It's movie night, user, and it's your turn to pick the movie!

all of them, they're synchronized

No problem

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ponder the auroma

Is this one of those JAV orgies?

Vulgar, directed by Kevin Smith

That way they all leave my house in about 10 minutes. One of the first scenes is a clown getting raped by some hillbillies who force him to say "My name is willy, and I love to suck cocks"

definitely none of them faggy movies

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what does that room smell like bros

Daisy's Destruction

sweaty gym socks

floral perfumes and hot ass

Cupcakes and hair spray

600 different perfumes coalescing into a scent that can only be described as "chemical flower cornucopia"

haha imagine if they had a competition to see which one had the best pusy and one of them had a bush and got bullied by all the others for it wouldn't that be crazy haha

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stupid crazy love

Literally any one of them.

Happened to a chick at my school all the gils made fun of her bush

A girl at my school supposedly told another girl she let her dog lick her pussy. She denied the story but everyone still barked at her in the hallways for the next 2 years.

I would fucking KILL to see porn with this as the plot. It has to exist, there's no way I'm the only person with this fetish. I just can't seem to find it.

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Why are girls so mean?

Rush, I want those women to know that even if they were supermodels that driving a car really fast is more fulfilling than anything they have to offer.

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Sand and milky coins

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all the girls whould smack their lips like they were chewing gum at this one chick. they called her 'chewing gum girl' because this one guy she fucked couldn't keep it up and his flaccid penis was basically like chewing gum. so yeah, they bullied her for years because she couldn't get a guy hard

It would have just been some jell roastie talking shit. Females are psychotic passive agressive whores

based. you get a decent watch while they gush for bane

You can't be this horny

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Salo

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UU
UU

I'm not even that horny, it's just an unfulfilled fantasy that I really want to see played out.

That is way worse.
There is definetly porn similar to this where girls bully each other but maybe not this specific.
Guys are mean too, user

Girls do some weird shit. There were these two dykes in my spanish class who passes a notebook back and forth. They were taking turns writing paragraphs for stories. One ti.e i broke into one of tgeir lockers and the notebook was full of srx stories and the one i remember involved the sexiest teacher in the school fucking them with a strapon.

exquisite taste

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Kino night shall begin the film Only God Forgives, those that remain after the film’s conclusion will have the honor of viewing Drive, the greatest Gosling movie ever made.

Lolita

with an encore of American Taboo 2

good news were watching the Berserk Trilogy

last one inside Doldry keep is a rotten egg!

something classic.

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Requiem for a Dream, obviously.
Fucking retards.

>user maybe you should act more like Ryan gosling

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I knew a chick from our school who ended up moving away before middle school. Apparently, there was this big sleepover at some popular broads crib a couple of weeks before the start of school. Anyway, they were playing truth or dare, and this one chick was dared to shove these hot dogs up her cooter. She put like 3 or 4 up in there before her and her friends realized she couldn't squeeze all the meat that got squished up in there and had to go to emergency room. So school finally started and the first day at lunch they had, you guessed it! hot dogs! some of us heard about what happened and pulled hot dogs and wagged them like ramsay snow but we did it before GoT made it popular. She ended up moving away..fucking hilarious

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Simps like you is why cucks and male feminist spread the way it did. See shit where a dude is drilling her. Don't program yourself to except that deviant behavior.

A Serbian Film coming right up!

How does one act like an actor?

>No niggers or beaners
Is this heaven? Cause it's definitely not America

sauce please?

me in the back with the blonde hair and white shirt

Irreversible

lurk more dumb doo doo head

Classic mistake. You gotta own those things. Accept it, embrace it even.

I'm so fucking lonely

Kek we had a girl at school who stuck one hot dog up her pussy to get her dog to eat her out and she ended up in the emergency room too

>What do you choose?

Martyrs.

>lurk more dumb doo doo head
dumb doo doo head? how old are you?

Rosemary's Baby.

Willow. It's a classic and Madmartigan can be appreciated by men and women.

By becoming the Goose

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Black Dynamite.

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shut it poopy man

*unsheaths knife* take out your pusys. if yours is the nicest i wont kill you

I have and have had the same mannerisms as Goose since I was 15 and it carried me socially enough to make people think I'm not an autistic wreck and treat me with respect, at least outwardly. I actually am, and I developed the mannerisms as a defense mechanism after having a terrible childhood. Still no gf. Thanks for reading my blog.

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Thief. If they don’t like Michael Mann they can fuck off

Bane?

claimed

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Probably the only one I cant get.

