Britain's Got Talent /BGT/ - Semi-Final #1
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/poor & chav/ general?
1st for /mulhern/
Where are my /lig/ lads at?
>The absolute state of Ant & Dec's Golden Buzzer act
What the fuck is this shit? Someone keep Ant away from the booze.
quintessentially British act
This fat retarded looking paki lmao state of Britain
I noticed the last two golden buzzrr by antndec was an unfunny black comedian and a black girl singer hmmmm
Ant & Dec are cucks, more at 10. And they still won't give Mullers the Golden Buzzer.
>euroqueer programming
No fucking thanks, effeminate.
Holy shit its like an army of Davroses. Is this country really full of this many spastic retards.
bit racist
>DEEEH! DRUMPF! BLOGNARD DRUMPF! E GIT GOT TWWOWOWWOWWUUUU SUUUKKKKOOOPPPPPZZZZ!!!!!!
Well, its the truth. He's a fat Pajeet cunt who'll be feebly asking women for Bobs N Vagenie in 10 years.
>HURR DURR BREXIT AMIRITE
DOOSH
>DERPA BLUMPF, DERPA BREXIT *sucks own cock on the stage*
>I teach a school of disabled kids
Yeah cos the only people who think you're funny are spastics (the BGT audience) you cunt.
Fuck off you nob
that simplybe advert makes me rock hard every time
have sex
>from ireland
>britain's got talent
'Have sex with kids' is more your motto.
>teaches disabled kids
>is a spastic
This shit is pretty fucking gay desu
OK cock gobbler
Someone’s sexuality is based on the gender they find sexually attractive
Not on the genre of music they sing
>fat ugly sheep shagger tells other to have sex
>boring singer
Save it for xfactor
Also a pedophile.
Yeah, and singing like a faggot suggests that he is infact a closet faggot.
agatha
What's wrong with her face?
cringe
God I hate Amanda Holden
yawn
can't take it anymore lads. Its too cringe
Cringe and gay as fuck.
doing this live was a mistake
>Le creepy little girl meem
Figures they'd bring in the old lady cos she'd be the only one to be scared of this lame ass shit.
Probably should have turned that mic down when that girl was moving from that chair to get behind Amanda
Tea audit lads
Post em
SHE SAID FUCK
>make sure you really overreact and swear so we can get front page on the daily star tomorrow to try and boost the ratings of this dying shitheap of a show.
Fish cakes
>replying to weak bait
he only posted that because nobody replied to his first two weak posts
She also came down the stairs too quickly when the "ghost" was walking Amanda back to the stage.
>NIGGERS!
Christ, Amanda!
gogglebox will love this
The fuck was that shit lol how to scare Amanda? Fucking lame
I doubt swearing before the watershed will make front page
If she wins does Amanda have to tag along to the Royal Variety?
might go the chippy and get chinese while the normies are distracted and the queue is small
Probably she is quite desperate
Dominoes
alri millionaire
You’re literally obsessed
I’m just being one of the lads
Holy fuck, this is shaping up to be the worst final in BGT history, and that's saying a lot. I guess I'll be voting for whatever the least shit is.
Okay, children should be banned from BGT. I know they're like 6 but HOLY SHIT this is fucking horrendous singing.
Literally can’t sing
fuck off
Walliams literally golden buzzers so could he shill his children’s books.
Ahhh it hurts
I think this kid's assembly gimmick is getting a bit old hat now
It’s always been shit
that's ITV in general
All that TV is shit, this is way better instagram.com
admit it, its pretty good bro
semi offended by the lack of ethnic minorities in the last act
You never were and never will be one of the lads.
You're that fat kid at school that one one wants to pick for their football team but he's shoved upon you because his mum has been nagging the headteacher about how he has no friends and it's causing him to still wet the bed at night.
I was just thinking what a novelty to see a school with so many white faces
Its almost as if Britain was a white country, cunt.
Roasties inbound...
shut up
>I'm a Survivor
Fucking hell this shit gets reused more than Requiem for a Dream at this point.
That was clearly about yourself
lol according to who?
What did that whole monologue about social media and comparing yourself to others have to do with the act?
Um right, ok...
>lol according to who?
What continent are we in?
alri lads
have sex
seeyou sure about that big man?
>DURR WE WUZ SURVIVORS
Try "surviving" for 10 minutes in the Islamic Caliphate you so aspire for us to be, cunts.
Ok Fin should win this
Fuck the rest of these fucking cunts, i fucking love you Fin.
Said the literal child molester.
*blocks your neices path*
>Literally superimposed over the video
This may be staged but its still the least shit tonight.
totally agreed
I love it
I could cry to this
>third rate "magician" uses a sob story to get over
It worked for that soldier that won a couple of years ago.
God I hated that cuckold.
Post best acts of all time
Subo not required
CREAMY DARK MILK
Dios Mio
The definition of butterface
Based Mullers's interview with these two on BGMT was great.
yawn boring
I want doggo to win
Welp, looks like all five of my votes are going to the hero dog. I would have given some to this last one if the guy was white.
Wow! Shite
>Gayme of Thrones amirite
Fuck off.
Was unironically surprised no one made reference to his race till then
Shame you had to ruin it
...
Corrie time!
mint
Voted for Dave and Finn. By all rights they should be in the final but I have a nasty feeling we're going to get screwed. I can easily see that fat Indian twat winning, you only have to look at last year's spastic.
>Downloaded BGT app
>Buzzers for all four judges and Geordie cunts
>No Mulhern
Seriously? Think of all the catchphrases.
Ant & Dec's buzzer sounds like when they finger their assholes.
Based Lorraine
>It's a Lorraine episode
what is this hairline called
What the fuck is Rob Lowe doing on ITV?
Just fuck my shit up.
Holy shit, Gail! You near killed Lorraine!
Gail ya twat
God this night has been shit.
I’m back lads
Hnnnnnnnnggggg
Based Simon likes the dark meat
literally nobody cares, you absolute fucking void
Would wreck the slag with the red pants.
Backing dancers well outclass that hog
The crowd appear very white
I wish our Sir Piers was still judging here, he'd tell all the cunts to fuck off.
Based White England.
Nah, capitalism has made the tickets and travel too expensive for ethnic minorities
Fuck off
Only turned this on just now.
Did I miss anything?
190 being a twat, show was well shite
show me outside
how bow dah
Me an all the kids from flakefleet cunt
friendly reminder: do not reply to nonces
Bedtime, long day wageslaving tomorrow. See you next week
Based Mullers saving the whales at the start.
Thank god that fat Indian twat didn't make it through.
>Be ITV
>Cancel Jezza for one suicide
>Makes a new Love Island after two suicides
God bless Nigel Garage and the Brexit Party.