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Was was the purpose of castrating Theon in the show when he isn't in the books?
Why was there TWO scenes with Theon watching his sister fucking women in front of him, including one where Ellaria wanted a threesome with him?
What would their tax policy be?
he was castrated in the books you fucking retard
I dun wan revenoh
>Was was the purpose of castrating Theon in the show when he isn't in the books?
brainlet showfags can't into subtlety
I'm gonna post this every day until it gets though your head.
>master of coin attempts to hand over tax revenue
>UH DUN WAN IT
>he was castrated in the books you fucking retard
Noo
So uhhhh why didn't Jon get even the slightest bit annoyed at Sansa for breaking a sacred oath made to him?
stupid speedreader
JUST
>So uhhhh why didn't Jon get even the slightest bit annoyed at Sansa for breaking a sacred oath made to him?
>ywn be a being of pure magical ice bullshit that enjoys a comfy life in the far North because you literally cannot feel the cold
but he was.
re-read the Theon chapters in ADWD GRRM spells it out
WHAT DID THEY DO TO GHOST
WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO MY GOOD BOY!!!
Post the proofs
what if stannis and dany wed?
So how long do we have until /got/ is deleted-on-sight?
Stannis is already married
>In the end, all the Night King wanted to do was bring back a little bit of Bran's smile
im not combing through the Theon and Asha chapters to prove to a brainlet the literal truth
Cutest psycho!
Jon who?
They create a master race baby and the stonedragon awakens
Doesn't matter cause she's dead
DEAD
get over it.
they no longer have an excuse for deleting /got/ since the jannie is an avid poster in /alita/ threads. we'll remain here.
is Shireen the rightful heir?
>the Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people
>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
>we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"
>"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"
>Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
>im not combing through the Theon and Asha chapters to prove to a brainlet the literal truth
So don't spew bullshit when you got to proofs
Keep posting it until all the books are out. I will be there to laugh at you when you are proven wrong
If Alita can have threads more than 3 months after its release then why can't /got/?
I don't see a problem in getting Selyse killed off by Melly in order to fulfill some fiery prophecy mumbo jumbo.
they look like gypsys
GRRM never says verbatim "Theon was castrated" but it's very obvious based on context.
When Ramsay tells Theon to break in Jeyne for him, Theon is confused and says "b-b-but I can't my lord" and he says "REEK you retard use your tongue"
have stroke
old but gold
What are you talking about, didn't you watch this part of the show
cute
im not even going to bother, youre a fucking brainlet speed reader or just a brainlet in general
>Keep posting it until all the books are out. I will be there to laugh at you when you are proven wrong
You forgot to say have sex
yes
Gwendoline+Nikolaj=OTP
Reminder that Stannis was (rightfully) killed by Brienne
Asha also gets a package with a piece of Theon in it but it isnt specified what it was
Foreshadowing, mr.derp. Also the obvious nuance, Stannis is constantly described as a grey personality, as well as being iron and having no joy. She is GREY-JOY, IRONborn. In one chapter she is fanntasizing about giving her fair body to him while asking for help in dealing with euron, in anoother chapter, after being imprisoned, she is admiring his IRON will and his sttrenght, remembering that he was the only southern warrior to atualy btfo of the ironborn at sea, on theiir own home turf, as well as him refusing her affter she kkneels, in wich she is both irritated and intrigued.. Its setup for a possible rebound romance after selyse and meli go full retard burniing shireen at the wall due to the pink letter.
answering user from last thread
Who should have taken her virginity?
Based /AIwriter/
Kings can marry twice, look at Aegon
>sounds kino
this always catch me
it is though, a piece of skin.
that doesn't mean he's castrated. ramsay probably doesn't want him to actually fuck her in case he impregnates her, so he just tells him to use his tongue
Someone from The Sopranos, not necessarily from main cast but visibly so.
All of emilia cope general probably in an FBI list somewhere rn
Man Brienne is supposed to be ugly
Gwen is a hot giantess they just gave her an unflattering costume and haircut
Does that imply that you're dumb enough to think the fat fuck will finish not one BUT TWO books even though he may have not even been writing at all for almost 10 years for all we know. Now that the shows wet fart ending has revealed GRRM to be a hack and he probably won't ever finish because of it. If he was even working at all.
1st For the purest and most beautiful Queen who ever was or will be!
