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Dude we’re just posting about the show saying the same things over and over how dare you mention criticism again? God it’s pathetic. Could you imagine typing the same thing over and over again?
Why do so many of us get HICKEY'D?
He's turned me legitimately gay, as in I wanna kiss and cuddle with this smug fucker.
Did Stalker predict Chernobyl?
i want a cute russian biker girlfriend
Reminder to filter the filter evading tripfag.
Reminder not to reply to him and his off-topic posts.
Did the new episode air already bros? I can't find any torrents
I need 3 volunteers
I save notepad docs, dude. no retyping here.
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How was your weekend?
nigga mad cute
how pathetic does someone have to not only tripfag, but to also evade filters? how desperate do you have to be for attention?
What's a tripfag?
Yeah bro 3.6! Delusional! Unique posting!
sneedwater
>but to also evade filters
He's still filtered on my machine
Post Akimfu pls
SJW? Never heard of such a thing. Don’t you know women were the saviours of every man made catastrophe? Silly boys.
ETA on the next ep?
4.5 hours
Sorry I'v already been 'mined'
u hurt us
We did everything right.
Will episode 4 be the one where all the dogs get BTFO?
We anglos must unite against those terrible polfags and trannies who call our TV show bad. They simply want to rewrite history and don’t want to show Chernobyl for how it truly was because they are Russian spies.
Someone post the scary gif of that poor man in bed suffering from radiation poisoning
3.6 hours
off-topic tripfag posting
you are here to hurt
He probably looks more like that
You're in the arctic when this guy tells you the captain's plan is bootless. He offers you roast dog and invites you to join his mutiny. What do?
I don't have a gif, but I do have this.
Remember that if you mention the show’s faults or the main target audience of HBO and Sky Productions shows, you are posting off topic material! Refrain from being off topic my comrades! Believe in the Soviet Union (kek get it lads?)
Yes with the help of this ugly manlet.
Someone needs to shop this soon.
Were three episodes up to the balls and no one's bothered.
You lot require iodine pills and a trip to the slush valves.
*snap hisss*
Ah, yes, RBMK reactors. They don't make them like that anymore.
Pripyat looked pretty comfy before the temporary evacuation, comrades
He's only cute with no beard, and when he looks worried.
>4.5 hours
4.5 hours?
Why?
Aah.
fact: he's always cute
we need more stalker memes
I mean the real life one, the that scene is based off of
Are there any YouTube videos of his transformation into lasagna monster?
Why didn't they just get a really fat guy to plug the reactor core?
want to hear about another nuclear disaster, check out the Kyshtym Disaster thread
Would you try to save your pets if you were a refugee from Pripyat? There's no way I wouldn't at least try to smuggle my pets in a suitcase
your aim is to take joy
He's way cuter with the beard, you're delusional, comrade.
Jesus, why is a man making me feel this way?
I'm so fucking ready for a new S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game.
got u
I don't think there are any public images of late stage ARS. It'd be in pretty poor taste to photograph these poor cunts during their last hours.
I mean Chernobyl Stalker hybrid memes
>tfw just finished watching episode 3
>tfw I missed a week worth of Yea Forums memes for episode 3
LADS KEEP THEM COMING I WANT THEM ALL BEFORE I TURN INTO SPAGHETTI FROM RADIATION
it's not spaghetti its lasagna
I found the video user. 4minute 50
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I would stuff my kot in a bag
the 3 stooges IRL. It was Dyatlov's second nuclear disaster actually
HAIL SATAN
Based
what are these digits called?
Whatever shit that factory pumped into the river poisoned everyone who worked on that film.
Russians are annoyed by "comrade."
HAIL
Why'd they have the miners get their dicks out for Cherno-chan, that never happened irl.
Weird shit.
From the looks of it these are people who experienced high doses but not high enough to kill them immediately following exposure. This guy probably had the same sort of dosage as Yuvchenko rather than the full Mr Hickey dose.
stopped watching this show after episode 2. does it get any better?
Russians are annoyed by pretty much everything.
