/got/ -- what could have been edition

I've been watching some videos on historical fencing because I hate the fight choreography in the show, like this one:
youtube.com/watch?v=xruM1DylSZE

I have one question, though: why don't people ever stab? Seems like a pretty obvious strategy.

There are 74 Stannis/Sansa smut fics on Ao3

Updated it.

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"I read other scripts now and think, 'This is trash!' The stories are just not complex," she said. "And then sometimes you read a script which is definitely like 30 pages too long and you think, 'But there's still no twist!'"

Williams thinks it was the show's constant shocks that made it so special, explaining: "It's sometimes really difficult to find something that surprises you. I think that's what the show has always done so well."

"And you can't do that sort of writing unless you're good at writing because otherwise it just becomes sort of nonsensical and you're just being shocking for the sake of being shocking rather than writing something that's believable," she added.

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Queen Roslin!

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So this is our new showrunner for the prequel series. Will she better than D&D at least?

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who?

not surprised a FAS inbred goblin is easily impressed

It's sad seeing all the people involved in that behind the scenes feature and knowing all their hard work is wasted because of two faggots who don't care at all about the show. And whenever they mention them they are in awe of them or praising simply because they are the higher up bosses.

Is there a single non-retarded depiction of book Tyrion? They all look like bad cartoons

welp, she's never acting again.

The Night King's actor doesn't think Arya would be able to kill him

Maisie Williams thinks it should have been Jon to kill the Night King

Emilia didn't know Dany would go crazy

Bran's actor thought the finale was a joke script

All according to keikaku, she was never going to be in anything ever again anyway, but now it looks like it's for reasons other than her talent or appearance

k i n o

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In the table read Danys eyes flick right to Jon to gauge his reaction before clapping. Also Varys actor looked totally let down during that + his death.

>Stannis Baratheon/Sansa Stark/Sandor Clegane
Yo what the fuck

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Don't forget Kit

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>throws away his script in disgust

The only thing he achieved in 8 seasons was stabbing his aunt while she kissed him.

Truly a failed character.

>George wrote ASOIAF because he didn't like how LOTR never addressed Aragorn's tax policy
>there's not a single word about the King's taxes in all 5000 pages of the books so far
George..

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>cast a gormless actor
>get a gormless performance for a gormless arc
It's like pottery.

Meanwhile bookJon is about to shake the realm forever.

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>"And you can't do that sort of writing unless you're good at writing because otherwise it just becomes sort of nonsensical and you're just being shocking for the sake of being shocking rather than writing something that's believable," she added.
remember when she killed the night king

>Polyamory
>stansa is a serious matter
>He's kind of still married
I don't even know what the fuck goes on inside the minds of women

>those 10/10 ratings for episode 5
convert danyfags have sway, I tell ya

no i’ve wiped that shit from my memory. book canon is the only canon i recognize, you should do the same

BAD DAY BAD DAY BAD DAY!!!

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When are they finally going to fuck and get it over with?

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the chav is strong in this one

FACT: Ned Umber was the CUTEST boy to ever be in this show
FACT: You will never be able to hug him and kiss the top of his little head while those little puppy eyes stare up at you as he runs into your arms in fear after surviving last hearth
FACT: D&D are unforgivable for killing him off.

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I'm still angry with salsa because she didn’t let the hound fuck

that move at 1:15 was so clean.

Why is this faggot ass general still on ? Take it back to Yea Forums because of the books. Fuck you and your gay show. And fuck Jannies. Fuck Mods. And finally fuck boomers.

>115681363

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>fuck jannies and mods
>but mods and jannies pls ban all the things I don't like :(
have sex

What went wrong?

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behind the scenes feature aired literally yesterday you saltborn bastard.

was way too long but kind of comfy, especially vlad and the stunt guys

Do you think she’s supposed to say it sucks?

>those imbd ratings
honestly I fucking hate normies so much, how can you gobble up the trash heap that was the first 3 episodes but start having problems only at the last second?

Kys alitafag

Must’ve been some pussy

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How can Stannis possibly win the battle of Winterfell in the books? Obviously there won't be any twenty good men nonsense, but all Roose has to do is sit in the castle and wait for Stannis to freeze to death.

Those better be women writing them

>I don't even know what the fuck goes on inside the minds of women
Heh you ain't seen nothing yet, kid

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Literally every single fan theory about the ending was more interesting than what the show presented, literally every single one of them.

