From the team that brought you "The 40 Year Old Virgin"

>From the team that brought you "The 40 Year Old Virgin"...

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haha just imagine being a virgin past age 16 haha

Well at least its not a TWITTER screencap, right guys?

you really just posted a tweet from 2013 with one retweet and no likes

have sex

Starring: OP

I was a virgin until 19, it was brutal

All my gf have been like 7/10 max

I lost mine at 17. Right after i told her. She was surprised.

I had a chance at 15 but i blew it.

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I realized 1hour ago that women cannot be asexual.
Women love sex and love to desire sex.

Men love sex but they do not love much nor dislike much the desire for sex. In fact the desire for sex is more like an hindrance and a thing to eject, precisely by wanking and ejaculation that is the pinnacle of fucking a slag.
men still despise not loving sex, since it removes the most effective mechanism of valuation that they have, which leads them to the usual mockery of being shagless didlos remaingin on the shelf, being baby dicks and being asexual.
Men despise asexuality in men since it shows them to be far less dominant than the story they plays in their heads

Women despise asexuality in men, since the few asexual men (very few are handsome) no longer acknowledge women for sex nor for companionship. Some asexual men claim to still want a gf just to cuddle, but that's already a baby-level sex and we are still in the situation of validation (and the gf still wants sex anyway sooner or later) and once they have sex with a girl they love they see sex is not so bad.

Women despise asexuality in women, precisely because women live on sex while their hate of their body for menstruating leads them to take pills which kills their desire for sex (but indeed kills their menstruation). They hate their life since through their own body, they acknowledge in their intimacy that they cannot win on both accounts: either have a comfy life or have an erotic life.

>only 18% of women under 20 haven't had sex
ALL WOMEN ARE THOTS

women really live in a different fucking society. They can't imagine what life is like where you can't just hop online and get laid or find a boyfriend without any effort.

They actually struggle too but they have higher standards.

22year old virgins are that rare bro

nah but 82% are

>They actually struggle too

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to be fair, you can just hop online and get laid or find a bf too

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>they have higher standards

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>twitter told me all inkels are jerks and rapists and hate women and ugly, but then I met a perfectly normal dude who told me he was a virgin he is totally not telling the truth!!!
Typical.

post tits

It's true, man I wish I was gay or into hairy guys. If I go on there I get 10 messages within seconds.

I just smirk at how blissfully ignorant these people are. they really can't understand how someone's life couldn't be perfect.

the 15 year old female virgin

You know what would be even more ridiculous ahaha imagine, no wait for this haha imagine being two months off of 25 having never even kissed a girl LOL fucking stupid right hahahahahaahhm

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>be 33
>kissed at least 3 girls
>felt up some boobs
>got a handjob
>got a titjob
>dry humped a girl
>licked some pussy
>still never had sex
>nobody ever believes me
>called an incel to this day
I hate people.

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How did you manage to eat box without getting laid?

Imagine being 27 and having never even held hands with someone in a romantic way

Ridiculous

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>licking pussy but didn't fuck her
AHAHAHAHA

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>2013

at this point you're just actively trying to find things to get mad about

It's not that big of a deal, but if it is go make an and I'll literally walk you through every step myself

the only thing worse than taking advice from a PUA is taking it from a PUA over the internet

they don't actually "struggle," their standards are so high that they reject 99.9% of men and then call it "struggling."
Women don't actually struggle until they get to 30 or at least late-20s, and then it's their own fault for not finding a man in her mid-20s when she could have had any number of guys to marry her.

>PUA
Just friendly anons trying to fix people's crippling social anxiety. Whether you browse PUA forums or not yourself is your own business, retard
Nice reddit spacing by the way

Dude, just hire a hooker

I agree in essence but $200 prostys are no substitute for first sex with a new gf. Most won't even kiss.

>kissing a hooker
I don't want aids

thx, I try to trigger faggots simply by hitting enter. pls kys asap.

Hookers over here are 20 bucks, the most expensive ones are about 200 bucks.

>dude fat hairy dudes between masc bot accounts lmao

it's gonna be a yikes from me

Where is here? I only browse for hookers online and the best deal on average looks is about $200.

hookers are illegal, and the only reason prostitution is illegal is because women want it to be. IIRC surveys have found that the vast majority of men think prostitution should be legalized but women are keeping it illegal.

Cringe and trannypilled

>lel I was just tRYIng to be a faggot
well done retard?

It's the christcucks in Congress that make and keep it illegal you fag

No, you're a newfag who's acting like a newfag

>tfw 27 year old virgin turdwolrder
Nobody ever believe mes

>even your average autistic fat latino sperg loses his virginity around 15 because our teens are 10x hornier than everyone else
>22 years old virgin
Imagine being that faggot

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EPIC WIN

LE

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