The first Wall-E movie for me

Das Boot 5 times

For me it's The Clock (2010)

The Passion of the Christ

based

>The Clock (2010)
>Movie

It's an art project, it hardly qualifies as a movie. Next time do more than just google 24 hour long movie

I'd watch OUT 1 twice.

Never gets old.

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Sneed

master of disguise

Starship Troopers
can have a couple wanks if I want thanks to some titties and killing bugs is always fantastic

Shoah

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City Slickers

Well?

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It wouldn't matter what movie

Lawrence of Arabia or Gone With The Wind, since they're pretty long but don't drag like heck

easy

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Lethal Weapon

Digimon Adventure Tri, because the full movie is like nine hours long, so it wouldn't repeat a whole ton
>let the snail get close to me
>put it in a box
Easy

Can it be contained? Is there a rubber band effect in play? i.e. what if I travel to the opposite side of the planet? Can it swim?

Indiana Jones 1/2/3/5

Triumph of the Will

*takes the money and moves across the ocean*
wow, that was hard

Tokyo Drift

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any movie, I dont give a shit.

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predator
easy
gimme my money

Wild Child or Hotel for Dogs

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Can I pick the Harry Potter Saga?

Easy:
Fantastic Mr. Fox. Never gets old.

*lives in ring of salt*

Spring Breakers

backdoor sluts 3

I don't care. I'd watch my least favorite movie for 24 hours for that kind of money.

Assuming this is a typical garden snail it can only travel 1.128 km a day or 411 km a year. You can presumably travel 4110 km per decade and be fine.

>snails can travel 1 mile per day
>max 365 miles a year
>assuming it can go across water and perfectly straight
Just buy multiple houses, you wouldn't even have to move every year

Is it giant like the mutated snails from that Tool video?

lotr

Independence Day

endgame

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Don't try it

*ties you up and puts your life insurance in my name*

Ask a family member I trust to put it in an airtight, unbreakable container, piss in the container, close and lock it and then toss it in the ocean.

>snail crawls across the entire ocean floor to reach you
what now user?

>per decade
Snails only live for like a year anyway

twee dup bop twee dup twee dup bop twee dup

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In the mouth of Madness

I'd watch something I can enjoy and also jackoff too because I get horny and need to jackoff.
Everybody asks if I'm jacking off and I haven't gotten a chance to answer.
Like right now. yeah I'm thinking I'm jacking off.

Kek same, as a child I would watch it at least twice a day, it scared the shit outta me too.

Tokyo Drift
I will never tire of Tokyo Drift

> one million
> watch the same movie for 24 hours
is this what normies consider difficult?

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based

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*rapes you*

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Gremlins 2

bow bow do do do do dooo bow bow do do do do dooo

Either Return of the King (Directors Cut) or Gods and Generals (Directors Cut)

A million dollars JUST to watch the movie on repeat for 24 hours? I mean, who the fuck cares which movie it is at this point, if it's not Serbian Film I'm down.

Is the the correct answer. You need a movie that will help you keep awake. If you fap too much your chances of staying up for 24 hours will diminish, but with great lines and bug action, you'll spike and get second and third winds guaranteed.

average snail makes 3meter per hour, assuming this magic snail don't have to sleep, she crawls around 26km a year. 1296km in 50 years. i will just move to another continent and never think about that stupid snail ever again.

Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2 as a packaged deal. Take it or leave it.

>meter
>km
Cringe.
This is an American site.

lawrence of gayrabia

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i'm the captain now

>First Wall-E movie
There was more?

Rocky IV

I'd jam out to that soundtrack and enjoy those classic scenes and montages all day.

Seconding this

Scarface. It's my favorite movie and it's three hours long so I'd only have to watch it 8 times.

FUCKING SPACE JAM

>This is an American site.
Well in that case: גרם לך להיראות, כושון

Groundhog Day.

Your system is stupid, and the entire world uses one better. KYS.

literally any movie 24 hrs is NOTHING. I can watch 2 seasons of any show in one sitting. I did it many times for FREE. Imagine getting a million dollars for it and giggling all the way through cause its so fucking easy.

