Get a gf

>get a gf
>movies make more sense now

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>get gf
>have to watch shit movies

>get gf

>get a bf
>movies still don't make sense

Literally impossible.

wanting a gf is literally a 20s thing

Kill yourself faggot scum

>be me
>work at an office with mostly women
>go entire days without speaking to any of them
>boss takes team out to lunch one day
>me and three women
>they sit and chat about stupid women shit the whole time like abortion and their periods while I daydream
>one of them asks me out of the blue if I'm single
>respond in the affirmative
>they're shocked for some reason
>"oh user there are TONS of single girls I know, with your looks and personality you could have your pick of the litter"
>now all the women at work won't leave me alone because they want to to play matchmaker and set me up with their friends

I just want to sit at my desk and write code.

Yeah because you kill yourself when you reach 30 without one.

then tell them youre gay