Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion

Oh, another one eh.

based

OHHHHHH NOOOOO

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checking them holy trips sneed bro

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What are you trying to sell us you sweaty Jew?

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How embarssing

OH NONONONONONONO

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Very aesthetic so far.

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Me on the yellow in the back

sneed

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me on the far left. i bench 360. come at me, nerds.

this is the real one

ALL THESE AUDIENCE HOES LAUGHING LIKE ITS FUNNY
>Did you say the hoes were laughing?
YEP
>So the audience are a bunch of hoes?
YEP
>*laughter*
CASH ME OUTSIDE HOW BOUT DAT
>huh?
CASH ME OUTSIDE HOW BOUT DAT
>Catch you outside? What does that mean?
WHAT I JUST SAY
youtube.com/watch?v=ZrtSOTGNqA8

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Dont forget this for tonight user

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Based.

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Funny how the trolls all start posting at once....

Stay in you're little discord, sneed normies.

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>comfy dinner time

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Any good torrent already released?

Cut the carbs you fat fuck. You'll have a heart attack
We don't have a discord. This is /sneed/ now

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>holy shit that's clever
jesus

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>quoting the same person twice
Oh no no no its retarded

Not until the bluray gets released. That's gonna drop in July.

fite me bitch

When and where you amerilard pussy?

You know you don’t want these problems bitch

OH NONONONONO

What are you gonna do sit on me? I'll just run circles around you before you fall over and die

Think you have a fucking candle's chance in hell?

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poppin a spicy SNEED in this pathetic thread

Frail.

So what are you trying to sell us you sweaty Jew?

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holy fucking cringe
he mad

/Sneed/ general?

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I'm actually sorry for that comment, I don't want to hurt people.

THIS IS REAL THREAD

welcome brother

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unless you're bugs bunny that isn't going to work

>all these "oh no" posts about the group pic
clear signs of people who can barely look their mom in the eye without dropping their spaghetti lmao sneedposting is empirical evidence of criminal retardation and virginity

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HI FRIENDS
Check out this behind the scenes clip of Alita I found
youtu.be/04YEzfDgofI

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>says the virgin as he posts pictures of a robot girl whom he deeply wants to fuck and suck because no real girl steps within 50 meters of his smelly fat ass

FATTY IS SEETHING

Alitacels in the /Sneed/ thread be like

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>living in the Old World in 2019
Jesus. No wonder you’re seething.

Me in the parking lot, spying on the Alita chads but never joining them because I was scared

Thanks friend. Look at this deleted scene I found youtu.be/yGudjhc2Nu4

absolutely
i attended the meetup and did the accompanying sketch
a sneed time was had by all

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Oh no I bet you are chubby at the end aren't you?

She's not a robot, watch the fucking movie.

EXTREMELY adorable :3

no but I am in the photo B)

OH NO THAT MANLET

>watching a movie for virgin manbabies
no, now have sneed

Alitacels are ugly virgins? Wow how shocking

>no one over 5'8 except the one ugly dude on the right
Holy Sneed 10 sneeds out of cringe thank you for this gift

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NEW THREAD

Unironically me the manlet on the right
Also this pic is better

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We already have a thread split.

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>fatty so fat he isn't even in the half the pic
>dabbing tacobender
ubercringe

we should've all dabbed

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I was surprised there was no weed

Have you fucking faggots never been in a group photo before? Fucking Embarassing

Cringe

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double dubs confirm alita is an embarssement to society

there was technically I think. Nobody smoked though really.

This is a screencap of a video. We did several poses
This was the most cringe so I picked it

Is non-cam out yet?

All should of UwU'ed

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Not till July 9th

Kinbua digits confirm this to be true. We missed our chance. Good thing we took the shot when we did because it got dark pretty quick after that.

What do people do at these meets?

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sneed me outside
HOWBOAWDAH

If you are all little buttfuck buddies then go to your little discord or text group chat to spam this fucking autistic brony tier shit.

the trap gets gang-banged by manlets with micropenises

Im coming, I'm bringing booze, and I'm going to mock you faggots until one of you is dumb enough to try to swing at me

Says the sneedposter...

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> Purposefully coming to see our brony tier spam and working yourself into a seething shoot
Sounds like you’re just mad you’re not getting in on the action faggot
Spread ‘em

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lol

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AAAAA I wanna watch it
I was on a long business trip while it was showing. Then this generals hyped me

The time has come to cleanse your degeneracy from this board. Heil sneed.

