/got/- waifu edition
stannis
Myrcella > Ygritte
Last thread
Stannis!
Cutest psycho!
cringe
Are there any bigger cuck "Gods" than the Seven? It's almost impressive how in a series full of magic and miracles they literally did nothing even as people kept dabbing on their shit.
>Myranda
>Clingy, possessive yandere
>S
Meera>all
What a gay edition. Don't ever bake another bread OP.
smirking whore is literally the only non-trash-tier female in the entire series. every single other one is raging unhinged retard, or suffers from a massive case of penis envy, or both. melisandre would've qualified too if she wasn't already riding the lord of light's dick 24/7 and would probably suck the light out of you through yours if she had the chance
>incest: averted
When Arya looked, she saw more serving wenches than any inn could want, and most of them young and comely. And come evenfall, lots of men started coming and going at the Peach. They did not linger long in the common room, not even when Tom took out his woodharp and began to sing “Six Maids in a Pool.” The wooden steps were old and steep, and creaked something fierce whenever one of the men took a girl upstairs. “I bet this is a brothel,” she whispered to Gendry.
“You don’t even know what a brothel is.”
“I do so,” she insisted. “It’s like an inn, with girls.”
He was turning red again. “What are you doing here, then?” he demanded. “A brothel’s no fit place for no highborn lady, everybody knows that.”
One of the girls sat down on the bench beside him. “Who’s a highborn lady? The little skinny one?” She looked at Arya and laughed. “I’m a king’s daughter myself.”
Arya knew she was being mocked. “You are not.”
“Well, I might be.” When the girl shrugged, her gown slipped off one shoulder. “They say King Robert fucked my mother when he hid here, back before the battle. Not that he didn’t have all the other girls too, but Leslyn says he liked my ma the best.”
The girl did have hair like the old king’s, Arya thought; a great thick mop of it, as black as coal. That doesn’t mean anything, though. Gendry has the same kind of hair too. Lots of people have black hair.
“I’m named Bella,” the girl told Gendry. “For the battle. I bet I could ring your bell, too. You want to?”
“No,” he said gruffly.
“I bet you do.” She ran a hand along his arm. “I don’t cost nothing to friends of Thoros and the lightning lord.”
“No, I said.” Gendry rose abruptly and stalked away from the table out into the night.
Bella turned to Arya. “Don’t he like girls?”
Arya shrugged. “He’s just stupid. He likes to polish helmets and beat on swords with hammers.”
>The Gods care about a big, ornate monument to Baelor's vanity and a pack of renegade zealots
more like game of reddit
Why was there so little lez content in the show? They had a few kisses here and there but they cut both the Dany and Cersei sex scenes.
was Tommen /our guy/?
Based psycho poster
book Gendry a fucking cute
R'Hllor > the Seven
In the books, the seven aspects are sighted all throughout the kingdoms. Also, Cersei is the one who gets (RIGHTEOUSLY) dabbed on.
*burns you*
The gods don't exist user. It's more clear in the books that the Seven are made up, and The Lord of Light is a bunch of sorcerers with glass candles dabbing on sheeple but with the possible exception of cthulu all the gods are just magicians playing tricks
SS Tier
ARYA Chapter VI The Winds of Winter.
“Jon, hurry,” I moaned, just as he switched to suckle my other nipple. “Please, I need you now.”
I gasped as he pushed his cock inside me while still sucking on my nipple. I looked at Jon and saw him watching me intently. His mouth open, he was breathing heavily.
“Are you okay?” he whispered, reaching out to stroke my hair.
“Oh god, you feel so good,” I groaned, feeling an incredible fullness inside of me.
I leaned back, my arms braced against the table trying to keep my balance as he fucked me, hard. He grabbed my legs and moved them higher around his waist and started pumping so hard that the table repeatedly slammed against the wall.
He reached out for both breasts and squeezed them roughly as he continued to push in and out of me. And I pulled him towards me, his breath hot as I kissed him, sucking his tongue.
He lowered his head to kiss me at the exact moment I burst around his cock. He continued to pump inside of me as I moaned through every wave of pleasure, cradling his head against my breasts as he spilled himself inside me.
Gwendoline x Nikolaj OTP
You cant prove me wrong
>The gods don't exist user
keep going
Based and Cannon
>first person
you didn't even try
A respectable list.
Yes.
