idea of jerome's meetup bullshit.
I'm still sneeding (formerly banned)
oh you behave yourself.
they’re not trying to be funny, what are you not getting about this?
Yeah we have seen those pics before but never next to alitas face.
I rather wish not to have the memory of seeing Alitas face next to goatsy....
Gimmie a bj and I'll consider
It's funny that they think it would have any effect on us
Virtual bj?
That was much more successful at shitting up the thread than this shock junk (which has already been swept away). Lolispammer figured that out pretty quick and fucked off.
do you have the clown alita user?
Goatsy is just like getting rickrolled
How much do you like animals?
THAT FATTY
Their purpose is to disrupt and ruin the thread right?
But at least sneedposting pictures are silly. And goofy.
Gore next to alita drawings is not nice.
but user, it does have an a effect. getting us to #999 faster.
Sure, but you have to talk in UwU speak
Nobody rolled a fatty but we did have a bong
Finally got around to watching this and wasn't disappointed. If only Cameron focused on this instead of The Blue Men Group Anthology
Not really if the gore gets deleted. At least the sneed bumbs stayed on the last thread
you’re talking about it for an hour after it happened, instead of talking about anything on topic. they want to waste your time the same as they’re wasting their own time, which they’re succeeding at.
and I’m sure it does scare away some people, just because you don’t care (and you do a little bit) doesn’t mean it isn’t working on random anons who only post once in a while and don’t actually care if the thread lives or dies.
I don't deserve that. I'm retarded and said 'an a effect'. But now it's making me laugh so idgaf.
He made avatar to perfect the cgi for alita. He tried to make this in 2009 or something and the cgi wasnt there
New bread please. We need new healing
yes but they’re not trying to be silly and goofy and entertain you. theyre trying to entertain themselves and they get off on knowing that they’re fucking up your fun, even if for only a little while each day.
they don’t care about being nice, they don’t even care about making sense, they probably barely even care about Alita at all.
be careful for what you wish for. RR taking over got this movie done faster and cheaper than JC would've been. Robert taking it over is arguably why it managed to succeed. Hopefully JC takes a more active role in the future though now that it's proven there's a die hard fanbase.
Glad you enjoyed it! Agreed about Avatar. Just can't get excited for it at all.
somebody get baking.
I know what you mean
I guess at least sneed posting doesnt break work safe rules.
This board is blue after all.
Baker baker we need bread
Not shocked tbqh, even for the camrip i watched(yes i know im lazy af) i could tell with full quality itd be top notch.
RR did great which surprised me since I genuinely hate his movies (excluding Sin City). I wouldnt be disappointed though if JC took years to make an anthology for this if he directed it. Avatar is a shitshow waiting to happen once it comes out.
new bread
lol thanks