Oh, boy...
Rey is Han Solo's daughter. But she is not Leia Organa's daughter--and therefore is not a Skywalker. Leia and Han were estranged when she began training with Luke Skywalker. When she did not complete that training, she returned to Han, but Ben Solo knew of the affair (although not necessarily about Rey), and began acting out, and this was when he was sent to Luke.
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>THIS is a 10/10 Aryan specimen according to white people
She is pretty cute.
>t. wh*toid
KYLO REDEMPTION ARC NOW
Why do you care?
It's Disney movie. But this is End Times.
>JJ doing all this just to fix up Leia hugging Rey instead of Chewie when Han died
The absolute madman.
REYLO BTFO
Sounds retarded enough to be true
>Han is dead
>Leia is half dead
>definitely not Lando's offspring
>definitely not Luke's
What's the point?
Why can't she be a nobody like Anakin? Fucking bullshit.
This. I fucking dare anybody on this site to give one fucking good reason to care about Star Wars.
Best I can come up with:
>i want to see how bad it gets
The Nu-Star Wars movies are actually pretty safe. There are undeniably missteps in how they are milking the franchise, but you're never rarely to see something so outlandish that it's worth talking about.
Unless it's something as retarded as flying Leiah, who cares?
Money. Give your money to Disney, turn your brain off, shut your fucking mouth.
Your a racist and a sexist. Now go see our garbage movie, incel.
Great, I was hoping for some geriatric's soap-opera bullshit that would get me excited for future films in the Star Wars franchise
you retardos will give your money to the mouse even after rian Johnson's defecation.
She looks like PM of New zealand
People have sex in Star Wars? I thought everyone was conceived via immaculate conception or some shit and the most people did was kiss.
APOLOGIZE
So Reylo is incest?
We’re all entitled to our own opinion, but i dont get the Rey is space jesus/mary sue/OP argument.
Shes a decent pilot, but far overshadowed by trained individuals like Poe.
She’s a lousy shot with a blaster.
She manages to defeat Kylo in TFA because he had just taken a BOWCASTER SHOT to the stomach, had his shoulder nicked by Finn, and was unstable from just murdering Han on top of all of that. PLUS he was under orders not to use lethal force on Rey and bring her to Snoke.
TLJ,
She shows a powerful potential for the force akin to Kylo, but she is still learning how to harness it, if its even completely emergent.
She takes on about a 1/3 of the praetorian guards that Kylo does in Snoke’s throne room, and was completely at Snoke’s mercy until that point.
She shoots down three TIES in a damn lucky/skilled volley, stranger things have happened.
She lifts an impressive amount of rocks to save her friends. Easily one of the simplest force techniques, not to mention her bond with Kylo has given her some of his ability in addition to just an emotional connection.
If I’m missing some part of that argument let me know, but that’s just my two cents.
Any advice?
I'm still into it.
Yes, and?
If they make her Lando's kid Disney will regain my trust.
tbf it depends how long he wanted him to look at the large machine
and large as it is, it's still smaller than a sofa
you took this from reddit
There is zero percent chance this is true and you are retarded if you believe it. MSW is full of shit and would never leak anything actually relevant. Most Disney gives them is breadcrumbs like costumes/locations that don't give away big reveals/moments.
>That shipping tease in TLJ between her and Kylo given this new twist.
Keeping some Star Wars traditions alive, I see.
>Aryan
>not blonde, doesn't have blue eyes
Are you retarded or...?
Have sex
Does this mean Kylo kills Ray?
I MEAN REALLY
INCEST
THAT'S THE HANG UP
SEEMS KINDA FUCKING ODD TO ME
LIKE INCEST IS BAD BECAUSE OF THE RISK OF BIRTH DEFECTS RIGHT
BUT IN A SCI-FI SETTING WITH LIKE ROBOTS THAT CAN GENETICALLY ENGINEER THE BABY IN THE WOMB THAT SHOULDN'T MATTER
IS THIS THE JEWS AT IT AGAIN WITH THEIR PROPAGANDA
WAS THIS AND GAME OF THRONES A PLOY TO MAKE US SYMPATHETIC TO THE INCEST TAG ON SADPANDA
I JUST DON'T GET IT
WHAT IS THE POINT
that is fucking stupid.