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
DIVINE JUSTICE
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PROTECT YOUR QUEEN
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DEATH TO THE STARKS
>yfw all emiliafags are /fit/izens
Rickon
>tfw House Stark lives on while the dragonlords are consigned to the ash heap of history
based
Who's the top?
>Choosing the wrong waifu
Lmao
can't =/= shouldn't
You're just can't into subtlety.
br*e l*rson
>Mom reads article about Sophie Turner
>Article talks about the rape, she asks me about it
>Tell her that it wasn't really rape since Sansa agreed to the marriage
Cheese Lardson
It’s been almost four years since Stannis was prematurely and wrongfully murdered and Danyfags have the audacity to bitch about what happened to her. Unbelievable.
>the slag in the north
yikes
I wish you good fortune in the wars to come
Bran can't have kids so the name will die out with them
Well, it works
TICK TOCK STANNIS
Sansa will probably marry some minor Northern lord and give the kids the Stark name. Also [citation needed] for Bran not being able to have kids.
>look how they massacred my direwolf
>I want you to use all your powers and all your skills of taxidermy.
>I don't want Jon Snow to see him this way.
kek
He definitely gets castrated in the books.
I'll take fatman's own words over the Autist Demands
>not the part when he said he doesnt care about the people in kings landing
How soon until the Six Kingdoms collapses, the North gets raided by the Iron Fleet and the Wildlings start kidnapping and pillaging the North.
>It was beautiful.
>What's Elizabeth Mary Windsor?
>Targs had a billion civil wars/rebellions in 280 years
Honestly I don't think a united Westeros is even a good idea.
>artist gives dany violet eyes.
>doesn't give jon grey eyes
w.. why tho?
>never forget
GRRM did 911
Sansa can, and there is historical precedent for a lesser houses taking the names of greaters for heirs
it's never actually confirmed, and even if he is he could still have his dick or balls
GRRM is King of the Autists, Sperg of the Realm
He wanted to waste the entire crew's lives on more filler seasons just so he can procrastinate more on his overdue books.
Tell that to George
>Alexander's empire was better than the squabbling city-states of ancient Greece that preceded it (a pity he did not live long enough to make the union with Persia permanent, and twice a pity that his successors broke it all up into smaller countries to war on each other)
By rejecting Dany's benevolent dictatorship, Westeros has doomed its kingdoms to fail and go back to warring states that use commonfolk as playthings and pawns in their quest for power
So can we all agree Tryion completely ruined everything with his "solution" to electing a monarch?
beautiful response, user
>the commoners are gathered in King's Landing, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people
>Jon forces a smile, inwardly proclaiming that he doesn't want it
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand Dothraki on horses
>we see Daenerys driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, Westerosi women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Daenerys shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"
>"Yes," cries Grey Worm, "Drogon hungers!"
>Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "she's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
>implying Cersei/Littlefinger light will ever marry and have people accept her husband as king and the real power
She'll be a "Virgin" Queen too focused on keeping power
Show Shereen some love bros
>Bronn, a sellsword with no name, is now leader of the most powerful populous region in Westeros
Except this time is Sansa that unites the kingdom under a benevolent dictatorship because she's not an incompetent sperg like (may the seven forgive me for uttering these words) the T*rgaryen.
Works for me.
Are literally all bong women, except the perfection known as Emilia Isobel Euphemia Rose Clarke, doomed to be slags
George lies all the time, he's not gonna say anything bad about the guys who've made him rich
Reminder House Lannister is pretty much donzo as a political power after this, they got zero gold and everyone hates them.
I don't understand how pom women grow up to look like that when Australian women don't
Emilia's a fucking basic ass 6/10 roastie, get over it. Oh, and have sex incel.
>implying North has enough troops, food or military knowledge to take the South
No. And good luck having Sansa as Queen when she knows jackshit about war, that general will become the true power and a threat to her if they go South
Looks better with greyscale
More Sansa "Queen in da Norf" pics?
>What's Elizabeth Mary Windsor?
pic related after a concussion
AAAAAAAH MUMMY MUMMY SAVE ME AAAAAAAAH
Explain to me how anyone in Westeros is even alive at this point when it's winter and the food supply in the reach is cut off because according to Davos "nobody lives there anymore."