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The Last Samurai

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Since I get to choose: Betty Blue in the original French with French subtitles. 3 hour long movie, hot scenes with prime Beatrice Dalle and I get to learn some French.

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Based user, retards will watch a shorter movie more times than seeing a long kino for a few times and escaping 24h far sooner

Meme Lover from Brazzers

Salt would do nasty things to it, even if you die. Just move to Europe or invest in SpaceX so the snail can't follow you at ALL

Unironically The Dark Knight.

Any. I don't care. It will be worth it.

I would say The original total recall but it would ruin it so no.

>Ahhhhhh Daniel, who's this? The girlfriend?

>Now is not the time for trifle, that comes later.

Love Exposure. It's like four hours long, so I'd need to watch it 6 times instead of 10. I've never seen it, so that's only 5 repetitions.

Joke answer: The Clock
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clock_(2010_film)

Not another teen movie

This
LotRs + the hobbit its literally 23 hour run time.

EZ monie

80's Transformers Movie

>the snail cannot be killed
>get someone else to put the snail in a blender
>laugh at the snail mush as it can no longer follow you
>bury it in a safe

sitting inside and watching a screen all day?
yeah its almost an impossible feat for a normal person

Yeah but I'd rather be 10 million in debt and die a terrible death rather than live in yurabia

True Lies

LotR Extended Edition, since strictly speaking that is one movie.

There’s literally millions of ways to deal with this problem

>rest of your life
space.com/3332-nasa-finally-metric.html
get fucked

1 million dollars isn't even that much money. After tithe and taxes its not even worth subjecting yourself the torture of watching any movie for 24 hours straight. Plus you'd fall asleep and lose anyway.

Is this even that hard? I’d do it for $500 probably

>its not even worth subjecting yourself the torture of watching any movie for 24 hours straight
cringe

Clerks.
Hell I might just watch it for 24 hours for fun, that movie is the fucking best.

Probably something really dense or confusing. Like Mulholland Drive or some other such abstract film with lots going on. Hopefully by the end of the 24 hours I will have pieced together the meaning of every element, or created my own meaning for it.

>km
Fucking commie scum

is this post implying 24 hours work for 1 million dollars is challenging?

I would dig a ditch in freezing winter earth or watch beige paint literally dry for 24 hours straight and have a great fucking time doing it for a million quid

>24 hours of Gone With The Wind

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I agree with WALL-E but there wasn't a second one.

Triumph of the Will

Yup. Take one of the dollars and crumple the snail up in it.

I'm gonna live on the island of Japan anyways.
I could pay to have my doorway frames and walls painted with salt-infused paint as well, in case it actually makes it to me via boat or plane.
If you survive an encounter, you're like guaranteed another 10 happy years if you just move to another continent.

If you don't choose a silent film you're a fucking pleb. Listening to classical music for 24 hours would be much easier than listening to the exact same dialogue and sound effects over and over.

tell me one job where you can make over 41000/hour

That's a great idea, but Mulholland Drive is not nearly abstract enough. I'd say either Lost Highway or Inland Empire.

Hot Fuzz. It's the single most rewatchable comedy I've ever come across, because not only aren't you waiting for the big comedy scene or pay-off since even transitional scenes are comically edited but because it's also filled with foreshadowing that becomes funny on rewatches. It's simplistic but near perfect in that simplicity.

Very funny, goy.

Fuck off metric faggot!

based&redpilled

monty python and the holy grail or Frozen

Triumph of the Will

I was going to say lost highway but that’s just a good way to feel depressed for a week.

Snatch. It is the most rewatchable movie ever made.

Lost Highway is a lot easier to understand than Mulholland Drive, which is full of non sequiturs and puzzle pieces that don't fit (or at least seem like they don't fit). I've seen it a number of times and I'd be lying if I said I could explain the purpose of everything.

Valid point. The end of Mulholland Drive is pretty depressing too, though.

I’d need to watch this that amount of times to fully “get it” anyway

Satantango, I've been meaning to watch it one day anyway, so it would be two birds with one stone.

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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Already did it three times in a row once and that was great.