Stannis wanted to tax brothels in the first book

anyone have pics of the Northern army in the last couple episodes?

Mance

>Bran realizes he is a fictional character and wargs into the author to give everyone a happy ending

Oh god really?

>happy ending
except by their own admission, winter is here and they've got no food or smallfolk

BESSIE IS PRODUCING THE PREQUELS? THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE

thats just literally not true, a huge part of AFFC is Cersei's failure to have sound economic strategy throughout the kingdoms, thats why the (((iron bank))) are calling in their loans, as they havent been paying them

He just seems like a really cool dude

>Aegon is a pointless charac-

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The Freys and Manderlys are riding out to attack him; the popular theory is that the Frey troops will blindly charge the crofters village across the fished out frozen lake, break the ice, and drown, while the Manderly troops hold back. After the battle, Wyman could explain the Davos/Rickon situation to Stannis (assuming he doesn't already know), march back to Winterfell with Stannis's forces, and have the gates opened for them to walk right in.

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Yep, her name is Jane Goodman

stannis is a complete mary sue i'm sure it will happen

why dont nik and gwen fuck already

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Does Wyman and his troops know that they need to hold back? Have they been informed of the Night Lamp plot in any way?

Does someone have the maisie williams copy pasta where the guy finds her in the streets and says she's the prettiest girl in the world and she says she's gonna have a red wedding in the loo and she ends up raped to death by pakis?

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>-ter

>stannis is a complete mary sue

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its a really solid theory with tons of evidence
i personally think the most convincing thing is that Stannis says that they don't have any natural defenses "yet"

>Ice lake trick to destroy army heading at him
>Northern Lords revolt against a weakened Roose
Neither Stannis nor the Boltons are in an indefinitely stable situation

>hmm should i have to put effort into killing my enemies? nope ill just magic them all to death because a hot magic lady worships me for n o reason and can do anything

Because they're all Dany fans.

If they were planning on turning sides during the battle, they might hold back regardless of the lake to attack the Freys from the rear. Another possibility is the idiot Frey commander chargers, retreats when he realizes he's fighting on a fucking death trap, then the Manderly men cut them down as they try to flee.

>theon/ramsay
>not theon/jeyne
women are a plague

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Implying they havent

We know that Jon being named Aegon is a show-only thing, but what could have Lyanna realistically named him in the books?

Rhaegar wasn't there when Jon was born but could he have instructed Lyanna to name the child a certain way depending on the gender? I just don't see Lyanna naming him according to Targaryen tradition of her own volition.

>Euron has Cthulu
what

rhaegar

WTF?! Is that a real thing?

___Bran___

If you're talking about the leeches, that was a parlor trick. Joffery, Robb, and Balon were all killed by plots well outside of Melly's influence. She may have seen their deaths in the fires and trusted the visions though.

Stannis also paid dearly for Renly's death, years off his life and horrific nightmares/guilt for the rest of his days.

yeah nigga he is gonna summon krakens to BTFO the Redwyne fleet, its pretty based

How does a sword slice straight through a metal chestpiece? Does that grunt have Valyrian Steel?

more like euron IS cthulhu, he’s trying to become a god and is set up as a major antagonist for the rest of the series

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Might as well, not like the blades were used to any capacity in the "Long" Night, maybe they handed them out afterwards.

Alfie is so handsome.

George is involved and wrote the script, which he hasn't done for GoT past S4

youtube.com/watch?v=T8c9Dq8faEk
>I should've gone with Bittersteel
Dunk and Egg kino when?

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>well outside her influence
>literally curses them to die and then they die
yeah okay

Has /got/ adressed this?
reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/bqw2aq/spoilers_the_night_kings_last_dream_season_8/?sort=new
This dude was theorizing that ep 6 was all a dream of Bran's and somehow yesterdays Last Watch was supposed to be episode 7 of season 8.
I dont have the autistic fortitude to read and understand it all, Im hoping one of you can give me the cliff notes and explain how his theory is one sad gigantic coping mechanism.

Did you not read a fucking word I wrote?

And fuck George, I hope he dies and never completes the books.

how can you say it's outside her influence?

I didn’t, no

I made this. Cool, right?

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Because the plots to kill the other kings have been laid for a long time, well before Mel burns the leeches. Again, she probably saw their deaths in the flames and wanted to convince Stannis that she was powerful enough to kill them.

so people are plotting forever and just finally decide to do it right after she burns the leeches and you're saying it's outside her influence?

