DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city...
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I get upset when I see people out in the real world, just fucking go home.
I wish I could get that excited about anything
t. poorfag from failing southern or midwest town full of heroin addicts
just have sex
arcades are based though
>racing games
>shooting games
>fighting games
>no girls shitting things up
Posts like this get you a 2 week ban over on /ck/. Jannies HATE getting picked on over there. It’s delicious.
>this guy got banned for calling a pig snout sandwich nigger tier
Have sex with toddlers.
If you make fun of fags who collect hot sauces over there the jannies scramble to delete your thread and your most recent posts in other threads. They’re hilariously retarded soi faggots. Try it sometime.
Bitter incels aren't any better than this, just more ashamed of themselves
Omg dude I love shitposting on /tv, it has all the sneed and Blacked threads you need
wanna see my hotsauce collection?
its pretty neat.
What's the non-söy, "Yea Forums" lifetstyle? What's the version of this copypasta that will ensure I don't make fun of by other anons(size of settlement, type of housing, interior design, alcoholic beverage, what should I should watch, hobbies, places where its acceptable to go out, methods of contraception, types of unions I'm allowed to engage in, etc.)
chantards are s0yb0is
sorry, but you really are
how is this related to Yea Forums - Television and Film?!?!?!?!??
We need that type of moderation here.
How do you deal with this feel?
Have sex faggot
Agree with most of this bugmen shit, but barcades are dope
> take roasting on a date to barcade
> wreck her in every game instead of making small talk
> she drinks more bc she’s embarrassed and frustrated to keep losing
> take her home and fuck her to chiptunes
Don’t knock it ‘til you try it
Find meaning, and a less soul-crushing job
this, but not so extreme males gravitate towards basic living standards in the absence of cultural indoctrination
>barcades are dope
>chiptunes
>spending beer money on pussy
might as well get a hot whore
City life is clown world living. My favorite is listening to one of my older co-workers, who can't afford a house in a white neighborhood, so he has him and his family living in the zoo border area.
>I love living in the city! Sure, we hear gunshots at night, but you know what's great? Uhh, the food and ummm all the culture, yes the culture!
this fucking webm hahahahahaha
Cringe
Find me a hot whore for < $20 and I’m in
Only ever seen that overseas
all of my this but unironically
#adulting
#relatable
>people go outside
Cringe
>why isnt everyone miserable like me?
>roof over your head
>but no pretty throw pillows everywhere
women are awful
>live in a peninsula suburb 30 minutes outside of san francisco
>have seven minute commute
>have a backyard and room enough for my australian shepherd
>have neighbors who are friendly and white
>still make more than the bugmen living the city proper
o i am laffin
>megan
lol accurate
the insincerity is what gets to me.
he could be appreciative of what living a big city offers him, but recognize the drawbacks as well.
this speaks more about the person itself rather than the culture he's grown with.
it's literally trying to distort your reality with buzzwords.
city life is the corruption of everything that is human.
The barcade in my town is always full of hot chicks with dyed hair and tattoos and surprisingly no fat autists.
go live in a hut, nigger
What's wrong with this picture? The guy is wrong for not wasting his money on frivolous pieces of furniture he doesn't need?
This copypasta always makes me feel like a basedboy for building a shitty arcade cabinet
I went there once saw a pizza dough recipe and gave it a go. The dough stayed liquid and it was shit followed the recipe exactly.
Fuck that place.
What is going on here?
>t. guy
To be honest.... I would prefer to have friends like this rather than the soul crushing lonely existence I have right now. I'm basically just waiting until the alcohol destroys my liver and I can finally leave this world.
I'd have to be really hungry to eat something like this
what's the problem with IPAs? its a fucking beer. you drink it to get drunk. being that picky about your beer makes you a pretentious beer snob fag
AHAHA FAGGOT
Söyception
take the neet pledge
if you interacted with "people" like this daily you would grow to hate them very quickly and wish you could go back to the time where you were alone and drinking yourself to death.
Cities would be comfy if not for the fact that you pay a ton of money to live in some tiny ass apartment.
Get certifications and get a job doing something you enjoy and get paid well for.
t. security consultant
Take solace in knowing ill be dead or broken in 20
there's a cute girl that works at my local arcade that plays marvel vs capcom with me
didn't read but based
wow you seem pretty badass dude
She probably fucks blacks
>so(y) posting
Are you going to propose to her?
>when he adds the extra space for sneed
no that's awkward
thanks for posting the original video
not gonna ask her out because even if it worked i'd assuredly fuck it up later down the line
Stop dilating
Let it heal
why is this deformed npc always posted on Yea Forums?
Just ask her out you idiot cant you tell she's in love with you
Some fags wanna btfo a group that doesn't browse Yea Forums. Truly a strange phenomenon.
can someone vocaroo it?
if she really loved me she wouldn't keep picking sentinel
projection
This is one of the funniest webm's I've ever seen. Well done OP
Who is that powerful being in the center?
This is the funniest comment I've read today.
t. tranny
you’re still a man hun, and you better get to dilating before it heals up on ya
>t. Sneed hating on City Slickers
what the fuck are you even talking about?
