Solo

Your girlfriend will never hit the wall because she's imaginary.

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Sure didn't take long for Reddit and the Ethan Van Sciver fanclub to pop up.

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SEETHING ROASTIE

Reddit is actually down right now. Otherwise I'd be there.

People expect Han fucking Solo movie to be legendary.

It was mediocre shit.

The hate comes from disappointment.

Star Wars is plagued by people caring too much.

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solo was a good scifi flick and a decent star wars movie, but an absolutely piss-poor han solo movie.

but you can't replace the han solo actor because han solo is harrison ford and vice-versa.

i watched for her

Best Star Wars film. I went to see it twice

Well it's the second best Disney SW flick but that's not saying much.
I kind of enjoyed the WW1-inspired battlefield scenes and the train heist but that's about it. Second half wasn't that great but it has Emilia

No it was objective garbage. Why did Han give the ginger mulatto child all the Quaxiam, then years later refuse to save a princess unless he was getting paid?

Makes no sense

>make a movie about a daring, heroic outlaw during his crime years
>completely emasculate him
Can you explain this reasoning?

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Litteraly all they had to do was make a Han Solo movie with Harrison Ford.

I was pleasantly surprised ot didnt suck as much as the rest of nu wars.

Yea Forums is not hidden and EVERY NORMIE KNOWS ABOUT US.

Yea Forums is mainstream and just as bad as reddit, and the sooner you're realize that the less annoying you'll be nufag.

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wow retard great reading comprehension.

its decent only when you turn your brain off while following is happening
>Who are your people? I have no people. Solo then...
>Hologram Darth Maul presents his lightsaber

>turn your brain off goy
>stop expecting the basics
>question nothing and consume

Fucking spic

What if Han made friends with black people?

What would be named then?

Pretty much this.

While it's not a steaming pile of shit, the movie's ultimately pointless. Nobody asked for it and it only exists to further milk the franchise of money.

Or the fact that he can speak Wookie despite growing up on an imperial core world among gangsters.

Or the fact that he can fly extremely well despite being kicked out of flight school.

I actually thought it was decent too

Is this a veiled /ecg/?

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>literally drop of fuel is enough to dislodge spaceship from black holes grip
>a trainload of it is not enough to level a single mountain
I was so underwhelmed at the 'big explosion' I almost walked out of the movie

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Kill yourself reddit nigger mouse shill

She is legit gorgeous in this. Still is

>outing yourself this quickly

It was probably intended to be.

Based and redpilled

Cringe and redditpilled

>tfw no Dragon Goddess OR Sith Socialite Emilia gf

bros I can't live like this. I can't take the deprivation.

>Everything I don't like is reddit
I assume you have a room temp IQ

>People expect Han fucking Solo movie to be legendary.
no one wanted it at all fuckwit zoomer

It's really not. It's the most standard 2018 movie ever made. Standards have dropped so low that people think it's decent.

Nah, it’s shit, and no amount of Emilia will fix that. Rogue One is the only acceptable NuWars movie so far.

>solo was a good scifi flick

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>It was mediocre shit
>disappointment
It was still a pretty solid step up from The Last Jedi.
I don't understand why anybody would be left with disappointment after that.

ask your dad to get you a hooker you desperate fuck

>NORMIE
>US
cancer

>While it's not a steaming pile of shit
it certainly is

>reddit
What is this sorcery

Already asked yours, meeting your mom tomorrow.

>What is this sorcery
Shut the fuck up you little poof

you're going to reassemble and fuck a pile of ashes from a decade ago?

>despite being kicked out of flight school

Rey never even went

Maybe.

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Rey's not exactly a better character.

And she can speak shyriiwook. And droid

Why didnt Rey get a job as a translator instead of a scavenger?

Why didnt Rey program etiquette droids to speak shyriiwook?

you're cancer bro we all are.

it's 2019 and Yea Forums has been mainstream sense 2008.

You're late to the party you dumb nigger.

I've been here 11 years reddit nigger, I'm pre cancer.

RENT FREE

It was boring and shitty just like Rogue One which was also boring and shitty.