>Fan 3: I hope you win the war.
Me too, kid. Me too.

Biggest cope you could fucking imagine, still more interesting than the real ending

On the plus side, women are also writing plenty of Dany x Jon rape smut

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>oi m8 you got a loicense fo’ that script?

Its so fucking pathetic that normies and by extension reddit didnt notice all these issues until it was the final season, staring them in the face and it was their characters being butchered.

Jesus Christ, how fucking stupid are you?

Funny thing is there's lots of lost Valyrian steel swords like Lamentation which came into mind. It was lost during the Storming of the Stormpit melee at the DotD. That's probably one.

Women aren't into rape.

you're the one who literally can't put 2 and 2 together lmao

Euron is a crazy son of a bitch that is currently on a mission to kidnap religious figures and a dragon. He will then sacrifice them in a ritual in the name of an elder-god he ran into in Valerya to pull a Vivic and achieve godhood. This is why book fags hate the show version of him and his whole motivation of "fuck the queen."

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because until it’s the absolute end people still think there’s time to course correct

Balon was killed pretty long after she burned the leeches if I recall correctly

Viserys or Visenya, Rhaegar was naming his kids after Aegon and his sister-wives. Double twist, Jon is really N + A, Dany is Rhaegar's third child and her real name is Visenya.

good post tbqh

they shouldn't have included varys and dorne at all without aegon

I'm guessing she realized she's not getting any roles anytime soon so she's trying to cozy up to HBO and D&D in hopes of getting on another show or Star Wars

is this satire

Tyrion S2: "A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid."

Tyrion S4: "I did not kill Joffrey, but I wish that I had! Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores! I wish I was the monster you think I am! I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you!"

Tyrion S8: "I know you're not a monster." "Please don't burn the innocent civilians!"

His head looks funny.

Why didn't the Starks and Lannisters intermarry more? Surely they're natural allies due to geography.

You'd think a pact between the west and north would keep the Iron Islands well behaved

So.there a chance the books will end more flush out?

Queen of the ashes, Lady Stoneheart will burn her and her half-Frey Tully mutt.

so now theres a time limit on magic?

Tyrion S6: "You don't have a cock, Varys"

The imdb avgs are all outdated.

All the great houses mostly married their relatives and heirs of houses in their region

>Season 8 wasn't ki-

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In the end, Tywin Lannister did shit gold. Tyrion's murder of Tywin ultimately backfired on him.

Consider for a moment you are Tywin. Your bowels are horribly backed up, on account of Oberyn's noxious poisoning. Your guts stink with rancid shit. You are constipated, and you simply cannot release. Your freak imp son shoots you in the gut with a quarrel. With your last breaths, situated on the privy as you are, you feel your bowels loosen as far as they can in the sweet release of death. Like a flood, your innards empty themselves of a week's worth of poisonous, reeking shit. It is the ultimate expungement to never be rivaled.

His last moments were a bliss.

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What are Yea Forums's final thoughts regarding Melisandre of Asshai?

no my freyfu is too pure

In the books Balon Greyjoy dies in ASoS, before the purple wedding. The fact that 2/3 kings had died is what nearly convinces Stannis to burn Edric Storm.

The show pushed it way back, probably because they didn't want to cast Euron

What is Stoneheart's endgame in the books? How will she end up mattering?

She's second best girl after Dany

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Shoulda died in a necromancer battle with the night king seeing who could revive the largest number of fallen troops, then burn to ash at the end.

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satisfying post

She’s very hot but what confuses me in the tv show is when Stannis’s wife approaches her while she bathes and she’s not wearing the medallion but she still has the appearance of a beautiful woman. Whereas in later episodes she removes it and slowly turns into an old lady. I think I’m missing something. Perhaps the blue vial she sprinkled into the water kept her glamour. I don’t know.

Do the extras get to keep their swords?

I want to keep bessie’s tits

Starks didn't inter marry with other Southern houses until Ned's dad

probably to get mercy killed by arya

This bookfag just got retroactively dabbed on by a show-only nigga

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Right now she's just trying to kill as many Freys as possible, but she's about to capture Jaime. In the books Roose says "Jaime Lannister sends his regards" instead of just "The Lannisters" so she thinks hes the one responsible for the Red Wedding

I still think she has to have some kind of reconciliation with Jon Snow once the truth of his parentage gets out.

