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/vers/ CAPTAIN MARVEL GENERAL
Christopher Peterson
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Isaiah Fisher
Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.
Isaiah Richardson
Here's your general, bro!
Benjamin Mitchell
>blu-ray about to be released
>shills come out again
really makes you think
Matthew Morris
Sneed
Landon Barnes
In fact, you're wrong
Blake Russell
BASED
Jaxon Nelson
Adam Hill
Shit
Bentley Martinez
Brayden Bell
Brandon Jackson
Best movie of 2019
Dylan Harris
Jacob Miller
That scene is so powerful, seriously is amazing
Liam Young
I was really attracted to her when I saw Captain Marvel
Carson Sanders
Jayden Morris
>CAPTAIN MARVEL GENERAL
this could be something better... just saying
Cameron Gray
The birth of a REAL Goddess
Nathaniel Rogers
cringe
Mason White
Nolan Ward
holy shit she is so beautiful
Juan Thomas
Colton Gray
cringe but redpilled
Jackson Edwards
perfect eyes perfect lips perfect face perfect hair perfection, pure perfection
Daniel Allen
Hunter Perez
] fuck I guess I'll watch it then. damn it
Tyler Gomez
>your 8 yo daughter almost dies in a gocart accident
do you:
A) yell at her for being female
B) check and see if she's ok
Austin Morris
>Captain Marvel general
Can we just have a Brie general, I don't like this fucking garbage.
Oliver Fisher
Jaxon White
Brayden Flores
Brie is Carol, is the same person
Brody Morgan
Ryder Reed
1st image; gordon hewitt with long hair
2nd image: horrible deranged big eyes (surgery)
huge fivehead, fat face,
3rd image captain constipated
Nicholas Martinez
seriously that was the only weak part
Dylan Lopez
??
Alexander Brown
Oliver Phillips
This is a list of felony crimes committed by captain marvel in the "no smile" deleted scene. punishments and definitions are from my home state:
>Aggravated Assault - fractured bones from handshake
class 4 felony: 1 - 3.75 years imprisonment
>Robbery: stealing jacket and helmet with violence
class 4 felony: 1 -3.75 years imprisonment
>Theft of Means of Transportation (GTA): stealing motorcycle
class 3 felony: 2 - 8.75 years imprisonment
>Threats and Intimidation: threatening to amputate his hand
class 1 misdemeanor: 6 months jail
now, despite the fact that captain marvel is objectively a felony criminal, feminists, journalists, SJWs, and the writers will still defend her conduct. the man did nothing wrong, except for fumble his pick up attempt. but the demented morality of women means they think it is ok to severely injure someone for being "creepy". this scene, and the reaction to it, puts on full display the moral bankruptcy of feminists, journalists, and hollywood writers. their unexamined self righteousness, based entirely on their irrational fear and hatred of men, leads them to become actual super villians. If the people who support this scene were ever given political power, the result would be widespread injustice and tyrrany.
Caleb Nelson
Gavin Sanchez
Imagine being this obsessed over a fucking non-canon deleted scene.
Jack Anderson
shut up
she CUTE!!
Brody Lee
super heroes wreck cities
Owen Long
great posts here boys
Bentley Hill
What's with the cat
Matthew Hernandez
Cheese af
Matthew Russell
They do. And frankly, no one will care when Carol does it. Because it’s not petty bullshit. The scene doesn’t work precisely because it’s petty as hell.
Christian Ward
Based
Gavin Torres
Never let her ride a gocart ever again
Aiden Perry
>hot blonde with good taste in music
Based
Sebastian Morales
Muh girl power
Jordan Ward
>the scene is so powerful and a big deal
>user why so offended its just a stupid deleted scene
Jace Cooper
Stop trying to make me mad, because it's easy and it works
Jonathan Gomez
is this movie a joke?
this might be the least convincing "super hero" I've seen
Mason Gutierrez
>I'm ACTING
Luis Foster
is this a parody of the alite general?
Isaiah Howard
Disappointing this is a troll thread.
Watched this today with my wife after we agreed not to see it in theatres.
We were both pleasantly surprised although we went in with very low expectataions.
It was a solid 6/10. Not as good as the good MCU films but better than the awful ones.
Andrew Brown
David Torres
have sex
Blake Rodriguez
She's dreamy
William Morales
Bentley Cox
Based and psycho pilled.
Jordan Wood
This movie was so painfully average
Asher Jones
she wasn't a superhero when she did those things, though.
she was part of an asshole alien military stuck on a backwater planet
she's thrown all that away by the end of the movie, though and embraced her human side to become a hero
way to miss the entire point of movie and theprotagonist's childishly simple character arc that was explicitly spelled out for you multiple times during the movie and in the trailer even
just so you can bitch about how "woman is mean moooom REEEEE"
incels are genuinely retarded
Ryder Roberts
Imagine having dreams this plain
Nathaniel Williams
imagine writing all this unironically
Samuel Ortiz
Anthony Carter
>that last cut
Look at her struggle to bring the rest of her body up. Weak AF. This is why I cannot suspend my disbelief.