>Ben throws a tantrum
>"I know, let's make him learn how to manipulate the Force and become a Jedi! that'll calm him down."
fuck off george
Calm down you sperg, I was talking about Luke and Leia and the relationship hints in ANH, nobody actually fucked their sibling.
Who knows, we might have reached the point to where they will shill for incest.
I was visiting family yesterday and my mother was watching The Force Awakens on TV after dinner. She asked me if they had made any more films after this one, and what they were called, because she knew I loved Star Wars as a kid and knew all the characters names and played video games and got my younger brother in to it too when he got a bit older.
Even though I have seen the movie, and I have seen shitposts on here about Rian Johson and TLJ practically every day since the movie was released; It honestly took me a solid minute to remember the title of Episode VIII.
Initially couldn't remember if TFA was the title of the movie she was watching, or the next one.
In that moment I realised just how little I have come to care about Star Wars, and how utterly uninteresting the current trilogy turned out to be.
Luke/Leia was a mistake, there is no way they would tease incest on purpose. Go home, this is going to be a Reylo movie.
plot points about who is the offspring of someone etc, are soap opera bullshit. forced boring nonsense, no one cares.
Reylo is the ST. Get over it.
>implying incest won't make it hotter
Keep crying bitch.
>you're never rarely to see something so outlandish that it's worth talking about.
The Last Jedi is fucking filled with insanity.
Holy fuck I hope this is true. Just so Reylo fags can be BTFO. If true this will be a year long remembered. It has seen the end of GoT and feminists and Danyfags getting BTFO, and it will soon see the end of NuWars.
>Shes a decent pilot, but far overshadowed by trained individuals like Poe.
wins against First Order pilots in Force Awakens
makes a triple shot kill in Last Jedi
>She’s a lousy shot with a blaster.
kills two stormtroopers with a blaster
>She manages to defeat Kylo in TFA because he had just taken a BOWCASTER SHOT to the stomach, had his shoulder nicked by Finn, and was unstable from just murdering Han on top of all of that. PLUS he was under orders not to use lethal force on Rey and bring her to Snoke.
Why do you make excuses if you want to establish Kylo Ren as a villain?
>She shows a powerful potential for the force akin to Kylo, but she is still learning how to harness it, if its even completely emergent.
How did she pull off a Mind trick without knowing that the Force even exist?
>She takes on about a 1/3 of the praetorian guards that Kylo does in Snoke’s throne room, and was completely at Snoke’s mercy until that point.
she had little to no experience in using a lightsaber (a Jedi weapon is something different than a staff)
>She shoots down three TIES in a damn lucky/skilled volley, stranger things have happened.
with all the other skills she has that is hardly a licky shot
>She lifts an impressive amount of rocks to save her friends. Easily one of the simplest force techniques, not to mention her bond with Kylo has given her some of his ability in addition to just an emotional connection.
Luke couldn't even lift his space ship in Empire Strikes Back
Other questions:
- where did she learn different languages?
Yup
>Luke/Leia was a mistake
Yes, and so is almost everything in this sequel trilogy. You think I'm saying they planned this? They didn't plan shit, they had Abrams do his thing where he raises questions without answers, then they had Johnson come in and provide non-answers for those questions, and now Abrams is back to try to fix those non-answers.
>Vanity Fair portrays them as star-crossed lovers and likens them to romances like Han and Leia
>LF/Disney approved this article/the covers
>but they are half-siblings btw
Not happening. Unironically would be more retarded than the GoT ending.
you see, they could have subverted your expectations with her being a skywalker. but then it was revealed that she was a random. but now, she might be a skywalker again.
double deception, disney style.
get fucked manchild
t. cuck
These movies belong to the Reylos. Go home already. Anti-Reylos are the feminazis of the fandom btw, so keep reaching harder you ugly fat cuck.