>"We were waiting for you user..."
Poor Lena and Emilia both wanted more scenes together
based samefag
the one true king
Was the Blackfyre Rebellion a beta uprising?
>That doesn’t mean anything, though. Gendry has the same kind of hair too.
Kek. Subtle, GRRM
very cute
Shit list desu. Here, have a better one.
>Loras as a waifu
Based and redpilled
Are these the faces of people who should decide the fate of an entire continent?
Jon got on top of her and for a while he did nothing but brush his fingers against the skin of her cheeks and neck. He leaned his body to kiss her mouth fervently as Arya’s body contorted under his, desperate to touch him and to recover some control over the situation.
Slowly, he guided his cock into her smooth and wet cunt. Arya bit her bottom lip as Jon rocked his hips against hers, thrusting deeper every time. Jon had no interest in making it easy for her. Arya enjoyed the wild and frantic movements during lovemaking, but he was inclined to deny her all those short cuts. When Arya reached her climax, Jon wanted it to be a violent explosion. He wanted her utterly helpless about it, simply surrendering to the sort of pleasure he wanted her to experience. Vulnerable and completely tamed as drove her mad with anticipation.
“Does it feel good?” He asked before kissing her neck.
“Yes...” She moaned beautifully as she tried to rock her hips to get some agency.
“What do you want me to do, my love?” He asked as his hips moved even slower.
“Fuck...Me...” Arya took another deep breath. “Faster. Please. Please, let me come.”
“I will.” He said before kissing her cheek. “You will come hard and I want you screaming with pleasure as I fuck this delicious cunt of yours and fill you with my seed.”
He started to move faster, but not too much. Jon took the time to admire her face as he increased the rhythm gradually.
“Oh gods! Oh gods!” Arya kept crying out as his movements became wild. The sound of flesh clashing against flesh was tantalizing. “Please! Please! Let me come!” Jon was very close to his own climax at that point.
“Come!” He said as he kept thrusting inside her so hard that Arya was sure to get sore for a day or two.
At the first contractions of her inner muscles, when Arya started to cry out his name for the whole castle to listen, Jon reached his own pleasure, allowing Arya to milk all of his seed.
No, but this is.
Dude, stop it
Not this time, friendo, not this time
>Aegon I needed two sisters to keep him satisfied
>Aegon IV had dozens of bastards scattered across the entire kingdom
>Daenerys went crazy after being without dick for a week
Why are Targs so fucking horny?
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
How did everything go SO WRONG
Gods Kit is beautiful
Why didn't it happen
If only user
>Not posting the actual waifu
shame
She gave off such a mommy feel throughout her marriage, man. It turned me on so much.
Those legs...
>those feet
I want to be dominated by Myranda and kiss her feet
Because D&D hate incest unlike George
D&D kind of forgot about their own foreshadowing.
I would Gilly
The same, but then I want her to castrate me
Truly evil people
And you have great taste
fpbp
I'm glad those kikes managed to make the basedboys upset
Rate
Also good rankings OP
Which is ironic for (((them))). Really subverted my expectations. George will fix it though if he ever finishes the fucking books
bunch of queers in here
Jon Snow and the Hound should also be at the top.
when are mods going to kill this general and send you fags all back to r/freefolk?
>Meera at B
So do you guys think Bran is going to warg Hodor and rape Meera?
why is her nose so hot?
You have a thing for very long hair, don't you?
Also, I think Melie should be S tiers.
Very close to perfection, move Myrcella, Osha, Meera and Sansa down one
>Sweetrobin d-tier
Cringe
>Shota Bran only b-tier
>Cringe
>Stannis not s-tier
Cringe
>Samwell not in d-tier
Cringe
>Bobby not atleast a-tier
Cringe
>Tommen not atleast a-tier
Cringe
Rest is fine though.
GoT threats have been around since before the show even aired, and a permanent /got/ general has been around since season 2. The only person who wouldn't know that these threads long predate reddit memes would be someone who themselves migrated from reddit. So you just told on yourself tourist.
You know what, that's a pretty decent list.
EGG!
tits or gtfo
My onions would kill your traveller
Yeah, about that one sand snek though.
based stannis poster
I love her demented grin
S-tier is the only acceptable spot for frogfu.
short hair is not pretty yes
Myrcella (Nell Tiger Free version) did absolutely nothing wrong.