Godamit op

Yeah
Boy I sure am missing out on all that "action"

Thread was cursed from the start when OP chose that awful pick for the discussion general desu

Yeah not gonna lie, everyone in these photos has terrible fashion sense. They'd be better dressed if they'd gotten all their clothes from Goodwill. Sorry, not sorry, that's just how it is.

Sneed

Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.

Can I have a rundown?

It baffles me that the jannies have not removed this spam from Yea Forums

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Some anons met at the beach

Internet strangers met up
That’s pretty much it really

Call me crazy, but the person who isn't obsessing over a big eyed shitskin from a shitty movie from months ago probably is having more sex than you

Damn, that sucks user. Hopefully we get a leak sometime before.

Get embarrassed by chads

> no sneed meet to compare to the Alita meet group

Yeah I got this part... Are they all met up from this general?
I hope user

The more they spam these threads and the longer they do it the more people get pissed off. The nuke will be soon despite the tranny jannies babysitting these /trash/ tier threads

ALITAFAGS literally traveled to take pics.

>Thinking sneedposting gets you laid.
OH NO NO NO, THIS CANT BE REAL.

This but uinronically

>Are they all met up from this general?
Pretty much.

Yeah just a bunch of strangers met up because they liked the Alita movie

Sex is not hard to get if you aren't autistic my friend. Big shocker right?

I see. Thank you.

>liked
More like "obsess and jerk off to an ugly big eyed shitskin while writing cringey cancerous Reddit tier posts back and forth to each other for 500+ threads"

Damn, you got us.

> Sneedposters never had a meet
They should since they think they’re much better than Alita

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Is this the /sneed/ general?

Based and sneedpilled

I mean he did.

Sneed posters just mad because they will never get laid.

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They’re mad they don’t know how to socialise
But to be fair the the whole group pic the boomer took for us was pretty shit

this thread will return to comfy rather than just sorta-comfy.

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yes, but /sneed/ is a bit fragmented right now.
are all part of sneed general
projection much sweaty

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Welcome friend. We finally have a home, pull up a chair and mock a brony with us

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I mean we had my little tripod and that cooler, we could've just done it ourselves doesn't really matter, the pic served its purpose

>socialize
Ah yes. Fat manlets and sweaty neck beards talking about some big eyed cunt is true socializing.

Socialize: to participate in social activities; mix socially with others.

Eat shit faggot

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How much "true socializing" you get up to lately?

Huh, Sneediot!?

Trips of truth. You faggots were probably too scared to even bring any booze to loosen up and try to fuck the one girl(???) Who is with you.

it's not worth it, he's retarded and clearly begins sweating bullets when visual distance of a girl.

You guys are so cute!
Rude.

Some alcohol was involved and maybe a kiss

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lol I brought beer but keep believing what you want, friend.

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>you guys are so cute!
You must live around some ugly motherfuckers

Please dont bring that shitstorm upon us again

By that definition, this thread is socializing
>kissing
did you fags have gay sex?

Stay in your discord you pathetic faggots

Oh sick burn

mindlessly posting stale sneed """""humour""""" does not qualify as discussion. maybe it does if you have a cliboard around your neck with a crayon though

Yes we did
All the men kissed and the girl recorded everything

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

nah user, VA kissed one of the guys, nothing gay happened

>sneed """""humor"""" says the virgin posting about how he wants to fuck a bug eyed robot that looks like a little girl

>Sure, why not!

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Guys do you think VA fucked the guy she kissed

>did you fags have gay sex?
Obviously. What else are we suppose to do at a meet up?

>a degenerate whore was drunk and lewd at the meet up
disgusting

Well shes asexual, so no.

>girl kissing guy
>disgusting
wow it's okay to be gay but relax bud

Let's get this general back on track

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Sneed showing Yea Forums yet again, why the Jannie's should perma ban their asses.

It's not like they kissed the girl, these generals are for forever alone autists only

based

>asexual
She (formerly he) needs to commit neck rope

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Thanks for bringing that back up.

Ah finally home after two days of driving, can't wait to get on /ALITA/ and get comfy with my Alitafrens
>four simultaneous threads with the most trolling we have had all month

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idiots trying to rile us up and they're failing spectacularly.

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> says we’re virgins for not drinking and “loosening up”
> then claims we got drunk and had sex
Have sex virgin

t. ESL.

> Yea Forums
just what is that, reddit?

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Yes, keep bumping the threads. Help them to reach their goal. Tards.

Imagine the drunk fugly girl trying to fuck the guys but the fatties are too beta and the rest are too focused on some bug eyed cartoon kek

>sneedposting so weak and limp dicked now they can only attack a single word missing
well, attack as hard as you can I guess

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No

>failing spectacularly
You butthurt autists created 5 different threads in a 10 minute span

For real though.

