Ls Brando /our guy/ material??

ls Brando /our guy/ material??

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/fit/ here, left isn't even big.

What about right?

yes he gave zero fucks and still managed to perform better than anyone. he's an inspiration.

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no.
he's nothing like you

what about right?

actually he is you fucking virgin

U N I T

This was long before Arnold, back then that was peak physical attractiveness.

>be the fucking godfather
>don't even bother to remember your lines

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>By all accounts, making the movie ‘The Island Of Dr Moreau’ was a disaster; according to actor David Thewlis, he arrived on set to be greeted by Brando, who told him “Go home David, this is not a good film to work on. It’s cursed.” Brando, playing the eponymous crazed scientist, went method with his madness: outlandish requests, including his costume – a mumu dress, white makeup with lipstick and an ice bucket for a hat – were all granted, and he angered cast and crew by staying in his air-conditioned trailer while everyone else sweltered in the tropical heat. According to set reports, Brando became obsessed with co-star Nelson de la Rosa, the world’s smallest man, and made replacement director John Frankenheimer take lines from other characters to give to him. Thewlis also recalls that Brando would receive his lines via earpiece, which was prone to picking up police frequencies; at one point, he’s alleged to have recited the line: “There’s been a robbery at Woolworths”.

ROBBERY AT WOOLWORTH'S

>/fit/ here
I'm sorry for your mental health

no. he really isn't. you're a chantard.

>/fit/ here
YOU FAG LMAO

looks better than you bloatboy

>/fit/ here
Manlet?

>He was an avid user of the Internet in his final years, often going into chat rooms to start arguments.

unironically one of us

>He was an avid user of the Internet in his final years, often going into chat rooms to start arguments.
Yes, he was.

YOU FUCKING NEWFAGGOT
BRANDO IS /OURGUY/ ETERNAL

FUCK OFF AND LURK MORE
BITCH NIGGER OP

SUCK NIGGER DICKS LIKE BASED MARLON
BUT WHEN YOU DO IT YOURE A FAGGOT STILL

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Please someone post the eggs one

wait, Marvin Gaye was actually gay? I thought it was just a meme

>Brando and Orson Wells are the two patron saints of Yea Forums

But 95% of Yea Forums is capeshit and GoT

>Thewlis also recalls that Brando would receive his lines via earpiece, which was prone to picking up police frequencies; at one point, he’s alleged to have recited the line: “There’s been a robbery at Woolworths”.

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How's your semen diet working?

4 u

he was one of the first shitposters and a bisexual degenerate. god bless him

>doesn't memorize his lines
>still delivers a top performance
pretty based, desu

>used his first oscar as a doorstop
>it gets stolen
>tells the academy to replace it
>uses it as a doorstop again

why are women obsessed with power lifting?

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what about right?

Yea Forums here, right isn't even big

Cringe

Because you can still be fat and participate

BASED

>/fit/ here

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good fucking lord this is based. i dont even care if it's real or not

Anyone have that excerpt where he specifically calls out the whiny interviewer's Jewishness?

>He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant.
Is this true?

Audibly keked

Who says she's powerlifting?

I can't speak for others but I'm timid and arrogant.

>Capote: Well, it has brought about the rise of what I call the Jewish Mafia in American letters. This is a clique of New York-oriented writers and critics who control much of the literary scene through the influence of the quarterlies and intellectual magazines. All these publications are Jewish-dominated and this particular coterie employs them to make or break writers by advancing or withholding attention. I don’t think there’s any conscious, sinister conspiracy on their part—just a determination to see that members of their particular clique rise to the top. Bernard Malamud and Saul Bellow and Philip Roth and Isaac Bashevis Singer and Norman Mailer are all fine writers, but they’re not the only writers in the country, as the Jewish literary Mafia would have us believe. I could give you a list of excellent writers, such as John Knowles and Vance Bourjaily and James Purdy and Donald Windham and Reynolds Price and James Leo Herlihy and Calder Willingham and John Hawkes and William Goyen; the odds are you haven’t heard of most of them, for the simple reason that the Jewish Mafia has systematically frozen them out of the literary scene. Now, mind you, I’m not against any particular group adhering to its own literary values and advancing its own favored authors; such cliques have always existed in American letters. I only object when any one particular group—and it could just as well be Southern, or Roman Catholic, or Marxist, or vegetarian—gets a strangle hold on American criticism and squeezes out anybody who doesn’t conform to its own standards. It’s fine to write about specifically Jewish problems, and it often makes valid and exciting literature—but the people who have other messages to convey, other styles and other backgrounds should also be given a chance. Today, because of the predominance of the Jewish Mafia, they’re not being given that opportunity. This is something everyone in the literary world knows but never writes about.