God damn it... I dont know if I ever enjoyed a game that much past stalker... Maybe botw and doom, but it Is obviously no contest.
Because the pants haven't been built yet that can contain Minerchad's cock
Fuck me.
That soundtrack with the concrete slowing engulfing the coffin. Such an an unnatural burial. Haunting.
No it gets worse in episode 3. Tonight we will see if it gets even worse.
Sexts
truly a pathetic people
Akimov
Get him to the infirmary
>double same number trips
If I was Russian, I'd be annoyed being alive
Dyatlov, the same name as the Dyatlov Pass Incident? Coincidence?
See? I told you all the big bad haters were just Russians. Who could hate our beloved female characters and anglo accents? Nobody (except for Russians) that’s who! Anglos unite!
sacred post
You wish, you cuckold fag
I thought by that point in the USSR it was just used for party member and not average people
Russia must finally be doing pretty well again if this is what is bugging these people.
does this faggot like the show so i know whether to watch it?
nice grammar
sextuples
Lol at the jewfro
are you feeling alright?
stop replying
his grammar is good, Ivan
Lads how cool is this show on a scale from 1 to 3.6? Lmao get it lads? So based. Thank you HBO and Sky Productions!
based retard
The casting of these three is pretty good.
He would make a superb Orc
just answer me
>shit currency
>authoritarian government
>zero power projection
we are super power :)
Nah, Russians are actually pretty obsessed with international recognition and respect, like most former superpowers.
Been refreshing the torrent site all day
>mfw i deleted my hickey getting blacked pic after the terror hype died and i see all of these posts now
kill yourself
COMRADES THE RADIATION AAHHHHH
MY SKIN IS BURNING
Probably why their economy is such a bag of shit then. Fuck em.
Based Blyatlov
Dude at 5:13 looks that bad
How could you do this
it doesn't air until 9PM EST
>why yes Chernobyl and Bloodborne are my favourite pieces of media, how could you tell?
holy shit
he is STILL having a fit over Bloodborne
Haha look it’s already happening. Anglo defence force unite!
Fuck I missed him they skipped over him so fast. Yeah he could be fucked big time. Still the possibility that its just his skin though and skin grafts could help save him.
Where can I watch this?
Who's this cunt?
on your PC or mobile phone
this show is absolute KINO. i dont remembe last time i felt like this watching a show. i just hope it doesnt shit the bed like many before
>she
guys remember we can't like chernobyl anymore because its famous now and a lot of people like it
this show is now garbage
He is talking about himself obviously.
My mate's wife is russian and this was the only thing she had a problem with too
Why is this show using roentgen per hour as unit? The common standard is microsieverts per hour. It's pretty fucking annoying when I want to compare with real life examples.
>Could you imagine typing the same thing over and over again?
she said for the 100th time
>dude the show is only hated now cuz it’s popular. DONT go to the archives and see that the SJW shlock and inaccuracies and bong accents/language was being criticized from day one
It’s all a conspiracy fellow anglos!
>Miners
>worse
enjoy the free (you)
tripfag is double buttmad after getting banned again lol
At a guess thats the unit the Russians used back then.
because it takes place in the 80s you mongolius
Haha I get it because le quirky naked characters. Haha so based and epic
he can fuck off. That's how the announcer was addressing the people of Pripyat in the evacuation scene, and the script was taken word for word from the original recording.
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I'm paranoid
damn he cute here
Guys just remember only Russians don’t like this show ok? Please give thanks to HBO and Sky Productions. Our economies unironically depend on the success of our media!
that's actually significant
agreed, I'm ukrainian and comrade was and still isn't ever used as much as it is in the show, it's usually only used in a more endearing/appreciative tone
ETA for next episode? It's already tuesday here
>Choose a particle physics course because I find it interesting and cool
>I learn a lot during the semester
>Everyone is cool
>The exam is a fucking monster
>Got slaughtered
Mommy
NOT THE DOGS
I WILL GET A TRIP AND SHITPOST ABOUT THE SERIES FOREVER LIKE THE OTHER RETARD IF THEY KILL THE DOGS
EP4 HYPE
CAN'T WAIT
CAVIAR READY
AND ALSO BUTTER
fuck off to the roof tripfag
0300 cest
Tonight
>replying to the you-starved tripfag
which English island are you on again?
go watch lost, this is neither show, nor thread for you
aaaaaaaaaaa that poor man
stop replying
How do I filter tripfags on mobile?