Like your mom?

Your fucking new.

Your so fucking new i bet your soul isnt even dead. Ive been here ten years and the only thing that stops me from killing myself is spite.

Damn newfags

based junior high schooler

>Rogue One which was also boring and shitty.

At last. This guy gets it. Have a dog

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SEETHING

MEMEING

lmao oldman i was born in 2000

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>reddit spacing

Guys guys, you're both faggots for thinking the amount of time you've spent in this shithole gives you internet street cred.

>if people don't like what i like they're from some random website i don't like

underage ban when?

Bump

Unlucky kid. You were born at a shitty time

>b-but now i can use the internet to donate money to blue haired faggots who scream at cameras
>could you do that?

No, in my day we beat up faggots, we didnt pay them

>so what's your name son
>Han
>and your last name?
>I don't have a last name
>So you're all alone?
>hmmmm well.. HAN SOLO it is then !
This happens in the first 10 minutes of the movie.

And it’s kino. If they didn’t cut the scene of him crashing a TIE fighter and getting demoted to front lines it’s even more kino.

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zoomers were a mistake

Nice quote dumbass

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Its deliberate, so you dont get your (you)

It means your comment is so idiotic, so stupifying, that it is beneath contempt

Why wouldn't they have used at least part of the EU novels? They're already desperately trying to do stuff like Thrawn so why not at least borrow a little?

Means youre an autistic faggot, actually.

It was garbage and I'm glad Kasdan has been exposed as a hack

B-b-b-based

N-n-n-niggers

>Why does Reddit come here and trash it? I finally saw it and it's actually decent.

I liked it. The only creepy shit was Lando Calrissian in love with a robot, and when she died....well I didn't get that either. Why didn't he just pull her data storage and give her a new body.
All the other Star Wars movies were utter crap except for IV,V,VI naturally.

I WANT STAR WARS 1313!

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It's absolute trash.

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>comes to a site famous for autism and pedophilia
>complains about autism
kill yourself normalfag.

>I liked it
faggot

straight form reddit dot com
there's no upvotes here fuckwit

The no reply thing is actually incredibly cringe. I strongly advise you to stop.

>sense 2008.
funny a phonefag trying to tell someone off

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>what's your name?
>Oh you don't have a name ey sonny boy? So who are your people then matey?
>Oh you're all alone are you?
>We will call you Han SOLO then because SOLO is a synonym for being alone innit?
There hasn't been worse dialogue than this in at least a decade. And yet another slap in the face to anyone who held this character dear.

Reminder that Bob Iger greenlit the movie because of this bit of dialogue

me too

How is this a problem? Do you feel personally offended that they didn't make Solo an orphan's birth name? It wouldn't even make sense.

I thought it was fine, and frankly I liked it more than TLJ or TFA.

this is your mind on sòy wars

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Not an argument.

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Yea Forums shit on it because at the time shitting on star wars was what everybody was doing, rian johnson released his shit movie, and ontop of the solo cast being jewish there was a lot of nonsense being spread around that the guy doesnt know how to act.
>movie came out, but nobody saw it
>they shit on it because shitting on star wars was a meme
The flow felt natural, the characters weren't one-dimensions or bad vs good, the plot was unique, and it ended with a tease for a sequel that confirmed EU shit. Its the only star wars movie released that warrants a sequel but dumbfucks brigaded it cause muh last jedi
now you will find two types of people in this thread, people who liked it cause they actual saw it, and people who bought into the meme, never saw it, and use "patrician taste" as an excuse

Just about anything would've been better, including not addressing it at all. His name can just be Han Solo for christ's sake, no one needed an explanation for this.
Or how about it's a result of Han's own error? For example he fills out the enrolment form and mistakenly puts Solo as his surname instead of the category of ship he wants to fly.
This scene plays out like a badly written sketch comedy skit.

It really is though.

What's it like not actually being a person?

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I do, on the Rankine scale.

Kill yourself and get off my board.

It's not that Yea Forums did like it, it's that we were fed up with Disney and decided to not see it. Ot was certainly servicable.

fuckin baste

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