When Dany gets resurrected I hope she burns Winterfell before flying north to rape Jon
>fucking basic ass 6/10 roastie
Dilate faggot
Except for Jaime capturing highgarden The Reach is virtually untouched by the war, why does no one live there?
MILKERS!
>why does no one live there?
idk ask davos. This is show canon. "Go live in the reach, nobody lives there anymore. Start your own house"
Fucking retarded fatass neckbeard you'll never be in league with even the most basic of bitches like her. Also isn't it obvious that the photo is edited? Has she ever looked that way in other images? Please just have sex and save yourself the misery.
>nobody lives there anymore
That confused the fuck out of me, was Davos talking about the whole Reach or just Highgarden and the surrounding area. cAuse if it's the whole thing, where is Bronn getting money from, who is he ruling, where are the people Daenerys made bend the knee after the Field of Fire, and wouldn't that mean when Randyll had them forcibly take food from the rest of the Reach that he literally killed all of his own people
>tfw I'm basically a bigger, taller version of Jon Snow, with long hair
I could easily see myself ruling with Emilia...
Reminder the show is canon and the books aren't because the show came out first.
Imagine being too fucking dumb to read Game of Thrones lmao
kek
What are you talking about? Randyll Tarly burnt The Reach down to force them to give up their grain supplies, also them giving up all their food most likely caused them to starve to death
She looks like a whore like Lexee Smith. What a shame...
Why did he have to fuck it all up /got/
>was Davos talking about the whole Reach
I seriously do believe he said the whole Reach because he said they could start their own house in the lands there. It's fucking insane.
>Tyrells supply King's landing with all their food
>season 8 should realistically be almost nobody living in king's landing cause they are all dead.
>but all of a sudden there is like 1 trillion people living there and not fleeing for their lives into the country side.
Just rewatched the scene and it was the most fucked up shit ever. Mostly the way they butchered fucking Stannis- the way he stands there and watches along with all his men. Danyfags talk about "hurr durr they rushed and forced her into becoming the mad queen!!1" but fucking Stannis literally decides to burn his daughter overnight.
Would he have won the war if he honored his marriage agreement?
Because he found a tight pussy.
aren't you guys tired of this show already? thinking about GoT just hurts so bad, since the series is so shit. I'm currently re-reading the books and you could do 3 kino seasons full of battles, conspiracy and drama based on the first book and first half of the second book. I haven't even made to the blackwater yet. I bet they could have easily done 12-15 seasons based on what martin has written so far
This retard fucking up so badly and marrying that foreign whore was what made the red wedding easier for me to take lol.
He was talking about the noble houses. It's medieval times, the peasants come with the land, hence "you can go start a house their and take the rest of the unsullied as your bannermen" rather than "go over there and become farmers."
Fuck, that's well put, user. Though I'd still say Stannis was much more forcefully butchered that Dany.
BASED
>t. mad roastie
Rhllor is real faggots
>Westeros has doomed its kingdoms to fail and go back to warring states that use commonfolk as playthings and pawns in their quest for power
i guess you could say it'll be a real, dare i say, Game of Thrones?
Reminder, Highgarden is half the distance to dragonstone as above the wall. So Dany let Highgarden call when her dragons can canonically move at the speed of a fucking jet.
>By rejecting Dany's benevolent dictatorship,
Well hopefully this doesn't happen in the books.
George himself supports a one world government.
post pic or gtfo
I think you mean why did Bran have to fuck it all up
>Sam, btw the dead are marching
>lol Sam, you have to tell Jon right now while you're pissed off at Daenerys
>Jaime I totally forgive you, we need you for the great war, *smirks*
>bro, it's totally your choice to tell Sansa and Arya or not
>I don't want anymore, honest
>I can't be Lord, tee hee
>Why do you think I'm here?
Fucker set it all up to doom Jon and Daenerys.Sam doesn't get told the dead are marching and the Maesters don't care, he doesn't leave yet and ebrose can tell him his father and brother were killed and he can come to terms with that before he ever gets to Winterfell to meet Dany. Jaime gets killed, Tyrion doesn't betray Dany by letting him go. Jon doesn't get told, him and Dany don't fight and Dany doesn't start comparing herself to him. Jon doesn't tell Sansa, Sansa doesn't tell Tyrion who tell Varys who conspires and tries to poison Dany further splitting Jon and Dany up.
based Red user
LITERALLY
PERFECT
FOR
EACH
OTHER
Prove it faygot
But what was Dany or Jon's policy on homosexuality?