Isle of Slav
The fuck? From the podcast they mentioned that they hired someone that corrected their their Soviet mannerisms and sayings. I think they said originally weren't using comrade enough.
i'm here baby
don't worry
everything will be fine
i believe in you
Use a Queen sacnctioned buttplug my anglo traditionalist.
>every post is about le anglo boogieman
were you raped by an Englishman or something? What exactly has made you so upset?
I watched this last night. It looks comfy as fuck to visit Chernobyl. They have a hotel and everything. Do you think visiting for a day or two would affect your health? I keep reading that it won't be habitable for 20,000 years. But do you think someone could live there full-time?
>Russian fear mongering gooood!
>mentioning anglo target audience and anglo sentimentalities of a show that takes place in Soviet Ukraine baaaad
just do your part and move on, mods should take care of him again
stop giving him attention retard
They never do and never will! Thanks based mods!
>You spend how many hours on this mongolian imageboard comrade?
This is /ourguy/ Sitnikov. Apparently he was camera-shy and this picture was old even in 1986, but he looks like a smart guy.
Imagine being an anglo and unironically shoving shit into your face even harder because a slav laughed at you. Now I know how the Russians got all your countries into becoming trannies lmao
A true soviet Hero!
nah it would probably like increase your chance of thyroid cancer by 0.01% or something and that's it
Why didnt you study?
>Russian fear mongering gooood!
are you Russian? I thought you lived on some British-owned African Island?
>mentioning anglo target audience and anglo sentimentalities of a show that takes place in Soviet Ukraine baaaad
it's mostly just weird. It's an English language board. But most the people here aren't actually English. So it starts to be like a joke that you're endlessly shrieking about "Anglos" all the time.
Who hurt you?
Torrent for 04?
Vnimanye Vnimanye
it's not out yet aaaaaaa
why does this pic exist
I did everything right.
stop fucking replying
>because a slav laughed at you.
so are you a slav? I remember I asked you to cast the show with your favorite Ukranian and Russian actors and you literally didn't know a single one.
Do you speak Russian/Ukranian at all or are you just a LARP?
Ukrainian military personnel and scientists can live there for a short while I think.
Can someone post the spurdos in control room?
well done
AAAAAAA
I know daddy.
>mfw 3.6 hours until new episode
you were just banned for 3 days.
I dont understand, if the reactor didnt explode, why is there graphite on the ground outside?
Can someone post that picture of the guy on the roof with the red face?
Also can someone create a new thread so I can ask this question again?
My mother just got diagnosed with thyroid cancer. She was 10 when Chernobyl happened and lived in a Soviet country.
>1/5th of the thread hidden because people can't help themselves but reply to the autistic tripfag
fuck off
tell us about yourself kiddo. What's your mom like? She a cunt?
is this a good show? should i watch it?
this is a bad omen post
4chin is full of literal children
Damn Dyatlov is such a cutie
not great. not terrible.
what the fuck else are you gonna do?
VNIMANYE VNIMANYE
>geiger counter going crazy
>birds falling dead from the sky
VNIMANYE VNIMANYE
yep
It’s ok unless you’re an Anglo being butthurt by my comments in which case you are going to love this and say it’s your favourite show of all time.
should have taken those iodine pills
3.6/10 show
How did they do that puke, fucking epic cgi there
They should do a miniseries on cold war Berlin or the space race
hex confirms that dyatlov was satan
bet he says "anglo" lol
Or British history! Oh nvm
why is there no deepfake of hickeyfu?
would you go back in time to be part of the chernobyl incident but die after a week from the radiation and cancer?
One of the great shows ever made. Don't watch if you're an obnoxious GoT fan though.