IPAfags are exactly the type of people who are snobby about their beer.
Well well, look at the city slicker with his fancy German post!
>tfw live in a big city
This is not a way of life, but a way of death.
This. I've spent 20+ years in a city and am literally moving to the middle of bumfuck nowhere to be a hermit.
there are only two common types of beer snobbery i see
1. people who hate IPAs and think they're cool because of it
2. people who think they're too good to drink light domestic beers
This. IPAfags with their designer beers need to chill the fuck out.
It's called barcadia you dumb isolated shitlord
Tbhfam craft beer is pretty good
Pretty sure the ikea thread from the other week has proven the majority of americans here are out of touch yokels living in fly-over wastelands
the extra furniture is for guests, like friends?
why get such a large apartment for one person?
Pretty much any lifestyle that has no future
Needs some "live, laugh, love" signs.
The interesting things about cities is they come from the french word 'civi' which meant to be civilized, or respected. It is ironic how far actually cities have come from this word, in fact, most people who live in cities are not civilized at all, but are instead rude, insecure, and poor.
this video made me so fucking happy thanks so much user
Stop going on Yea Forums
Those "people" probably enjoy their lives a lot more than you enjoy yours.
When your life is the one that has you trying to kill yourself, the problem might be YOUR life, not theirs. Maybe you hate soiboys because they have the same interests as you but they aren't ashamed of expressing it publicly. I know if I wanted to hang out with a depressed 4channer that wanted to kill himself over a wacky soiboy nintenbaby I'd choose the soiboy any day because they sound like someone that again, doesn't make me want to kill myself.
Stop going on Yea Forums.
>those, "people"
>enjoying their lives
They don't. Not the guy you're replying to. But they don't.
Fuck those faggot signs. I'd rather walk in and have a swastica on the wall. I'll get along better with them. Same with the fucking Marilon Monro quote.
don't you have school tomorrow?
go to bed
But I was born in the city. I like it
>Stop going on Yea Forums
Why are you here?
I stopped going there because theres too much fast food posts, i thought the whole idea of the board was to share cooking tips or food recommendation not to goble endlessly on corporate garbage.
Fast food is pretty much the capeshit of /ck/
For me, it's the McChicken...
>driveby happens outside office
>"relax, it wasn't aimed at us"
Adapting to city life is a journey to say the least.
P A R T
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Have aids
Just spend less money. Cutting costs can work wonders.
Praying for a nuke since I am not capable of killing myself.
Imagine choosing to live in a depressing environment because you’re afraid people on Yea Forums will judge you.
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Kek
OK OP, who dropped you on the head as a kid?
>adulting
I hate that shit
>just get a new job bro, haha
>when you realize all the people defending urbanized bugman living are neets who live in the suburbs with mama or college students who live in a dorm
low
Ruralfags will never understand the convenience of walking to stores user. Let them eat shitty food in their drive by towns. Keep rent prices low.
>implying business districts are near where drive-bys happen
Found the ruralfag
Cityfag here, I hate craft beer, it tastes like piss.
>ikea thread
Quick rundown pls
imagine being a meat puppet that follows social norms instead of doing what he fucking wants
>all people work in business districts
>security consultant
What do you do? Make sure all the security doors lock after everyone with a card? Or worse: make sure everyone locks their computers before going to be break room?
requesting link to OP webm with sound
>hustle and bustle of the big city
Is this how middle-america plebs cope?
As someone whose lived in NYC for over 15 years, I cannot conceive of how the fuck anyone could defend this way of living.
>noisy
>crowded
>expensive as shit
>polluted
>no nature
>no guns (unless you're a nigger)
>people are oversocialized as shit, rude, and just generally horrible
>no privacy
>smells like shit
>bums everywhere
I can go on and on and on about how fucking badly you larpers don't want to be here.
>b-buh I saw someone with a CSA bumper sticker and it ruined my day
WOW...terrible. Poor fucking you.
Stick to r.eddit-friendly boards like this one then, newfriend
Review existing organization procedures and policies, provide input on ways to reduce costs based upon risk analysis, etc. You'd be surprised by the amount of paperwork involved with such a simple title. But the pay is good and every day involves working with new shit.
Yeah usually you have to be born here otherwise you'll be too limp-wristed of a faggot to be comfortable
you can't, they're faking it
I work with an old retired truck driver and he said NYC smells terrible as well
OH, AND THE FUCKING TAXES. I WORK PART TIME MINIMUM WAGE. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE MUNICIPAL SHYLOCKS TAKE FROM ME!? FUCKING 20%. I'M BEING TAXED AT 20% WORKING PART TIME, MINIMUM WAGE, SO THAT SPOOKS AND SINGLE MOMS CAN GET EBT.
Kek
steel reserve, 40 oz. Whatchu know bout that? prolly nothin
>imagine being a meat puppet that follows social norms instead of doing what he fucking wants
Lol that’s exactly what I said though? If you think people only want to live in cities because of “social norms” and not because they actually want to you’re the dumbass
Nobody wants to. They're usually forced into cities due to financial hardship, or they're born there. The overwhelming percentage of people here are just here cause there's money.
>Nobody wants to.