So how old is this woman, secretly?
>was much more forcefully butchered that Dany.
You sure about that
nikolaj is a gigachad
>those mommy milkers
>that unibrow
>that bulbous, cauliflower nose
why are jewesses so perfect?
Hopefully burning them all
Nobody knows.
Melisandre was 400+ yo, Kinvara, as a High Priestess of Volantis may be 1000+ and nobody would know
I dunno, it's probably subjective but I started getting these vibes from Dany ever since she watched Khal Drogo pour that molten gold on her bro's head without flinching. Also when she locked up her companion(forgot her name) in that vault in Qarth without properly questioning her.
PSYCHE I AM LIKE MY FATHER IN THE LAST TWO EPISODES
What was his endgame?
yikes that looks awkward
>ever since she watched Khal Drogo pour that molten gold on her bro's head without flinching. Also when she locked up her companion(forgot her name) in that vault in Qarth without properly questioning her.
Literally every ruler we have ever seen in the show has done the same and they aren't "mad".
Tywin himself said when your enemy is down you reach out your hand and pick them back up.
>diu knoh wat Club Sandwich means?
>What was his endgame?
Being D&D's gary stu
Yes. the Wheel is bigger and stronger than ever and the benefits of playing the game of thrones are even higher. With the right friends, bribes and murders, you too can become king then just set your successor to be your son, friend or other relative, as what literally happened with elective monarchies.
Holy Roman Empire weeps
>Gwen is a hot giantess
until she undresses
Was the Tywin quote supposed to be the opposite of what you quoted?
any of her with the guys drawing their swords?
Viserys literally threatened to gut her and give her kid to Drogo then take her away, and this is after a lifetime of abuse she already suffered at his hands and after he'd already tried to steal the eggs from her too.
Doreah killed Irri and helped Xaro kill off several of Dany's small khalasar, her guards and steal her eggs to then trap her forever in the House of the Undying.
and pic related.
a hydra sprouts wheels? I don't get it.
>Was the Tywin quote supposed to be the opposite of what you quoted?
No, Tywin did a lot of evil fucking shit, but he's not "le kill everyone cause reasons".
NOR WAS THE MAD KING. Mad king didn't want to kill everyone because "I'm so evil." He wanted to turn himself into a dragon using wildfire because he was mad.
Twenty good men
Dany being a mad Targaryen is fine, but having it happen in the span of about ten to fifteen minutes made no sense. There needed to be a definite in between period rather than going from ruthless against her enemies to randomly burning smallfolk for a lark.
It's not a "twist" ending it's a trick. Nothing built up to the turn apart from her being sad about her mates getting killed, and Jorah didn't even die fighting Lannister troops.
No, the Freys were already plotting against him before news of the Westerling marriage even reached them
Are we looking at what is probably the most forced kiss in the history of promo content?
>Dany being a mad Targaryen is fine,
No see
To lose.
He had the worst tactics of any battle commander short of the Long Night episode.
Fucking pic related is just sad at this point
Also didn't know about the whole Doreah conspiring thing since Dany wanted her to take the BBC to provide her with info.
It's just supposed to be a marvel reference to Hydra combined with the wheel shit m8. Saying hail wheelchair or hail wheel, would be stupider
>Doreah killed Irri and helped Xaro kill off several of Dany's small khalasar
>It is unknown.
If you have to rely on deleted scenes or directors commentary to understand wtf is going on, you're doing it wrong. Canonically, based on what was aired, Danny's decision to lock Doreah in the vault was just nuts because she literally sent her to the big chocolate easter bunny man to seduce him and learn what he was up to.
Did you stop reading my post after that line or something?
>He had the worst tactics of any battle commander short of the Long Night episode.
I loved the Preston video about him
>Why did we have no scouts?
it's not even a reference to mythological hydra. my god, it's worse than i thought. never post that image again.
I feel bad for Emilia
She went through two brain aneurysms just to see her character trashed by these awful writers
>Did you stop reading my post after that line or something?
Yes actually.
20 good rapes
are they draining her brain? did she dead?
I would give my life savings for an hour of rape scenes
>are they draining her brain
kinda
>did she dead
almost
Reminder Stannis already rooted out the Karstark traitors in the Winds of Winter preview.
