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you forgot to put - Chernobyl in the subject dork
this is thread
It's fucking mental how good the title of episode 4 is.
I expect kinometers to go off charts
Aaaahhh...
doesn't matter, no one types chernobyl in the search bar instead of rbmk
BUT MUH CONSISTENCY
Good, less /got/ refugees.
fuck you're retarded
just shitpost enough to keep this thread on frontpage so no one has to look up for it.
Naked miner qt thread. Thanks OP
you had 30 posts to make this general your own way, now piss off
Why didn't they evacuate?
3.6
>humans dying of ARS
user asks why they don't just shoot them.
>animals gonna die from ARS
No don't shoot them thats mean.
weirdos.
Reminder to watch Edge of Darkness 1985, with Bob Peck and Joe Don Baker. Really, really good radiationkino
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because Ukrainians dying slow horrible deaths is unironically hilarious to Russians, duh.
wait, does this show have daddies? Might have to watch now
I better not see this ugly manlet's face taking over these threads in the coming weeks. This is your warning /rbmk/.
By far the laziest Chernobyl monument I found
note how they all say "puppers" or "doggo" though, they're obviously just kids or redditors that cry about MUH DOGS... why aren't they invincible and eternal wtf???
I just woke up 15 minutes ago. If it weren't for that I would have made a better thread than you retards who can't help stopping themselves from making it shit, either intentionally or not.
Based Jock
In the unlikely event that you aren't just shitposting, yes it actually does have some pretty high quality hot dad actors
>tfw when sunburnt a couple days ago and skin is peeling just in time for tonight
I promise to personally post his mug on the regular.
Post yfw they show these two faggots, faces restored, in flashback in ep 4 tomorrow.
>cares about the quality
>keeps autistically arguing instead of posting something valuable
slavs can't do art. which I'm sure comes as a surprise.
I don't even know his name honestly
Could you inform us so that we all know who we definitely shouldn't and won't post about?
Fewer.
Why is it so comfy to watch people die horrible deaths?
Thanks
>slavs can't do art
bullshit
aaagh...
>"don't talk about my terrible thread please..."
you are shit
your thread is shit and I will rectify it
why does it look like his face is photoshopped on Ezra Miller
Not him but fuck off, no one cares.
autism
>slavs can't do art
look at russia, it's full of shitty waste and rundown blocks. slavs don't even use toilet paper
>late 1800s
you tried
Is that Putin in the middle, holding back the radiation with his bare hands?
>slavs cant do art
God, it's so fucking ugly.
Slavs are wizards
>>"don't talk about my terrible thread please..."
keep projecting nigger
>late 1800s
What the FUCK did he mean by this?
I was the one asking why they didn't shoot the humans and I also defend shooting the animals as well. Nothing should suffer ARS, human or otherwise.
>look at russia
it's sad that people only see it from the commie era
What is the cost of shitposting?
Because existential nightmares strip away all the superficial bullshit and show peoples true colours.
autism
communism kills the artist
I'd love to storm that place with my comrades and execute each bourgeois piece of trash inside
I heard slavs eat shit if they get to hungry because they spend money on vodka.
>Bruh let's make our own Versailles
communism
I like the show but I feel like the memes are forced. Am I the only one?
Slavs have produced some of the best paintings and writings in the world.
>an overeager kid gets roped into a dangerous situation by the virtue of patriotic pride and gets himself stupidly killed
Typecasting much?
for what purpose?
Well everyone knows Russia has a huge hard-on for France.
I tomorrow I said a couple of firemen get SARS or a truckload of miners, nobody panics. Because it's all "part of the plan".
But when I say that one little old doggo will die well then everyone loses their minds!
Radiation is an Agent of Chaos, user.
Slavs didn’t exist then
fun desu
well I guess I can't really argue with that logic, carry on.
some are decent but the majority is in fact forced
I started this posting. pls make your own oc.
>show is only white people
>best show in history
Wow
>The Happiness of All Mankind
>ussr prototype of a tie fighter after general Valiskov saw star wars for the first time
1/2 vodka, 1/4 vermouth (bianco), 1/4 orange juice; really nice.
No its not you fucking idiot.
Post Soviet Kino while waiting on new episode
>show is only white people
We don't take kindly to dog killers.
eat my d, chomo
It's scary how different their history could've been, almost on the verge of proto-democracy if Lenin hadn't been so persuasive.