Well then they can brown nose the retarded baby skywalker in the next movies.
Harrison Ford is technically 1/4 Jewish, but his hair genes more than make up for it.
They wouldn't promote Reylo as romantic after the movie was filmed you idiot, which is exactly what they've been doing since Celebration and in the VF covers/article.
JJ knows Reylo and Kylo are the only things this trilogy has going for it and are the only popular things. Kylo and Reylo were trending when the VF articles came out. Not Rey, not the trio, not anything else.
They aren't going to be related and even if they were, their baby would be extra powerful because space magic keep crying ugly bitch.
Kylo was trending almost twice as much as Reylo. He really is carrying the entire story and the pairing.
this trilogy is so terrible then it doesn't matter of Team Incest or Team Beasteality wins
If reylo doesn't happen I'll officially be done with movies and tv. Might kill myself too.
Except only cucks like you hate Reylo and Kylo is actually popular.
You must have missed Celebration where the crowds cheered loudly every time Kylo or Reylo was mentioned or shown onscreen. Or how Kylo was the only ST character trending on twitter during Celebration.
That fat fuck is the one who should apologize. Was the infinite money he was already getting really not enough? What did he even spend those mousebucks on?
I like Star Wars so I watch it and come to these threads. If you don't, just go to a thread about something you like. Or make one.
Kylo is the best thing about SW, if they deny him his waifu it is dead to me.
he is a shitty copy of Jacen Solo. An emo wannabe Vader. Even Sasuke Uchiha from the Naruto series is better written then CryloRen
the nigger one is han and leia's daughter. skywalker was black but bleached his skin like michael since he was a baby. leia had the nigger gene. the black was born a girl but they made surgery to make her a man and he grew up to be an extremly angry black man. the movie is actually an ode to the transgender fight for rights. it's gonna change the wolrd view of trans peopel. bold move by disney
>reylos
You fucking roasties with your emotionally damaged badboy fetishes are gonna feel really fucking stupid after JJ retcons TLJ and says MaRey Sue was only ever drawn to Edgelord Ren because they are siblings.
Cope you fucking cunts.
Rey should have fallen to the darkside, she has no control over her emotions, or training; Only has abandonment, fear, and anger in her background. She has absolutely no skin in the game for the resistance, she only met a few of them for less than 24 hours. Kylo is her only chance at a meaningful relationship in her life.
Standing near each other does not make them "starcrossed lovers".
Feels good to be a Kylo/Reylo fan. All you other cucks have to cry and cling to obviously fake leaks while we enjoy ourselves till the end.
So ready for TROS aka TLJ 2.0:Reylo boogaloo
Adam Driver's performance makes up for it. Get the fuck out of here with your comic book shit
Based and Vader pilled.
Mother fucker I meant to reply to:
that's debatable
Is there any reason the new trilogy had to be about Rey and Kylo Ren and not Jana and Jacen Solo?
It's not.
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he is more frightened as a sex offender than as a sith/dark force user
So, the resistance would be cool having her hooking up with the dude that killed 99% of her companions? The only reason Vaders redemption worked was because he got rid of the "BIG BAD" and that he died doing so. So either they will shit out a real "BIG BAD" in the last movie or they just ignore it. Anyway, shippers and landwhales will be angry.
based legends poster
they probably tried to do something different but were too unoriginal so they will probably rehash the old Cannon part regardless
I'm sorry, genuinely. Tell your sister you were right about me.
canon
It's some of the best acting in SW ever and you know it.
maybe for Disney Stars standards which aren't that hard if you have Daisy Ridley who can't act at all
>you know I can take whatever I want
based. can't wait for the rape scene in episode 9
This should be how the third movie goes.