>the whole Doreah conspiring thing
Yeah, she 100% helped
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>Dany wanted her to take the BBC to provide her with info.
No she didn't. She didn't even know Doreah was fucking Xaro until she got to his place.She even assumed Doreah was dead too since she was missing
>Doreah?
>We can't find her.
>She must be dead, too. I led my people out of the Red Waste and into the slaughterhouse.
i want to lick her eyebrows
/eternal/ AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH
You don't have any life savings.
user, doreah even surviving the killing of everyone else clearly tells you she was on Xaro's side. Her absence was noticed and she's found in Xaro's bed, alive, while everyone else was dead. She obviously sold them out, the fact you couldn't deduce that is your problem.
Hurr durr she made millions but I'm sad for her cuz they made her character evil. Have sex nigger.
>No she didn't. She didn't even know Doreah was fucking Xaro until she got to his place.She even assumed Doreah was dead too since she was missing
Oh for fucks sake go back and watch the actual show and lay off the deleted scenes. In the ACTUAL FUCKING SHOW when Danny and Doreah are feeding the wee dragons, she basically tells her to go fuck the big nigger to learn what he's up to. She makes a reference to what Doreah taught her the previous season, something to the effect of "men talk when they're happy". Pay attention, user.
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
D&D were right, stannis was a bad guy
>not a reference the mythological hydra
>meme references cutting off one just sprouts two
Are you retarded
If Emilia had ever touched Kit's weenie, her and Rose would never be besties. Conclusion: Emilia never had sex with Kit. Or any man. She is pure.
>Her absence was noticed and she's found in Xaro's bed
HER ABSENCE WAS NOTICED BECAUSE SHE WAS SENT TO HIM INTENTIONALLY BY DANNY TO SEDUCE HIM, RETARD
Why did they ruin him?
>never have sex, never use drugs and never pluck your eyebrows
she's just obeying her mom
>D&D were right,
Log off
Jon died too, then he lived.
Arya killing the Night King and Sansa as Queen were added to the plot after #MeToo
user said he was making a reference to capeshit, numbnuts, which makes him a fucking retard, actually, and even if he wasn't, it would be a cringy mixed metaphor, which would make him a different kind of retarded.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Just rewatched it, my bad about that part. But she still clearly sold them out since she survived while the other didn't
>he doesn't know
>Why did they ruin him?
All strong male characters must be ruined. Are you feeling subverted yet? are you not entertained?
His dragon didn't toss him into the sea to bloat and be shark chewtoy lel.
DED
E
D
they ruined all the female characters too
She would've been back by then retard. It's not like Dany just kind of forgot she sent Doreah to fuck the guy to explain why she's not there. Dany even gets to the estate she's staying at WITH Xaro next to her, so clearly Doreah would've already fucked him and come back
Based user being civil during a discussion/debate om the 4channel boards
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
I WANT TO WATCH THEM FUCK BROS
The thing is that they didint know dany was a nutjob, they were danyfags. George only revealed her future after the end of season 4, and by then they already scrapped all her bad scenes to make her look badass, so they just ran with unntil until the very end, heroic music in every scene and all. The opposite happened to stannais, they wrote him with his ACOK iinitial personality and never booher to evolve him into ASOS AND ADWD stannis ( i highly suspect they barely read those books). Once martin told them about meli burning shireen, their stannis was already unredeemable, so they decided to just fuck him over and give his entire storyarc to jon snow.
No really any source aside from snipets here and there in the behind the episodes, but by the way events developed on set and the timing (along with geroge being extremely pissed and vocal about season 5), coupled with the logical inconsistencies between the show and books ((stannnis and shireenn being hundreds of kilometers away from eacother by the time he's fightinDg the boltons)), point out to D&D being two commplete imbeciles who misunnderstoood the story and decided to screw it over because martin besmirched their favorite characters (jon and dany), wich also explains them leaing their ruination to the very end of the show and then just saying fuck it and endinng it in the most awful possible way, rushed , full of plotholes and even mocking martin with the "a song of ice and fire' scene in the last episode.
Might makes right.
Whoever is the strongest person should be sitting on the throne in the end. This shit is so fucking retarded. Fucking Bran?
