Sometimes its not the milk thats bad

Sometimes its not the milk thats bad

Its the cereal

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vinceposting is high iq

This. You cant be any geek off the street. Gotta be handy with the steel, if you know what I mean, earn ya keep.

if you're gonna get burned, get burned good. make it crispy

Post the water stain in the ceiling line

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>The thing about key chains, Ray, is that if you lose em, you lose all your keys. That's why I got a separate one for each key.

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anyone got the vinceposting screencap?

REGULATUUHHHHS

Mmmount up

This was good!

>I'm no rookie, Ray. If the House always wins, then I'm a fucking condominium building! And Caspere knew this!

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>They say time flies when you're having fun. Well, I'm late to my private fucking jet, Ray.

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formerly the milk

caspere knew this

>Never do anythibg out of hunger. Not even eating.

Mixed metaphors turned up to eleven? A very cool idea.

>sometimes your worst self is your best self think about it ray

Based

I never lost a tooth. I've never even had a fucking cavity.

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thank you user, i put a lot of thought into it

>Sticks and stones Ray? I've never been hurt by a stick in my life, but that woman was made of stone the way she broke my heart.

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>The pen is meant to be mightier than the sword but when the ink is full of blood, you don't know who'll catch AIDS

The fucking forehead on this man

>an apple a day keeps the doctor away, ray. but I own an orchard. caspere knew this.

SLEEVES UP MY SLEEVES UP MY SLEEVES UP MY SLEEVES UP MY EEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR
[Colin Farrel acting]

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>Why did the chicken cross the road Rey? I don't matter, I ain't no chicken and nobody is crossing me

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The early bird gets the worm, Ray. Well I'm a fucking scarecrow in an orchard and they say an apple a day keeps the Doctor Away, Ray. Well I'm a fucking worm in their apple, Ray. And that bird is getting one tasty meal out of me. Caspere knew this.

its a dog eat dog world out there ray
and im the fucking chinaman

>They say men in glass houses shouldn't throw stones right Ray? Well this ain't my house, so you can bet I'm coming in with a fucking boulder.

>what does that even mean frank?

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