In retrospect they shouldn't kill this dude
>Isn't as hated as Cersei
>Has proclaimed his support and holy alliance with the Faith of the Seven
>Has a good reason to kill Cersei (killing his wife, mass murder, further destabilizing the realm)
>Give Tyrion more reluctance to directly attack Kingslanding
>Jaime has better reason to stay in KL and leading the Lannister army against Daenerys to protect his son-nephew
>Can still fulfill the Valonqar prophecy by commanding Jaime to execute Cersei.

The only thing I am not sure how to work out is what tole Qyburn and the Mountain should play considering Qyburn is a co-conspirator of the Sept destruction I guess it's the chopping block. Would be pretty pointless to have Euron in this scenario as well.

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imagine being a tommenfag in the current year

Why is Bloodraven von Sydow a lot more coherent and not autistic like Three Eyed Bran?

Would've had her revive Rhaegal by burning Varys and in the process killing herself

It truly was a Game of Thrones™

What is the context of the quote in the pic

Are you sure, some of these have to be women

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why did they waste a great actor like von sydow on such a garbage plotline

At least we got this out of it:

youtube.com/watch?v=zPC-GSaDxlE

He has that "trailer" voice

So she died by the Lord of light?

I simply cannot grasp how after seeing how stannis, LF, the north, dorne, etc were butchered

thats pretty kino

By the time her cup was empty, Arya was yawning. Gendry hadn’t come back. Tom Sevenstrings was singing “Two Hearts that Beat as One,” and kissing a different girl at the end of every verse. In the corner by the window Lem and Harwin sat talking to red-haired Tansy in low voices. “. . . spent the night in Jaime’s cell,” she heard the woman say. “Her and this other wench, the one who slew Renly. All three o’ them together, and come the morn Lady Catelyn cut him loose for love.” She gave a throaty chuckle.

It’s not true, Arya thought. She never would. She felt sad and angry and lonely, all at once.

An old man sat down beside her. “Well, aren’t you a pretty little peach?” His breath smelled near as foul as the dead men in the cages, and his little pig eyes were crawling up and down her. “Does my sweet peach have a name?”

For half a heartbeat she forgot who she was supposed to be. She wasn’t any peach, but she couldn’t be Arya Stark either, not here with some smelly drunk she did not know. “I’m . . .”

“She’s my sister.” Gendry put a heavy hand on the old man’s shoulder, and squeezed. “Leave her be.”

The man turned, spoiling for a quarrel, but when he saw Gendry’s size he thought better of it. “Your sister, is she? What kind of brother are you? I’d never bring no sister of mine to the Peach, that I wouldn’t.” He got up from the bench and moved off muttering, in search of a new friend.

“Why did you say that?” Arya hopped to her feet. “You’re not my brother.”

“That’s right,” he said angrily. “I’m too bloody lowborn to be kin to m’lady high.”

Arya was taken aback by the fury in his voice.

>dumb and dumber thought they knew better than grrm

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>Jamie's arc came out of nowhere and wasn't foreshado-

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No one killed Tommen. He was a puppet who never made his own decision in his life until he chose to kill himself.

Literally the most popular fantasy amongst women

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I just think given time Tommen would just be a straight forward a good king

Gay

>tfw no psycho loli little sister
jdimfsa

youtube.com/watch?v=oh0gKsNrtmU

Reminder that Greyjoy is the most kino house

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ok /got/ claim your swordfu

I always really liked Oathkeeper but hated that it went to that giant bitch.

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Anyone else regret spending 10 years watching this show? I feel depressed.

I feel it was a total waste. Unsatisfying ending with a speech by a midget on story telling.

the real question though is that did someone do a yuri femdom involving Sansa/Dany?

for me it's dusk, twin sister sword of dawn
most effective dual wielded

Holy shit I just realized Braavos Lemon Trees is true in the books and Jon + Dany will be infinitely more interesting because of it

I've started rereading the series and been enjoying it more that way. Also read A knight of the Seven Kingdoms. It's really good and washes away the bad taste the show left.

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Go on. You want to say something clever? No? Good.