>Subverts your subversion
I'm just so happy bros, she totally deserved it
>capeshit
It is capeshit though
you are a janny, listening to jannies makes me thirsty
*glug* *glug* *glug*
AND WHO ARE YOU THE PROUD LORD SAID
Explain to me why Yara, who said her goal was to be Queen of the iron islands, an independent nation free of the Iron throne, only to rejoin said kingdom when the war ended, but the north leaves?
>heroic music at every scene and all
Don't even get me started on that cringey, forced arc and scenes. As for the rest of your blogpost-- it really puts stuff into perspective, thank you.
Reminder that Selyse will betray Stannis by burning Shireen behind his back. This will make Stannis exile his wife and the queen's men, causing massive desertion in his army. This will utlimately ruin his army, and will make him lose the battle for Winterfell.
Sorry stannisfags, but you're getting fucked in the books aswell.
>she totally deserved it
rape superpowers activate
*COUGH*
Renlyfag
*COUGH*
They were burning statues of the 7 not people. Nice try
THAT I MUST BOW SO LOW
Dorne has been lying about their military capacity since before the first book. They have less than 10k men to bring to battle
When Dany discovers Doreah in bed the Xaro, Doreah idiotically says, "Khaleesi, please ... He said you'd never leave Qarth alive ... " which immediately incriminates her. I wonder what happened after they were locked inside that vault though.
If the North can go independent from the seven kingdoms then what's to stop any of the minor northern houses from going independent from the Starks
>Let the Danys hit the floor starts playing in the background
>Melisandre was 400+ yo
Is this true in the books, too?
D&D are hacks who wanted to hope on the Disney gravy train before it leaves the station.
If you have a question about series 8, the likelihood that's your answer.
I got a date scheduled with a prostitute next month. I plan on role playing her as Queen Dany as she beats me up and we fuck.
>they ruined all the female characters too
they had to double-subvert (a superversion?) as revenge for the counter-subversion done by salty women who were mad at D&D for Jamie raping Cersei
DEATH TO STARK SCUM
>mediocre military commander
>mediocre diplomat
>utterly unloved throughout all seven kingdoms
why did people fear him?
Gwen is an amazonian qt
She has the right type of child bearing hips
>She would've been back by then
user... just listen to yourself... denial aint just a river in egypt. You're twisting yourself into knots to rationalize something that is explained clearly and simply by just watching the show and following whats obviously established. No need to do convoluted ass-pulls
Bran has literally no army or money to get one though. and 10,000 fresh troops is better than most other places right now. And if Prince Thenew marries someone from the Reach, he can guarantee peace too.
>>mediocre military commander
My favorite part of the last watch was when Keeet and extra guy cried like women because they have to find new jobs
I bet when like clint eastwood wrapped filming on something he started weeping in front of the cast and crew
Literally nothing, see Jon could've prevented this. Why didn't he listen? This is the future he chose
RIGHTFUL QUEEN
RIGHTFUL QUEEN
if only you knew how bad things really are
>Keanu as any Greyjoy Damphair of course since he's too pure for any other never
Why live bros
Finally, time for Westerling to shine
Joffrey would definitely be a frogposting retard in the here and now.
Keet is obviously a beta trying to act like a alpha chad, it's embarassing
>No need to do convoluted ass-pulls
Explain the Xaro being with Dany for her meetings that day and Xaro being with Dany when she gets to the estate to find everyone dead and her dragons taken if Doreah was supposedly still supposed to be with Xaro fucking him
I wish the show had the balls to keep the vibrant colors from the books (and history).
>By rejecting Dany's benevolent dictatorship, Westeros has doomed its kingdoms to fail and go back to warring states that use commonfolk as playthings and pawns in their quest for power
you are truly dumb. whether you realize it or not, you're making an obvious reference to mythological hydra that, when combined with "breaking the wheel" makes for a clumsy and cringy mixed metaphor. Do you know what a mixed metaphor is? They should be avoided. That's why that image macro sucks dick.
that's like praising a car for having 4 wheels
Say something nice about the TWOW Prologue character.
Brexit metaphor
what movie
>20 good rapes
All beautiful.
So the unicorns will probably be woolly rhinos right?
What have you liked or disliked about this year's Game of Thrones? Let me know where you like what you see and what you think of Season 7 this season!
>Could have saved everyone by having sex with the most beautiful woman in the world who desperately loved him and he was in love with
>Doesn't do it
How can this even happen?