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I'd just throw on some lesbian porn

based pusy inspector

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>going to a party
>everybody watching movies
>be generally introverted
>haven't talked to anyone, just been watching the movies
>movie ends, people debate what to watch
>i decide to put on the movie I brought
>it was pretty funny, and it had Jim Carrey in it
>everyone really likes it
>people start talking to me and thank me for bringing the movie
>no one cared who I was until I put on The Mask

>being programmed to be effeminate by watching lesbians in a movie
You got issues and are pathetic. And what you are doing is called projecting.

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

me

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Fish

Solid post.

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Plenty of whites only places in America to enjoy if you just had money, poorfriend.

Boys attack each other physically. Girls attack social status of other girls and use available platforms to undermine it as much as they can. Since the rise of social networks suicide rates of young girls jumped a lot.

Unironically Black Swan

Various body sprays, hair product and the slight stench of fish.

12 years a slave

We're going to watch Schindler's List .

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I actually lol'd god damn you, it's 2am here.

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Found the incel

Marie Antoinette

Hey ladies lets watch Pi: The Movie

Cheerleader effect

Doctor Zhivago, A Brief Encounter and The Bridge on the River Kwai
A LEAN NIGHT

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just a wholesome film about two christian girls getting closer to god.

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Lord of the rings bitches

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A girl had a little bug fly into her mouth, I saw it. It flew straight down her throat. She coughed and tried to spit it out. Only saliva came out. Jelly roasties told everyone she was keeping jizz in her mouth and spat it out. Such a bizarre rumor to make up about somebody else

>suicide rates of young girls jumped a lot.
Good

Blue is the Warmest Color

kek good post

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Which one?

Men kill themselves way more often. Especially in the US. Hope you kill yourself too. There won't be a Mr incredible saving you though.
>inb4 you report me for making fun of you and talking about the incredibles

Rocky 4 sluts

To prep for Godzilla King of Monsters, we will be continuing are Gozilla Marathon with Rodan.

That one guy

Fuck you user I am going to kill myself.

t. homosexual

Eyes Wide Shut

Porky’s

I act autistic at work so people take it easier and expect less from me. The girls at the place I worked at a couple years ago would always hit on me and ask me to hang out with them, I'd just look at the floor without saying anything and ignore them. I think the autistic act fueled there crush on me.

classic

>inevitable awkward silence when one girl says the first master wasn't that bad

kek

>there
They are making fun of you, autist.

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If I'm allowed to lock the doors, Salò.

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>visiting my friends to watch movies and shit
>friend
>his girlfriend
>other friend
>his girlfriend
>me
>I'm a fifth wheel here, I'd better contribute
>I remember hearing the girls like Christian Bale, I'll bring a Christian Bale movie
>I showed them what I'd brought
>no user
I don't think I need to say which movie it was

These bitches are getting Dangerous Liaisons.
Purest Malkovich kino.

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Get the FUCK outta my Kinotorium!

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Fantastic Mr. Fox then get called either a furry or >aawww user what a cute movie maybe me and chad will watch it again later tonight.

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rings
plural

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fuck I was going to

The animated one or live action? If live action, theatrical or extended? Will you show all three parts of the live action version?

>caring about who whores sleep with
Robots are getting more advanced everyday user. Soon we will all have our own Galatea.

Based overly specific fetish poster

Sharky’s Machine.

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Major Payne

Full metal jacket

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there's only one live action
yes

Are you me?

Solid kek mate

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Mostly white girls so garlic, BO and soup.

Blade Runner 2049

>jell roastie

ULTRA CRINGE!

farts

imagine the bathrooms

imagine the smell

like a room full of pigs

omai wa umasou

The thing

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Where has this joke been all these years? It's so obvious in retrospect

ceмь днeй дo peки Peйн

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I don't get it

based and jewpilled

Traces of Death

I'd sit a foot from the screen mumbling "yeah" and "get some". After a gruesome scene I'd slap one on the knee saying "huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh?" and getting progressively louder and slapping harder.

Friday the 13th girls !
Hehehehehehe if you're scared I'm here for you
"user... I'm scared !!!!"
*grab* hehehehehehe

You make me sick

Found the libtard

how do i solve this captcha?

They're kids pedo

Le reddit joke. KEK!

I literally came to post this.

if it's a sorority, they are synced and it might smell like fish and pennies or laundry detergent. depends on the time of the month. if it's not a sorority, your guess is as good as mine.

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Came here to post this

it says "Kino video" right on the box, what can go wrong?

