ITT: times you acted like the jester

ITT: times you acted like the jester
>help a cute girl with her bags on the train
>sit down next to her
>initiate conversation and talk about random stuff for 2 hour train ride
>she's cute as a button, fun to talk to and I like her a lot
>she gets off 1 stop before me
>help her get her bags off the train
>say goodbye without getting her contact info or anything
>been frantically searching for her on social media to no avail for five days now
it's not a tragedy... its a comedy...

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she’s in some back alleyway getting blacked in every one of her holes by six Tyrones

six?

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god dammit

you spoke to her for 2 hours?
did you even get her name?

t. brainwashed by jewish conditioning

Her name was Sneed

OP you are pathetic

>be in class at college on a rainy day, notice girl that didn't bring her usual colorful LGBT umbrella
>class ends, get to car before it starts pouring
>as I'm leaving campus, I see her walking through the rain using her backpack as an umbrella
>pull next to the sidewalk and wave her in, introduce myself as a guy from the class she just came from, and ask if I could get her back to her dorm
>she accepts and is grateful
>I ask her where her LGBT umbrella is, she says it was stolen
>I casually say it was probably stolen by the same niggers that have been stealing bikes on campus
>she is silent for the rest of the ride
>I drop her off at the wrong building, she doesn't notice until she gets out and I immediately lock the doors and gun it

yeah I have her full name and the city she's from
sadly her name is apparently very generic in bulgaria and so its really fucking hard to find her
I managed to find three old facebook profiles of hers from 2010. I messaged all three of them saying hi

>I messaged all three of them saying hi
Cringe

who fucking cares. those messages will never be read by anyone other than some FBI agent or Mark Zuckerburg

holy kek

Based as FUCK

And redpilled

>go on /gif/ for a fap
>a guy is asking for source on a webm I happen to know
>"ye, I got it in my folder, let me find the code for you"
>finish the fap and never tell him source
Who here /crime/? Who /society/?

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Why would anyone want to see a movie about the Joker?
Unless it's him shouting racial slurs in the more ethnic districts of Gotham and then running away I am not interested.

>girl asks me to borrow my pencil
>visbly have two pencils
>say no
I FIND IT KIND OF FUNNY, I FIND IT KIND OF SAD

This was a joke thread up untill now

>see a cute girl getting off a train
>some cuck is carrying her bags for her
>he gets back on and waves to her from the window but she doesn't notice
>walk up to her and ask her if I can take her out for a drink
>raw dog her later that evening

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>Letting saucefags hang
You are not /crime/, you are /hero/

>hot nurse says good morning to me
>ignore her
SOMEBODY STOP ME

OSINT is yr friend

YO BRO YOU GOT SAUCE ON THAT 2 SECOND HEAVILY PIXELATED GIF I TOTALLY THINK I BANGED THAT GIRL IN HIGH SCHOOL YEAH DUDE THATS TOTALLY MY SISTERS FRIEND SEND ME THE SAUCE PLEASE

if you tell me how to use this shit and I successfully contact her I'll paypal you $100

>want to fap
>have that one video in mind
>can't for the life of me find it on the internet
>fap to something else fully knowing you'd rather fap to the other video
>even worse, when you find it after like 30 minutes it's not as good as you remember it to be
The fever, the rage. It turns good men cruel

This reminders me of how much obscure shit is just constantly deleted off the internet.
Particularly amateur fiction. Dies faster than you can save it. Honestly makes me a bit sad. You can argue quality all you want, but at least there’s always an attempt. Meanwhile, all social media is sticking around for the foreseeable future.

Fuuuu-

Absolutely epic

I still remember this bdsm fanfic I read like a decade ago. It started out with this guy having dinner with this girl and her family but they had just got done fucking and she was sitting there without panties and cum leaking out onto her chair. It progressively gets worse with the guy making her get labia piercings, going to school without panties, and having a urinary catheter in her so she can't hold her pee. It ends with him leaving her and her getting with a new guy who makes her have sex with dogs, I tried looking for it but never had nay luck