Yes, mediocre. He gets his shit pushed in by Robb and his biggest accomplishments are (a) sitting out for 95% of Robert's rebellion and (b) btfoing a minor house that he had outnumbered 10:1.
shut up limmy
the sc*tch are wildlings
>wargs into your mind
>you commit suicide in front of your troops
nothing personel
>How can this even happen?
Star Wars
he btfo'd robb
>makes for a clumsy and cringy mixed metaphor.
everyone else seems to get it and accept it just fine, sorry for triggering your autism though
Erectile dysfunction maybe? It's not fun.
is ghost deaded
Nah, more like Stannis indirectly btfo'd Robb by being a massive retard pushing the Tyrells into the hands of Lannister.
>liked
Mad Dany and soundtrack
>disliked
Everything else
Bran's only ever mindfucked and controlled Hodor as part of a stable time loop and when he was a complete retard. He's not that powerful, he can't read minds and all the greenseers the Children had didn't stop First Men from pushing their shit in. Bran's getting deposed
If Cat wasn't a retard she could have brokered an alliance between the Starks and Tyrells. Robb would marry smugfu and the Lannisters would be caught in a pincer with Robb to the north and Randyll Tarly to the south.
No, but he might as well be. He'll die a virgin with the only female direwolf being hundreds or thousands of miles away.
RIP GhostxNymeria
I hated Euron as the big bad villain until GRRM implied he's also a 3ER.
>Wolf incest
But that's wrong
Her mum forgot to say
>never show your boobies or bum on tv
It's the purest thing possible. And yet another sign that Jon and Arya were meant to be, a final breeding pair
>I wonder what happened after they were locked inside that vault though.
Just headcanon, but within the first day, the air becomes stale and they believe they are suffocating. Xaro goes mad and kills Doreah, obviously in a last gasp (pun intended) attempt at survival. He dies using her bloody femur a tool to carve through the wall, Shawshank Redemption style. He doesn't get very far.
it was just for the craft of the series
Drogon delivered her to the drowned god so that she may absorb its power of undeadness.
What if Ghost had sex with Drogon before finding out Drogon was his aunt
>explain how people work
lovers aren't literally together 24/7 user. Not really, unless they're mental. That's a figure of speech.
They'd probably fuck each other to death. A good way to go IMO.
So was Tywin really fucking Shae? Seems like it's not in his character.
So if they're not together all day, then Doreah should be back with Irri and the rest of Dany's people as she expected. And yet she's not, and then is with Xaro later, clearly alive, in his bed with Dany having been imprisoned. Her loyalties clearly changed and she sold them out
Fiction isn't true.
Here we are now... two king slayers...
The irony of Tywin is that Tyrion is his mirror image. Down to the whorefucking.
This isn't in the books. Is it a good scene?
>Seems like it's not in his character.
It's used in place of the Tysha reveal to add insult to injury and make Tyrion's double-homicide more believable.
No it's pretty cringe, Frey just says that and Jaime has a rly awkward look on his face
Varys planted Shae in Tywin's room while he was spending a million years in the shitter. He had genuinely no idea she was in there. It's more clear in the books. Varys was trying to rile up Tyrion to kill his father, and it worked.
The'll be eunuchs with horns.
You're jumping to conclusions. Just like Danny.
It's pretty disrespectful what they've done to edmure in the show
He attempts to put forward a good case and gets shut down by that whore Sansa
retards will say shit like
>hurr he was super incompetent, he missed three arrows and blackfish had to own him
>hurrrr he took a mill
For starters, he was in deep grief
>Last night in his cups he had broken down and wept, full of regrets for things undone and words unsaid.
He ought never to have ridden off to fight his battle on the fords, he told her tearfully; he should have
stayed at their father’s bedside
Even Blackfish told him to keep his chin up and how Hoster missed at his own father's funeral
The Mill is 100% on Robb. Doesn't clue in his most senior bannermen on his plans and expected Edmure to do nothing whilst the Mountain continued to rape and pillage his people.
And even then he took one for the fucking team when Frey wanted to wed off his daughter, something Robb couldn't even do. And what's his repayment? 4 years in a cell and held hostage by the people who killed his family and his men.
i don't know man, that scene really robbed me the wrong fucking way
Him and Tyrion were two sides of the same coin. He was just so angry over his wife dying to birth him though it blinded him. Plus not putting his foot down on Cersei quick enough. He even says to her face that’s she not even half as smart as she thinks she is. She’s responsible for the end of the Lannister’s.