It's not Soviet nor abandoned.
best character so far
I don't want to make my own OC.
The show is good but is turned into a buzzword filled shitshow. Is this how Rick and Morty became "le Pickle rikkk xdd" ? Not everything has to be a memefest is my point.
Discuss the score, cinematography, acting, make up etc.
And 3,6 Roentgen because it's not dangerous
That cat's gonna get shot next episode.
you start
a little teaser of the meaning of the title of episode 5: Vichnaya Pamyat
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Why would there be niggers in 80's Ukraine you mutt fucktard?
this place is so based, it's like an 1800s amusement park. there's weird fountains one tsar used to trick guests and get them wet
>I don't want to make my own OC.
Yeah, like I don't "want to" be creative and contribute to the thread.
The animation is beautiful.
my blood is boiling when I see shit like this
It's not good, but not terrible.
Better get the good dosimeter to be sure.
they'll just nerve gas them
THE
HAPPINESS
OF
ALL
MANKIND
Especially if you compare it to American cartoons of the same time period
The DKR of the small screen.
ignorant whore
yesterday there was some talk about the terror, i've been marathoning through the first three episodes last night. just wanted to say "thanks" for convincing me to start watching it
Is there a folder of Chernobyl memes because I dont have any saved
you're posting painting westerners would have done better 700 years ago
Personally, I call them "puppers" and "doggos" because I find the juxtaposition between exterminating packs of irradiated pets and calling said pets something "cute" amusing.
its not the first time that one got painted over
the terror is the only show ive watched start to finish in one sitting
incredible
Why wouldn't there be?
B A S E D
Cheers, user
For example I am surprised how they portray Gorbachev as been quite reasonable and almost won't question anything they ask from him. Is this a 1 to 1 to the real person or just an attempt to make them more sympathetic.
"creative" means 9gag and reddit tier content, then ya, I don't "want to"
Wow that's some bad ARS did he survived?
We did everything right.
>didn't put in the table slapping
lol it's mutch better
>ugly
Autism
>implying there is anyone who comes close to the sheer basedness and redpillness of dyatlov
get a grip user
there could be, exchange students, sailors wannabe etc but not in pripyat', no foreigneirs allowed
Wait, isn't Hickey one of the firefighters in Chernobyl?
Kino increases.
dyatlov could be based but if you take the circumstances into account you see that he was nothing but a memeable ignoramus
I use bidet like the real EVROPEAN that I am
that strong womin ruined it for me anons
yes, all the white nurses gave him a ton of attention for some reason.
Did you watch most recent episode?
Is The Terror good?
Someone post the webm of them looking inside the reactor
Kino Brothers
ICE
FUKIN'
MASTER
Where did you watch it? Where should I torrent it?
>"creative" means 9gag and reddit tier content, then ya, I don't "want to"
Why are you being so fucking negative, dude? It's just a bit of fun.
tableslapper was bryukhanov you fucking gimp
>if Lenin hadn't been so persuasive
Bolsheviks came to power in a coup, don't believe propaganda user
It's 2018's Chernobyl, go watch it
Honestly it seems to me like "friendly Gorbachev" is just a front he puts on at the meetings. He wants the problem solved and doesn't know much about it himself so he's mostly letting them have free reign over how they fix it, as long as its fixed.
I assume however that he's who initially ordered the KGB to follow them and keep an eye on them, more cold and calculating behind the scenes than when we actually see him.
ALL RADIATION LEAKS WILL BE KEPT TO AN ACCEPTABLE MINIMUM
>Your title will never be ICEMASTER
Why live?
Hickey is the guy who picks up the concrete.
good post anonius
Yet Meister Luwin gets included
This thread needs more minerposting
This is Hickey
HOW MANY MORE BONGS AND BINGS
Thanks, fren
>is called Goodsir
>is a good sir
with all honesty, this scene was pretty horrifying
Post'em authentic soviet jokes abput Chernobyl.
>Morning news on Central Television, April 27, 1986
>Great news comrades! Chernobyl nuclear power plant just completed the five year plan on producing the energy in just 0,0001 nanosecond! Truly an achievement Stakhanov would have been proud of!
3.6
3 bongs and 60 bings I am being told
is that the guy from friends?
Based Blanky
>is called Hickey
>want him to give me a hickey
Where's the 1080p torrent bros ;_;
Part II
abloo bloo
looks based
I might recommend Brezhnev series.