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Oh wow, the big tough 6'2" guy doesn't have the same hang ups as the fucking 5'5" guy, the lack of empathy is outstanding. Fat Chad fuck

No matter how big your muscles are won't change how awkward you are socially around women
T. Been there

Some people are timid because they can't stand the idea of their ideas or their social efforts being rejected or mocked.

yes
youtube.com/watch?v=lN17c2v2Vgk

her hashtag

so obviously sensible and true and yet nobody is allowed to say it.

I'm fine with stronkfat
Lack of purpose in life from not raising a family like they are meant to do so they end up crazy dogmom gymsluts due to denying their biological impulses and channel them into stupid shit

>Brando was very competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando being heard shouting at Newman "You're a phony!" and walking away.
>Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, which was what the character Newman played in "Cool Hand Luke" was depicted doing in his recent film. Newman ignored this challenge.
>Undeterred, Brando had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. He kept count loudly as he ate the eggs, while mocking and insulting Newman constantly, "21 Newman! 21 eggs! You can't eat 21 eggs Newman, because you're a phony! I'm better than you Newman!"
>Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "I beat you Newman! 51 eggs! You couldn't eat 51 eggs Newman, because you're a phony. I'm better than you Newman, and anyone you can even pretend to be, and I always will be! Don't you ever forget that!"
>True Hollywood Tales 1997

yw faggot

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not sure if old or just wasted

>He didn't turn into a /fraud/

Going from 400nmol/l test to 1200nmol/l turned me into a fucking gigachad around women. Having to go back to beta-mode at 400nmol/dl to ensure I could still have children was a tough ride.

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Is that test levels or something?
Kek that pic

>In what was possibly Marlon’s strangest eating exploit, it was reported that during the filming of “Missouri Breaks” (1976), he fished a frog out of a pond, took a bite out of it, and put it back in the drink… when you’re hungry, you’re hungry I guess

i think Yea Forums its more in line with the hive mind of being fat = our guy.

Look how they massacred my boy

its real
irishtimes.com/news/world/the-ireland-of-orson-welles-was-inhabited-by-mean-men-and-wanton-women-1.1476257

Squatting former fatties are kinda funny but you can spot them from a mile away

>Brando had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman
>started the competition without Newman

the absolute madman

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post body

Daddy issues

I just enjoy the idea that he had his entourage carry around several dozen hard boiled eggs at all times.

I want Brando vs. Kinski.

The documentary on this shit show is kino

>IMMA EAT ALL THESE EGGS NEWMAN!
>19 NEWMAN!
>19 EGGS, AND I'M STILL GOING NEWMAN!
>YOU'RE A HACK NEWMAN!

just got out of the 300 degree sauna brat getting my bake on

get back in your pit

>The Sweden I like to visit is a lot of fun. But Bergman's Sweden always reminds me of something Henry James said about Ibsen's Norway—that it was full of “the odor of spiritual paraffin.” How I sympathize with that! I share neither Bergman’s interests nor his obsessions.

>There’s an awful lot of Bergman that I'd rather be dead than sit through.

Welles was just jealous of people who could actually get films financed lol

i bet you look like a lobster.

What did he mean by this

No. To be arrogant you need to have high self esteem. And timid people generally have low self esteem. As common sense would dictate.

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How did he get that big back in the day?

This faggot was only allowed to be famous in the first place because he promoted the Jewish worldview. And then he bites the hand that fed him.

american nightmare: a small, TRT infused, man screaming at the mirror with his butt out. We can only talk about the US only in a nightmare sense. Everything else would be perverted dishonesty.

yes, we reddit bros here. go back dude or just lurk and stfu

me on the right

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if you're a big man you don't need to ''get big''. whatever that means

>mfw newbies repeat bullshit to make them see edgy
Everything about the movie was recorded. Nothing you said is true. I understand your gaiafag friends don't know but the rest of us do. Just stop.

He's requesting knowledge if people can shapeshift their bodies despite abundance of evidence that people were incited to do so for money and fame.