E

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Why would we bother when you're pathetic enough already without getting your ass kicked

Fucking 0iq sneed poster, I was referring to sneed dumb ass.

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Sneedposting is done by the alita fans to bumb their own threads

Yeah someone brought a bong and pipes and a bunch of weed apparently but we were having plenty of fun without it

Here's to 400 more threads of sneedposting!!!!

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>sneeds seething
>frantically trying to derail us
>only pushing us further to our goal
thanks friends, your hard work is appreciated. Thank you for being slaved to our general, we'd never get this far without you!

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Try me, faggot. I’ll snap your arm and shove my cock in your mouth

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I’m not a sneedposter.
I just don’t like ESLs. Fuck off Pablo.

yeah /failita/ has always stunk of smelly mexican scum

I feel like I should feel vindicated given that we're clearly not the problem like Jerome insisted we were but this is the last thing I wanted

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I’ll feed you AND seed you. Wanna know why?
Because my name is Sneed.

que?

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VA kissed one user
fucking whore
yeah bullshit is that what she told you when she turned you down

whoah, calm down there paco!

> sneeditors

> threaten to mock and fight Alita anons if they try to swing at you
> someone tries to swing at you
> weasel out
Twat

trying to help you bro. immigracion is around

> girl does something
> whore
Have sex

>Sneed on the left.

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Whew, good to finally be home. Check out this rad bike we saw on the way to Vegas.

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> not just hiding the sneed virgin posts

If we could stop splitting the threads though that would be super

CO bros? Nice
Glad you made it home safe

wow that's pretty sneed!
FUCK SPICS AND PACOS

I totally read that as "if we could stop spitting in the threads"

Dope must have been quite a ride

> not just hiding the city slicker posts

>that little lip bite
something new every time.

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can someone post the webm of rosa from the korean show where she has that bunny hat on and glassy eyes pls?

It's mainly that it looks like it was pure chaos for the last couple hours but at least it seems to be dying down

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At first I thought you said FUCK TACOS and I was about to get really mad.

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Sneedbros I don't think we should go after alitafags. They never spill out of their containment threads I don't even know what this flick is about, unlike capeshit and star wars, our real enemies

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incredible.

actually based, a true gentleman.

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thank you

SNEED - FEED AND SEETHE WE’RE VIRGINS AND LOVE COCK
> SNEED - FEED AND SEETHE WE’RE VIRGINS AND LOVE COCK
SNEED - FEED AND SEETHE WE’RE VIRGINS AND LOVE COCK
> SNEED - FEED AND SEETHE WE’RE VIRGINS AND LOVE COCK
SNEED - FEED AND SEETHE WE’RE VIRGINS AND LOVE COCK
> SNEED - FEED AND SEETHE WE’RE VIRGINS AND LOVE COCK

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Stop pretending to be me.
FUCK BUG EYES

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How many marvel threads do you see on this board right now? Sneed in all of them brother

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SNEED

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Indeed. Two snowstorms, a near blowout in the desert with a miraculous save (blessings were upon us) and seeing this thing were highlights of the trip.

Goodnight /Sneed/ I'll be back tomorrow

jesus dude, glad you guys got back all right.

sneed bump

Nice frens
Hope to see you again sometime

Kys poser

so do it, what are you waiting for?

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Im ready for the club hugo

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based intentional cringe man

Kek

fuck sneed
who #alitaarmy here?

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have we started the fire?

love this new Alita promo

we're all Alita troops here.

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you wouldn’t know though
you’ve never had sex before
and I doubt you ever will

without sound

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>At least a dozen Sneedfags flooding the thread
>Still only 41 unique posters
damn this shit is sad just put it out of its misery

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dumb fucking phoneposter

agreed, friend

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This is the tire that blew, for anyone who didn't see the pic yesterday

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fuck alita
who #sneedtrooper here?
Just came back from shopping at my Feed&Seed

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no fuck you

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here you go, use it wisely

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No, feed you.

sneedtroopers will not survive.

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Bumping to help kill this thread faster. OP's image is an abomination.

FUCK SNEED
we need more based alita posters like pic related!

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Just like your thread.

Represent

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>past halfway to #600
lmao keep deluding yourself.

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Are you faggots that threatened by Sneed that badly that you need to make Sneed anti Alita?
Why? Because you can't discuss your an animated sitcom with topical comedy from 30 years ago

What is sneed?

Baby don't seed me.