Tywin should be SSS tier, Euron should be D tier, Stannis should be S tier, Grey Worm should be no-D tier
Only thing I would move is Sophie and Asha down to C. Otherwise this list is fucking KINO.
I love the sound of her head hitting the ground.
DAVOS I WANT ONLY YOUR STRONGEST ONIONS
Ok, here's the updated version that I was looking for but couldn't find.
>D&D hate incest
>that fucking CerseixJaime wankfest at the end
pick one
Why would you say that?
Based and frogpilled.
Meera is S tier other than that it's OK
Yer grace you cannot handle my onions, they're too strong for you
Don't forget Maegor "Six Wives" Targaryen.
I just keep fucking it up.
>permanent /got/ general has been around since season 2
Oh yeah, permanent, except for when the mods banned it the past two offseasons. Whatever, enjoy your shitty show, and rehashed talking points.
That wankfest is because they love Lena and want to give her money and a role while she fought/fights for custody. Not because they like incest.
Because it's true. It was satisfying.
>that gif
haha imagine if that gum was something else
I want her to torture my benis and whip me
Maybe they got molested by their aunts when they were little
What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. The mods may even kill /got/ again, but we will rise again for the spinoffs.
>mfw migrated to Yea Forums from reddit
>didn't know about freefolk until /got/
Based and Oberynpilled its lacking Davos thi
Best one /thread cannot be topped
I’m pretty sure they just like incest user
*Ahem*
DAVOS, LISTEN TO YOUR KING
I WANT ONLY YOUR STRONGEST ONIONS, SO GIVE THEM UP, OR I'LL START SNIPPING YOUR FINGERS AGAIN
Based (except for Margaery). Why doesn’t anyone put Kinvara on the chart tho? Need me some jewish milkers tbqh ngl.
There is no sorcery that can resurrect the dead like the Lord of Light can. That goes beyond even blood magic.
she fights for custody of what? her baby? that she had with Oberyn?
>"Eyes are up here my Lord..."
there is only one god and his name is stannis
>Stannis/Sansa is the second highest
literally why
user, what the fuck is this?
Miri Maz Dur did it near enough even before the dragons brought magic back into the world.
YER GRACE MY STRONGEST ONIONS COULD KILL ARYA'S PLOT ARMOUR, LET ALONE THE ONE TRUE KING! YOU'D BETTER FIND A SMUGGLER THAT'LL GIVE YOU WEAKER ONIONS!
I want Davos to give me his onions too if you catch my drift
What's the highest with Sansa?
Then we should have gotten that Jon/Dany incest baby
Isn't it Jon?
What about Stannis x reader
It's unfortunately Jon Snow, with the Hound a distant second.
I think Sansa may just have the most fanfiction about her in general
>Jon (by a large margin)
>Sandor
>Littlefinger
>Margaery
>Tyrion
>Stannis/Sansa higher than Stannis/Melly
Blasphemy
Based
AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH
ENOUGH OF THESE GAMES, DAVOS
I'M GOING TO TAKE WINTERFELL, BUT I NEED YOUR STRONGEST ONIONS TO WIN
Miri Maz Durr made a vegetable and required the sacrifice of an unborn to do it. R'hllor brings you back, consciousness and all, and no blood is needed. R'hllor provides genuine clairvoyance without requiring blood sacrifice. His miracles are pure acts of faith. It is a demonstration of real divine power.
I would guess the increase in Jon/Sansa is pretty recent? I've always thought Sandor was the most popular.
>Stannis/Melly
"No!"
she has two; one with her ex, one with a friend. her divorce was apparently a rough one and she had a breakdown. pedro is gay and not the daddy to either.
>No Ned Umber at S tier to love and comfort
into the trash it goes
The mods were wrong to do that.
The documentary really puts the final season in perspective and helps with how everything went. Imagine working on such an involved show with the SCALE of Game of Thrones for so many years. That's the thing, Sopranos, Wire, Mad Men, etc., were all great and lasted for many years as well, but the production crews and extras were nothing like this...
YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST ONIONS
NO ONE CAN
MY STRONGEST ONIONS AREN'T FIT FOR A BEAST LET ALONE A MAN
I looked for (you) on the catalog.
they walked so game of thrones could faceplant
I think it may be different audiences, Sansa hasn't seen Jon in years in the books and they were never particularly close.
