No holds barred...who would win?

Pretty sure he got an award for it actually. CGI Jungle Book was overall an extremely well animated film.

lol. sauce?

A grizzly bear vs 5 chimpanzees high on PCP

this. Anyone who is seriously considering goriletty and tigeretty to posess any threat to a prime brown bear is a moron. Just look up how big and strong these fuckers can get, some kodiaks are genuienly monstrous.
>inb4 someone mentions pandas, little black bears etc
Yeah, seems fair, lets pitch the largest feline predator with the smallest bears.

good hunting everybody.

the bear would be better at fighting in trees and face to face because a bear has tackle ability. A tiger would need the element of surprise.

>generalising bears vs tigers
you need to realise this is Baloo the fat NEET vs big dick Shere Khan

honk honk

baloos

Makes sense. The reason why early humans didn't migrate to the east sooner was because of some giant fucking bear species that roamed Canada. I wouldn't doubt their bearlet cousins can still slap ass.

>collide
>both come to a full stop

Fuck know. Bear would bowl him over.

>that one time a nigger pitbull actually attempted to start a fight with a fucking tiger and rightfully got instakilled
youtube.com/watch?v=zk7_Cfuy27o

Side note: Pandas aren't bears.

down town in nigger land

what ??/

I'd say it's more of who can get the first lethal/crippling hit that will win. I'm quite sure if the tiger get the Bear's loin or something the bear is fucked.
That said, tiger fur is pretty short and light compared to the bear's.
I'd say a bear can cripple pretty much on a
random single swing or bite, while the tiger's require deadly accuracy.

Yeah genetically they're fucking raccoons. Convergent evolution is a helluva drug.

The virgin panda vs the chad bear

Fuck off, we're basically bears. A panda would fucking obliterate you in a fight.

>tfw when no panda to forcefully rape you for a hour long.

baloo is an indian bear, they're pretty small and mostly eat bugs
bengal tiger would wreck that

Ber will blind the toger like what Happ eend with that whaite huy

Wrong
scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=358

they're still bears, just further removed from black, brown and polar

Crocodile wins
You can't refute this. Crocodile beats all your bitch ass nigger cats and fat ass bears

closest living ancestor to bears are seals

no way dude

Thanks for the kek user

Crocs armor is impenetrable, their jaw strength is incredible, and their land speed is surprisingly fast

Don’t sleep on the dinos, dude

Croc's disadvantage is and always has been a lack of endurance. They have no effective means of clearing out lactic acid from their system. They're also not really made for fights on land.

There's an account of a carcajou killing a polar bear though. But these little fuckers are possessed by the devil.

No you wouldn't. Silly 'coon

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Not sauce but its an article from the old west days about a lion vs a grizzly match. Seriously, this shit used to be common back in the day. It was just a question of money, the demand was always there.

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bears are big, strong and they have enough fat to protect them from bites and claws. they are walking fuck-everything-up machines

Bruhs, I having trouble finding The Jungle Book DVD with the pedophile iconography (confirmed by FBI) all over it. Images of it must have been scrubbed off the entire internet. Baloo is literally gay fat bear man who rapes children. God fuck this pedophile fucks. Hang em from trees. Freemason niggers.

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WAIT JUST A MIN
is a Panda a bear or not ??

my wife and her son keked hard

crocs got fucked up by stevie urwins all day long

>we´re

so crocs have gout ?

Bruh...

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It was a better time

orca would destroy your gay crocodile

It's a bear. That's the red panda who's a raccoon.

fuck he has lifted

Crocs are gout incarnate. A croc might be able to rush you and turn you into a snack but they'll never be able to chase a prey for more than a few dozen yards on land. They're still powerful of course so its a real toss up between a croc and a bear but mammals in general are endurance fighters with humans being the apex of endurance as well as intelligence.

still not enough against a bear

chinky pandas are secret ninjas

Indian bears are kinda shitty, the tiger would win every time. If you want a real fight you need a kodiak bear or something.

Davie Attenborough says that crocs/gators are resistant to infections is that true ,

Thats poo in loos for you man lel

what about hippos? not even the biggest crocodile dare to touch a full grown hippo

Hippos have a secret spear tooth in their big mouths to stab you up

Yes.
t. David

What about this U N I T ?

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Sheer

too fat and slo

Resistant yes but not immune. They kind of have to be due to the fact that they live in water where infectious elements are most common. Seriously, imagine you're even slightly cut and you then had to stick your hand into a muddy old river and then keep it there for months on end, that's the reality of a croc. Resistance is inevitable.

Is there something hapening in this movie. All ll I can see is black with orange stripe

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I asked about the tiger.

Baloo is a sloth bear, so all the dumb faggots talking about grizzlies because that's the only bear they've ever heard of should leave.
Tigers regularly prey on sloth bears.
Unlike the book, Shere Khan is not crippled in, so I'd have to go with him.
A much closer fight would be book Baloo vs. Book Shere Khan.
Incorrect. This is a Nile croc that bullies the shit out of hippos.
I'd imagine something like a saltwater croc that gets even larger would be similar.

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Crocs get btfo all the time by leopards.

African Elephant

Bear.

youtu.be/0ggJ627z4jU

1) you're thinking of jaguars
2) you're thinking of caimans, and even then black caimans are too massive for jaguars to mess with
it's incredible how ignorant people are when it comes to animals

Me with a gun
*blows kitty's brains out*
*pops a cap in bobo's ass*

Ah yes and you're bottomless well of wisdom, oh great sage of animal trivia. Kill yourself.

I'll kill myself as soon as you open a book, which is to say that I'll die of old age.

