How Can netflix fuck up so Bad?

Everything looks shit when filmed on a phone.

The Wild Hunt is supposed to be otherworldly.

pp helmets

what the FUCK

This is Nilfgaard armour dude

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Are you sure these are not the Wild Hunt goons?

No it's not dude

>imperial sun on the chest
About that user...

If you think that white ass mark on the guys chest at 5 seconds in is even kind of an imperial sun then I don't know what to tell you chief

user please

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Honestly if that is the imperial sun it looks fucking shit and I'm still not convinced. How can something I had such low low expectations for keep disappointing me like this.

They look like the fucking Grey Guard from Deltora Quest

you just dont like it because it subverted your expectations

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>Yea Forums is sperging out over a phone video from a set
this is why you need to have sex

8/10 would larp with

Arent they making triss black?

you could say that about literally any movie or tv show

literally all the girls sans ciri are shitskins

Looks dumb. Looks soft. Not like armour.

>supposed to be otherworldly.
Are you fucking retarded? They ARE otherworldly.

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Comic Con.

They really couldn't find any white actresses? I'm sure there are some decent actresses that could play those roles.

they aren't real

All white actresses are getting destroyed by BBC

its not that they can't user its that they don't want to

I only noticed the retarded swords now

Oh is this some kind of political thing? Seems like this shit is just a cash grab.

I can't wait for this to be an utter failure.

The thing that people like about Witcher is that the universe seems historically authentic and gritty, what possessed them to go completely in the opposite direction?

It's Netflix.

>that cute lace on the helmet
lmao

American culture

Isn't the founder of netflix literally a jew who used to study propaganda or something?

>The thing that people like about Witcher is that the universe seems historically authentic and gritty
no?

What THE FUCK are they doing to The Witcher universe?
Someone explain this horseshit right now.

Then the armour is even worse. Have you even played the games?

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that is terrible

>thinking they cant find good acresses
They dont want to. It's "diversity"

the author is a whore for cash and doesnt give a fuck

The same thing they do to every franchise. Just turn your brain off, bro, just stop caring :^)

They subvert and destroy.

The casting calls specified the race IIRC

Holy shit they do.

Someone needs to make another Deltora show, the animated one is alright, but all the monsters are all 90s CG trash fires.

The witcher looks like THAT?!

yes

Maybe they're getting the actors used to moving around in more restrictive clothing for when the armor's done/to prevent damage to it in actual scenes? My gut's telling me that that's gonna be how they'll look, but my mind's in denial. Surely they won't make Nilfgaardians look like shriveled ballsacks, right?

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You should have seen it before the reshoots

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sauce

They want to appeal to young American women who are mostly non white. Its going to be like game of thrones but even browner.

what is this?
was this really filmed for the netfix production?

Young women like game of thrones. The biggest market is the US. Most young women in the US are non white.

This isnt going to be for you white boi. Seriously though this isn't a TV show for males or for whites.

Pretty sure that's just a humorous larp on the way W3 plays

looks breddy good to me

I would disagree with that. People like the Witcher fir the fantasy setting, sure, but they like it even more for the love options.

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It clearly a video making fun of the easy combat and shitty lock on of TW3

Based

They're intentionally trying ruin it to make some point about how evil white people are.

absolute kino

the helmets fit the setting superbly, so is general idea of their gear. hose, swords (falchions), colorus are okay, the problem is that breastplate looks like shitty foam costume worse than some LARP shit, but they are prolly just statist and this is filmed by phone

Yea Forums overreacting again

How can you fuck up such a basic thing?

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it's not even a sun but a compass rose

Netflix doesn't believe in white people.

He was actually pissed he sold the rights for cheap and the games became cult classics before 3.

The worst part of all this is, every one of you faggots will still watch this abomination.

I'll watch it to shitpost about it here, but I won't give netflix any money.

But will they fork over hard cold cash for it?
If not they might as well not exist to Netflix.

it's not the wild hunt, but even if it was, that wouldn't excuse this shit. when the game designers made their take on wild hunt armor, it was the coolest, most badass, fear inspiring armor in the game. Can you imagine taking a villain seriously when his army looks like a bunch of pruned chodes

absolutely not

>it was the coolest, most badass, fear inspiring armor in the game.
Nah, it was stupid and pathetic.

I cancelled my Netflix account when they started advertising the child tranny/grooming show

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Looks like someone took the TMNT movie costumes and put them in the microwave.

Oh look, I found the guy playing Vilgefortz

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Tony Ferguson does use moves like that hto.

Didn't realize they had a show about being Catholic. Or is it one of the prods doing the molesting?

i really want to know what was going through sjw producer's mind when she went for it
this design makes no sense, it's not a fashion cosplay festival

>otherworldy
>uniforms with wrinkles everywhere are otherworldy

I guess when you think about it, the proto-marxist doctrine of the judeochristian church lends itself to pedophilia in much the same way that secular marxism does today. Not sure what the common thread is though?

what the actual fuck. jesus.

I don't give a shit about the Witcher so all I see in this webm is how much fun these bros seem to be having.

>people of poo
Gross

ALALALALALALALALA

Well, okay, its one of the things.

Maybe a pirated stream

>slices his knee open with a sword
>fun
Hm.

>literally have 0 fucking expectations for this series
>its already disappointed me
anyone else?

nope

Nope. My expectations started out pretty low when it was first announced, and got lower with every new piece of information since. They've been below zero for a while now, but netflix still finds a way to make them drop even lower.

What makes it even more pathetic is that a fucking Brazillian car commercial manages to do a fantasy adaptation that is accurately cast and looks great, while netflix is actively trying to fuck this project up because reasons. Talk about embarrassing.

production company gets to keep what they save and whoever eventually buys up netlix with all it's debt will pick up the tab