Sneed posters have to get out or their mothers will die in their sleep tonight

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Your mom's cock

they’re anti-generals.
I already told you guys yesterday.
it’s not you, it’s not the movie, it’s generals as an overall concept. they want to shitpost you to death like they did to /reylo/

no it's because we love you guys
keep going
>sneed juice

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Oh look a magick user, you faggots get me so sick
Sigils don't work retard
Oh look alita the transexual witch, hurrrr hurrr look the moon is waning hurr hurrr much vibrations

>past halfway to #600
Damn #500 didn't really feel all that long ago.

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this is a fucking based edit user. Excellent work. Ave Lucifer.

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I don’t mind sneed when it’s delivered cleverly but it’s just the same virgins spamming

>they’re anti-generals
OOOH SCARY

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............sneed................

Great, atheists in the Alita community, damn remember that chapter when Alita went to planned Parenthood, also that chapter where Alita got fucked by a big black bot, tell me more about Alita

Tick tock sneed fag
Someone in your family will get cancer and die a painful death
Then your hear their screams every night, pleading for mercy

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jokes' on you hot topic, i have no friends or family!
SNEEEEEEEED

You have nothing to be scared of for, now. But you will.

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I was going to buy the 4k bluray, I was excited to see it.
You fucking ruined it with your attitude
Like a rotten feast
Fuck you, I don't give a shit about this fucking movie anymore
And guess what I already have a tumor in my chest, looks like a beat you to that huh

Sneed!

Behold Yea Forums, Alita fans in all their splendor

>discordfags sperging over the concept of generals
they sound like a confused bunch

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To live a life of solitude and selfishness is to condemn yourself to eternal suffering. You will burn.

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hey now I'm a Gnostic-Luciferian.

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yeah. agreed
I liked Alita because it was just good people fighting a good fight. Not this satanic bullshit
These edgelords have ruined alita for me

Shut up bitch

>sneedfag shits up the thread and gets mad when he gets hit back
I hope you die a slow horrible death
or join us and be healed

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Well Alita fags threatening the health of mothers just because someone got them a little angry.
Do you think Alita would do that shit, she wouldn't kill someone just for that, she's good

>sneedposters scared of the scathing truth of the Morning Star.
lol

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What's so bad about a tumor?

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>alitacucks are sanatic city slickers
sneed... get the shotgun

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Ok fren do what thou wilt

You ruined any sense of community I sensed in Alita fans, even in the beginning in the thread I saw that meet up and thought it was genuine.
Now I see you're all rotten to the core
It's all rotten

>sanatic
my sides are in orbit

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We all got so depressed that we became goffik and converted to Stanism

yes, but that is what discord is for.
they don’t like the idea of generals because it reminds them of a subreddit (which I guess they have some experience with) and they feel that Yea Forums(nel) is for anonymous posting and generals are a haven for namefagging, which they aren’t wrong about. they don’t like the concept of generals, I would assume because some people make themselves useful by creating stuff for the thread and thus getting some attention, which breeds jealousy and contempt. they don’t like it when people earn nicknames either.

However uncomfortable sneed posters think they can make us, I can make it a lot worse.
Whether or not they believe in what I am saying is irrelevant.
It hit a nerve and turned their knees to jelly, and it specially will late at night when they’re alone with their thoughts.
They have done this to themselves.
If they believe in any god, I suggest they start praying now.

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is there a rip? is that what this's about?

There's a decent cam rip but no I don't know what this is about

>t. sneedshitter
you're not fooling anyone you clown

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we've had a rip for a long time. We're just slowly culling the sneed-infestation.

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I wonder what Alita would think of this

> thread ruined by sneedfags and satanists
yeah. i'm done with Yea Forums

kek

Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.

an attempt was made I suppose with this false flag. Have a cheap coin for your "effort".

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Lick my nuts you satanic faggot.

Escape as much as you can with your memes. You will never be able to escape from yourself. You will suffer for eternity.

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I don't have a link on me, but there's a decent enough rip out there that someone cobbled together. And no, this is just a couple of discord kids putting on a raid.

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We need Alita to bless this thread
>bless all Alita posters, bless their families, bless their pets
> bless and heal all Alita fans and protect them from harm. Protection, blessings and prosperity for every person that loves Alita.
> in the name of god and 99 dubs. Amen

>floplita is an absolute abomination of an adaptation
>performs appallingly at the box office
>trust me guys, there will be a sequel!
Well, I'm convinced

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I came to this thread thinking it was a funny Sneed Alita thread, then I see these faggots threatening people's mother's and health over petty garbage.

She is the fallen angel.

Serves you right for be being a faggot Colorado nigger.