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what is a reactor supposed to look like?
>Episode 4 is aldready at 10/10 with 537 votes on IMDb
Whoever is responsible. Keep it up.
the reason slavs CAN'T do art as before is because during the communist revolution millions of the people that would have made art like the one you posted got murdered and only stalinist bullshit materialist art was made by the soviet union for almost 50 years
is the bottom of the toaster out?
>That "yeah i'm absolutely, certifiably, unironically dead" look.
Fuck, man.
>fucked up so bad, the physical matter itself is angry
this is why chernobyl is so great
Not fully knowing or understanding the effects of radiation. I felt feels for this woman... she just didn't know...
>you see this pic on the PC/your phone and chuckle
>someone standing nearby quickly looks in your monitor and asks what's so funny
What do?
someone remind me . . . did he die?
I wasn't scared by it.
did she have 4 layers of clothing or did she brings a spare dress?
post the war thunder "liberators" edit
tell them to watch Chernobyl what else would you fucking do
Has it aired yet?
simplistic, lowgrade, naive
Does anyone have the image of the guy staring into core-chan’s snatch?
>people keep yelling at her to stay away
>she sees the effects of it on her husband
>she just didn't know...
If you find loss funny you really need to go back
it wasn't a single night
she was there for weeks
It hasn't but IMDb has updated the page with info during the night, i think, so people can vote on it anyway.
I only have this
she's retarded. most Ukrainians can't even multiplication.
Wouldn't that be pretty much all the nurses?
GET ME PENDLETON!!!!
F E E D W A T E R
Would you do it?
No, he magically survives through hope and not giving up!
Imagine taking the time to crop that image, GAAAY
>those camera zooms
Pure kino
Well how do you think?
Yeah he had a pretty great time
Dunno. Its easy to say yes when you're not actually there.
Could change the caption to rad instead of bad
like I said, those people are literally at 60 IQ tops.
do you guys seriously not see the joke here or what?
you say this ironically but this is pretty much exactly what Dyatlov actually did
в тpeдe пaхнeт вaтoй
>t. "smart" american
She wasn't going to fall for misinformation
Will Trump speak at my funeral?
is this loss?
Not too late to say "no homo"
that's not even him
It is.
that's toptunov though
No
Its pretty obvious mate
perhaps work on your reading comprehension a bit
that's toptunov not sitnikov
Taк cъeби и нe бyдeт пaхнyть
WHERE'S THE EPISODE ?!??!
>in the thread smells like cotton
what
Sitnikov, Anatoly Andreyevich (Tolya)
Received fatal dose (about 1500 roentgens or 390 mC/kg), mostly to head, after being sent by Fomin to survey the reactor hall and look at the reactor from the roof of Unit C
>le 1500 roentgens face
This is what it looks like when the channel caps & 500 ton concrete lid haven't been blown off the top.
No. I would stay alive at all costs
it's not, the guy on this pic is toptunov
if I knew I survived afterwards? no
there's no way he would have survived being up there. If his real-life counterpart survived, then he didn't go up to the roof and take a face full of smoke.
I wish they had shown Akimovs face. Not showing it and simply saying "his face was gone" has me filled with curiosity.
He truly was an Iron Man
Not him but no its actually not
thats Leonid Toptunov
Taк этo ты пocтишь хyйню пo aйcикью хoхлoв?
Гyд джoб кaмpaд caм пиздyй
episode 5 tomorrow
It was very good til silly eskimo polar bear shit , in reality , they did all go mad an ate each other
when does it air fuck
i seen him beat his wife Little Moe
Wait, one of those assholes was alive for 48 days after getting rayed?
Fuck this westcuck propaganda shit
Get back to your niggers filming Wakanda-tier shit and don't touch the slavs
Goddamn amerisharts
wasn't the helicopter thing shown before akimov and toptunov's deaths?
Дa я caм хoхoл
>tfw he died before getting his medal
>9 years later
I didn't expect that considering he looked like this in episode 3
Anything for a bottle of vodka that i have to split three ways.
>They both died earlier than 5 years later
based as fuck
>look mom I posted it again!
just under 6 hours to US East coast airtime.
Only on the show, it's a dramatization remember that.
is HBO in this thread?