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I felt this way after episode 3, like any enjoyment I had in the show turned to ash. I just remembered how much effort sometimes went into watching with friends or never missing an episode, and it all felt like a waste. But I was angry not depressed

“My whorehouse?” The dawn broke; Tyrion understood all at once where this bile had come from. He ground his teeth together and said, “Cersei told you about Alayaya.”
“Is that her name? I confess, I cannot remember the names of all your whores. Who was the one you married as a boy?”
“Tysha.” He spat out the answer, defiant.
“And that camp follower on the Green Fork?”
“Why do you care?” he asked, unwilling even to speak Shae’s name in his presence.
“I don’t. No more than I care if they live or die.”
“It was you who had Yaya whipped.” It was not a question.
“Your sister told me of your threats against my grandsons.” Lord Tywin’s voice was colder than ice. “Did she lie?”
Tyrion would not deny it. “I made threats, yes. To keep Alayaya safe. So the Kettleblacks would not misuse her.”
“To save a whore’s virtue, you threatened your own House, your own kin? Is that the way of it?”
“You were the one who taught me that a good threat is often more telling than a blow. Not that Joffrey hasn’t tempted me sore a few hundred times. If you’re so anxious to whip people, start with him. But Tommen . . . why would I harm Tommen? He’s a good lad, and mine own blood.”
“As was your mother.” Lord Tywin rose abruptly, to tower over his dwarf son. “Go back to your bed, Tyrion, and speak to me no more of your rights to Casterly Rock. You shall have your reward, but it shall be one I deem appropriate to your service and station. And make no mistake—this was the last time I will suffer you to bring shame onto House Lannister. You are done with whores. The next one I find in your bed, I’ll hang.”

>tyrion's arc is also foreshadowed
youtube.com/watch?v=0L_Vtw4AkTY

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/got/

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It's always anger before depression. 7 stages of grief man.

On a somewhat related note. I think halberds/glaives/poleaxes are kino as fuck and should have been featured more.

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I was looking for you on the trident

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>"Robb will set aside his crown if you and your brother will do the same," she said, hoping it was true. She would make it true if she must; Robb would listen to her, even if his lords would not. "Let the three of you call for a Great Council, such as the realm has not seen for a hundred years. We will send to Winterfell, so Bran may tell his tale and all men may know the Lannisters for the true usurpers. Let the assembled lords of the Seven Kingdoms choose who shall rule them." ~ Catelyn IV, ACOK

Thanks man, I saved it. God how could they kill her like they did.

Explain

they were pretty much the only weapons armies used once plate armor became common.

As a book reader, I was thankful. Got to keep my hope and also see the despair of dany's slaves.

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Spears definitely got way more love in the series then most did. If we ever got the Robert's Rebellion series the plus would be that we would get to see Warhammer combat.

Maybe, I think whatever sadness I felt just bled over to real life without me thinking about it. I think I've gotten to some form of acceptance
Reading the spoilers helped prepare me for disappointment

He was too handsome for just one scene

Catelyn was guilty of many treasons

fucking hell Bran really is going to be king, God damn it GRRM

daddy

That seemed to anger him. “You hide behind courtesy as if it were a castle wall.”

“Courtesy is a lady’s armor,” Sansa said. Her septa had always told her that.

“I am your husband. You can take off your armor now.”

“And my clothing?”

“That too.” He waved his wine cup at her. “My lord father has commanded me to consummate this marriage.”

Her hands trembled as she began fumbling at her clothes. She had ten thumbs instead of fingers, and all of them were broken. Yet somehow she managed the laces and buttons, and her cloak and gown and girdle and undersilk slid to the floor, until finally she was stepping out of her smallclothes. Gooseprickles covered her arms and legs. She kept her eyes on the floor, too shy to look at him, but when she was done she glanced up and found him staring. There was hunger in his green eye, it seemed to her, and fury in the black. Sansa did not know which scared her more.

“You’re a child,” Tyrion said.

She covered her breasts with her hands. “I’ve flowered.”

“A child,” he repeated, “but I want you. Does that frighten you, Sansa?”

“Yes.”

>'she wanted stannis, not tyrion' ~D&D

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If he actually isn't autistic and does something to save the world I can accept it
Also Bloodraven master plan

OH NO

NO OH

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final shot of the series should have been bran's goons sacrificing the unsillied to the weirwoods

we were not there. woe to the usurper if we had been, or he would lie beneath the ground.

Literally Sansa irl

I spammed THE BELLS.

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>or he would lie beneath the ground.

fanfiction REEEEE

I wish you good fortune in the wars to come

>Dany supposedly grew up in Braavos
>Dany also remembers a house with a red door and a lemon tree next to it from her childhood
>there are no trees at all in Braavos except in the Sealord's Palace
>there are especially no lemon trees growing in the cold harsh climate
>Dany most likely lived somewhere warm before moving to Braavos
>it's likely she lived in Dorne where citrus trees can grow easily
The theory proposes both Jon and Dany were the children of Rhaegar and Lyanna, Ned taking Jon North to raise him, and leaving Dany to Ashara in Dorne. There's a screenshot circulating of George supposedly confirming the lemon tree has significance to a fan but not wanting to confirm anything in particular.