1.The movie opens with Hux showing the KoR video footage of Kylo killing Snoke
2. The Knights ambush Kylo, and he barely escapes with his life
3. Hux and the KoR find and capture Rey as bait to lure Kylo back in
4. Yoda& Luke appear to Kylo, tell him he needs more training, and tells him of Vader having an apprentice
5. Kylo finds Ahskoa, who trains him to be a grey Jedi
6. Kylo attempts to rescue Rey, but she is killed after mortally wounding Hux.
7. The resistance convinces the Republic to mop up what's left of the First Order, they do
8. Kylo is arrested for his crimes, and will spend life in prison.
The End.
>It's some of the best acting in SW ever and you know it.
Strange thing to say when you had both Lee and Cushing in the same universe.
>some of the best
Yeah and he's easly on par with them
>grey Jedi
Just fuck off.
>reDdit spacing
You need to go back
Kylo is a kind of degenerate like Jaime. So his lust for a sister is an unstoppable.
> "Yeah, my uncle and my mum made out," Driver says, with a laugh. "Which Mark still talks about. He's like, 'Luke kissed his sister. How could he do that?' I guess he hasn't seen Game Of Thrones, you know?"
Never been there and been stuck here since 2005. Do yourself a favor and look into his abilities.
>implying that this doesn't mean that Ben is actually Leia and Luke's daughter
It must be why he was easily able to kill off Han and not his mom.
Fucking your sister while your friend watches was kinda over the top.
On one hand, you are getting older. On another hand, these types of movies are getting worse and worse. What isn't isn't directly yet incompetently recycled is made worse.
I think it's filled questionable artistic decisions, plot holes, general cinematic incompetence, but nothing so entertaining as that shot of Leia flying. The point is that's the series isn't even interesting from the perspective of how bad it is.
Love of Star Wars is something a lot of my family and they now come out during Christmas when I'm with them. So a new one is most likely the only time I go to the theaters with family that year. Beyond that there isn't much to care about
>liking Nu-Wars
>being compelled to watch something because it has the same name as what you liked before
This answer raises more questions.
he gave it to charities
>ur retard if you think there's something really retard in my star wrs movie
I'd love this
It'd piss off a good portion of the people that are still willing to tolerate Disney Wars trash.
Fuck Nu-Wars
Pussy Power: activate!
George is a hero, kil, yourself mouse shill
Based
She's so good at piloting and shooting, she kills THREE TIE FIGHTERS in one shot. We haven't even SEEN a laser over penetrate before.
She also, by her own admission, has NEVER piloted before. She's NEVER held a light saber before, and she definitely has never tried using the force before. Also, she GUESSED several force powers.
She is clearly a Mary Sue. In fact, I would argue she's the poster child for it now. Everyone wants her to be on their side, everyone immediately likes her, she has never failed, and should have died MULTIPLE times.
Strong women characters cannot have weaknesses now or else twitter explodes. Look at GoT.
Fuck this series. There's only two and a half good star wars movies anyway.
So if they go with the "Rey has amnesia, she used to be this super cool badass" excuse to explain away her Mary Sue nature, won't that completely shit on their future KOTOR movies?
After the scrolling title screen, the First Order should show up with yet another death star, because why not, and Rey should extend her hand, and the thing explodes. The entire movie is less than 45 seconds.
no one gives a fuck about nu wars hole. they're crashing this franchise with no survivors
>grey Jedi
Keep that cancer in the EU
>Leia and Han were estranged when she began training with Luke Skywalker
>Ben was sent to Luke when he began acting out
you like mouse wars reddit nigger
>A frail old man, exhausted from battle, struggles
>A young woman in her prime has a much easier time lifting boulders
From the time Rey leaves Jakku, till the time Snoke is killed, is approx 4 days.
kill yourself hole, that disgusting kike/drowned rat hybrid is an abomination.
Is Anakin really a nobody if he was made by Sheev and Plagueus?
>future KOTOR movies
I hope you get cancer
>>A frail old man, exhausted from battle, struggles
>>A young woman in her prime has a much easier time lifting boulders
The force is metaphysical. Not physical. Size, age and physique has nothing to do with it.