The projection is unreal. Sorry your depressed, you can move whenever you want, but don’t confuse your beliefs and wants for everyone else’s.
>your
GOTTEM.
> SO THAT SPOOKS AND SINGLE MOMS CAN GET EBT.
Welfare is less than 8% of federal spending.
usgovernmentspending.com
The point
Your head
>how dare you point out that my hatred is misplaced and nonsensical
average intelligence
your intellect
it's awesome and full of hot art hoes to fuck. you missing out bro
Yeah, maybe on an STD.
>implying I have to make sense
What are you gonna do about it, Mr. brings up federal welfare when municipal tax rates are brough up?
Eric Butts is the mascot of Yea Forums.
>Marilon Monro
Jannies are asleep so we can post whatever.
Not gonna lie, I really love exposed red brick walls. And cage pendant lights.
But living in a concrete jungle should only be temporary with long breaks in-between. It's really draining. It stinks. It's assaulting to all of your senses and the commuting is hell even on bikes.
cause it says
>my only hobby is playing video games
>Hes a manchild without any sense of taste
Please stay in the capeshit threads
Maybe he's not home a lot cause he spends much of his time outside, and therefore doesn't care much to furnish his home?
That's literally all you need to do if you don't life your current job.
NEETs/weebs are usually the most retarded when it comes to splurging on manchild action figure/decorating shit. Real men are frugal and only buy the essentials necessary for living. The rest of the shit that ends up in their homes comes from whatever pussy they're currently slaying.
Or...just cut costs so that you can work less.
>muh std
literally what every virgin incel says
have sex.g
not even a picture, not even a mention of race, and you read "cute girl" and instantly think of sex with niggers
good lord user, get help
Why would you work a job at all if you don't like it? Just find another job that suits your tastes.
The most so y thing is caring what other people think of you tho. This guy fucks and not you. And he's the one going to the barcade while you post so yboys pictures on Yea Forums.
Get checked.
Would you keep showing up if they stopped paying? No? Then you don't really like the job. The thing is that there's no job where I'd work for free. My goal is to work as little as humanly possible so I can spend more of my time lounging, daydreaming, watching movies, and bullshitting around.
Fixed
based
But why would you work a job that you hate instead of one that's enjoyable?
>tfw love my job and look forward to going to work and making a shitload of dough with minimal effort while having a good time and plenty of autonomy
Lmao @ mcwageslaves. Flip the burgers for 1/100 what I make an hour, wagey!
I like your cat user
kek spot on
>tfw gf won't scoop her cat's shit more than once a week and her apt always smells like cat shit because the box is full of turds
I love all the incel edgelord responses. If you ever move out you'll want to buy some furniture and not live in a fucking hostel looking place either.
>her
>gf won't scoop her cat's shit more than once a week
Enjoy your toxoplasmosis
w2c security consultant job? what certs/degree, how long is training, whats job market like?
Most IPAs taste like cat piss to me, but my real problem is that people who drink them tend to be complete faggots so my beer snobbery is just a way to declare in a passive aggressive way that I don't recognize someone's right to exist.
Why does /pol/ hate craft beer and IPAs in general so much?
have sex
It's not the beer itself, it's the type of faggot who's obsessed with it.
PLEASE come to Portland and say this out loud at a bar. I beg you.
Why does anyone care what /pol/ thinks?
It's bitter shit
Steel Reserve is the Yea Forums drink of choice
Can married men be incels?
>Wow, I'm so offended! Apologize!
>Suck my dick faggot.
>WOW! I... How big is it?
>if you dont conform to hedonistic city life YOURE WRONG
sounds like your gf is a dirty fucking idiot
>implying rent is cheap in urbanized centres
what? and have a bunch of limp-wristed faggots come and suck you off out of spite?
lmafo this is the best one yet
Why would you buy mass produced pisswater instead of a local craft beer? They even sell that shit in supermarkets now. Otherwise your post is fine.
Why would you buy beer when you can get drunk off liquid that actually tastes good rather than horse piss?
I'm looking to move from a big metropolitan area to a much smaller one. Preferably one with light traffic, decent job prospects, and low crime. Anyone got any ideas?
I work in finance but I could pivot to most programming jobs pretty easily.
>renting an apartment
WHO does this
Consider the irony that the made-up guy OP is making fun of in his description has a girlfriend and is getting married while OP himself has never even kissed a girl
Boise
>Anyone got any ideas?
suburbs
renting is cheaper most the time than mortgage unless your rich enough to buy the house up front all at once
Thank you, I've been waiting for this edit
This requires context: is she a bugwoman who likes barcades? Does having a gf actually count when their standards are so low they're dating a bugman who likes barcades? Is it wrong for a non-bugman to abstain from asking out low-standard women who go to barcades?
If there's nothing about this woman to be proud of, then why would him getting married change anyone's opinion of how bugman this guy truly is?
>This requires context
Except it doesn't.
It certainly does, ugly women and men should be beneath any metric for sexual standards.
>part time minimum wage
so one step from a neet then
I want to, and do.
> The rest of the shit that ends up in their homes comes from whatever pussy they're currently slaying
you have no idea how this works, do you
>not drinking before work