Cast a better snake, pro tip you cant

cast a better snake, pro tip you cant.

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Aidan Gillen

That guy who plays Gendry

a fat manlet?

>Gendry as Solid
>Bale as Liquid

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they dont even have an inkling of resemblance, are you high?>

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Kurt Russell obviously snake was based on him.

but hes to old user

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Nikolaj Coster Waldau

He could play MGS4 Big Boss.

rather cast him as liquid.
we know from GoT he can act condescending as fuck.
plus, he has natural blonde hair.

>Nikolaj Coster Waldau
shiiit, hes got that jaw line
this

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Cast just any meathead from the gym, who has similar facial features. He's not gonna be "acting" much in the flick anyways. Snake's face barely shows any emotions. He'd just use binoculars, crawl in a mud, climb some ladders and shoot some guns... the other actors would be important for casting.

come on man, that's liquid

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Whoever kojima pirated for mg2/mg1 and snatcher
>Tfw no Policenauts movie starring Mel Gibson and Danny glover

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Doesn't really look much like him I guess, but I think it'd be pretty neat to get Wyatt Russell as Solid and Kurt Russell as Big Boss.

Idris Elba

he has some resemblence

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I was talking about Wyatt Russell not looking like Snake. Bale would be cool. I think that Snake's appearance was based on Hugh Jackman in the MGS2-3 era, and Hideo even mentioned him as his top pick at one point.

it's settled then.
bale as solid and nikolaj as liquid.
who'd be meryl though? and ocelot?

>METAL GEAR SOLID!!!

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>ho could play MG1 bib boss
FTFY

kek
looks
like corey feldman from lost boys

fucking rancid

what's s.o.i. about MGS?

>Hideo even mentioned him as his top pick at one point.
yeah, i remember he mentiones him when the wolverine was on top of charts, but we need some one not that old.

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Do you troll because you're life is so empty you can't stand it?

cry more marvel cuck

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Then I guess Bale's out too.

The actor would have to play both Snake and Liquid.

Theyre supposed to be identicle though. Or does it not matter?

>who'd be meryl though?
She is supposed to be younger than Snake, but all the ginger actresses I know are either in their early 20s or mid-40s. Maybe Liz Olsen with dyed hair?
>and ocelot?
If we go by Kurt Russell being Old Big Boss, then Sam Elliot would be perfect, but the guy's too old. Same goes for Clint Eastwood. Maybe Donald Sutherland?
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What about Raiden and Kaz? Younger Big Boss? Boss I think was settled with Cate Blanchett. There's also Solidus, but I think Stephen Lang could do it.

but come non user, hes not that old is he?

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erza miller
>hes young
>hes got the jawline
>hes got the legs

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If Bale isn't too old then I choose Huge Jacked Man.

You all know the real pick is Kit for Snake and Emilia for Meryl

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nigger you basically nailed everything, i don't think i could come up with something better.
but aren't they making an mgs movie already? last i heard about it was in 2015 i think.

Why do you ask us to do something then go on to claim that we can’t? Never gonna get tired of this kino meme you idiots do.

this guy is making the film with hideos blessing and everything, sounds like a pretty big deal but im not impressed with his work

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Scott Adkins. He at least is a martial artist too.

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>nigger
Don't go around comparing people with animals user; it's rude (I'm honestly glad there aren't any nigs in MGS so that I won't have to cast them). Yeah, the Kong Island director is "making" an MGS flick, but it's more like they're looking for investors and such. So it's "in development". Anyway, seeing as I still have Kaz, Young Big Boss, and Raiden left, might as well do them too.
>Kaz
Brad Pitt would fit.
>Raiden
This is tough since you need a jacked prettyboy who can be a psycho and sweet... Fassbender. He's already got Raiden's canon big cock.
>Young Big Boss
Just get Hugh Jackman. He ain't that old, especially if Bale's gonna be Solid.

He looks like a yid that will cast snake as a black guy

Kojima even thought of Bale or Nolan did, and Kojima has considered Nolan for the director's role as well.
Yes very much so, he'd be an awesome Liquid, just hope he'd get to be in more than one movie though.
Now who's Ocelot?

Chris Evans with the beard he had in Infinity War.