Lions are half the size of tigers

Sreeh

>Mature males average 477–534 kg (1,052–1,177 lb) over the course of the year, and can weigh up to 680 kg (1,500 lb) at peak times.
what a unit

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Right, I'll hop over to the library, have a gander at some neat book about how flying marsupials shit themselves when they cum so I can finally brag about inane shit on an anonymous Swahili earlobe-stretching forum like a petulant child and you can snuff out your pitiful existence.

You're funny user, I like you

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Realistically a tiger is programmed to go for the throat, a bear would respond with a slam to the back, killing them.

>Ambush Predator versus a furred tank.

I don't understand why you're both proud of your ignorance and angry for being called out for it.

Maybe you'd understand if you read a book.

You seem to have gotten mixed up at some point. You're the idiot, I'm the one who corrected you.

Sneed

You'd know that you are the idiot if you had a vague notion on the concept of reading comprehension.

bet she takes it off fat cat

real question is buffalo vs buffalo

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YOU JUST KNOW

In Buffalo?

>anonymous Swahili earlobe-stretching forum
indoctrinated during college

sides
can you read user ?
both serve you up before you lift rifle
I did see a dave attenborough planet show where this hippo speared this croc who was scaring his hippo baba with his hidden in mouth tusk/tooth .. no joke user

Much preferred the 2018 British film - Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle.

Let me the fuck at him.

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Pound for pound tigers are better, but fighting a bear is simply out of his weight class

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maybe there's something with your monitor because I see everything perfectly

Baloo isn't a grizzly

Indeed, bengal tiger males average 200kg and asian black bear male are around 150 kg at best. So a JB canonical Balloo vs Shere Khan would be an unfair fight in terms of weight in about +50KG of Khan.

but even so, the reaso Balloo can be a "no worries bear" is because he is well above the average ABB while the Khan would probably be a cocky average BT.

Do you have the webm of the cat on the glider (or was it a small plane?)?

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anyone seen the flying snow lepard no wonder they are near extinst

here based as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=GgDHvl1wD20

Sneed

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Americans think Disney created the Jungle Book.

hope its not cruel

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It wasn't, just a cat hanging out and I believe it survived just fine.

its was pajeet

Kek what a little asshole

Rudyard Kipling was born in India yeah but was an Englishman.

Based. Monkeys are the shit

Shere Khan was kind of a wimp in the book I'm fine with the change in the adaptations. And the Favreau version did that but also kept the book version of the wolf mom. She was really cool.

What about Bear x Cat Team?
Bear x Lion +Tiger

You do know that India has brown bears too right? Himalayan brown bears get pretty big and Tigers wreck their shit

What's with all the spelling errors in this thread?

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You think I give a shit about the mouse? He was a sloth bear.

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>tfw no panda bro
They seem so comfy man

>You think I give a shit about the mouse?

Well no, that's not what I was implying.

Ok, Bear x Hippopotamus? Now what?

Baloo is a sloth bear though.

How the fuck is anime not allowed here but cartoons are? This board is shit

I'm talking about the fact that people think sloth bears are the only bear species of India

A tiger would win so fast it wouldn't even be funny. Bears only have their size, which isn't that much bigger than a tiger.

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>gibbon
>monkey

top yourselves retards

>both die instantly

lmao

buffaloes aren't real smart are they

Reddit fuck

Hippo. I watched a nature documentary when I was younger. They are assholes and kill indiscriminately.

This is the greatest shit I've ever read

This settles it, I suppose, though it should be said mother bears do go crazy to protect their offspring and technically Baloo isn't a mother bear, though I suppose he considered Mogli his child of sorts.

Reminder, Baloo was a Sloth Bear and therefore a faggot

t. has never seen a bear in action

Formerly Shere

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ok fine this time I liked it but normally this meme is cancer.

I have it

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His cakes are yummy too
post that cheeky monkey pulling doggies tail

kek pic
whart yeu maens annyns
go back

has a huge tusk tooth in its mouth

pic this one has two front facing tusks as weapons

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For me, it's The Man Who Would Be King.

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Lions and tigers are just overgrown kittens compared to the real Chad animals.

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The kodiak bear, the biggest of the brown bears fuck big cats shit up. But tigers have hunted bear before out of necessity, also might as well mention that tigers btfo lions most of the time.

the word monkey can generally be used to describe any primate. even if you want to get all technical, apes are cladistically monkeys.
stop being a nitpicky smartass redditor, it's embarassing

>all that pizaaz and no mention of who won

Soulless

Bear easily. The only non-venomous land animal that could take a bear are an elephant or rhino. Maybe a pissed off giraffe but they’re rarely violent

t. Zoo keeper at Bronx zoo who has worked with the grizzlys there

>Maybe a pissed off giraffe but they’re rarely violent
Explain

No wonder the tiger won...

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hippo too

them blue eyes was never confused or a homo

>t. Zookeeper

Can't spell Grizzlies.

BULLSHIT!

LOL you're making me laugh if you think any bear can stand up 1 to 1 vs an adult male SILVERBACK. it's not even close

cat niggers > crocodile niggers.

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Mike Tyson?

for

MOUNTAIN GORRILAS an bears Yessss

both are 300lb an upto 600 of muscle

Both angry as fuck

I take bear cos claws .. but think a horny nigger might kill bear rape it ?

They made him look more like a grizzly.

BEAR will WIN FULL ON

!! any

ok .. END OF .

nuff said... heh

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Respect , you you take care m8

Crocs unironically are too scared to fight on land. If something is big enough on land they get defensive, strike and run away.

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