Holy Grail is a good one. Shit, I could watch the Frenchman scenes alone for 24 hours. You wouldn't even have to pay me.

Ever stay up past your bedtime OP? 24 hours isn't that long.

I always just assumed a lot of the nonsense was essentially dream logic. I mean the whole movie is the fever dream of a dying woman so I wouldn't expect everything to make sense.

no homo

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The Fellowship of the Ring

Keep someone on payroll to shadow the snail at all times, move to opposite sides of the earth every month

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any of these

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satantango

you see Yea Forums, if you confront the average americlap with how stupid he is, he will enter stage 1: the buttmade. this will be followed by denying (no you), stage 2. stage 3 will be pressing a shart in his pants. the final stage will be even more buttmad because he can't understand why all the grown ups using superior metrics.

24hrs for a million? Literally any movie.

dude just pay someone to trap it in a box, one time fee and you're done

Something from Nolan so there's a purpose to rewatch it

>move to opposite sides of the earth every month
>implying a snail could travel half way around the world in a month

gone with the wind, i would only have to watch it 6 times.

>all these retards not realizing you'll never be able to touch and molest a snail again
Not a chance

The Bridge on the River Kwai

I've already done this for free. It was GNFOS. Movie changed my life.

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it has to touch my skin? rubbersuit!

DRIVE

>put it in a box
well... that's just cheating...

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Does The Human Condition count as one movie?

If so, that.

I know a whole bunch of movies that I'd gladly watch for considerably less. And for one million I'd even watch Star Trek Discovery.

Before or after taxes?

Now lets not get out of hand user. It's only money.

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At 1 million I wouldn't give a shit what movie it was. I'd probably choose Lawrence of Arabia though.

>I can watch 2 seasons of any show in one sitting
yeah but that's like watching one 24 hours movie. This is watching the same 2 hour movie 12 times in a row, it's not even remotely the same you dumb fag

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I already did that 24hour shit with Space Balls when I was 10.

I like how it’s more sciencey. Annnd i’m Done posting. 12 captias a bunch of posts in a row. Shadow banning is why this place sucks dick.

>24 hours of jewish brainwashing
>then a million dollars to spend on jewish consumerism
no thanks rabbi.

Fellowship of the Ring (extended version)

>jewish consumerism
But what if you buy Nazi memorabilia?

is that considered one movie though?

2001: a space Odyssey

Satantango 3 times.

Literally any movie what kind of question is this

congrats. we've chosen fresh guacamole to be the movie you will watch for 24 hours straight
youtube.com/watch?v=dNJdJIwCF_Y

koyaanisqatsi

When and how will you transfer the million dollars?

I could do that with any movie, hell I could watch a shitty movie for 24 hours easily.

>any movie
But you still pick something from blacked.com and you pay to do it. Top you

Feed & seed salesman.

who cares? it's ONE MILLION

What the fuck are you talking about you insecure cuckold?

>she

Akira Kurosawa's Ran

Really don't give a shit about the movie as long as it's not something disgusting or gorey. Gimme my money.

Wow take your racist shit back to edgelord

>spend part of that money on a small metal foundry
>get someone to pick up snail and put it in a specially made thick-walled steel bucket
>pour molten steel into the bucket until it's basically a steel cylinder with a snail inside
>dump it in international waters
>200 years later, the bucket rusts away, the snail takes over my corpse, and my descendants have to travel to egypt to kill it once and for all

>the snail cannot be killed

Little guy breaks the laws of physics. I capture him and use his indestructible body to propel humanity into the next stage of civilization with free energy and long range space travel.

Or he's entombed in a cube of molten steel and left on a parcel of land in the desert and I don't think about him for the rest of my life other than checking up on the cube to see if he's got out every year or so.

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Assuming there's some enchantment to make it phase through things and travel in a straight line It would take the snail 21 years to reach me in Tokyo. I'd live there for 20 years and then just move back to die at home.

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That's about 3.25 million burgers/year, my friend.

put it on a treadmill rotating the opposite way of wherever i am

Wall-E

>1 million dollar for 24 hours
I literally don't care, I would even watch Ghostbusters 2016 or TLJ for such a bad deal.
But I'm gonna go with Postal.