I would go back in time to tell the creator of the show to make it good instead of crap.
Can somebody explain exactly what the effect of 3.6 roentgen is with real life examples. If no one can I'll just assume that you are all underage retards who just like to shout memes without trying to understand what you are watching.
I mean, doing this for hospital scenes is a bit easier.
fuck no. why would you ever do this instead of just watching kino about it
>tfw this movie killed Tarkovski 7 years later cause of how toxic that factory was
your face when
>(dosimeters clicking loudly, rapidly)
>(men panting)
>(tapping)
>(rapid heavy breathing)
I eouldnt voluntarily die from radiation sickness unless it was for a good cause like those divers or the miners.
Okay redpill me on this: Wiki says that a joule is equal to an effective dose of a joule of energy PER KILOGRAM OF RECIPIENT MASS, yet the Geiger counters of youtube Slavaboos wandering around Chernobyl used it as a unit. How's that work? Do the counters assume you're a standard 70 kg man?
@115668476
literally kill yourself
I'd visit core-chan then put a gun to my head and pull the trigger
i want drone footage of that first batch of firefighters that went right near the reactor
oh fuck I mean Sievert. not joule.
Do you guys think you are funny when you repeat the same meme for the buillionth time? Because let me tell you.
You aren't.
Nah, it's only retards with soviet heritage and other kind of plens, I'd say most of people are not interested in it.
I'd eat some people tbphwy
No one here actually knows the science. The people that habit this thread are underage children who only like to spew memes like the retards they are.
I've read that flying on a plan gives you a high dose of radiation. I wonder if flight attendants are at a higher risk of cancer.
Noooo not my shitty HBO and Sky Productions collaboration! abloobloo
It's less than a chest x-ray.
>check archive for tripfag posts
>literally days where he posts non-stop for an entire 24 hours
so I suspect mummy makes all his meals for optimal shitposting
ok you fuckers, YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS to PROVE the reactor blew up
i turned off my ability to even see trip names so everyone's anonymous to me. i just see the guy who's baiting everyone into replying to him
Soon
mental illness feeds him
and 3.6 Roentgen / hour happens to be 0.00001 Sievert per second.
gets like 5 hours of sleep and gets back to whining endlessly about this tv show. It's very fascinating watching him work.
This part with the phone calls legit freaked me out. It was one of the most disturbing parts of the show so far.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA NOT GREAT BUT NOT TERRIBLE HAHAHAHAHAHA 3.6
do you think repeating this shit makes you funny? seriously fuck off
on May 23rd he had a good five hour sleep only to wake up and continue angloposting
this really is mental illness
Someone get this hothead outta here!
it was all the way over there tho
he is in shock get him in the 3.6th room of the infirmary that is not great but not terrible to cure him of his delusions because he is stupid and our memes don't explode
Perhaps there was a bit of a regional difference between Ukraine and Rossia.
Mate it killed most of the crew not just Tarkovsky.
Irradiated Kaguya edit wen?
CHECKED
3.6 hours left komrades!
>REPEATING DIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS
inb4 another ambitious game without the proper funding that it needs to be fully realized.
I guess on that same day he took a 4 day "break" from Yea Forums too lmao
angloposting distracts him from his crumbling life, there's nothing to do about it aside from ignoring, filtering and moving on
>OMG NUKES SOVIETS GAS MASKS! COLD WAR HISTORIES! JUST LIKE MUH VIDEO GAMES! EBIN TV SERIES EVER!
Probably because they are real.
this is why you're still a virgin
made you mad enough to reply virgin bro
@115668903
have sex
yeah but mostly because the air that goes in the cabin takes in contamination from the engine oils.
How to get a Russian wife?
which episode is the best?
checked
How bad could this have been? I'd like to read some well-sourced speculation. There's a nuclear power plant in MA and I'm worried about how fucked we'd be if anything happened.
>15000 Roentgen = 139.9 Sieverts
so you were getting near the yearly release limit of a nuclear plant in your face per second , holy shit
1
bunch of young Russians wanting to nitpick. The majority of the production was shot in Lithuania, and other former Soviet states. The staff is mostly Russian. The screen writer said his staff had him rewrite some scenes because they weren't referring to each other as Comrade enough.