Here's how that ties into the book vs show differences:
>show completely cut the character of the supposed Aegon VI Targaryen, Dany's rival to the throne
>Aegon's goal was to marry Dany before Tyrion convinced him to invade Westeros
>this was supposed to create political conflict for Dany in Westeros and not allow her to just steamroll everything with dragons
>Aegon's character was probably rolled into Jon like many other characters were combined (Jorah got grayscale instead of Connington)
>show even went as far to name him Aegon despite it not making sense for Rhaegar to name two of his sons the same
>show even had Rheagar's marriage to Elia annulled and had him marry Lyanna in secret so Jon is the legitimate heir like Aegon supposedly is
>Jon probably also inherited the nephew-aunt relationship dynamic as the show forgot to lay the foundation for the lemon trees
They probably thought the incestuous relationship was close enough to the brother-sister one, and that pulling a secret origin reveal for Dany as well wouldn't have been too much at that point.

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;)

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Maario Naharis

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youtube.com/watch?v=9FzfWBRI9do

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Wouldn't be surprised if true. She really does come off as a slag.

She has double Ds

I've always like Jaehaerys for him

It's confirmed Braavosi elite class plant their trees.

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by this son of Stark." ~ Tyrion Lannister

>tfw becoming three-eyed raven
>tfw whole family knows

Stannis is the BVLL and cucks Clegane.
Stag beats Dog.

I'm a bookchad and I prefer Show Euron. Probably the only character I like from the show more than the books.

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

She was the only great female character, and you killed her!

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much better than wasting her death for no reason

This would be better if Roy Dotrice didn’t make everybody sound like one of three infirm irishmen.

Why give a series with thousands of characters to a guy who can’t do voices?

Medical retardation

duhhhh...dwacawis

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Are there any other versions of the audiobooks? I've only heard of one other which seems weird for such a popular series. I downloaded a bunch of Sharpe audiobooks last year, and those had like 4-5 different narrators.

Widow's Wail > Oathkeeper.

Guy who does Fire and Blood is good. Also apparently The actor done played Viserys is going to do some

Ice > Widow's Wail + Oathkeeper

We comin' for you, squidniggers

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seek help

>Dany
>dead

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the boat fights in this mod are an absolute cluisterfuck

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Gendry should probably get Widow's Wail since it was forged as a StagChad sword. Except get rid of the edgy name, maybe rename it to Stormbringer.

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Dawn>>>>>>>>>>>>Red Rain>>Ice>Bright Roar>Dark Sister>Blackfyre>Heartsbane>Vigilance>Orphan
Maker>Longclaw>Lamentation>Nightfall>Truth>Lady Forlorn>Oathkkeeper>Widow's Wail

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Whats this of? waymar royce?

Gilly is pretty cute for being inbred.

>get to war for Ned and Robb
>get his lands sacked, burned and his people butchered
>only "mistake" he did was beating the mountain when Robb didn't want him to be beaten yet
>marries a FUCKING Frey because his nephew couldn't keep his damn vows
>as reward gets most of family and friends killed and spends literal years in some moist wet dark dungeon next to a river
>has to take himself and his family's name in the dirt by giving up Riverrun to save the infant baby future of his family form his shitty wife's family and their allies
>goes through hell and back because he stood by the Starks, his family, when it mattered
How is he repaid by his relatives?
>not even allowed to finish his damn sentence
>told to sit down
>followed by a damn sassy look at the chair
If he had unleashed the sword to kill his kins right then and there I wouldn't even have blamed him desu

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I like "Aemon" it's the name the CK2 game gives Jon if you win Robert's Rebellion as the Targs and Jon survives the Tower of Joy.

Red Rain

what is that from

That's the way it ended for me to.

FOR ROBERT

I still think Bran was or became the Nightking

youtube.com/watch?v=xg9EfAVfTO8

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The fact that Tormund and Brienne didn’t make giant red monster babies was a huge letdown.

Clash of Kings mod for Mount and Blade Warband

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>that enormous mountain right next to winterfell
always gets me

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He was or became Bran at some point and “died” by his sisters hand which would ultimately lead to Bran being the king.

bamp eet

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Ahhh Dragonstone, that small barren island of lush rolling hills stretching endlessly into the horizon.

