YFW a child actor knows more than you

....On your own show.

Schlock master btfo out.
/Ourguy/ culk really should do his own show. He seems to know more than Mike and Jay put together.

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Of course he knows more, he was raped as a kid by the guys that made those movies

why the fuck is culkin even associating with e-celebs from the midwest?

I don't know but he fits right in

Imagine wanting to analyzed analyzers of pop culture.

this is the sad truth of guys like mike and jay. they think hollywood is full of a bunch of rubes and the fact that they can point out problems
with their movies makes them superior. the reality is, hollywood players have a very sophisticated understanding of their art, they just use that understanding to produce film aimed at the lowest common denominator. smarmy armchair critics like to pretend they're on the same level, and that their complete lack of artistic success is an ethical choice. i guess that's easier than admitting you've wasted your life.

Do you think he'll make another appearance on Cinemassacre as well?

Because they all clearly enjoy each other’s company. I can see why such a concept would confuse you, user.

Culkin is a loner.
Stoklasa is a hack fraud.
Jay is a hair transplant recipient.
James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.

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just because jay doesn't know everything doesn't mean he doesn't know a lot
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based

Macaulay chose the movie. Of course he was going to know more than Jay. It wasn't Jay's choice.

Culkin ELEVATES these reviews

>the fact that they can point out problems with their movies makes them superior
when have they ever said this?

They haven’t of course. This just highlights how fucking insecure so many of the anons that post in rlm threads are.

stop hating yourself that much, mike

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Who does Macaulay like more, Mike or Jay?

>inb4 Rich or AidsMoby

Where's my Re:View with Culkin and Colin?

Fuck off with this faggot shit.

I don't think they have ever been dishonest about the fact that making a movie is hard, as in; they can't do it
Besides, you don't need to be able to produce a blockbuster movie, to start picking at it, it's different things

this guy is right
when asked for their favorite films, people in the industry always come up with good lists of films from many different countries and directors known or unknown
meanwhile the average critic will answer the usual pleb shit

Was this filmed along side his first appearance or did he come back?

fifth post best post

>this guy who has the same style of speaking and same formatting style as me is right. And he’s definitely not me agreeing with myself. No way.

>guys like mike and jay. they think hollywood is full of a bunch of rubes
no, they think they're a bunch of soulless moneygrabbers and they are right.

He came back.

it happens

He looked like a bum this episode. Hes he too busy doing nothing to trim his beard once a month?

have sex

Imagine spending any amount of time concerned about what some minor Internet personality does with his beard.

James Rolfe

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I pay them to care about what they're doing.

Does the length of Jays beard have some effect on his opinions of the movies they discuss?

He never left

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In general, when people don't groom themselves as much, that usually means they don't feel as good as before, and that has an effect on how they feel about things.

Not really, Jay was reminding him of names of actors and other movies. It was a good pairing theyre both equally knowledgable

You sound like a worthless faggot FYI

I still think his Home Alone jokes where hilarious; ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH MY WORK?

James said he wasnt going to review it and he didnt

>Culk suddenly starts loudly speaking in the middle of your sentence

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>why am even replying

They are just doing their own creative thing, through criticism. This is fine and also good.

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James Rolfe (employee of Cinemassacre Productions) said he wasn't gonna see Ghostbusters (2016) but saw it anyway

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>they have ever been dishonest about the fact that making a movie is hard
this is true but they've always seemed more interested in reviewing movies than making them
if they really sat down and tried and did proper research they might be able to make a descent one but it would pretty much mean no review content for a while

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He said he wasnt going to review it and he didnt

Everyone already knew Jay was a hack that doesn't know shit. Why is this so surprising?

Flimsy bait

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>descent

I love that movie

"Critics" today are all on YouTube begging for access.

not an argument

underrated

fpbp

it shows in their video output, you niggers. their entire business model of shitting on "le ebil hollywood movies" but still paying to see every MCU flick for views.

This is why professional critics are a joke. If you think you can make something, then do it.

DO we have any proof he did? Either way, damage is done, they really ain’t profiting off it now.

A guy like Culk is like a rich man in a strip club, in terms of interacting with E celebrities. He has insider knowledge in the industry these people revolve their existence around.

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Hey I typed this im glad you were able to more appropriately sum that up, its kinda a weird feeling to get across.

>they've always seemed more interested in reviewing movies than making them

they didn´t even bother to review Dunkirk, they´re only interested in the patreon bucks

they haven't mentioned The Warriors is based on a real thing . there is a doc about it: Rubble king.

"In the 60s and 70s, New York was a hotbed of crime, with warring gangs at each other’s throats. The Bronx was a battlefield. Violence came to a head and ended in the pact to end all pacts: the Hoe Avenue peace meeting, where gangs came together to broker a truce. This later became the inspiration behind the gang summit at the beginning of The Warriors, where leader of the Gramercy Riffs shouts “CAN YOU DIG IT?” five too many times."

What became of the gangs in the 80s? I only ask because the director went on to direct Streets of Fire and it has similar visuals/tone at parts. It comes off like he was trying to stick to that scenery but without the baggage of it being based on something real.

And Mike is a mother fucker.

Try watching RLM video's, you dense faggot. The amount of smugness in their videos is unmistakable. RLM regularly trashes d-list movies when their own work is much worse.

And stop projecting your insecurity onto others. You are so insecure that you are defending your shitty friend simulation show like your life depended on it.

for whatever real reason things calmed down on the gang front (most were small timers wanting to play being a hells angels but without the cash to buy a harley) / they all made peace / fashion changed on them, hip hop happened : they started to do dance offs instead of fighting. basically it ties in with the birth of hip hop culture, dance crews,block parties n shit. i like that theory, seems likely it went down like that.

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Well, RLM had a good run. Now it is getting main stream and lame.

I cant stand these people, they are annoying to talk to and have no identity or work ethic to speak of. They are like women basically, thats how they see the world and want to be treated.

There was one comment he made about how the bat-fight scene looked like it was shot in an hour where I could tell he just had a greater depth of knowledge than Jay could ever have. You know hes actually been there in a hollywood setting and dealt with time constraints himself.