Drogo was almost dead, her magic saved him from the brink and it's very similar to how Thoros's magic leaves less and less of Beric behind every time he uses it.
why does he have the grey patches as a kid?
Mad Men props and costume departments were incredibly meticulous in their own way tho. They researched the shit out of everything. Yes the scale’s not the same, but the detail is
We weren't there. The capeshit would be resigned to the archives if we had been.
how do you think he handled being built up as a badass and then killed in one episode?
I doubt Jon x Sansa even existed before season 6.
Dany's highest is also with Jon, with Jorah and Drogo far behind, but Jonsa dwarfs it
Detail yeah, but the sheer number of different costumes and the amount of time it would take to make them, for all the armies, etc. Just way different than buying a shit ton of old era clothes.
OP with great taste for once, I'd only move Cersei and Brienne up, and Sansa down
youtube.com
renly telling stannis to have sex/enjoy life/ eat fruit
Nah, it's 100% Lena. I even remember in her custody dispute there was something about her needing to work enough for the show in order to have the kid in her custody in the UK and the showrunners had to vouch and be like they need her for X amount of time, etc. Plus she needed the money since the ex lives(d) in America. I think that's even part of the reason she doesn't go to GoT events in the States.
Plus they love her acting so anything that gets them more prestige like Emmys is a good thing
AAAAGGGGHHHHHH
DAVOS SEAWORTH WHAT DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO GET YOUR ONIONS!? WHY WON'T YOU TRUST YOUR KING WITH YOUR STRONGEST ONIONS? I NEED THEM IF I AM TO BE SUCCESFUL AGAINST THE BOLTONS AT WINTERFELL
And Beric was Literally Dead. Furthermore, Miri Maz Durr cautions that revival from blood magic leaves you in a state worse than death, unlike Thoros's resurrections. R'hllor's miracles go far beyond what we've ever seen sorcery being capable of. I would argue that the Lord of Light's whole purpose in the books is to demonstrate the existence of real miracles, things inexplicable even to sorcery.
I approve
>rumors of Nikolaj always arranging seating so he can sit next to Gwendoline
Cute!
When Avengers Endgame fell, your studio Marvel slew Cameron's record with a box office blowout, and I wondered where you were.
75% of the Jon/Sansa shit came after season 7
>in an alternate universe these two did a kit and rose and are now happily married after falling in love on set
PURE
Littlefinger genes
I CAN'T GIVE YOU MY STRONGEST ONIONS BECAUSE MY STRONGEST ONIONS ARE FOR THE STRONGEST BEINGS AND YOU ARE OF THE WEAKEST!
do you think his wife is jealous of their relationship
she gets the nominations sure but she hasn’t won an emmy, not even for the shame walk season. don’t think she’ll win this year either, it’ll be the girl from ozark.
Jon will have wildling children
>retarged sister dies in exactly the same way you do
unintentional pottery?
What moment from the books that Dabid actually bothered to include was ruined the hardest?
Hard mode: not Tywin's death.
>Jonsa increase last after season 7
>When Jon x Dany became canon
Is this the power of butthurt women
Did Alt Shift X give up doing his final video for GoT?
It's been a week.
Mourning our waifu. Or Cameron would yet sit atop his pile of money and the quipfags would be forced so evade bans behind seven proxies.
I mean we all sat around for like 4 weeks while the entire board was literally dedicated to Captain Marvel and seething over Brie Larsen. At least GoT had good memes.
Anyone know if the Inside The Episode things are on the blu-ray sets or are they web exclusive?
AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH I'VE HAD ENOUGH
THAT'S IT DAVOS, I'LL GO ELSEWHERE
I'LL GO ELSEWHERE FOR MY ONIONS YOU FIGNERLESS CUNT
There is no god but the Dragon. Daenerys is the messenger of the Dragon.
How does weak kill the strong?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't one of the lannisters get eaten by the bums of King's Landing in one book?
>Uncle Viserys, I’ve avenged you
no because she's maybe more attractive (???)
How worf judge rion
I came down on the board's end to lift the bans, and the generals /alita/ and /ecg/ dipped their banners, and all their tripfags dropped their names and went back to Yea Forums. I was certain you would be among them.
show some respect... or else
Good yer grace, that's what you better do
Brienne is WAY too high, wtf was the person who made this list thinking? She 100% should be either E or F tier.
kingsmoot hands down
Is it true that only 140+ IQ people can see that Dany's decision in ep5 makes perfect sense?
