/RBMK/ - Chernobyl General

all the deaths will be off-screen

Please I need all your spurdos I'll be sent to the roof if you don't post them

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keep telling yourself that

I just want a simple one saying
>fuggg :DD u blew the readgor

Yeah sure.

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>tfw you finally get that butter and caviar sandwich

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Courtesy of our backwards writing brethren at 2ch Yea Forums

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quads confirms graphic doggo and kot killings

STEAM?

fuck that after they showed the pizza people I'm ready to see some dogs get brained

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that one is spooky

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at least we can find solace in the fact that the pets will be killed quickly

meant to say STREAM?

he he ha ha heh haa ha ha hoo hoo hah
hah and I thought my feedwater was bad

listening to podcast right meow

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Hey guise

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give me your best smoothskin memes

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yes there was a steam explosion

>banana slip sound effect

>tfw pizza for dinner

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Aaahhh...

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The pets will be shot quickly while the humans agonize with their bodies falling apart for weeks before the end.

What did they mean by this?

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all better

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>Ay Tone, hol' on this screwdriver for a moment, will ya? Be careful not to drop that cocksucker

Reminder to Chernobros to watch Edge Of Darkness (1985). Absolute radkino with Bob Peck & Joe Don Baker, one of the best BBC dramas ever
dailymotion.com/video/x3hhwp4
youtube.com/watch?v=SlV45HbJm4c

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got the clever girl guy. That's neat.

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Impeccable teeth!

Spoiler that shit user, we're all dead now

someone make him smile one last time...

fucking saved

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I taste metal

3.6 hours

I tried to FaceApp Akimfu, and this happened :__;

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fuck

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Not good, but not bad. I've waited longer

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He's fantastic in it, the role made him a star. Joe Don is stupendous too

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FUCK

God dammit.

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>HBO Go isn't available in Canada
>Have to use Crave TV
>Max resolution is fucking 720p
Excuse me what the flying fuck

same here dude, gotta make do.

What time is the new ep

Wait wtf this show is in English? Or did I get the wrong torrent?

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1 hour and 17 minutes

>has a parade downwind 5 days after a nuclear reactor exploded
what did they mean by this?

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oh boy here we go again

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When I was with TELUS I could still stream it at 4K through my box but Shaw and their fucking Crave on PC is capped to this?

not even worth the (You)

that's fine. all manner of human suffering is okay, but a dog whimpers and my heart hurts.

Yes.

why are they so sad?

they keep talking up the future for higher resolutions and bitrates, but don't hold your breath.

He fell into acid = jerky

>Or did I get the wrong torrent?
look for the original russian version, any decent tracker will have it you pleb

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Thanks comrade

>russians
>being happy

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slavs don't smile

Lovely day at the Elephant's Foot, come join me anons!

The russian soul is mysterious.
And sad.

>shoots your foot

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So will season 2 be about Lyudmilla's supermutant baby?

Chernobyl a SHIT

super mutants were created with FEV

>Implying it won't be a complete retelling of the Pripyat missions from Modern Warfare

MISHA, PUT DOWN THAT FOOKING ROCK

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perfectly healthy

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If only had it taken more amerilards with him

that feels like a wasted opportunity desu, like playing metro or stalker w eng voices

This doesn't look dubbed to me desu

why are irish women so perfect?

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>Not playing STALKER with english voices

don't even give him any more (You)s

Clearly you have never been to Ireland

are you an idiot?
fucking slavaboo kys

isn't this show all about slav things you deranged nigger

reminder that Dolores O'Riordan of The Cranberries got so shitfaced she drowned to death in her own bathtub

yeah those fake """"russian"""" accents would be so much better

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he didn't take any

Holy fuck. I didn't get it at first then it hit me really hard.

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Did the actress actually say this?

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ALL RADIATION LEAKS SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM

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no, it's bait

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seems like you're just a baitfag but if you're not they cited the movie Citizen X as inspiration for why they chose not to do stupid accents. They tried doing accents during casting and early rehersals but felt like the "actors were playing the accents instead of the characters."

Also Death of Stalin came out last year and also went the no accent route and was kino as fuck.

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Please tell me that isn't real

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no

it took Daghlian and Slotin

I'm not talking about accents, meant having Ukrainian/Russian actors, but meh what ever

Rare footage of liquidators after a shift on the roof of the nuclear power plant. Circa 1986, June. This is what radiation can do to a human.. Poor bastards..
youtu.be/qkNs_GRproo

Its from Eraserhead stupid

pleb

have sex

stahp

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I don't undestand gopnik
Explain

Good to hear, it was rustling my Roentgens.

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Fuckin kino computer. Reminds me of the good ol times in the early 2000s which my first computer looked exactly like that.

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looks like someone isnt into 10/10 kinoplexes

Lynch never revealed how he did that effect. If it is an effect.

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It's a british production being made for an English speaking audience. If you wanted it in their language you'd want Russians/Ukranians to produce it, and they won't because they're "deeply insecure" about their past.

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How many more hours till episode 4 is on lads?

