Character takes a shit

>character takes a shit
>doesn't spend 10 minutes wiping until there's no more blood streaks, wincing in pain after each wipe

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NAME 1 TIME JOHNNY SAC EVER DID THAT

Buy softer toilet paper you cheap fuck.

She's fighting a weight problem since the kids were born

>character doesn’t stand to wipe

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holy shit he got fat.

I heard he had a 90 pound mole removed from his ass

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>he's a stander
oh it smells user

This post was highly inappropriate. reported

I'm never going to understand why people like smashing shit between their buttcheeks.

It was an off color remark

>public school ends
>junior high school students making stupid threads all over Yea Forums

use wetwipes

Wet your toilet paper and use that to clean your ass. Keep a small container filled with water nearby and dip fresh toilet paper in there to make wet wipes. Then pat dry with dry toilet paper and if you feel the need, smear some Vaseline in and around your butthole

Use a bidet like a civilized man.

Most schools are still in session until June, but this probably is a day off for them.

>he doesn't go 15 times a day to the bathroom because he has chron's disease

stupid threads on Yea Forums? that's not allowed

>if you feel the need, smear some Vaseline in and around your butthole
this. use your dragondildo to get the vaseline deep inside your bottom.

>like a faggot
no thanks. not everyone like liquid being shot up their asshole.

>character pisses
>doesn’t use peepee sponge to get the last drops off his dick
Cmon guys let’s try make movies some bit realistic

>character wipes in the wrong direction.

No more weight remarks user. They're hurtful and destructive

it hurts boys

cut it out

this

I lived like that once. Mostly due to depression and excessive overeating, so I was shitting like 5 times a day on average. Your asshole just cannot withstand that kind of thing.

If you were given terminal cancer and the only way to protect your family was giving away backstabbers, you 100% would. Johnny was totally in the right. Fuck Phil.

you joke but I just had a hemorrhoid and this is exactly what it’s like

>smear some Vaseline in and around your butthole
Don't do this, it makes you poop more.

>character takes a shit
>he doesn't shit out pounds of watery stools mixed with rock hard stools
>he doesn't spend at least 2 hours using up at least 3 full rolls of toilet paper and a full pack of babywipes
>he doesn't hit the shower and try to manually remove the remais inside his rectum with a toothbrush and the hose thingie
>he doesn't go shit again because the act stimulated his bowel movements then hit the shower again
>he doesn't stop till his butthole is crystal clear then jerk off because scratching his prostate feels really good
>he doesn't remove the toothbrush to see it's full of dingleberries again
>he doesn't sit on a corner and cry copiously when he realizes he spends half his day with a toothbrush up his ass in a bathroom stinking of poop and piss and cum
I hate having to suspend my disbelief
Might as well just watch capeshit

there's only a wrong direction if you have a pussy
do you have a pussy user?

eat less chocolate and more fiber faggot

fucking kek'd

>character doesn't spend more time wiping than shitting
>character doesn't have an anus so hairy it creates a shield against the wipes

Hey, I remember posting in this exact same thread a few weeks back. What possible ulterior motive could you have to spam this one particular post that neither propagates contrairian/controversial views or riles up a certain subset of fans by mocking their beloved content? Are you simply insane? Could you be trying to fish for attention? That too by means of a picture entirely unrelated to your post? What are you playing at? Or have I finally lost my mind?

BOI ARE YOU FAT

what did he mean by this

Yea Forums autism at its finest

>tfw have had a hemorrhoid for ~1 year
> blood drips constantly until I can suck the hemorrhoid back up into my asshole