>for such a bad deal
damn typo. I mean for such a good deal obv

Braveheart

wrong. the snail could crawl onto a plane and be there faster

MEMENTO

2001: A Space Odyssey
It's a music video as much as a movie so I don't think it would be too bad

KEK! UPVOTED!

Who the fuck cares? That kind of money for a days work I'd watch any old shit. If I could choose, which makes it retardedly easy, I'd go for some 9 hour art film.

My number one choice. I can't get enough of this movie, rewatched it a hundred times.

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If you are watching it for any reason other than Helena's milf appeal, you are a bizarre pleb.

There is only one true answer.
The original cut of Red Cliff.

Eros+Massacre

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I did this with Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls for 3 days for free.

Considering how fast snails move you can probably do some simple arithmetic to see how long it would take to reach you at any given moment

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Jurassic Park.

Such a fun question

snail could hitch a ride

You guys are so retarded. Watch this.

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Something long like the nineties Hamlet.

Wait for it to come close then lift it with gloves and put it in a closed hamster wheel

People are forgetting the snail may be able to travel by plane or by boat (if it's a smart snail) or someone may choose to assasinate you by helping the snail. I'd just trap the snail in one of those sphere things for hamsters and make the snail my pet. I'd never lose sight of it except when I'm sleeping, then I'd trap it in the most secure vault I could buy.

>snail finds or fights it's way out of the box, very very slowly
>after a very long time you get touched without even knowing it

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Literally fucking anything. Easy money

i would invest 70-75% of the money into apartments and get me a nice 5-6% net yield, ensuring i wouldn't have to work
the rest i would use to buy a house and furnish it
i live in a med country so it's relatively achievable

This. Retards on youtube watch literal meme vids on repeat for 24h

That is the dumbest "what if" question I've ever heard

I would watch an edit of every single Star Wars movie edited into one movie.

It's a million dollars, how much of a fucking pussy would you have to be to refuse just because "muh it's a serbian film ill be scared :(("?

For a million dollars? Any movie. Dumb question.

What if OP said you were chased by a negro?

21 years. It's actually not a bad choice of animal.

Resan so I only have to watch it twice.

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It depends on the snails pathing how dangerous this is. But of course if you asked this retard for any elaborations he would just call you an incel

Now I am 89 years old and want to die anyways.

I would watch Space Dandy, but if it has to be a “movie,” there are tons. First choice would be Attack The Gas Station or Predator

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Does it matter? A million dollars for one day of suffering? As long as it isn't Pink Flamingos I'm probably up for it.

>24 hours of Love Exposure

you would die of kino overdose

That's a yup from me

Gucci Loafers

>one movie
>for 24 hours

Is this suppose to be a challenge?

for normies, yes

According to google a snail moves at a speed of 0.047 km/h. This means that it would roughly take the snail 19 years to travel from europe to US.

Clockwork Orange for the irony.

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Godfather Trilogy. I'd only end up watching it twice.

Home Alone 2, fucking easy. Shit, give me ten thousand bucks extra and I'll throw in two days of TDK extra

That's not one movie.

The Little Mermaid.

Shrek 2.

24 hours isnt shit. I'd do that with the movie I hate the most.

Literally anything, I would sit through a home video of my own conception for 24 hours, no, even 48 hours straight for 1 million doll hairs.

Primer

For a million dollars, I'd watch the same movie for 24 days straight.

Hell, I'd watch it for 24 weeks straight if they just locked me in the room and let me nap.

Absolutely this. I can just sit down and put this movie on at any point in time like it’s nothing.

Fine, you get Salo

Once Upon a Time in America 6 times

Kek

anything tarantino

>first
OP is a tard

Hol' up. Is that... Is that a mothafuckin' Jojo reference?

Amadeus

Spring Breakers obviously

Jojo is epic like reddit.

Maybe to newfags who haven't been reading it since before the anime.

based

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Broly: The Legendary Super Saiyan

ground hog day

Fellowship of the Ring. Extended preferable but I’ll still take theatrical.