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I remember the low pitched TEE-TEE-DOO before the POST beep

Title says "from a movie"

>more based Dyatlov
CYKA

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does this show feature those divers that went into radioactive water to open the valve?

so this is the power... of one (1) chest xray

FUCK OFF FURRY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

plz be nice to user

FACEAPP HIM RIGHT NOW

>furry
?

yes

Core-chan, wash your hands for supper. And don't forget to take your iodine pills in the morning!

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tanks fren

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i had a stupid imac in the early 00s. that pc is from like 1982

For you

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are you perhaps a tad bit mentally challenged?

>That bulge

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BASED S T R E A M

twitch.tv/vojitoz

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Were you fucking poor? I haven't owned a computer that looked like that since the early 80's. Windows 95 was literally in 95.

Is she zombie now?

you mean graphite pills
and she's having uranium-235 for supper

Dont forget to yank one out for her before the episode

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based
braindead

almost as cringe as posting a discord
off yourself

>early 2000s
>my first computer looked exactly like that.
I had my first comp in 96 and shit like that was already an antique nigga where are you living

Death of Stalin was fucking fantastic. Did anyone else watch that and think the guy playing Beria was perfect for a more realistic (but fun) take on the Penguin?

My fookin sides

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you son of a bitch

50 minutes

I remember a while back I watched a TED talk or some shit about how thorium would make for a better reactor. Any truth to that?

Classist scum

They age like Milk.

your welcome user

I'm from Belarus, and yes, my family was poor.

Good morning, /RBMK/.

Fuck off, they had full 3D games in the mid-late 90's so a friggen DOS computer was totally retrograde. Hell the first UT came out in 99'.

I think I'll yank my fucking eyes out, thanks a lot.

this is soggy i will be streaming in 38 mins

That's what you get for siding with the Reds. We Whites tried to save you from that, but alas.

FUCK YOU FUCKING FURRIES YOU WILL NEVER GET ME YOU FUCKING IMBECILES YOU ALL DESERVE TO BE PUT UP ON THE MAIN SQUARE AND SHOT AND THEN PISSED ON BY DOGS AND CATS BUT POST-MORTEM BECAUSE YOU'D PROBABLY ENJOY IT OTHERWISE
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

That's cute user.
Also is it fucking late over there?

Cheers dude.

what games did you play on your computer?

So when Legasov said cancer for everyone there in 5 years, was he just defaulting to the worst case scenario?

Not bad, not great.

based retard

insert your genitals into a human female

based based based

>nobody has posted core-chan yet

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AT LEAST I AM INTO DOES AND YOU JUST WANT TO FUCK GOATS AND CATS AND WOLVES

Really? I think she quite easy to look at for an elderly madam1

Aah

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WHY ARE YOU FURRYFYING THE FUCKING NUCLEAR PLANT CORE ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED
WHO ARE THE PEOPLE THAT ENJOY THIS

I'm not a furry but if you're into Bambi, good for you, whatever

Everything that happens in the show happened irl? The core actually exploded like this? seems impossible

Spotted the newfag

It's 3 AM right now.

My machine runed Half-Life2 pretty well. San-Andreas, The Sims, a lot.

I don't think this is furry though. I don't think a Fissioning nuclear core quite qualifies as furry. IDK what it is, but I think you need a new adjective.

get a load of this hot head

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might want to come back in a few years there youngster

See

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but that's new shit, I thought we were talking Dangerous dave, the lemmings etc

Essentially. Most things omitted are for time compression sake. But yes the core really exploded like that.

stream?

what time da episode

>I am into does
what

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40 minutes

My sides

moe

twitch.tv/soggyslopper4 starting in 30

My computer wasn't a potato, (although looked like one).

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Wait. It starts at 9 EST?

so where can I stream the new episode?
shithole country is one week behind schedule with the episodes

Wasn't there one smart bloke in chernobyl who just packed up and left the moment he saw the reactor blow?

so you had a pretty modern computer in a horizontal case with a cathode ray monitor, nothing like the machine in the picture lmao

>the kids never got to ride the ferris wheel

she's heavier now. more of a pot belly. i'm into it

>30 minutes

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yikes have sex

I would an intelligent woman

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starts at 10pm EST

wrong

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Are u live?

discord tranny

sorry I had too many chest X-Rays

right.

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She's old though

Anyone streaming so we can watch together?

is this the place?

>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
fuck you

cytube /r/tv-movienight ?

>tfw no slav gf

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wrong

They watch on cytube 1hr after it premiers

Nigga you gay

people are streaming on twitch because the staff gave up taking down pirate streams

t. geriatrophile

Such a sexy haircut. Was this a popular hairstyle in the Ukraine? The clone on Orphan Black had the same hairstyle.

You're thinking crt monitor. They've come a long way, the one in the video is a monochrome one, it literally only shows shades of green. The difference between that pc and the ones households had in 2000s, even the budget ones, is akin to the difference between tetris and a 3ds or something.