No, stop being delusional
they show him
yeah they switched the time of the crash to right afterwards instead of 6 months later for muh drama
honestly would have been awkward trying to fit it into episode 4 or 5 though
"Cause that's the problem with plutonium, Craven; it's limited in its application. It's not user-friendly. But as a vehicle for regaining one's self-respect, ooh, it's got a lot going for it.
Damn right I turned it into a bomb."
Next episode?
>died May 30, 1986
He had to live another month, slowly dying in agony.
>listen to youtube.com
>after the song is over autoplay plays electric light orchestra - goodbye mr blue sky
wow thanks for ruining the song for me
>Received fatal dose (about 1500 roentgens or 390 mC/kg)
Not great, but not terrible
>planned my entire day around watching kinobyl
>finally get around to it and realize it only comes out in 5 hours
>Trying this hard
GE ME ME FOKKEN KAVJAR AN BODDEH SAMMISH
is muchoflix broadcasting Chernobyl?
get. a .life.
>plan your entire day around a single hour
based retard
>Kirshenbaum
>?
>oy vey goyim, I can't make it to the plant tonight, just run the test without me
>heh heh heh
Lots of Nuclear power plant stuff on BBC4 this last weekend and talking about UK leaks an shit that went on , then the UK 80s anti nuke mob made the nuke industry take SAFETY FIRST , before that they were regularly releasing nuke leaks , heres one
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this one is excellent
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he was slowly pizza'd from the inside.
What was the symbolism behind showing this art just before Legasov goes into the meeting?
It's Ivan the terrible after realising he'd killed his son
It would make sense if Dyatlov or someone saw this. Because he killed his countrymen
But why Legasov?
only in 5 hours? i thought like, 9
if in five i could actually stay up and watch it
Wow he's changed. Kind of prefer him fat t b h
to be fair she burnt his dinner , sloven slag
>simplistic, lowgrade, naive
>aka not good enough if you are a faggot
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
what a peepants mong
>not including the 2-3h pre and post episode shitposting in the kinobyl experience
probably because he seems to be the one who actually felt the most guilt over not doing more since he "killed himself" over it
This fucking track
maybe the UK should do more to build newer, safer plants than trying to refurbish old ones idk
keked and checked
are you stupid?
>when you're getting /fit/ but can't cut to get shredded so you let yourself go
>2-3h
If you don't keep it going all week you are objectively weak
I've been shitposting here everyday for 2 weeks. most of it repetitive questions about the basics.
who was that btw?
I don't remember him on the plant
Based Jedburgh
Im new, where can I find episodes? don't have hbo
How much would I have to pay you to take 3.6 roentgens?
Ivan represents Russia, treating his/its children like absolute shit while still loving them.
me mirin his future self in the background
>What was the symbolism behind showing this art just before Legasov goes into the meeting?
The real answer - there is no symbolism.
If that isn't good enough - It's a painting about doing stupid shit and then regretting it, sounds familliar?
She had a miscarriage IIRC.
To be honest, the show didn't show jack shit from the firefighters' work and the work of the station personnel. The first teams climbed to the roof of the reactor, stopped the spread of fire to the 3rd block, When Vashuk, Titenko and Tishura lost conciousness from the radiation poisoning, it is said that Ignatenko evacuated them on his own. Tetyuk literally threw pieces of graphite back to the reactor, Tishura was among the first to enter reactor room and stop fire there.
Now about the personnel - there were several rescue teams sent for Khodemchuk, Alexander Lelechenko sent away the young electricians, and made all necessary steps to stop hydrogene flow at the block, then was hospitalised, had some pills, felt better, returned to the station and worked until he felt down (he died in Kiev in hospital).
rarbg fren
His cock is out in this as well. Long Winter Sun.
Chill out and have some pizza, user.
I mean its the same as getting your chest x-rayed. :)
Dyatlov
when is new ep airing exactly GMT+1 ?
piratebay :)
dyatlov
Depends. Are you getting a reading from the good or cheap docimeter?
This man starts walking towards you, what do?
>not going full bloat
never gonna make it, faggot
why do people like you exist?
BEND THE KNEE(s)
My King, Lady Melisandre specifically forbid you from touching the spicy stone
I had to triple check because it legit looks nothing like him
Given that they all survived. Yes.
It was a great moment of "now you are the one to answer, faggot" in the Ep2 with Legasov.
>- You have made lava?
- I, ehm, expected that.
...
