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>people actually watch, care about, discuss and think about capeshit
Honestly kind of funny when you think about it
>implying anyone actually watched that shit
LMAO
>intentionally ommiting that he said she should call him DON
Quality and honest journalism
>triggering your fans who pay to see your movie
>equate them with people not seeing your movie
uhh
>shed many fanboy tears
Yeah because it's really out of line to complain about a "hero" who is suppose to be the "best of everyone" assaulting and stealing from an innocent person.
It's funnier when you realise that the Yea Forums posters that hate capeshit spend more time talking/thinking about it than people who enjoy it
>equating it with Terminator as a positive
I thought she was a good guy
>stronk wymyn
>not stronk enough to leave it in the movie
THIS IS POWERFUL
Realistically, probably not. People here have pretty bad taste, and even they know it.
>HAHAHAHAH I BET YOURE SO LE TRIGGERED YOU MY FRIEND ARE THE REAL SNOWFLAKE HAHAHAHA NO, TRUMP WINNING DIDNT TRAUMTAIZE ME AT ALL
>a room full of sneed posters wearing john wick shirts watching a countdown to avatar 2 turn around and stare at each other "literately who"
>falling for controversy bait again
>proving its point
>"I'll break your hand, now gimme your stuff"
>triggers fanboys
Isn't it offensive to people like the one who wrote the article when "triggered" is used in that way? You're trivializing trigger warnings and PTSD, or something.
Sneed.
The idea that womeme should smile more angers them because smiling and a pleasant disposition are reserved for Chad and Tyrone. Everyone else gets the resting bitch face.
>make shit
>shit is referred to as shit
>ANGRY TOXIC PROBLEMATIC
just make fucking movies. You wanna make political statements, start a fucking podcast. Yeesh
>he forgot Alita
>super hero commits multiple crimes in like 30 seconds for no reason
>wonder why people didnt like the scene
If these women had the power, they'd enslave every single man on the planet that they didn't want to fuck and work him to death gulag style.
That's all I'm getting from these incessant controversies.
BASED
>And then one day, for no reason at all
Yah, its pretty obvious they are psychopaths who would rather sacrifice all life on Earth to ensure a brief moment of "gender pay equality" than accept their inferiority.
BTFO. How will he ever recover?
They literally would not care if the bottom 80% of men died right now, a la The Leftovers. In fact they'd celebrate.
I noticed another thread about Leonardo DiCaprio's latest romantic fling and suddenly I'm reminded of how seething and triggered roasties get whenever he dates someone younger than himself.
I like how the person making the article admits they basically just stole this from Terminator 2
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its also pretty funny how Captain Marvel is being compared to a soulless machine who doesn't know how to smile
During the obama years liberals were non ironically saying things triggered them and right wingers started trolling the shit out of them and won. And now liberals try to pretend like they werent calling for safe spaces or telling people to shrek their privilege because they got pwnd
The problem with the liberal is they still think its the 1960s and they are the cool sexy rebels. When in reality they are the creepy old boomer who controls every media institution and the only thing a white guy has to do is basically just exist in front of them and they freak out
Is the point that Captain Marvel isn't a superhero?
Literally the only reason is because they aren't Chad. Women love attention from hot men.
Twitter was a mistake.
>harassing
Translation: Someone said hi to me but I need to be a victim so I'll saw I was raped.
I was longboarding in Vancouver and overheard someone utter the words “toxic masculinity” in a conversation. Lemme tell you, the guy looked like that one picture of the suoi cuq holding the avocado.
>if I was as strong as a man I'd be an asshole
what did she mean by this?
>enter thread
>tell random poster to have sex
>close tab
ssssssssssssssssssssomebody stop me
>proving its point
????????
So women are literally too chickshit to stand up to the 'mediocre white men' they always bitch about? And they expect us, who are decended from those who have rebelled against kings and empires, to treat them as equals?
Lol. Bow to our cocks, you fucking cowards.
Holy based and chuckled
Do you think men and women don't have the same ancestors? Overall, you just posted cringe.
DAMN YOU BOY! THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER!
It's the feminazi retardation of 'the reaction to feminist articles prove their point'--a common feminist talking point.
The feminist, more so than even the average woman, is an overgrown teenager stomping her foot on the ground.
