If Disney is too afraid to show Jasmine's belly what the fuck are they going to do to live action Ariel?

>it exist, but not made by disney
It's fucking Disney retard

The thing is that it's going to be based on the original story and not the cartoon

it's a fairy tale jfc

It has physics. The physics of feels.

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Imagine being a grown man talking about Disney movies

Ding!

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it feels good

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Made others into footmen

>belly
They didnt even show her shoulders. SHOULDERS

I´m talking about the 2009 one

Bad larp
This is the ultimate footmovie

this is why.

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>thread is about Disney live action movies
>HAHA GUYS WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE THAT LIKE HRRHEEHEHEEH ISN'T MADE BY DISNEY

based

youtube.com/watch?v=nAHC7wE7SUU

Hasn't this been announced as Disney's most expensive film with a $400m budget or something?

Make her zendaya so nobody will give a fuck anyway

This kills the Nolan realismoautists

Batman has fucking butler for that menial shit.

What’s his resume look like?

>Being this elitist about a children's movie
This right here is the distilled essence of Yea Forums, folks.

Whose? Alfred's or Batmans.
Alfred's says butler to the richest man in Gotham.
Bruce's says I own the fucking company, I don't need a fucking resume.

Wonderful

Literally my first crush when I was a child.

He was a military man, so the regimented service would at least make sense. I guess he must've also picked up a lot of understanding of modern tech and engineering.

smells fishy ahahaha

Well Crabs do exist and we know they don't sing but Superman is an alien who can fly, and we don't know if aliens exist. So there is a substantial diference. Plus, there has to be internal logic to the world: Crabs can talk but so can other animals. If crabs were the only ones talking then we'd be asking some serious questions.

TANGERINES

>kids that didn't ask the why
and how the kids understand crabs don't sing?

>parrots can talk but not other animals
Ummmm explain?

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There's a scientific explanation that I don't care googling for the reason. Is there one for the crabs singing in the Little mermaid?

Only if you're a degenerate

Boobs = Tummy > Shoulders = Thighs > Ass > Back

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tripdubs are treacherous

Patrician

>back dead last
homo pls

>says Grant Morrison, expert deconstructionist
what a fucking hypocrite

I'm going to have to quibble with Mr. Morrison; what are the crab tax policies?

I unironically dated a girl who looked like this only instead of red hair it was platinum blonde.
I miss her so much, bros

Depends on my mood, sometimes it ties with ass, really depends.

What about knees?

I thought this was a fart pic from thumbnail.

Who was his favorite president in terms of tax reform policy and how it was handed during his term?

What about forearms? Shapely/toned arms are the best

stop going to watch these shit movies and they stop making them

Magic

>doesnt even include armpits
Opinion discarded

You forgot feet>all

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>back
>last
There's nothing like a sexy, tight, muscular female back. Seeing shoulder blades move around under the skin drives my dick up the wall.

i've never been a foot guy but i've been seeing certain pics on Yea Forums where i'm finally starting to get it. the robot girl from the avengers, wearing these extremely whorish heels with two cigarette butts on the ground. god damn.

No, and you are all devils.

Boobs = thighs > ass > tummy >back >shoulders

user I was kidding

the problem now is that people used to do this in jest (or what is now known as "ironically"), but nowadays grown men make videos on their webcam while asking these questions, completely serious, with thousands of subscribers who hear it and then tell it to other people as though its a discussion worth having

>tummy behind ass

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It was a tough choice but when I think about what I like to grab and put my dick in ass wins. Tummy is more aesthetic but it doesn't do any good when my dick in in them.

if crabs can talk how come you cant have sex

>tiny dick detected

hips>ass>legs=stomach=breasts>back=feet=shoulders

Legs > feet > ass > belly >hips > neck > tits > everything else > personality

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Look at those big manly feet

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CELLS

BURMA

Face = Tummy (Abs) > thighs > hips > ass > tits (A - D) > power gap > neck = shoulders > feet

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Tummy>boobs=ass>thighs>back>shoulders

>asphyxiation
my one weakness

How does she rate?

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THE ARCHITECT CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

would you really let her guard your life?

have you ever seen a real vagina up close?
yeah they are that scary,
but so yummy

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I'd let her guard my hard-on.

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it hurts to live

the little mermaid made me a 2d man

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Imagine Molly Quinn as Ariel

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thighs>shoulders. for fuck's sake, shoulders dont bring kids into the world

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HAHAHA LIKE WHAT IF SHE FARTED AND SOME BUBBLES FLOATED UP THAT WOULD BE FUNNY HAHA

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They said they aren't even doing the musical numbers for this one. Which while nice that it possibly won't be a 1-1 copy & paste job for a change. It shows that Disney's terrified of "man out of you" being the highlight of the film again in case liberals miss the point of the film again and point to the song as Disney being sexist.

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>If Disney is too afraid to show Jasmine's belly

Disney also has entered the process of censoring Marvel comics, the problem is who is currently taking these decisions

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It's what they hint at, you need to understand aesthetics.

there exists no such thing as ass man or boob man. both of those things are sexually dimorphic parts of females that also indicate how reproductively healthy the female is so EVERYONE is attracted to asses and tits.

There'll be men attracted way more to one than another, though.

some women have no ass, some women have no tits. when the choice comes, which will you choose?

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no ass because I'm a dicklet

you JUST know

brainlet

I'm not seeing the connection.

It's a goddamn movie about a mermaid ffs. Human skin can't survive underwater for extended periods of time either einstain.

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Good thing she's not a human then.

It's true that most man baby autists take it seriously, but most people in general don't and ask these questions really just to joke around. As I said, only man baby autists ask those questions seriously

It's a misunderstanding of intelligence, the idea that exploring these questions and assuming things to answer them is an exercise of intelligence, which it's actually an exercise of creativity. They're basically doing a 10th of the work of a writer to fill in some gap that they found interesting.

If I'm being honest, I like some of the discussion just for the sake of exploring aspects of my favorite films. And certainly it's fun to tease out details of films that aren't obvious on first glance. But the process isn't one that really taxes the brain, it's menial and just takes time.

She half human half tuna tho

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Half is more than just lower half only fish, top half only human.
Like she has a nose but obviously doesn't have human lungs.

is it a black man’s definition of no ass? If so, that.

Actually that's more of a job for Harold. It's a bad analogy since Batman really does have a canonical mechanic who pumps his tires.

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brown skin

“No ass” to a black man is a nice, regular size ass for everyone else.

Pic unrelated

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cringe

i'm not really into feet, but those are perfect.

I mean if you're going to just write storys as trite twaddle for kids then it's fine, but if you're actualy expecting me to take the story seriously and give a shit about whats going on, the you're going to have to at least try to give a shit about the small details

Grant morrison writes comics so autists are probably what he usually hears from.

It was pretty boring to be frank. I wasn't expecting songs/dances or anything flashy but her life-story was told in a very sluggish dull way

>Be a bald retard named Grant Morrison
>Tries to act smart with an anecdote but can't name the guy who actually did pump Batman's tires
>Get a Batman run in the mid aughts and make it about nothing but continuity, specifically for a Joker reveal

The answer is Harold Allnut, what a hypocrite faggot.

Mermaids have superhuman strength

>implying I get a choice

some of us can't. some of us are haunted by one of these films and has been our demon for a half a decade now.