>i don't understand star wars
Why?
Because I used an acronym?
Jedi power doesn't vanish with age.
Not that user but Luke and Leia went a lot further than Rey and Kyle ever did. All of their interactions could be easily recontextualized into a brother/sister thing.
It would solve some problems.
As a young boy, I met a girl I felt an immediate strong bond to, and she reciprocated. She was even my first kiss. But I was later told she was a first cousin due to an affair my aunt had.
You really can feel blood.
Wouldn't that make Reylo incest?
>being so fucking retarded
I hope your disgusting cunt of a mother gets cancer too.
Yes, and?
That's hot
just making sure we're on the same page
Seek therapy, you're not making sense.
nu wars is irrelevant and both actors want out, reylos is disappear over night once ep 9 flops. they alrwady openly admit to hating every other aspect of the franchise.
>ep 9 flops
As great as that would be, lets be realists here.
It won't flop
>people think my movies are shit? I'LL SHOW THEM WHAT SHIT IS.
/ourguy/
This. It will do slightly better than Episode 8, at least. Depending on word of mouth it might do better. It won't beat 7 or Endgame, the damage has been done, but it will still do gangbusters.
>lets be realists here.
500 million tops. Nu wars is dead. The trailer exposed how little the public cares. tge old fans are gone, new fans failed to replace them. It's over for you faggot.
>romances like Han and Leia
Kasdan hates them and Disney let him run free in creating a Mary Sue to be Han's true love in the flop Solo.
Solo would like a word with you shill
>It's over for you faggot.
I'm on your side you little bitch
I just don't have as much faith in average shit taste movie goer as you do.
Wincest is best cest
George gives us a lifetime of entertainment and yoy still shit on him. I hope a nigger cuts your fucking faggot throat.
I'm more inclined to side with you on this, but teaser trailers never really make much of a splash in general, even when there is hype. Actualy, official trailers have all the substance, and are usually the tinderboxes where actual excitement starts
CGI acted better as well. The times we are living..
Stop having sex
I bypassed the wedlock!
>shitting on Han again
Literally no one was excited or interested in Solo and you know it.
My post was supporting George you incel
>This. It will do slightly better than Episode 8, at least
utterly delusional, from the most indoctinated normalfag kid to literal boomers, everyone hated tlj.
Cringe and rianpilled
Not only do you fail to understand the force, but you assume that's her prime. Rey hasn't even been trained. She is a Mary Sue.
Nobody’s excited for this one either. None of them have performed to expectation after TFA.
>the greatest jedi force user of all time should easily be outshined by a complete novice with barely any training
yaaass faminasm
>but teaser trailers never really make much of a splash
>imagine being too young to remember the phantom menace teaser trailer.
>han is implied to be force-sensitive
this is so fucking dumb that... honestly, i have no words.
why are you going to pay to watch it then?
HE HAD HIS CHANCE AND SQUANDERED IT.
We're not there yet. It took a good long while for the Phantom Menace lovers to admit they were wrong, and the precieved validity of their own personal politics weren't even hinging on loving that movie.
Cringe
My guess is that JJ knows the plot can not be salvaged and the movie is going to be 15 minutes of "story" and 75 minutes of Sheev memes. The word of mouth will make the movie a box office smash.
>its like I'm really on reddit!
>all
>that
>spacing
>incel
reddit nigger
>being this mad
Have sex
skip the story and make it all SHEEVS BIG ADVENTURE and roll in the bucks.
Literally no one is excited for episode 9 dumb fuck
I should have specified trailers for sequels. TPM and TFA were marketed as once-in-a-lifetime events and a big "Welcome back" party. Infinity War's teaser was more hyped than Endgame's was too.
REMEMBER THOSE LAST JEDI "SPOILERS" WHEN THAT ONE CREATURE WAS SUPPOSED TO TURN INTO ANAKIN SKYWALKER? GOOD TIMES
Why can she swim though?
