Hello sir, how can I help you today

I don't get why so many hate the chads. They didn't do anything.

wait why is your skin grey...oh noooo, im sorry.

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yall got any beans?

Where the fuck is Robert you rugged slab of manmeat

Where's Robert? I'm calling the cops.

Oh yeah? How I about I speak to your manager?

Sure, here he comes
*unzips dick*

can you bull my gf pls?

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This is like some kind of Twilight Zone episode.

They're jealous just like the girls that hate more attractive women.

His facial features are weird. This is a good example of good-looking high-T features.

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He looks like a fag

Hello there sir, glad to see you again, unfortunately I'm not going to serve you anymore, because I got promoted to manager, but don't worry I taught Chad how to make crab legs just how you like them.

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kek

t. pudgy söyface

>Why yes we sell popped corn and crab legs but not on singles night.

I thought w-we had a special bond. I thought I would be able to taste your popcorn to the end of my days. No it can't end like this.

Hmm, I miss Robert, though I must say I'd never associate myself with niggers.

Thank you, Robert. You are a reliable pillar in this trying time.

I met the guy I internalized as a chad bully on a job recently. Didn't recognize me. We had the same look, modest pair of professional specs, bit of a beard, company shirt. It blew me away how similar we seemed to be. I'm not proclaiming myself a chad either, he was just a normal dude and had this grudge against him just fade away. Realized I just kinda hated myself formnotmknowing how to make better of situations like that when I was younger. Ended up having some beers in my bosses garage.

I AM your manager, B.

That's very considerate of you, Robert. Sorry for my friend making a scene back there. Oh, and congratulations on the promotion, my man

I have everything I need brother.

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Seeing as I'm a regular here... could I get my own lane? Thehehee.

>Lane

Lane is not a fucking name, goddammit white people (or whiggers as I like to call them.).

I'll still be receiving a pair of Lanes work panties at the end of the night as per our arrangement right Robert?

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You don't seem to be wearing a nametag. What should I call you?

Sir, why are you carrying a love pillow with a picture of my gf, it's creeping us out

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Rob? Who is this Rob? user? This is an imposter. I was promoted to NIGHT manager. Now for your safety user step aside. I need to take out this clone imposter. Please, clear the lobby user, this is going to get messy.

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As a celebration of my promotion, not only you are getting Lane's panties, I'm going to throw in Jules's also

Thank you Robert, tell Lane I will be waiting in the showers for the penis inspection.

tell lane and discount moot to stay robert. i'm in need of a threesome with some rough anal action and nasty felching

1 ticket for Captain Marvel please

Sir if I may ask you for a favor, you see Chad here is still new to cineplex, and he has yet to perform his first penis inspection, if you will, please show him the ropes, as a penis inspection veteran.

Sure Robert just make sure Lane is free for the after viewing inspection.

WHAT THE FUCK. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT TO YOUR DICK

is robert the real life equivalent of the concierge from john wick? except he checks you in the theater

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One ticket to ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 ダイヤモンドは砕けない 第一章 please. No subtitles necessary, I know Japanese.

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Uncanny

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Where does Gigachad find the time to watch all of these movies?

Hello, my good man. I'll take four orders of the 6-piece chicken tenders and three large fries, as well as an extra large refillable fountain drink. And yes, I'll be paying with my card.

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Is he working retail because the potion seller refused to sell him any potions?

Robert is actually Winston of the theater, and Chad is Charon.

Time is an illusion.

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>Elaine
Shut the fuck up. What do wingers have to do with it? Stupid foreigners. Dont speak unless spoken to.

>Great hiking trip guys, let's meet up again next week for a matinee viewing up John Wick then an 8PM of King of Monsters

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He's doing his modeling during the movies

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Why aren't you in uniform?

Sir, this IS the new uniform

Who let you out of the manlet pit?

youtube.com/watch?v=QRbARuo1Lg8

thanks nigga!

Just give me my fucking Twizzlers and shut up bitch nigga

They made a nigger the manager?

This will be the last time I set foot in this establishment, good day.

>Ah, hello Chad. Robert out for Memorial Day? That's great you picked up his shift. I'll take a large popcorn with an extra splash of butter, a foot long 'cago dog with extra onions, an order of crab legs, and a slice of 'roni 'za - well done.

Sir there is a no n-word policy. Please hand over your ticket and leave.

Y’all niggas sell pizza

W...where....ss
ROBERT
ROBERT HELP ME
HELP ME ROBERT HELP!!!!!!

Based

Will that be ‘go ‘za or York ‘za

>user, you didn't pass the height test, back to the manlet pit you go

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No one hates Chad, they hate women for treating men that arent Chad like shit.

where's the nigger

Where's your nametag, pussy?

oh nO NO NO user you can't say that on 4channel dot org or Hiro will lose advertiseres! Yikes!

the guy in the OP is some middle eastern looking guy who's photoshopped to shit
his batshit russian gf does it for art school

Is this the peak of facial aesthetics? Will all men look like them in the future due to gene engineering?

Never quite understood the falcon and anvil meme, can anyone explain the origin of the meme?

i always read Roberts voice as Charon lol

>discount moot
Kek

>Walk into Theater
>Ask for two tickets to Detective Pikachu
>Slide a coin with a golden popcorn emblemized
>Guy at the register looks at it and slides it into his hand
>"This way sir..."
>Takes me into the back, past the popcorn mine sanitation room, through the Crab Legs farm and past the Theater Falconer
>You're ushered into a door, into a room covered in exquisite wall paper and adorned with small trinkets from across the globe
>In front of you is a man half your height but most assuredly double your taste.
>"Good Afternoon user, I take it the no singles rule did not deter you?"
>You nod as the short man in a tuxedo begins to show you his wares
>"I know of your past fondness for bringing your own personal falcon into the theater, but .."
>The man lifts an Eagle twice your size out of the closet, still cleaning it's pumage
>"I can whole heartedly endourse this new breed of Golden Eagles stright from the deserts of Mongolia... shall I put this on your tab?"
>You nod only once in agreement as he slowly lets the Eagle dismount on the stand next to you
>"Now Mr user, will this viewing of Detective Pikachu be a social event or a more formal affair...?"
>You explain that it is a mere viewing and that you don't plan on bringing anyone else along.
>"Then might I recommend this suit..."
>The man sweeps across the room as he opens a wardrobe and pulls the only suit inside it
>"Made from the Hyde of the Himalayan Sloth, it's fine, supple outer layer will not only protect you from the butter dripping from the crab legs and popcorn you will be consuming, but will also automatically absorb semen that might be shot at you during the viewing event. Observe..."
>You observe in silence as the man displays the suit's ability to absorb his semen

Yo is that Joy Lane?

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York 'za, the TRUE 'za.

'Lou' za

Based

Congratulations, Robert! You can still fuck my wife anytime.

its a guy who has an arthoe GF who photoshops the shit out of it

This is the best post I have read on this board

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He doesn't make her do it, she does it. She's some weird fetishist of masculinity and it's all some weird art project

>the theater had a black market the whole time
How deep does this lore go?

Ahem.

Robert is a nigger and ALL NIGGERS MUST HANG.

based

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What'll it be?

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>Lane is not a fucking name

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>I don't get why so many hate the chads
Capeshit fags are the new chads.

Thank you Robert! I'm sure, with your guidance, that Chad will be a fantastic front of counter member of staff. And I couldn't think of anyone more qualified to run the Kinoplex™ than you, Robert.

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Ayyy what the shiiet cracka, where my nigga lil Bobby at?

>they dindu nuffin

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