>and Kojima has considered Nolan for the director's role as well

If Nolan directs then Snake would either be played by Christian Bale or Tom Hardy.

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>>Kaz
>Brad Pitt would fit.
i have my doubts, but proceed.

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Wow.... this is actually good

Im ok with this

i dont want snake to be a ragging faggot sjw

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Michael Wincott is Ocelot.

Honestly I'm ok with this

A MGS movie would never work

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What did he say again?

Ladies and gentlemen, Kazuhira Miller.

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a dude!

>cate blanchett
>decrepit old hag as sexy unstoppable killing machine

MGS is too over the top and gamey, a movie would be Resident Evil tier shit

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but is he dummy thick?

this!

IMPRESSIVE

captan marvel has a non existent story line that has been rebooted more then 8 times and yet there was a movie...

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Ok ok with this

He hates MGS2, so he's already proved himself unqualified to direct it.

>He hates MGS2
citation needed

MGS3 >= MGS 5 > all

Karl Urban would be perfect for Solid/Liquid.

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David Hayter

source pls i need to read about this.

isn't he fat now?

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nah he already dredd

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serious question, i like his acting, but i haven't seen him in anything in a lot of time, my question, has his mental illness helped his acting of has it made it worse?

Who was in the wrong here? youtu.be/PxbjI9wSYpw

it's helped his performances, but it hasn't helped his career.

Yea there's only one answer. Other guys have the look but only one guy has the look and the autism. Plus we could get Mel as old Big Boss for maximum kino.

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the interviewer for being autistic

Remember when he said he wants the role?

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he may do a good job, but I don't want to see it.

Tell me about Metal Gear, why does Liquid want it?

This image turned me bi

wtf

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Josh Brolin as Ocelot.

What's Kaz's full name?

Based Henry Cavill turning lesbians bi-sexual

Liquid did nothing wrong

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NO

now i want this film and know it will never happen

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He did though

doesn't mean he'll get it.

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You're right but the moment he said that he instantly became the most high profile and powerful entity attached to a MG. That bearded fuck can tweet about how he's making a MGS movie from now until the end of time, a star of Oscar's caliber wanting it will actually get it made.

Eric Bana

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nah

Ya'll are talking about real actors and based older action guys as if it's not gonna be this dork or the tool from Ready Player One or some other nu-Hollywood twerp

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Who are they kidding? No one goes to the movies to see Incel Eggnot.

They decided he's a star so he will star in 7 box office bombs before they accept that he's not

No, I agree with him. Bana would be good.
Good choice user

>Bana would have been good.
ftfy

Sure. Just like Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman.

>"Mmm... Metal Gear"
yea i'm thinkin it's kino

ok

Are you kidding kiddo? He looks like Charlie from Sunny.

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>he instantly became the most high profile and powerful entity attached to a MG.
lel

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quit speaking like a nigger.

>entity

So he became a ghost?

That's Vulcan Raven. Batista would be better.

HOW ABOUT
The fact that Metal Gear Solid worked best as the video game series that it came out as? Even then the last one almost didn't get made.

Why the fuck would anyone want to see some cast of a two hour movie try to recreate the games within some shitty watered down Hollywood adaptation?

Hell, even distilling hours of gameplay and cut scenes down to a couple hours is fucking dumb. Right now I'm watching a playthrough of a MGS game and it is hours and hours along. I'd rather watch this than a shitty Hollywood movie. Plus it made me go back and play some side missions again.

Why the fuck can't Hollywood just adapt short stories? Or, heaven forbid, write some original content for scripts? This idea of adapting long running anime series or hours of gameplay from vidya is stupid.

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DAMN

That's perfect bra

shut up

That's who I thought the fucking OP was

sebastian stan

Eric Bana.

too thicc for solid

What a fucking faggot

I know. I'm not being fun and poo-poo-ing fan speculation. I think think it's unrealistic to think Hollywood can make a good movie out of any of these games. Hell, look at how many games themselves end up as royal clusterfucks.

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Nice. Finally a decent younger suggestion.

shut up already

i disagree. he doesnt have the look

based

Do you feel in charge?