>luke actually trains rey
>the giant sloth turns into anakin
>luke leaves the planet and faces snoke
that was actually better than what we got.
>swim
oh you mean that thing evolved humans do when they’re drowning?
I will never apologized to the guy responsible for tampering with the original trilogy, you have to look for obscure torrents to find the original release with no cgi bullshit
it was his franchise to fuck with
they teased luke for two movies, no ones getting fooled again, no one even gives a fuck lando is back at this point. nu wars is finished. even disney knows they completely fucked up in every regard.
Disney bought 20th Century Fox; they officially have the rights to release the uncut OT on Blu-Ray and they will do it within the year, mark my words.
I'm not
Where did you even infer that from?
youre a fool user
>disney will do something that will please the fans
mark my words. they are never going to release the originals
Thats dumb
>she returned to Han, but Ben Solo knew of the affair (although not necessarily about Rey), and began acting out, and this was when he was sent to Luke.
None of this explains Rey being sent away
don't you ever get sick of sucking mouse cock?
>they officially have the rights to release the uncut OT
Never go full retard zoomer
You know Leia never liked those wookies. She comes from Alderan, You start hearing the space banjos well ahead of reaching the place.
in a completely hypothetical self-defense scenario, i could knock out kathelyn kennedy with a single punch (completely fictional and hypocritical scenario where she was threatening my life and i had to unleash my self-defense maneuvers)
Why not just kill her because she's a repulsive piece of human garbage?
Only a man of the cloth can actually kill a Jew. Otherwise their black soul will just find a new host.
I so hope this is true. This would be peak Rian BTFO
>Luke couldn't even lift his space ship in Empire Strikes Back
To be fair it was in a swamp. Swamp water is pretty damn heavy. Still retarded that Rey is so powerful. Even Yoda struggled lifting less than her.
Do you know how many people drown annually because they can't swim? Not only that but she can also deep dive, which something, not all people who can swim can do.
Pretty good for somebody who has lived her entire life on a desert planet, when many people who live on the coast can't swim.
>I'll take things that will never, ever happen for $500 alex
shut the fuck up hole
Yes, I am also familiar with Shabby Blue "art"
>Best I can come up with:
>>i want to see how bad it gets
That's basically it. I'll wait until idiots on this board pay to see this shit and if there's enough meme potential I'll go watch
George sold it to Disney in the first place. Fuck him.
The new movies unironically make the prequels look competent.
in tlj, kylo said "say it" and rey knew who her parents were.
is rey is still into him although he's her half sibling? are Disney this retarded to promote incest?
George made sure everyone who worked for him still had a job, george gave all the money to charity. George is a hero.
This argument has been throughout btfo so many times yet people still repeat it. Fuck off with that shit.
the prequels are beautiful, special movies. we'll never see something like them again.
Get that fat fuck's cock out if your mouth bro.
I like how prequel niggers act like they're accepted in the fanbase now. OT or bust you stupid niggers.
>bro
you don't have any bros here tourist
>xoomers pretending to give a fuck about OT
I love the 6 real star wars movies and that's never going to change.
I think I only like ESB
That's pretty smug coming from a guy who can't stop sucking off shit tier movies from a garbage director.
they're funny, interesting, heart warming, exciting movies. I enjoy them and so do millions of others.
Rey will turn out to be Shmi and she'll protect Anakin's clone. Kylo will turn good at that point.
>Trump and Jacko
>2 pedos of a feather
obviously it's Rey's midichlorian count which accounts for her skills
kill yourself reylo scum
doesnt make any sense at all.
No, Kylo and Rey will break up in Episode IX but Rey will be the villain
cringe
rey and gyno ren will never be seen in srar wars again after episode 9
Disney sucks. Nobody cares.
>But she is not Leia Organa's daughter--and therefore is not a Skywalker
she wouldn't have been a skywalker even if she was leia's daughter.
eat more, they've kicked in but haven't done the job
I just realized that guy is wearing a burzum shirt kek
...