>because we're afraid he's gonna fucking kill us
Well, that's hardly believeable.
Not only because women tend to get protected by complete strangers in public, but also because quite a few girls are perfectly aware of how men hold back against them and use it to berate and humiliate men they hate relentlessly.
>""""""""""""""""""""women""""""""""""""""""""
Maybe the angry person who wrote this should cool off by....heh....
having sex
Literally who gives a fuck about this?
It's a fucking SUPER HERO movie, imagine letting in live in your head rent free like this.
And I like how this angry, post-wall roastie and Black Panther get chosen to be their political movement figures instead of Storm and the X-Men, fuck off with this Captain Marvel shit.
Men want women to smile and that's rape
So movies nowaday is to troll their fans?
They do, but not the same gender and completely lacking in the same capabalities.
Differnet chromosomes matter, tranny, as much as you like to pretend otherwise.
WEEWOOWEEWOO SOMEONE ON TWITTER SAID SOMETHING NAUGHTY, CLEARLY DISNEY ARE THE LITTLE GUYS BATTLING THE POWERS THAT BE
Marvel isn’t like Star Wars, they don’t want to insult their fans
>as a Goddess
she didn't want to smile because she's a raging cunt
...
at least their not pretending to be left wing anymore
kek
>I don't fuck around
>fucked 60 guys in two semesters
source
nigga you can't even spell different
Regardless of whether you like it or not, hollywood is actively attempting to normalize behaviors that are destructive to our society.
No one likes stone faced cunts. Captain Fungus is a stone faced cunt who, seemingly from the film, has severe daddy issues.
Normalizing the behavior of defective people is not a good thing.
Jesus...
>Lol
not a word
why the fuck would you capitalize it like thta
>60
A walking std
Have fucking sex my man
indie wire. indie.
if I was as strong as captain marvel i would kill every woman
>tfw watching it now
Can't remember the last movie I found so boring
I spell just fine, bitch. I'm drunk.
What's your excuse for being so goddamned retarded? It's fucking memorial day. Why the fuck are you sober and dateless?
That hurts. I hate women.
>why yes, the incel pirate crowd is one of our most lucrative audience segments
Maybe people just don't want to see their Super Hero assaulting civilians with their god powers and stealing their property.
Because I feel like it, Bitch!
Suck my fat nut. I'mma go back to my party.
YASSSSSSSSSSSSS PUT TOXIC MASCULINITY IN ITS PLACE
This actually hurts, like Jesus that’s low.
phoneposter
>realistic power fantasy
>super strength is realistic
Is Hulk /ourguy/?
>damn that guy just told me to smile
>fucking asshole
>wish I could break his hand and steal his shit
>god that'd be nice
>maybe he'd think twice before thinking he has a chance at sex with me
>fucking gross perverts
I guess it's considered a realistic reflection of the female mind.
Which is pretty worrying.
Imagine making the decision to propose to this
Tim Pool is bald and that's why he's mad at Carol.
At least he doesn't have fungus feet. Fungus feet is worse than baldness
this is the most incel post I have ever seen
Sounds like this woman needs a good spanking.
the terminator is a killer robot that wants to exterminate humanity
>Our female hero is like emotionless killer robot, job well done
DON?
She's perfection, her second name is PERFECTION
Is this the end of white males?
>people call your shitty movie shitty because flaw
>release extra footage doubling down on said flaw
>this "owns" the "trolls" because...???
yeah, and it's beautiful
the terminator is the bad guy literally created to kill all humans you stupid cunts
They ended a lot time ago and they only have their selves to blame
You'd be so much prettier if you smiled sometimes, Yea Forums baby
C'mon give us a smile
I'm glad that the reason I'm so naturally opposed to women is because of rhe opinion I formed on them after my interactions with them
Why would a fanboy get triggered if they're a fan boy?
If you guys hate women so much, why aren't you gay? You'd be so much happier.
why are you retards pretending terminator 2 doesn't exist
Thank fucking God women are so useless. If they had any power they would be the most oppressive pieces of shit imaginable.