He didn’t fuck Quincy Jones. But, yes, he was a raging faggot.

So he was retarded

t. phony bitchboy

after a certain amount of pussy it loses its appeal so then you can turn to getting nice and fat

>left isn't even big.

It was like the 50s you roided faggot

No, actually. That would be Brando, who fucked many men in the anus, and was fucked in the anus by many men. He probably sucked his own shit off of men’s dicks and enjoyed it. Perhaps you need to reconsider your idea of what constitutes a “bitch boy.”

>Perhaps you need to reconsider your idea of what constitutes a “bitch boy.”
That'd be some whiny faggot who can't eat a couple of eggs and then gets called out for it by a big dick chad named MARLON BRANDO. I thought I was pretty clear about that you dumb nigger

I bet he could take bigger cocks than you too faggot lmao

>Brando was originally asked to be the voice of Nicholas Dunderbeck, but Brando thought it would be fun to voice the old lady Mrs. Sour instead.

>Mrs. Sour is only in three scenes, so it took only one day to record the voice of this character.[5] According to the director Bob Bendetson, Brando wore a blond wig, a dress, white gloves, and full makeup while recording the voice of Mrs. Sour. Bendetson believes this was part humorous, and part wanting to get into character. Bendetson said "About halfway through he took off the wig because he was getting too hot."[5] According to the film's executive producer Gabriel Grunfeld, Brando described the part as "the most fun I've had since playing Julius Caesar." Grunfeld said that even though Brando was frail, he was full of energy and invention.[4]

>The recording took place in Marlon Brando's home, on June 10, 2004. Brando was on oxygen six hours a day.[5] He died the next month, on July 1, 2004.

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admit it, you want Brando's cock

YOU'RE NOTHING NEWMAN

Of course he could eat more eggs than Newman. He used to literally suck his own shit off of dicks. How is this proof of superiority?

In some documentary on another subject, someone said he enjoyed not knowing his lines due to the spontaneity of it. He thought he acted better if he was fed the lines (even through some ear piece).

Because Brando called Newman out for it right in front of everyone, and then the mad man fucking went ahead and did it. He made Newman look like such a big bitch in his own house that he had to be physically removed.

And you think this made Newman look like a bitch, not Brando himself, correct?

not that guy but it clearly did dude

Well, you’re both retarded faggots. I don’t know what to tell you.

>Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation

That resonates too well with myself.

sounds like youre the out-of-touch autist here bud

Ok kid

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le trump post

>fed the lines
jesus brando it's a script not a submarine sandwich

>Marlon was a practical joker, but would always try to remain anonymous and act like he was above such things. One day while filming Superman (1978) Chris (Reeve) arrived on set absolutely furious, and when I asked him what was wrong, he pointed right at Brando and said "..it was HIM! HE did it! He's the one!". While Brando stood there looking at Chris nonplussed, I took him aside and asked him to explain what was going on, and he told me that somebody had been sneaking into his trailer, using his toilet, and leaving an enormous load of human waste for Chris to find later, which would then end up polluting his entire trailer. He said he thought it might have been one of the crew, so he had Dick (Liebegott) keep an eye on his trailer for him while he was on set. After filming that day, Chris returned to his trailer, and once again, his toilet was absolutely destroyed to the point of needing maintenance to come and unclog it, and when he talked to Dick, he told him the only person he saw entering the trailer was none other than Marlon Brando himself. When confronted by Chris, Marlon denied everything, was completely indignant, and threatened to leave the set unless I managed to not only control Chris, but make him apologize. This took some convincing, but I finally managed to get everyone calmed down, Chris apologized, and we got back to work. Though he vehemently denied it, I believe it was indeed Brando who was destroying Chris's toilet, as after the on set incident, it stopped.
>Richard Donner 2005 AFI interview

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If I ever win the lottery I'm going to buy the rights to this movie and make an 8K Criterion scan.

great story -- rip king

This is something a 4channer would do

What about a 4channeler?

how did you increase that?

based and shitpilled

>To be arrogant you need to have high self esteem
arrogance doesn't equal boasting.

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>"There's been a robbery at Woolworth's"

how fucking based can one man get?

roidfags deserve death

this. marlon brando got BLACKED

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Jews still seething about Brando

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AAAAWWWW DJEEESES , also checked

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Based.