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I turned Kong off 15 minutes in. Absolute peak dishonest filmmaking. No story or heart, just references to other, better films
>I hope he fucking dies

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fuck this fag

I bet you'd like to

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You're Big Boss

Would be better with Logan Marshall Green tbqh

Don't tell me to be Quiet.

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He's getting up there in age himself, but he wouldn't be bad if he buffed up. Good actor. Upgrade was kino.

>the world should disarm all nuclear weapons
>nuclear deterrence doctrine will lead to the destruction of mankind

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why not a POC?
what are you a racist or something?

Why do 90s born queers want live action adaptations so much?

Prove Hideo wrong.

and yet he does. fuck your disagreement.

You're almost right, he'd make Raiden black

>almost all african characters in metal gear are white
ugh yikes these games have not aged well...

Eric Bana as Solid
Nikolaj Coster Waldau as Liquid
Timothy Olyphant as middle age Ocelot
Sam Elliott as old Ocelot

A language of nukes
WORDS THAT KILL

> BROTHAAAA

Scott Eastwood

>this guy is making the film with hideos blessing and everything, sounds like a pretty big deal but im not impressed with his work

Have you Skull Island? He did great making scenes of military pornography. He also did a great job mixing serious action and emotional moments in a story with a pretty silly premise while keeping it fun at the same time. Just from that one movie I'm optimistic.

>Eric Bana as Solid
>Nikolaj Coster Waldau as Liquid

Solid and Liquid should be played by the same actor.

Oh, you think modern nerd culture is your ally. But you merely adopted the consumerism. They were was born in it, molded by it. They didn't think of not consuming product until they were already a manchild. By then it was nothing to them but blinding!

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no

Karl urban.

This is good except both middle aged and old Ocelot should be played by Michael Wincott. The old version in makeup.

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kurt russel or clint

This discussion was done to death in the old imdb board for the rumored movie. People who suggested Bale were ridiculed for being unoriginal sheeple because of how popular he was at the time. It's weird that all that internet history has been erased from time forever

I was there for all that. Good stuff.

Too bad literally nobody but him seems to have confirmed the movie is even real

Wasn't this movie officially scheduled for release in 2009 or something ?

If you give him the right color hair and facial hair type he could definitely be MGS4's young Snake
Or he could just be MGS1 Liquid

He could play David Hayter

oh but i can

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Okay, so it's:
Solid Snake: Hugh Jackman, Henry Cavill or Sebastian Stan
Liquid Snake: Chris Hemsworth with long hair
Big Boss: Mel Gibson or Kurt Russell
Ocelot: Michael Wincott
and the rest is still up for debate.

You realize 3 of those people are clones right? This is why the series would only work as a videogame

They can change things around a bit. It's an adaptation.

>muy adaptation
Fuck off

You fuck off

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what are you talking about, kojima himself confirmed this, he is helping with the script.

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balel has a fuckin weird moth and teeth people just dont want to say anything

see fuckin weird mouth

Kurt Russell as Solid, Jeff Bridges as Liquid

30 years ago, sure

it’s been 2 years since the last updates on the supposed movie, where the fuck is it

What's with these soft cunt hipster fags being able to grow magnificent beards? i'm absolutely convinced 100% it's Hollywood transplants.

two years? I thought the Jewish director posted updates on his twitter/Instagram within the last six months.

>he is helping with the script.
oh no

>why not a POC?
you might get your wish

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Young Tom Selleck was a perfect match. On Magnum P.I, there's even an episode where he sports the Big Boss hair and beard. Even used the iconic M1911A1 as his main firearm.

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Prove it

Hugh Jackman is the only acceptable answer.

That could be really good

it's time to end height discrimination

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i would love macanoughey as snake

His son then

MGS4 Snake was entirely based on 80's Tom selleck. Their facial features are identical.

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>looks like young snake
>looks like big boss
>looks like old snake
Too bad he's like 80 years old now.