This. Gwen is fucking disgusting. Tall people in general (6'0" and up) men and women just have this weird long limbs alien creepy looking feature to them that makes them fugly as shit.
I'LL GO ELSEWHERE FOR MY POTIONS AND NEVER COME BACK, DAVOS
Can you speak up, son? It's hard to hear you all the way down there.
Nah, most of it came from season 6 when Jon and Sansa reunited
Our threads do not archive so easily.
The decision makes perfect sense, however, the buildup to it was done completely wrong. D&D clearly wanted to get out of GoT at all costs, so they just rushed the story. The way Jamie turned out is a completely fucked up story arc.
life would be better if all smalls thought this way
imagine a divergent split of humanity- everyone above 6'0 becoming as elven gods, while those below degenerated into weird sub-5 foot goblinoids, each only attracted to their own
Based Vlad
What was she thinking at this moment?
>I’m glad Bran isn’t here to see this
shae and the dragon whore should be in abyss tier only one tier below gilly, ironbitch and quasimodo
>better stick that ass out so Littlefinger can get those angles with the wierwood camera
t. manlet
No
pic related
pic related again
Out of 5500 fics, 3440 fics are post season 7.
>When I read that scene, I kinda loved it,' Turner told Entertainment Weekly about when she first saw the script.
>I love the way Ramsay had Theon watching. It was all so messed up.'
It's milky.
I hate how the degenerates wanted the high sparrow dead.
really makes you think
It's literally the same writers as always m8, they just didn't stop after season 6 then doubled down in season 7 because they wanted to believe Jon was faking his love for Dany and that awayforthelads was wrong.
Do they self insert as Sansa or something
No, but this does
Yes. They even give her all the telltale signs of an author self-insert by making her a Mary Sue
A five star post for the five star S tier
You just know that during a sex roleplay moment some dude she's fucking has brought up rape
DABID GET IN HERE, WE'RE TELLING WAR STORIES. WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KILL, NOT COUNTING GAME OF THRONES?
why are we even arguing about this shit?
dany is S+ tier you fag
I don't get it, wouldn't most teenage girls self-insert as Arya or Dany? Much more """badass"" characters.
>Anyone above Dany
Discarded
>be actor
>playing evil psychopath
>he rapes a major female character
>actress is nineteen years old and very pretty
>have to film a rape scene
>show up on set nervous out of your mind
>feels like you’re about to actually rape her
>she seems very relaxed
>rip open her dress and put your hands on her back
>she giggles, have to do another take
>push her down on the bed
>she looks back at you and grins, blushing a little
>afterwards she grabs your hand and says she had a lot of fun
What do?
user!!! GET IN HERE, WE’RE TELLING BOOOAAAR STORIES
One of the secondary storylines on Troy.
>y-you too
>later that night, she anally rapes me with a strap on
Ugh bros I've been laying in bed over the long weekend posting in /got/ and now my upper left chest is fucking sore as shit because of the lack of mobility. Any else get like this? Hate when it happens.
Self Insert is a writer projecting their own perceived positive qualities into a character. It’s different than hero-worshipping someone your a fan of
I was there that day, you were only a staff writer, twenty something years old
A question was asked, an answer given, someone tried to refute it, I had to correct them
Sansa is much more relatable because if you look at her likes and personality she's pretty much the average teen girl dropped into a medieval time and dealing with medieval politics and guys wanted to fuck her. Arya's a tomboy who then trains to be an assassin. Dany's a rape victim who gets dragons and has to free slaves and run a city. Inserting as Sansa is much easier and requires a much less intelligent mind to realize your fantasies when most of the characters are in westeros.
Pathetic
You killed the entire Gods plotline with a made up romance. Best subversion I ever saw.
Disgusting.
But dont worry...I Will improve her.
Jon's assassination. Talk a wet fart of a scene for such a big moment.