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I still can't believe King Bran is real, clown timeline

youtube.com/watch?v=OdcAoVHaUsM

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>"Chaos is a ladder"
>I'd like to schedule a ride
>Where to? The Vale of Arryn

It's supposed to be big enough that there are a few lords sworn to it

This one is canon though. There are enough hints in the books that Ramsay raped Theon.

someone should've told dabid that back in season 2

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like what

is the last watch doc worth watching or is it mostly boring?

If you weren't blind you'd see that there's several stabs used in that first minute.

It's just not always effective. As evidenced in that first minute.

>Raped to death by Paki script writers

I don't remember the exact quotes, but some of them, when thinking how Ramsay did bathe Reek and so on, points at sexual abuse. It's not as obvious as Euron with Aeron though.

Honestly can't be any worse.

im a pretty thorough reader and I didnt pick up on any sexual abuse, but I could be wrong

Depends how interested you are in extras and the set's food truck lady

not at all, I'm interested in the main actors

Sansa would shine in the south, Catelyn thought to herself, and the gods knew that Arya needed refinement. Reluctantly, she let go of them in her heart. But not Bran. Never Bran. “Yes,” she said, “but please, Ned, for the love you bear me, let Bran remain here at Winterfell. He is only 7.”

“I was 8 when my father sent me to foster at the Eyrie,” Ned said. “Ser Rodrik tells me there is bad feeling between Robb and Joffrey. That is not healthy. Bran can bridge that distance. He is a sweet boy, quick to laugh, easy to love. Let him grow up with the young princes, let him become their friend as Robert became mine. Our House will be the safer for it.”

He was right; Cat knew it. It did not make the pain any easier to bear. She would lose all four of them, then: Ned, and both girls, and her sweet, loving Bran. Only Robb and little Rickon would be left to her. She felt lonely already. Winterfell was such a vast place. “Keep him off the walls, then,” she said bravely.
>“You know how Bran loves to climb.”

Ned kissed the tears from her eyes before they could fall. “Thank you, my lady,” he whispered. “This is hard, I know.”

“What of Jon Snow, my lord?” Maester Luwin asked.

Catelyn tensed at the mention of the name. Ned felt the anger in her, and pulled away.
Many men fathered bastards. Catelyn had grown up with that knowledge. It came as no surprise to her, in the first year of her marriage, to learn that Ned had fathered a child on some girl chance met on campaign. He had a man’s needs, after all, and they had spent that year apart, Ned off at war in the south while she remained safe in her father’s castle at Riverrun. Her thoughts were more of Robb, the infant at her breast, than of the husband she scarcely knew. He was welcome to whatever solace he might find between battles. And if his seed quickened, she expected he would see to the child’s needs.

He did more than that.

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He also forced Theon to eat out Jeyne, didn't he? Maybe some of the quotes were around that too. Last time I read the books was few years ago, when I thought TWOW was coming out soon.

I vaguely remember Theon being forced to participate in Jeyne's rape.

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it is coming out soon user ;)
didnt you hear its next year ;)

Literally saw this. Bran was literally playing the behind the scenes the whole time. No one suspects an autist in a wheelchair. I totally thought when the Nightking touched him when he was warging that they became one and it set the stage for the Nightkings “death” and Bran’s rise.

yeah but there isnt any evidence for Ramsay raping Theon

they'll remake the show in another ten years. lay off the carbs, and run a few kilometres, you'll live long enough to enjoy a true adaptation.

Forced against his will into sexual acts is 'rape' in my book. Maybe a dog raped Theon and Poole while rams watched. Who knows...

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God I hope so, it left me sad and confused.

Yes
He either did that or his dogs would take part

Ramsay bathing Theon, talking about having him wear a dress, kissing and whispering him after taking Moat Cailin.

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>King Robert's seal! Unbroken!
>proceeds to remove the seal without breaking it himself

lmao what were they thinking

Westeros may have a new contender
MILK SHIP HAS DOCKED

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Someone redpill me on StanSan.
Seeing alot of shipping with Stannis and the Slag Queen of the norf.

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Dunno what the e exact context is, but that guy on the right has been a prominent guard extra for like 5 seasons now.
People were joking he is Godry the Giantslayer or Richard Horpe because he is in Stannis' army and then is in every Northman scene after that

Lord Karstark: Take their women as thralls! For the Drowned God!