No one. I don't any reputable actors to humiliate themselves by starring in something as embarrassing as MGS. I wouldn't even wish that on my worst enemy.

too difficult for you to understand?

snake isn't an ethnic

1996 Charlie Sheen

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but who will play CHICO

The game of thrones guy who was in shot caller

Girl from the Jumanji movie could be Meryl

Oscar Isaac wants to do it
youtu.be/ReYmJHZpPX8

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Meryl

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He can fuck off. Snake is a clone of a Caucasian man with traits of Japanese genetics. I don't want this overhyoed stumpy big nosed Hispanic to play him

Snake's half Japanese so casting a pure white actor is not really a must, he just has to have white skin

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MGS4 snake was based on Lee Van Cleef

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Apparently he's half-Japanese because his dad was a jap who fucked around in Hawaii back before WWII made Japs personas-non-gtata.

>half japanese
They used an empty egg. There's only a small amount of dna, about 16k out of 3 billion pairs.

No, no, this is the canon reason why snake is half jap

>The assistant of Dr. Clark was a healthy Japanese woman who donated her egg cells for the Les Enfants Terribles project in the 1970s. Her egg cells were used for the cloning experiment that created Solid Snake and Liquid Snake, thus making her one of the twins' biological parents, due to their inheritance of her mitochondrial DNA.
Eva is the surrogate mother

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More like Ocelot, every iteration.

Him too, but for 4 old snake was based on him.

Sutherland as Venom
Mikkelsen as old Solid
Coster-Waldau as Solid

Christian Slater as Raiden
Hideo Kojima as a Former Anime Otaku

Then why does he look identical to Tom Selleck?

This. I mean, she's called Big Mamma.

Even more reason why that actor shouldn't portray him

Solid snake.

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There is quite literally no other option. Secure it now so Clint can film his scenes.

Neither liquid or soildus look or sound like snake.

>rather cast him as liquid.
that's an awesome idea. too bad that skull island (((director))) is doing the movie so it will be fucking dogshit.

Tool old. Meryl is supposed to be around 18 in MGS1.

Liquid does share a lot similarities with Snake as far as face and body structure. Remember at first Meryl thought Snake was Liquid when they first meet.

From what I gather their differences were hair style and color, battle scars, and tattoos (liquid has an arm tat)

Also so reference Snake had to cut his hair (possible dye it too because he looks blonde in the mission brief videos) before his mission at Shadow Moses

They literally say in MGS1 that Liquid looks like Solid, and they even have the same face model in Twin Snakes.

Holy shit his nose works too

The son of Clint Eastwood, shame he can't act for shit tho

I literally NEED to kill myself

could work, maybe looks a little old? could make a great campbell though

this guy

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you consider to have sex with women because of him? why?

Young Hugh Jackman would have unironically been perfect

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Volgin coming through

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Wrong. Snake was originally based off of Michael Biehn.

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>it's a clusterfuck therefore it's deep

Each game had a different movie character he was based off because Kojima is a hack and can't think of an original idea for the life of him

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Scott certainly looks the part, especially of MGS 3 Snake

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My left nut.

And I'll suck a bunch of Jew dick to prove it!

>REEEEEEE HE INSULTED MUH DRUMPF

Imagine being this sensitive

Not an argument

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This is actually based on his part. Standing true to his values and not supporting an anti-american piece of shit

MGS2
>tanker part: most amazing game ever
>plant part: absolute garbage

Tom Hardy as Snake and Logan Marshall-Green with dyed blonde hair as Liquid

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Reminder Snake is half-japanese.

>possibly other

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I hope for a film about the metal gear games for the msx. MGS is perfect as a psx game and a transposition can't be well adapted in cinema form.

even Kojima admited he lost the plot

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Meryl

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kurt russels son should continute the legacy

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Under rated post

he's too big to be solid snake. Snake was never completely ripped muscle dude, more like otter mode.

based

I hope everyone ITT understand that Snakes are clones, therefore you need one actor for Big Boss, Solid, Liquid and Solidus Snake?

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T. msoiU redditor

This is a meme now

A mgs movie wouldn't work because all of the cool background shit comes in the form of exposition, mostly with the codec. It would be no more than a shitty action flick that features a retarded looking mech for a couple minutes.

Reminder that snake is a man let. What are some other manlet action heroes?

Oscar Isaac is based as fuck, I think he'd fit just fine since he's already familiar with the series, snake is hardly an Aryan Uber mensch specimen anyways, snake is a manlet with chinkish eyes. Might have to hit the gym tho.

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kek, based Bale. fag reporter.