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Fucking kek

>Oh my GAWD, he LITERALLY asked me out!!!
>HE WHAT
>He LITERALLY tried to ask me out. I almost BURST OUT LAUGHING in his face.
>Oh my GAWD, that's so AWK-WERD!!
>And he tried to be really assertive like one of those Pick Up Artist Incel guys. He didn't even ask me, he just said *mock deep awkward overly serious guy voice* "Hey Jessica. You're coming with me to the beach this Saturday!"
>*all 3 in unison* TEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEE *inhale* HEEHEEHEE

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My ladies, you know I would only show you the highest form of entertainment to ever appear on the big and small screen.
So, lets begin.

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>"Is it true you're still a virgin user?"
>*entire room bursts into giggles*

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got me good user fuck you

pic related is the only right choice given the age range and quantity. Better plug your ears though

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newfags exposed

Murmur of the heart.

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I'm sorry to hear that user.
I suppose that nowdays you shave your pussy regularly, right?

>filename
Kek

women are the chief perpetrators of psychological and emotional abuse while men are the chief perpetrators of physical and sexual abuse

A Clockwork Orange

I picked this tonight.

I'm guessing I'm not getting "Suspiria" Argento here, am I?

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10/10 apex zozzle user

Cringe

>Blade Runner 2049?
>That movie looks boring.

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Kek
I totally felt for it, good one user

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Were they synchronized it would be far more likely that there were 0 bloody pussies.

this is copypasta from Yea Forums like 7 years ago

B A S E D

Girls like porn, even with penetration, but it has to be intercourse and cum can't be visible.

based

the hottest cameron diaz ever was

Legend, of course.

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>get comfortable, ladies

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The choice is made

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We watch a selection of the nastiest hookuphotshot scenes.

based and redpilled

how can you look into my eyes like open doors

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:) they’re all white

You had me until you started using hard words.

Kek, you got me

DragonBall Super Broly of course.

Nothing gets chicks turned on more than this movie
Ticks all the right boxes..

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the scene where they make out it's disgusting but i got a boner

Imagine the smell...

CONAN THE BARBARIAN

The Notebook that'll get their juices flowing

2 in the first row and the bitch sitting by herself on the right

Why would you want that? One of them is bound to fuck you at that point, and then she'll want to start spending time with you and talk about her day. You won't want to be rude and just ghost her, so you'll wait until she stops talking to tell her that you think the relationship is going too fast. Before you get a chance to get a word in edgewise, you'll be working two shifts to pay the alimony and child support. It's hell.

i still got a (you)

Niki's cruising around in Valhalla now

Don't kid yourself.

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Goddamn son, I'm proud of you.

Max hardcore - Anastasia Blue

Bolto, the animated feature

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It's pretty common. Girl from my high school tore her anus open with a cucumber. If you have no decent sex ex it's bound to happen.

Mean Girls, it's unironically my favorite movie

Probably Massachusetts

Is that picture a decade old & from a Chicagoland high school? I'm pretty sure I recognize some people in the picture.

Fucking based, honestly

That is, unless some of you ladies are Dirty Work stans.

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>white girls
so that BO smells like lamb and off milk and the fatter ones like onions

Not bad user, not bad.

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Based

The Grudge (part 2).
Never watched a film where the grils who watched it with were fundamentally disturbed for the rest of the day afterwards. I fell asleep on the couch though lmao so I didn't watch it but I think it might have something to do with a baby being cut out of a pregnant woman or something.
That look on my flatmates' faces when they woke me up during the credits damn.

Based

There's a scene at the end of the film where a dude rides a dirt bike in the kinoplex while hacking off demons with a katana while hard rock music is blasting and I can safely say that it's the most american thing I've ever seen in a movie.

Tag (japanese one)
Hopefully it doesn’t get out that I put it on but it probably very easily would.

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A welcomed repost

The Big hit (1998) starring Mark Wahlberg.
Flashy 90's action kino

>open thread
>immediately ctrl f irr
>1 result

Based and /thread

BvS: No Justice fan cut

Most of the US was heavily segregated in the 90s and 2000s. A fair amount still is, the 56% is crap because racial mixing was pretty much non-existent until a decade ago, and still is.

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For me it's Maladolscenza.

came here to post this
based choice

I fucking love all the edits of this scene.

happened in middle school ,literaly the cutest girl in my class told her cousin she started to have a bush and some hairs was white and black , so her cousin told it to some guy in my class and he started bullying her calling her a skunk .

lol have sex

Without doubt Tango & Cash the greatest action movie duo of all times

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Diarrhea sprinkled with petals of lavenders

cannibal holocaust

Magic Mike.
One of those bitches will give up the pussy