Will never live in the Wild West

The idea is to clear out of town afterward

this is early 1800s, OP's pic is late 1800s

go hop trains and end up getting robbed and gangraped by niggers if you want to experience the fringe of society.

Star Trek is a bad example because theoretically you can do whatever you want except for anything violent, or a military career. Nobody would be a janitor unless they really wanted to
That said, I'm certain that next to nobody actually lived the lone, wandering cowboy stereotype that exists in movies, although there's an argument to be made that back-breaking labor in the free country where you could feasibly buy land in the middle of nowhere and start a family would be more satisfying than life today

Lol are you retarded? Its easy to commit any crime and not get caught without dna and cameras ect

I guarantee you with no DNA technology or efficient policemen, I would be an highwayman.

you would be an hero because you're trying to rob people with guns

every single poster ITT would get manipulated, beaten, and turned out if they entered a life of crime regardless of the time period

>everyone is drunk and has guns
So based

You're already free. You just choose to spend 24 hours a day on Yea Forums and being a broke NEET.

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But i lived a life of crime for years.

But i lived a life of crime for years. It was better than what im doing now but ironically what i had going is hard to replicate. It just didnt seem worth it with modern tech but im starting to think i was wrong.

This. Stop blaming your lot on life on this that and the other. If you're resorting to blaming the year you live in for your troubles, especially when you live in essentially the most comfortable and prosperous time in human history, there's zero doubt your situation is entirely your fault you fucking loser.

I only come on here when im depressed. Yea Forums sucks.

IT'S OVER user!

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I didnt see anyone say that the time we live in is at fault for our lives. It was just easy to be a criminal back then. I have a feeling you work a shit job or live with your parents.

be more creative with were you put your efforts and expectations. you have as much freedom as you allow yourself too

The Wild West is a fucking myth. Cowboys just moved cattle to the railroad. Outlaws were the rarity and did not last that long. It was mostly people fighting over cattle and other farm animals, sometimes property

>8 hours a day
Try 16 hours

>change my expectations

Yeah thats the solution.

>You're more free now than anybody has ever been in the last 150,000 years

The sad thing is that you actually believe this.

The fact still remains that because of technology you didnt have to be a fucking cattle herd you could commit crimes anx get away unless you crave fame.

There's nothing stopping you from becoming a lawless gunslinger. Just accept that your life will be very short.

I'm pretty sure the dystopian secret of Star trek Earth is that ninety percent of the population are NEET masturbators plugged into holosuites with a replicator.

I know this feel. I'm a 9 to 5 cubicle monkey.

in those 16 hours you play some cards, have a couple of beers, eat from a fire, smoke some cigars and so on

>It's literally never been easier to achieve your dreams
Lol. Almost everything controlled, monopolised and used for getting more power by corporations/goverments/just rich families to extreme point. And it's getting worse everyday. Everyone feel it, that's why it's so dense nowadays

Do you also want to go weeks without bathing, shit on the ground with nothing to wipe but leaves, have no access to porn, and die of tuberculosis at age 35?

Yeah but the fact also remains people would just lynch you because everyone had guns and gave no shits about trial

How would they know i committed a crime? They wouldnt.

Literally nothing wrong with this
>he actually believes in wiping meme
lel

>>will never live in the Wild West

No one ever really did.

You had it easy, user. Peoples of the future would be chiped. China working on that moral system. Just imagine what a miserable time is coming

If you stay in the same place they will quickly get an idea, if you leave they will suspect the foreigner. Whatever have your fantasies,and now there are a lot of places to help you live it

Id rather die at 35 as an outlaw than as someone who didnt retire till they were sixty with failing health and live another decade. Its easy to get pussy as an outlaw and im surs i can figure out how to clean my ass

No, you are probably trying to catch some sleep, eat a meal that tastes like a shoe and then drink cheap nasty whiskey to dull the pain of living during the fucking civil war era.

>nothing wrong with tuberculosis

Tell that to Doc Holiday

Yeah like total recall good idea

well, go rob a convenience store and get a hooker with the cash then

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Were you secretly a cowboy the whole time?

>The nurses said that his last words were, "This is funny."[7] He always figured he would be killed someday with his boots on.
Fucking based. Lived his life fully

but at least you don't know any better

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Yeah cuz id get a lot of money and not get filmed by cameras

People were miserable and dropping like flies back then. You would be living a pretty shirty life of trying to make ends meet.

It is you that is missing the point, you would still be a nobody, only even further worst off then before. Stop that nonsense about born too soon , when it known fact that you most certainly miss the present.

sucks to suck

I have a feeling you work a job

he works ass femboy for truckers at truck stops.

Go live in Greenland, most of its just snow and ice and I’m pretty sure the entire north is unpopulated so you can just pretend you own it

As someone who has visited Greenland i'd like to say, don't visit Greenland. The populated area makes Russia look like a happy place.

>live in the wild west
>terrified to even look at another person incase you get TB and choke to death on your own spit

itt robert ford

> live in modern age
>terrified to look at another person because people are scary

We need some diseases to weed out the weak

I once hit one of those savage greenlanders with rock when one of them started laughing at me for asking where was all the green.

He was mad his ancestors didnt settle in iceland

then just be a criminal in the 70s, just be a little smarter than ted bundy and you're gold

Theyve been using dna evidence to catch people for crimes in that time period. I would pull a d b cooper for sure tho

Anyone who says they'd rather live in a world pre-antibiotics is an idiot.

this guy gets it, at least you get a giant car and whores everywhere

I'd rather something akin to most of humanity dying out so that there's still ample supplies and you can just live alone in seclusion and silence.

You'd still die because all those older nuclear power plants need maintenance and water. Without humans, they'd melt down and poison the atmosphere and water tables.

Not before i die

There's no nuclear power stations here so I could live for a while at least.

You people are so fucking stupid you make reddit look smart.

The older I'm getting, the more I'd rather snug up and watch a comfy western than the shit I grew up loving (horror/sci-fi).

You must have spent extensive time on reddit to enable such a comparison. That or you are a dumb hivemind faggot.

>I hate working 9-5s. I want to roam and go on adventures, meet some lads along the way and live true freedom.

You can do that today. It's called being homeless.

>here

It doesn't have to be there. Two or three of those Chinese or Jap shoebox plants go down and it drifts across the ocean to say nothing of the plants in the US.

You can still go out and live in the wild retard. There's still plenty of space for you and the rest of you hippies to go die and become compost.

Good idea. How much money do homeless people make?

it’s a sad world