Forgot pic:

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I hate sneed posters and trolls but im afraid about an /alita/ poster that might have posted something as a joke

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well you know they can just fuck off to another thread if they're not happy
Yea Forums is a public space and things change
the only people who have any say on this generals are the moderators
not some sneedposters, they have no power on this general and never will

praying at my Alita-altar. Blessings upon the faithful and all those who seek comfy.

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Good ritual shitposting is a lost art and that's a damned shame.

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i dun shot me a goat once, buckshot ripped his guts up somethin fierce. he cooked up real gud tho, was good feed.

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like pottery

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got my hopes up
that does look like a nice rip though, it's been years since I've watched a cam

Heretics will burn eternal

based immunity janny

>WHO IS NEXT BREAD BAKER?
WHO IS NEXT BREAD BAKER?
>WHO IS NEXT BREAD BAKER?

Post a good image so we know its the real official /alita/ thread.

>bump limit in less than three hours
lol thanks sneedfags #999 here we come

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When is there going to be an HD release so i can finally watch it. I dont feel like going to my discount theater to watch it.

Immunity dog only works if it’s posted prior to a curse being outed. Sneeds did this to themselves.

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yeah it's honestly pretty good and magnitudes better than the old Chinese one where the watermarks were relentless. The color is fixed too.
does this make them cucks for furthering our ends so willingly? lmao

>Sacred god of the universe protect bless and heal all /alita/ posters and fans of alita.

>In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti
>Dominus vobiscum

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Im only posting it for any /alita/ members that might have joke posted.
Not for the sneed. I only want to bless and protect our own.

keep telling yourself that.
and keep your buttholes tight or they’ll crawl right up in there and you won’t like that one bit, no siree.

That may be true but its still time to shut these threads down. Don't even try making another one. There is no point.

user, whoever you are I really like your posts./spoiler]

lmao
you literally don't know what you're dealing with

Cutest Psycho!

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This is it. The final alita general has flown by. Bump limit is here already. We will be sliding off page ten forever soon. I'm going to miss you guys.

If you have any power over us whatsoever then why are we about to hit general #553

I tried to tell them bro. I’m on your side now btw.

it's like you don't know we've nearly gotten to 400 posts before lmao

>cutest psycho
I assume you mean Alita

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Yea Forums belongs to /ecg/ now incels

SOMEONE BAKE

You aren't going anywhere. This is the last /ALITA/ thread. You wont be allowed to make another one. The shitposting is out of hand in these threads. Time for them to be autopruned into the

Is someone baking bread or should I just do it

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I always think she's holding a hockey stick in this
I'd feel weird if people DIDN'T say our time was up now. It's basically saying "see you next thread friend!" to me now.

You forgot your asuk, friend.

HELLO, NEW BREAD
HELLO, NEW BREAD

try as you may, you can't kill us with shitposting
we are not /reylo/
much more resilient
we will end by our own will

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nobody has called it. Go for it.

No. Don't bake anymore. These generals are stupid. Don't ever make another one. Just fuck off back to your discord. Your cancerous ilk isn't welcome on Yea Forums anymore.

>Artificial shitlita general #552.
Fake general propped up by tranny jannies.
Terrible film with what turns out to be an entirely degenerate fandom.
#552 generals where you'll get shouted down if you so much as try to discuss the movie.
No these are not for movie discussion, but posting weebshit reaction images cut from a fucking cam-rip of all places.
Never has there been a more disgusting collection of social rejects than the /alita/ threads.
Far worse than the cunnyposters.

Based. Sneed and best girl unite
We made you so mad you start praying for assistance. I count that as a win.

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{4:4} Et scitote quoniam mirificavit Dominus sanctum suum: Dominus exaudiet me cum clamavero ad eum. Irascimini, et nolite peccare: quæ dicitis in cordibus vestris, in cubilibus vestris compungimini.

{4:6} Sacrificate sacrificium iustitiæ, et sperate in Domino. Multi dicunt: Quis ostendit nobis bona?
{4:7} Signatum est super nos lumen vultus tui Domine: dedisti lætitiam in corde meo.
{4:8} A fructu frumenti, vini, et olei sui multiplicati sunt.
{4:9} In pace in idipsum dormiam, et requiescam;
{4:10} Quoniam tu Domine singulariter in spe constituisti me.

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>alita threads are were the crowleyite discord trannys have been cowering
topkek. day of suicide soon.

Im an /alita/ poster. I have no idea about the sneed bullshit but im praying for the other /alita/ anons.

tl;dr lol

Supposedly, Cash has leaks out now.