That's Akimov's line, user
Hnnnngggg oh god Chernobyl omg so epic hbnnnnnggg Soviets and comrades hnnnnnnnnngg muh epin history and redpills hnnnggg
Fuck bros this show is so good omg fuuuuck
relax it's like the same 6 memes posted over and over again
stop projecting
i-is he ok?
ep 1 is one of the best episodes of anything tbphwyf. ep 2 has a super kino ending and ep 3 has the miners and stuff, but they're not as consistently good and nuts as ep 1.
American NPPs are fine comrade, go back to sleep.
Here, I always donate Yous to those who need them the most
Why was /tpg/ so good, while this general is complete and utter crap? /tpg/ had original memes and genuinely funny posters while this shit thread is just about repeating lines from the show and not actually discussing what is going on. I guess there is an age difference.
eight
cringe and bluepilled
>3250 posts in 1 month
are you on a contract or are you paid for post? How does that work?
unless God's plans for Massachusetts involve an earthquake or a tsunami, you'll be fine
>mfw i now understand the significance of this picture i've seen before
how much radiation porn does this show feature? or is it more about what a shitty place soviet union was?
>radiation porn
you wot
>five hours of sleep a night
>not stop posting from wake to sleep
>doesn't cook his own meals
>doesn't have a job
>doesn't have people he talks to outside of Yea Forums
>posts exclusively about anglos
mental illness
This thread can be pretty funny, but it's such an intense focus on memes that everything else kind of gets drowned out.
I don't hate these generals, but they're nowhere near /tpg/.
WHY DO THEY WEAR THE MASKS!?!
Seriously though I feel bad for people who want to voice how dissatisfied they are with the show’s direction and style because they only want the world to look for better ways of doing things only to be drowned out by meming redditors and butthurt anglos that still think lads and cunt are cool things to say.
The world then becomes more afraid to try new things and less willing to go against the grain. It’s like the world wants to be average.
To you folks I say: I know your pain.
why are jannies refusing to do anything about his spam
that eerie feeling
>/tpg/
>"that was weird! what was that? haha so strange guys."
I'm told it's the equivalent of *chortles* a chest X-ray
have sex
mods
because half of the jannies are quite literally like him, just filter and stop replying
Source?
and the funniest thing is they don't seem to actually be Russian or Ukranian.
...
I do both, still fucks up the threads because people are too retarded to stop replying and we end up with the thread being literal off-topic spam
An entire RBMK thread without one core chan?
Disgraceful really.
I feel bad for people who want to voice how dissatisfied they are with the show because they'll inevitably be lumped with that mentally ill spamming retard who can't write a coherent sentence to save his life, no matter how good their arguments and posts.
If the dissatisfaction comes from the English language, then you're not really dissatisfied, you're actually retarded.
and bump limit
when is foot-chan time
I'm not dissatisfied with it, but it sure could have been better if it had about double the amount of episodes, more characters and more historical accuracy
Show is really solid, but the writers clearly needed a couple of heroes and vilains for the audience to identify with, and that's always in such instances that the writing takes a slight nosedive.
Some minor characters didn't deserve to be caricatures and they wouldn't have been if the writers had more time, 5 episodes is too short to give them the consistency they deserve.
Americans just can't understand when "comrade" was actually used, when the name was enough, and when the best was a combination of name and patronymic (which is a very different situation when just patronymic is usable). Vladimir I. Lenin, fucking really? Usually, i just look past that stuff, it seems like it is untranslateable.
kek
Have sex
>unless is a banana phone
eh
Dosimeters are not geiger counters. Dosimeters keep track of all of the previously recieved radiation doses and tell you when you need to GTFO, and geiger counters tell you how much radiation there is moment by moment. The youtuber retards have no idea what they are talking about.
Dosimeter is to an odometer what a Geiger counter is to a tachometer.
Doesn't look like anything to me.
Now do one for the reactor core!