Look at this point, who give a shit ? The whole thing is so fucking bad, I don't even know where to start.
Solo had a fucking affair and fathered fucking Rey and got estranged from fucking Leia because of it....
And Luke died childless... Like literally childless : no children, no passing on his genes, no offspring , nothing.
You known, when you make a fucking franchise, that's on of the first.Fucking.Thing you think of : how are the children of our heroes are going to be ? Or their grandchildren ?
That's the kind of shit that fans fucking love. Thay they adore.
But they didnt even do that : worse they made Han to be - if this is true- one of the most gigantical Jakass of the franchise.
What the fuck man what was the point of any of this?
You steal men's souls.
giv ging mara jade gf
Kylo/Rey is far superior to the shit that was the old EU with Jacen / Jaina Solo.
ESB's the only one I don't really like.
I hope you have a horrible day everyday. pure shit tastes.
same thing happened with Luke and Leia before THAT retcon
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>Kylo/Rey is
finished before it begun, you're going to have to return to shipping harry potter characters hole.
>killing han wasn't enough
>they need to kill shit on him and leia some more
Kylo and her should still fuck, though
The Alien prequels are very similar.
Rei is Palpatine's daughter
Yeah, I actually went with TFA with my dad, his brother and his family who are from out of state. Was really excited because of the high RT score.
I'm never making that mistake again. My dad would love it if I went to the theater with him, like for TLJ, which he mentioned at times for me to go, but nope. Not again.
you should be executed
>Was really excited because of the high RT score.
you're human garbage user. fucking kill yourself.
Sounds like shit
This is now a Game of Thrones thread
I was young(er) and naive. Mea culpa.
daughter or granddaughter. The chick from the Solo movie would be the direct daughter of Palpatine. Han gets with her, she births Rey.
They'll do anything for a buck, enjoy the limited release on Disney+
fuck off reddit nigger
To be fair Luke couldn’t even lift his lightsaber.
The prequels were terrible, but there was a lot of creativity on display in them. You can tell Lucas cared about what he was doing, even if he didn't know how to tell a good story. There is nothing creative or heartfelt in Disney's Star Wars movies, it just feels like a paint-by-numbers corporate project.
"Terrible" is a strong word, but I otherwise completely agree with this.
dumbest thing ever
wow u a adult
you had to make a post about how you grew up like you think it's something wrong that's happened to you
people aren't even having room to notice how shit it is that round boulders are fallen in a pile like that which would never fucking happen. either the cliff faced collapsed leaving jagged crumble, or round boulders exist on the flat having been washed by water or spit out as drops from some volcano. Fucking where were these round rocks before they fell there? glued on the side of the cliff face?
She looks better with a fat face.
she looks like a tranny
Why cant she be Lando's daughter?
We dont know how genetics work in a galaxy far away.
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
sounds dumb enough to be real
Anakin and Padme banged.
Still not enough to make me see it. But the resulting shitstorm would be hilarious.
It really is too bad that Driver and Isaac are in this shit show of a trilogy. They're wasted. Also, I know I'm supposed to hate Daisy Ridley, but unlike Brie Larson, who I actively dislike, she's pretty fuckin' cute in my opinion.
>2019
>still giving the mouse your shekels
Literally happened in Star Wars Rebels, which is canon material, like it or not.
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For what? I never hated him.
>It really is too bad that Driver and Isaac are in this shit show of a trilogy. They're wasted.
I feel bad for Isaac most of all. The Last Jedi should have been his journey to becoming a based Admiral.
Poe is a rando side character. He's only in the movie so fans can have Han 2.0 and he's actually bad at it. They should have given him something else to do or killed him off in TFA. He's so useless.
This is the dumbest shit I have read. JJ really is a retard.
if she is hans daughter who is her mom? mary jade or whatever her name is?
>when she began training with Luke Skywalker.
It's too late to retcon some childhood jedi training now.
>They should have given him something else to do or killed him off in TFA. He's so useless.
Make him the pilot while Rey is the mechanic in TFA.