Good stories from those gods, but they lacked fight scenes
>wight hunt got a full season
>defense of Winterfell/killing the Night King/defeating the Others/Dany's descent/burning of King's Landing/the aftermath/the epilogue all shared a six season episode
Dany remembered the story Viserys had told her, of what the Usurper’s dogs had done to Rhaegar’s children. His son had been a babe as well, yet they had ripped him from his mother’s breast and dashed his head against a wall. That was the way of men. “They must not hurt my son!” she cried. “I will order my khas to keep him safe, and Drogo’s bloodriders will—”
Ser Jorah held her by the shoulders. “A bloodrider dies with his khal. You know that, child. They will take you to Vaes Dothrak, to the crones, that is the last duty they owe him in life … when it is done, they will join Drogo in the night lands.”
Dany did not want to go back to Vaes Dothrak and live the rest of her life among those terrible old women, yet she knew that the knight spoke the truth. Drogo had been more than her sun-and-stars; he had been the shield that kept her safe. “I will not leave him,” she said stubbornly, miserably. She took his hand again. “I will not.”
A stirring at the tent flap made Dany turn her head. Mirri Maz Duur entered, bowing low. Days on the march, trailing behind the khalasar, had left her limping and haggard, with blistered and bleeding feet and hollows under her eyes. Behind her came Qotho and Haggo, carrying the godswife’s chest between them. When the bloodriders caught sight of Drogo’s wound, the chest slipped from Haggo’s fingers and crashed to the floor of the tent, and Qotho swore an oath so foul it seared the air.
Mirri Maz Duur studied Drogo, her face still and dead. “The wound has festered.”
>dany brought these people to Westeros
Reminder that Kit Harrington lied to hundreds of millions by claiming in international television on multiple occasions that he was dead and not being resurrected. He is a liar and thus a bad person.
have sex
Short hair Emilia>Long hair Emilia
>there were 4 separate villains in 4 episodes
tfw
Showfags whereas the hound is show and bookfags
He's an actor. He's paid to lie
“This is your work, maegi,” Qotho said.
Haggo laid his fist across Mirri’s cheek with a meaty smack that drove her to the ground. Then he kicked her where she lay.
“Stop it!” Dany screamed.
Qotho pulled Haggo away, saying, “Kicks are too merciful for a maegi. Take her outside. We will stake her to the earth, to be the mount of every passing man. And when they are done with her, the dogs will use her as well. Weasels will tear out her entrails and carrion crows feast upon her eyes. The flies off the river shall lay their eggs in her womb and drink pus from the ruins of her breasts …” He dug iron-hard fingers into the soft, wobbly flesh under the godswife’s arm and hauled her to her feet.
“No,” Dany said. “I will not have her harmed.”
Qotho’s lips skinned back from his crooked brown teeth in a terrible mockery of a smile. “No? You say me no? Better you should pray that we do not stake you out beside your maegi. You did this, as much as the other.”
Ser Jorah stepped between them, loosening his longsword in its scabbard. “Rein in your tongue, bloodrider. The princess is still your khaleesi.”
“Only while the blood-of-my-blood still lives,” Qotho told the knight. “When he dies, she is nothing.”
>she did this
Nice, I thought Shireen's mom was hot.
>you now remember those jars of fetuses
>No Roslin
this is my husbando tier list.
David and Dan are fled to Lucasarts with your budget and the extra production time. I thought you might have gone with them.
Rate me Yea Forums. Also, the link I used was: tiermaker.com
I guess I have a thing for savage women.
>I hope you win this war
Right in the feels...
Dabid are hacks and true opportunists.
But not of the eternal /got/guard. The /got/guard does not ree.
Then or now.
We swore a vow.
And now it continues.
what is the title of this one on tier maker
jej based Vlad
>no SSS tier for Littlefinger
I provided the link, but the title is "Game of Thrones Women ranks". I couldn't find a better one though, it's missing Arya, Cersei etc.
Why didn't Robb just tell Edmure his plans for defeating Tywin and the Mountain? Was he retarded?
tiermaker.com
I wish you good RT scores in the kinos to come.
Why are you putting that one who looks like they could just as easily be a guy (top left on OP's) on the S tier?
A wolf does not concern himself with the opinions of trout.
>if you only knew how bad things really are
By all laws Stannis is ___________
>Ramsay
>S tier
D A M A G E D
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You made some mistakes
Guys, I just had sex like how you kept telling me to and I have to say it's really enhanced my enjoyment of the show
see
>i now have an erection
I just finished having sex too but my gf kind of spoiled the moment by whispering into my ear "there is only one king in Westeros whose name is Stannis, and traitors and usurpers will bend the knee or be destroyed" when she came.