Being gay isn't a choice but its not genetic. It's usually the result of a molestation or rape.
why are women so weak and stupid and disloyal and unfunny and uninteresting
Imagine having such a chip on your shoulder that people reminding you to be happy sends you into a rage
I think they can say retard niggee faggot as long as the person isnt left wing
Why do unreasonable takes always gain so much traction? It was a stupid scene, she almost broke a guy's hand and stole his bike because he was hitting on her. He wasn't even over-aggressively perusing her or even trying to touch her. All they had do to make it more reasonable is have him follow her around after she tells him to fuck off, or have him put his hands on her. Dude got his bike stolen because he's bad at picking up girls and acts like a twat. Also, it wasn't even in the final cut so why do people care so much?
Why are you pretending he's any less of an asshole to people in that one than he is the original? Because he learned how to smile and give a thumbs up?
pussy is wet and feels good
>i wish the playing field was level im constantly living in fear
>we need to ban guns
why are you moving goalposts?
I wish I was. Imagine going to the gym with your best bro and then sucking each other off after. It's a curse being attracted to the shit gender.
I dont get it. She doesnt want to get married or doesnt want that particular ring?
Who says we are not?
Because that's literally the Terminator that has been altered by people that didn't create it. It's not a normal terminator.
And also the fact that even in that movie, there's a scene where the terminator nearly kills a bunch of people because John felt like being a little prick when they came to HELP him.
Here's the general!
Hop in BriePals!
Just saw a trailer for this shit. Laugh out loud
You come from slaves, peasants and workers - don't kid yourselves. If some fat rich fuck will tell you to go and die after paying them taxes all your life - you'll do it, like your ancestors did.
>'Product' buzzwords buzzwords with extended 'buzzword' scene, proving its point
>I was longboarding in Vancouver
Based.
As a woman, I wish I was stronger so I could physically assault someone at the first hint of boorishness.
The ring.
How are they "fanboys" if they didn't like it? Doesn't make any sense.
She acts like a robot that was specifically designed to do nothing but murder people
Please go on and defend whichever goalposts you wish, but the only difference between t1 arnie and t2 arnie was "hasta la vista baby", an awkward smile, a thumbs up, and him wanting to kill the other terminator instead of humans.
You're missing the entire point because of your autism. Homicidal robot behavior is not hero behavior. It's power tripping cunt behavior.
>173k women agree they are too weak and scared to stand up to men in real life
BASED
I assume they think these guys are fans of the comics.
If there's anybody who likes Captain Marvel's comics.
But you're not, so bend over sweet cheeks and let daddy get a good grab at that ass *whistles*
Does she know that guns exist? Escalate a little conflict properly.
>*generation after generation of Europeans conquer entire continents so as to be settled by white people*
>Nice try WHITE BOI. You didn't build that.
Usually the boyfriend tells the jerk to fuck right off as a warning first. Not offer the guy a hug then squeeze him till his ribs break.
Brie Larson is cute
so do you.
Normies found the scene distasteful, which is why they cut it bro. The only ppl who feel the need to defend this writing are crazy girls who are afraid of all men all the time and male feminists.
I don't get it?
I didn't see CM, but why is a movie trying to make a point of whatever type this is?
women are sociopaths when forced to deal with women and men they don't want to fuck
sanity is reserved for chad and their children
t. Faggot
t. Chad
The Terminator's actions in that bar are ethically questionable and unbecoming for a hero. Furthermore, asking someone to smile isn't equivalent to putting out a cigar on their bare chest yet both characters were similarly brutalized.
That scene was so cringe. Ugh. I'm glad I didn't pay to see this trash. I think that one scene was enough for a lifetime.
bitch disappears for 20+ years because "muhh other worlds". Only returns to be a Deus Ex in the avengers series.
besides, fuck this character. changed from Miss Marvel to Captain Marvel because muhhh feminism.
When I had anger issues as a young man I punched a nigger in the jaw for trying to touch my girlfriend's ass. I can imagine a lot of women would enjoy doing the same if they had the strength.
ironically brie has thinning hair too
>tfw you unironically like her strong jaw
Everyone who shrieks 'incel' is a genetic deformity. Come one, we all know this. At least the 'have sex' posters might not be redditors.
But you, you definately are.
God I hate modern women.
Putting aside the anger issue part of it, attempted sexual assault is a great deal higher than some sexist charged language when trying to offer help to a seemingly lost woman.
As a woman, I wish I was stronger so I could resist your rapacious ways, but it's true I am not. Cum inside me, daddy.