These are the people who get mad at /got/ threads.
The prequel is going to explain a way for Dany to still be alive, mark my words. It’ll be some throwaway bullshit line about a dragons regenerative properties, or Valyria having some magical artifact, or some shit.
The north has literally NOTHING to offer the Tyrells
>he can't into logic and obviousness
LMAO
>no light
>just a nice and warm, wet hole to die in
Sounds ideal.
She fucked him so hard the previous time, he had to take it easy while his dickbone healed.
Nah, it's more clear in the books that Tywin is a whoremonger. He even built a secret passage from his tower to a brothel.
new:
that documentary sucked. why didnt they show any of the CGI artists and storyboards instead of giving us the backstory of the food truck lady
like who gives a fuck about her
>The Mill is 100% on Robb. Doesn't clue in his most senior bannermen on his plans and expected Edmure to do nothing whilst the Mountain continued to rape and pillage his people.
"Edmure, I need you to hold Riverrun"
*moves his army away from Riverrun*
"wtf Edmure I told you to hold position at Riverrun"
Best girl
She almost looks kinda like a girl I once fancied
>the conclusions I jumped to are obvious
Because they're your conclusions, user...
That passage has been there for as long as the Tower has existed, user.
bump
So why were they trying to marry Sansa off to Loras before Tywin BTFO'd them?
More like
Imgaine being shamed into sitting down by this 11/10 qt3.14 as a reward for your incompetence.
You should b grateful to Sandra and happy for Radmure instead, silly user.
Except their butts on the Iron Throne, you mean. With the North on their side they are guaranteed victory. The North will fuck off when the war is won, and they WILL win, but this isn't that big of a deal because they have a marriage alliance with them anyway. Meanwhile they own the Iron Throne. No kowtowing to scheming Lannister fucking shits and absolute power. Growing strong.
>that documentary sucked. why didnt they show any of the CGI artists and storyboards instead of giving us the backstory of the food truck lady
>like who gives a fuck about her
You got docu-subverted on, tripsmeister. Is this not what you wanted? Are you not satisfactorily amused?
>implying I can't love two women
You are welcome, friendo
>he literally can't into logic
>he literally thinks these are absurd jumps
>he can't into obviousness
LMAO
>Everyone killed at the estate
>dragons gone
>Doreah missing even though she's supposed to be at estate
>finally escape with dragons
>find Doreah in bed with Xaro
>she's alive and happy fucking the "King"
>gee, wonder why and how she's still alive
>no obvious conclusions can be made there, no sirree
more like rule JUSTly
The line about where Drogon was headed already did that.
>implying stannis will give in to his desires like a normal Yea Forums pleb
Stannis is the real king you cockmonger
>>he literally can't into logic
>>he literally thinks these are absurd jumps
>>he can't into obviousness
>LMAO
Yes, i literally read that literally the literal first time you literally posted it. And I literally dismissed it for what it is.
It might have been amusing to have him win due to Littlefinger not giving Sansa the troops. He'd be all happy and feasting(Not all that happy since Sansa killed herself) the flayed skins of Jon and his army on the walls..
"My Lord." A soldier says "Strange riders approach us."
Ramsey goes up and lo and behold, Night King and the WW are on the battlefields.
Ramsey is still chill as fuck and thinks there is no problem.
NK looks at mounds of skinned corpses and raises his arms..
>implying stannis would give in to his desires like a normal pleb like you
Stannis is the real true king you cockmonger
And then you ignore the evidence and clear train of thought that Doreah sold them out.
way to go, retard. you completely missed the point. The entire point of the argument was that Danny (and the audience) did not clearly establish that Doreah sold them out due to the scene being cut. Everyone knew that's what happened, but it's just an awkward scene. Nobody was arguing that Doreah was innocent.
>and the audience
No, you mean you didn't. I don't see anyone else acting like it's some great big revelation that the chick who disappears where everyone else is dead and then shows up with the bad guy sold the good guys out.
It's a fucking trope m8 and it was played in the most obvious way possible on the show
>Keep posting it until all the books are out
>until all the books
>are out
>I don't see anyone else...
because this thread is dead, idiot
We've been posting since way before the thread hit bump limit