>ask someone to grab the snail
>go to the coastline
>throw it a mile off shore
It can literally never return

National Treasure

Because I must have seen that movie about 15 times by now yet I still always watch it when it comes on tv again

Based af. That movie is kino. Saw the theatrical rerelease last year and it was fuckin great.

Clerks is such an easy movie to watch.

>builds box around snail

nothing personal

The first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Hell, I’d probably watch it again when the 24 hours were up.

Nationals Treasure is one of those movies I feel like I’m supposed to hate but I enjoy it every time I see it. Fuck it, I like National Treasure.

>Asylum Pictures presents “It Follows You”

Saw it in theaters, I've always thought it was Cage kino.

It's literally a non-issue. A garden snail's top speed is 0.047 kmph. It would take it 2127 hours (88 days) to traverse 100km. NY to LA is 4000km which is 10 years for the snail. I could just move between those 2 every 10 years. Or literally any 2 cities that are far apart. I could even move to Australia and basically live there for 40 years without worrying about the snail, but then I'd have to live in Australia

>not only are you given money but a snail which violates the laws of physics as it can't be killed
Literally no downside to this

Drive, unironically

paul blart mall cop 2. i want to know i earned that million.

Rush Hour or Rush Hour 2. Fist of the Drunken Master is another.

In a row?

Seriously just give me any Tarantino movie and I'm ready to roll!

24 hours for a million dollars isn't that long, I would watch whatever dumb thread

Human Centipede 3

my first choice also

scary movie 3

Return of the Jedi

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Easily

>There are more than just Koyaanisqatsi
Are the other two just as good?

total recall since it's my favorite movie to rewatch

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MIRD-150

How nobody died in that hologram sequence I'll never know.
I feel it would have been better if it was like FotNS and the random soldiers started to drop after he got up laughing.

Excalibur 1981

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>How nobody died in that hologram sequence I'll never know.
it's a dream user

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Crypto

I still don't know I guess; everything feels like his Recall false memory, and yet everything was really happening.
Maybe I should read the book to get a better understanding, although tfw no Recall to make myself a Schwarzenigger and fuck some 7/10 ethnic sluts when I have a 9/10 at home.

literal and unironic delusional denialfag

>pay someone to put the snail in a sealed, comfy terrarium
>keep it as a cool pet that cannot be killed
too easy, really.

imdb.com/title/tt7521772/

See what the fuss was about.

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Idk, I found Mulholland Dr really straightforward. I guess it may seem random at times but it's all explained pretty easily. I think Lost Highway is a bit harder to piece together, despite it being pretty much the same film just with a male lead.

Where to DL some slowplay/"'ART'" films?
I tried my normal tracker but no avail.
I saw the film "The Cure for Insomnia" but it says all copies were destroyed and nothing remains after almost 30 years.
I assume someone has something left from some film like that and I can attempt to enjoy it.
I watched "The Birth of a Nation" as the longest film I ever partook in and would like to see some avant garde shite.
If I can watch a film for almost 90 hours straight I feel I can finally ascend.

Doesnt matter

Try Scandinavian train footage. Closest I could get to what you're after.

I've already done that before.
For free.
Twice.

But no. It wasn't Wall-E
It was two other films.
2001 was one of them.

>Take 10M
>Find snail and trap it in an aquarium
>Put someone trustworthy on retainer to watch snail for 50k a year
>Invest and live off the rest

Easy money

LOTR TRILOGY (UNCUT/EXTENDED)

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The first yugioh movie

came here to post this, the only correct answer

What people don't seem to realize in that they have no idea where the snail is

What if you sleep in a magnetic hover bed
>they exist
The snail can't fly, right?

>climbs wall
>climbs ceiling
>drops on top of you
Now what?

House 2
And I wouldn't need a million bucks to do it

bingo

I would take the money and give it all to my family.
Then I would kiss the snail goodbye.

I make the walls slippery.

Predator

god damn i LOVE captain ron

this - 24 hours is fucking nothing, you'd spend the whole time being so excited about your upcoming million dollars that you wouldn't give a fuck about what's on tv

Based

Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin

Lawrence