This is the one true official waifu tier list.
What is wrong with you user
Margary had terrible pancakes, and Sansa looks like boy george and has a terrible body, they're fuckable at best
>120,000 wights vs. 18,000 combined Northmen + Valemen + Dothraki + Unsullied
So "half", or 9,000 people died, and 9,000 of them managed to beat the Lannister army + Iron Fleet + Golden Company?
>that spoiled the moment
Fuck off Danyfag
Drogon OP
I see your reasoning, but I do have some issues with the personality of certain wife tier contestants.
Dothraki numbered 100,000. Unsullied ~8,000. Northmen and Valemen according to Jon were fewer than 10,000.
And dragon >>> iron fleet + golden company and fear of that dragon beat the lannister army, the army was just for cleanup
>/ourextra/ gets a ton of screentime in the doc
Unironically based
>Dothraki numbered 100,000
Not after the first 50 seconds of battle. Then the wights numbered 200,000.
Did Edmure go up to the Twins and take Roslin and their baby back after her father and brothers got Arya'd?
the cutest king
Nah. In the documentary, the numbers were 120,000 vs.18,000.
And yet in the next episode they said they lost half their troops and the Dothraki tokens had only half removed. D&D just kind of forgot episode 3 was the end of the Dothraki
>GRRM started with The Others
>D&D wanted to start with The Politics (Jon Arryn's death)
They literally never cared about that plotline at all.
YER GRACE
How hard can it be the bring them to heel? Besides, I like a woman with a little personality. Or a claim on one of the Seven Kingdoms, I'll take either.
George said it gets darker, and having a child rape his crush by mindcontrolling a tard is pretty damn dark.
So what happened to 90,000 dothraki?
>books describe a brown haired brown eyed girl
>get a blonde blue eyed girl and cover her up
B R A V O D A B I D
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>chad summerchild
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WTF. These faggots are making up numbers out of nowhere now. Dany had 100,000 Dothraki from Vaes Dothraki, Jon and Davos literally said they had fewer than 10,000 men in the North vale and North included, how did they only have 18,000 men
They sure as fuck didn't lost 10s of thousands of Dothraki against Jaime especially when Jaime says they lost and they can't beat the Dothraki. Unsullied lost some numbers from the Casterly rock trap and from Essos but can't be too many.
They flew back to their home planet.
But obvious some died fighting in the Reach and shit like that. Still a very low number remaining in the penultimate battle, though/
George said it gets darker because it confirms J O J E N P A S T E
And then Bran mind rapes Hodor from the past as the Others attack.
>tfw no harry the heir
That's why Dany is in the number one spot
>George said it gets darker because it confirms J O J E N P A S T E
It confirms what?
Nah, Bran won't hurt his future queen.
the chapters aren't written in first person you STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT
ywn fuck charlie chaplin's granddaughter
The most glorious of theories, in which Bran unwittingly ate Jojen.
Very based list
>Coldhands makes Bran eat Night's watch deserters
>The children make him eat Jojen
Bran just can't catch a fucking break.
I love him so much bros. how to cope with this feel
didn't he hate the show
this generals running on fumes
Why?
It's not running on fumes until someone breaks out one of these
I don't think he hated it, just didn't understand what was going on. he also doesn't watch it because it's too violent for him, I remember reading that in an interview
he's handsome and funny and just seems like a good person.
>Threads taking >2 hours to reach bump limit
Just let it go guys
>Cheating on Dany
Breaking the wheel is what I want but I need you're right, sorry
Didn't the Kindly Man feed Arya "pork" in the House of Black and White?
>yfw that water bottle was also probably left in some shot in E3 but it's so fucking dark no one could tell
I heard people saying the documentary showed Arya jumped off a pile of wights, is that true?
What is it with Hollywood sets and spamming 999 water bottles everywhere? Just give the crew some real water bottles and set up a refilling station like a normal office.
fuuuuck emilia aged badly
>implying
No, but in the script read-through, the script-supervisor or whatever his role is, reads so directly from the script. They may have re-wrote it later, but that's how it was written. Watch the doc.
This makes it look even worse, she was fucking launched and even then she would've had to get ahead of all the other wights and Walkers first. Bitch might as well have teleported
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My Queen
>Sansa has a terrible body
why are you gay
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