You belong in the infirmary

>it's fine boys
this is so good. it gives me the fucking anxiety when watching it. THIS. IS. PEAK. CINEMATOGRAPHY!
after every episode i get that empty feeling. it's so intense.
new, fresh and kino. more like this please.

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Decent tits, not fat, plus you can chat about nuclear physics after.

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>were perms popular in the 80s?

Have sex, fat mutt.

Ep 1 streaming now
twitch.tv/vojitoz

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am i wrong for laughing at this it looks like a cartoon dinosaur

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wew lad pls be joking

i know its not real but is it supposed to be funny it looks like somekind of asteroid-tan

I JUST WANT TO WATCH THE NEW EPISODE REEEE

>I would an intelligent woman
enjoy the possibility that she'll start earning more than you, grow unhappy with your cashlet ass and divorce you
>that's what happened to my old man

>meant to kill 100,000 people
>only killed 2

2/100,000

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Is it true bullets were fired into the destroyed core by the military?

>you'll be fine you'll see
lol

Shes aged pretty badly. She was hotter in MMMM NOOTKA.

Did the guy on the far right dye his hair to look like a cool New Wave rocker?

>HBO only shows the next episode in my country on Friday
>They literally showed GoT three minutes after the original broadcast
>I have to wait four days to post here unless I pirate the show and watch it on my computer like a savage

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What is HBO Now?

I miss core chan guys :(

you can't figure out a way to put it on your TV from your computer?
yeah, you ARE a savage

I'll livestream the CAM version for you

I miss drawfag

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>pirate the show and watch it on my computer like a savage

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Get a load of this goy

I miss her, I hope she is doing ok :(

ALMOST TIME FOR KINO

>Not watching it on a 4K IPS monitor
lmao get a load of this poorfag

stream where?

>Russians/Ukranians to produce it, and they won't because they're "deeply insecure" about their past.
Ukrainians and Lithuanians actually did help produce it and they filmed there. They hate the USSR and Russia though so they of course must embellish and push blame. The Ukrainian team worked on an anti-russia famine movie before this and Lithuania is shutting down Chernobyls sister reactor since 2014 even though it had safety upgrades in the 90s.

makes u think

>Twitch jannies

hbonow.com

rip strim.

No but it's still an 70 minutes away. It goes up at 10 PM EST , not 9 PM.

link pls

F

f for stream

Twitch got jewed, stream just went down.

At least they get paid
>pic related

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10PM dog.

They covered her up...I hope she isn't lonely under there all alone :(

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twitch.tv/soggyslopper4 10 minutes get popcorn

>streaming in artifact
bad move fren, they're onto you. stream in something older, like one of the Kensei games.

>pizza hut just arrived
>cracked open some monster zero
I'm ready

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are you stupid?

based

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>lonely
im sure theres skeletons in there with her

Will magnet links be available on TPB right afterward?

wait 10-15 minutes

Please stop mocking Gorbachev

None are working

hola mi amor

>480p
the fuck bro

>twitch.tv/soggyslopper4
it started now, show starts in 5 min or so

Any links for a stream?

i can feel it

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gonna stream the new episode here if anyone wants to join us

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HBO Go

Get out of Yea Forums

>hehehehehehehe

I hope so :(...I just don't want her to be alone

where my Crave TV leafs at?
enjoy the bitrate boys :^)

Soggysloppy is up and running now my bad

lol nope

dont want mine to get nuked too

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they're just as ugly as the average person from everywhere, are you dumb?

>The Elephant's Foot will cool over time, but it will remain radioactive and (if you were able to touch it) warm for centuries to come.
awesome

120 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!

is this in 480p?

underrated

guess all the twitch trannies fucked off

I am RBMK, I AM RBMK, bring back rbmk reactors, put RBMK 1000 model back in service worldwide, RBMK is beautiful

user you aren't really warm

time for kinobyl

see ya'll in an hour

if doubles we get Akimov in flashbacks

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OH MY GOD ITS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLEAR THE RAMP!
THIRTY SECONDS!
GOD BE WITH YA!

here we go.

SOVIET HAT GUY EPISODE IS UP

DAVAI DAVAI DAVAI!

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>HBO shilling Beto the furry

Imagine polluting my kino by advertising this right before

Come comrades

cytube /r/tv-movienight

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING BROS

Mosin action tonight guys.

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>HBOgo suddenly shows that the show has 5 episodes
What te fuck

>mfw 10pm fags

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NEMOONYE NEYMONYE

>brief nudity
Miner kino on the way boys.

IT'S UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP

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Comfy radiation time bois

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Watching on a 720p stream. Later comrades.

It's on!!

HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST ANIMAL DEATH = COW

LINK THE STREAM

soggyslopper4

MILKIES MILKIES MIKISE SLKJMIELSKIES MIKLKIES MILKIES MILKIES

Cow got capped

F

its time to go.

Any other HBONOWfags here?

FUCK YOU IM 80 BITCH!

...

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>3.6 ROENTGENS? YOU'RE A BIG RAD

>No, leave.

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KGB