...
wait what?
he doesn't look like him
Fucking hell! Kek
who is the mustache man who says to the other man it is 3 runten?
SEETHING COCKHOLE
His hair and skin are fucked. It's him.
Helicopter crash happened in october.
ARE YOU NEWFAG ??
The UK has Built a whole new Business on renewable clean nuke waste .
Every nuke nation sends nuke shit here we clean the uranium out an safely make all that million years stuff safe as fucking houses
safe store that nasty as fuck stuff
that is the Major nuke industry in the UK
our scientists found away to recycle nuke shit
Go here an see how
Now I now why Hellblazer had a chapter centered around nukes in a military air ase
Serous question. Haven't been around in a while. What's with blocking the nudity?
yeah I was surprised it was the same actor desu, they did a really good job on makeup.
Maybe Legasov had some indirect responsibility so he's gonna end up blaming himself eventually.
My bet Homyuk will dig up something on him and and talk to him about it when he's be triggered by evergrowing death toll.
He's written as too sensible so he'll make a scapegoat of himself because no one else would.
People love this shit.
Chernobyl daily energy plan is larger than Tsar-bomba btw
this is SFW board so posting uncensored nudity can get you banned
tons of people already have in /RBMK/ and nobody seemed to care but its just playing it safe
Scherbina's last ride was the relief operation after the Spitak earthquake.
5-6 more hours comrade
Because it symbolizes the Soviet leadership and foreshadows what's about to happen
They murdered their children
Fucking Dyatlov.
>Heart Attack
The man just takes radiation poisoning like it's a flu.
>After graduation, he worked in a shipbuilding plant in Komsomolsk-on-Amur, installing reactors into submarines. During a nuclear accident there, Dyatlov received a radiation dose of 200 rem, a dose which typically causes mild radiation sickness, vomiting, diarrhea, fatigue and reduction in resistance to infections.[2] His son died of leukemia.
>Dyatlov supervised a test at Reactor 4 of the nuclear plant, which resulted in the worst nuclear plant accident in history. During the accident, Dyatlov was exposed to a radiation dose of 390 rem (3.9 Sv), which causes death in 50% of affected persons after 30 days.[3] However, he survived.
How is that Dyatlov when Dyatlov survives the disaster and remains looking like a normal person? I didn't know that a patient in that situation can even survive.
The ultimate Slav -- incompetent but very hard to kill
>how come if you get a really bad sunburn, you don't look that way forever
The body heals bro
Because life was miserable enough in the USSR without them.
here ya go. color photos of pre industrial and revolution russia
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I thought radiation messes up your dna the way that the skin cant recover.
Probably yes, I don't really want to live that much, and i would be a hero afterward
comes out in 3.6 hrs actually comrade
>What was the symbolism behind showing this art just before Legasov goes into the meeting?
All right I'll bite.
This Repin painting has a long story of vandalism, it was last vandalized no later than last year. To this day this Rembrandt inspired painting remains a controversial topic in Russia, with some Russian nationalists disputing the historical accuracy of the usual account of the event.
The title itself, Ivan the Terrible Killing His Son, seems ambiguous. The work does not depict Ivan the Terrible delivering a fatal blow, but rather the Tsar holding the Tsarevich in his arms, his face a mask of horror and despair, attempting to staunch the flow of blood from his son's temple. It probably dawns on the mentally unstable monarch that, by killing his son, he planted the seed for the Time of Troubles and the demise of his dynasty (as his only remaining heir was possibly mentally and intellectually disabled and could potentially be manipulated). This painting portrays a pivotal moment in the history of Russia.
yeah your shits fucked permanently, but its only noticeable really quickly after high doses where you're fucked, or relatively high doses where you're fucked but not as fucked RIGHT now, where as in 5+ years you're gonna be fucked with cancers and the like
TLDR; he was fucked, just not immediately. it looked worse than it was. Not great, not terrible.
Depends on the dose. I mean, sunburn is a radiation burn, it's not lethal (but DNA damage increases your chance of getting skin cancer).
Guys like the firefighters, yeah, they got such a massive dose that they basically liquified when their cells tried to replace themselves, but a "lethal" dose of radiation is a huge range of probabilistic determination. Anything that will shorten an average lifespan is a lethal dose, but if you got a low-level lethal dose at 60, you may not even manifest any symptoms before natural causes take you out anyway.
This exactly.
ideally not on fire