Lucas Gonzalez
Bentley Lopez
Oliver Garcia
Austin Kelly
OH NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hunter Barnes
Easton Ward
>"The last time i trusted someone i lost an eye"
I don't know if they didn't give a shit or is it a propaganda against cats
Owen Fisher
>t. gay
Andrew Reyes
Question /cotv/. I didn't know what the hell a "Kree" was until they talked about it on one of the earlier seasons of Agents of Shield. Eventually we saw them in the MCU but I can't remember which was the first movie they showed up in (GotG?).
Not all Kree are blue? Was this always a thing? I didn't know Korath The Punisher was Kree until CM. I thought he was just some humanoid aligned with the Kree. Are there non-blue Kree in the comics or was this a detail they just let slide?
I was watching the movie and wondering why CM thought she was kree when she wasn't blue.
Brayden Thomas
what the fuck
that's literal negative ass
Brandon Richardson
Yeah, "pink" Kree have been a thing. They're like the more plentiful lower class IIRC.
Xavier Barnes
Would smack. I don't give a fuck.
Ryder Richardson
Andrew Williams
Mr. CIA! You can't do that!
Jason Moore
B
Christian Sanchez
>alien woman
>Asian actress
every time
Adam Smith
Also what is the Tesseract possession timeline?
1) Mar-Vel (Captain Marvel)
2) Fury (Captain Marvel)
...
?) Fury (Avengers 1)
How did Mar-Vel get it from Red Skull?...got it from the bottom of the ocean? I can't remember any details from the earlier movies.
Adrian Lopez
>"pink" Kree have been a thing.
Well I'll be damned.
Adrian Kelly
How often do you think she masturbates? I would have to say quite often
Michael Murphy
>That fraxframe in the background
Damn, I remember pirating that plugin for photoshop 7. Such pro image editing skills.
Colton Hall
Red Skull didn’t take it with him in the first Cap movie. Iron Man’s dad found it in the wreckage
Wyatt Wilson
Hey /MCU/, I've never seen any of the canon except for Iron Man, should I watch some of the movies? Are they actually good or just for reddit neckbeards?
Asher Carter
The Captain America trilogy is good and low-key redpilled.
Iron I Thor I and Avengers I are all good
Iron 2, 3 and Thor 2, 3 are acceptable if you finished watching the good ones and want more.
Avengers 2, Guardians, Doctor Strange, Disney Spider-Man, and both Ant-Mans are unnecessary viewing.
DC Cinematic:
Man of Steel
Batman vs Superman (Extended)
Wonder Woman
Joker (Upcoming 10/19)
Hope this aids you
Daniel Hill
My favorite scene with Carol:
youtube.com
Jaxson Hernandez
BASED felonyposter working the Captain Fungustoes defenders into a seething shoot.
Christian Wilson
Stop giving fucking Disney your time and money and watch better movies. Hell, I'd even pirate better films if I were you.
Josiah Bailey
>no development
>no tension
>no struggle expect "men bad with little girls"
>no explanation
>unlikable protagonist
>Mar-Vell turned into a woman
>boring fight scenes without tension
>no funny jokes
The only fun part was and it's just Brendan Fraser in The Mummy. And oh and the little black girl as Monica Rambeau was cool.
What a fuckin missed opportunity to make Carol an interesting, relatable character with a solid background. She's not interesting, she's not charismatic, not inspiring. In a nutshell she's far from Cpt America or Iron Man.
They even chose an actress that wouldn't be hot in the costume. Which is a shame because Carol, despite all her flaws, is still a hot woman, with curves and muscles. Even as Cpt Marvel
Ethan Powell
The scene where Nirvana started playing was unironically kino
Charles Morris
*except
Anthony Perez
>What a fuckin missed opportunity to make Carol an interesting, relatable character with a solid background.
My hope is they can now feel free to have Rogue drain her fucking powers.
Angel Russell
No way that would happen. They won't weaken their "new face of the MCU"...
Cameron Morales
It was so canon that they decided people couldnt handle so much feminine power on a big screen, so they removed it
Lucas Sullivan
anyone think Brie larson looks like a black woman sometimes? the forehead maybe
Henry Baker
In that specific shot, yes.
Otherwise, no.
Easton Collins
Autism made flesh.
Aiden Young
>perfect eyes
They're brown, so it's an instant fail.
Jacob Hughes
Her eyes are fine imo, and I think she's cute, but idk why people are so obsessed with her. She as average as they come pretty much.
That's the star factor for you. Same reason roasties obsess with Adam Driver.
Zachary Johnson
Remember if you are a white male the lead actress specifically doesn't want you to watch her movie
Kevin Harris
That was in regards to a Wrinkle in Time, not this movie.
Evan Allen
Adrian Miller
She looks so fucking smelly. I bet she smells like the back of your couch. Like doritoes and an old pair of shoes. Ugh. Fucking nasty female potheads.
Camden Taylor
anybody else hate how boring the black side characters are in the marvel movies?
rambeu, war machine, falcon etc.
Maybe the actors lack a certain charisma but they're just so uninteresting and inauthentic. (unless you count monicas dad MIA)
Caleb Rivera
how does this make you feel?
Leo Davis
MoS is great, Captain Marvel is the best movie but MoS is, is a good movie
Evan Miller
Her smile is so pure and beautiful
Kayden Brooks
Fixed
Hudson Flores
You're blind, pal?
Nicholas Clark
BrieLarsonFan2004 filtered.
Isaac Flores
What is filtered?
Benjamin Cook
ABSOLUTE CHAOSH