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we will see Brightroar again right lads??

rubbish just like 99% of AO3

Guaranteed waxed innie

Kek

fuck season 1 armor is so beautiful

Thats’s their #1 fantasy. As long as the rapist is a 2m tall billionaire mega chad.

Remember the Hound's helmet?

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"War is over", thought Ned. The mad king had fallen, the peace could take its course in the Seven Kingdoms.
On the way to Robert's quarters, the lord of Winterfell had a thought about his Lady. "Catelyne". It had been a long time since their last embrace.
"-Come on my friend, the mad king is dead, the Lannister boy killed him"
Robert wore a big grin on his face. He would be king.
"-Take a cup and sit with me, Ned, you old northern skin !
-Robert."
Ned removed his armor.
"-Can the lord of Winterfell massage the feet of his brother in arms ?
-Ah ah, Robert, always the same, bring it up."
Robert Baratheon's feet were sweaty, smelly, the stench nearly made Ned flinch. He took a toe, first, puddled it, going slowly to the sole. Robert was a true warrior, as a warrior, it was an honor to make him such favor. Plus he would be the King. First hesitating, Ned brought his mouth to the gross foot. His tongue caressed his big toe, a few seconds later, he shoved it in his mouth.
"-Oh Ned, for the Seven's sake what are you doing ?
-Ush, let me do my job".
At his surprise, Robert remained silent. That couldn't be enough, Ned took off his clothes and rubbed the feet on his belly. He took a look at Robert, his eyes were closed, a smile on his mouth.
He removed Robert's shirt, and then his pants, and the rest, until he was fully naked.
"My King". The two hairy torsos rubbed each other and Ned saw Robert's manhood growing on sight. The now King took Ned's hand and slowly lead it to his royal groin. The member was red, Ned could see veins pulsating on the shaft. He took the huge appendix and started stroking it vigorously.
"Ned, I name you Mouth of the King..."

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i'm here bros

choosing to believe this is a veiled attack on D&D

my one major issue is that we didn't see dany fully nude one more time

She could play yaddle

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Why didn't Missandei just peg Greyworm's asshole? Why did Varys not just take cock up his ass?

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Can you even orgasm without cock and balls

Cutest psycho!

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You know they aren't on that island, right? The lords sworn to them are on Driftmark, Claw Isle, whatever the house Sunglass isle is, and the tip of the peninsula to the south

she's a mess irl

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her body is pretty dumpy
I mean don't get me wrong I'd smash without a moment's hesitation but it's not like she was anything special compared the hundreds of other nude scenes on tv

wait, isn't that Jonathan Ross's wife?
>Jane Loretta Anne Goldman is an English screenwriter, author and producer. With Matthew Vaughn, she co-wrote the screenplays of Kingsman: The Secret Service and its sequel Kingsman: The Golden Circle, as well as X-Men: First Class, Kick-Ass and Stardust
I mean, can't exactly do worse than the writer of X-Men: Origins

Wait is this real? Where's the castle supposed to be even?

A lot of women who are book fans seem to be in love with the idea of 12-year old Sansa hooking up with 30-year old Sandor

Dragonstone is supposed to be big enough to have farms, a couple towns, and plenty of space for full-grown dragons to fly around. For whatever reason in most shots it appears in on the show, it's literally just a castle on a rock.

Why didn't Dany just make dragon armor?

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why didn't they just attack dragonglass spikes to everyone's armour?

bran x osha

she isn't euron's match

I read one where Cersei and Margaery have a oiled up wrestling match to decide who gets to dominate Tommen. That one was good.

OP of this thread is a giant bundle of sticks who forgot about thread limit

>not cropping out Drogos chin so it looks like the person wearing the sweater is fucking dany
One job...

Woah Ninja from Die Antwoord must be a really chill guy

Worst opinion in this thread.

>tfw we will never have mads mikkelson sorceror-Euron

Tyrion introduces a new tax on brothels to fund the defence of Kings Landing before Stannis' siege

>mfw when euron sacrificed falia

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she had one fun night

The Manderlys will turn on Roose as soon as the moment presents itself

>waxed
Doubt Robert would lke that

It’s literally Jon. Named after Aaron or JC. Rhaegar would not have sent his son north with a Valyrian name

Worst opinion on the internet rn, wiki nigger

That’s not fair. Dawn is made from dif material. Rate just the valyrian steel

heartsbane is kino but needs some duct tape around the grip

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