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Lift some weights

Scott Adkins is the true patrician's choice for the current year action hero.

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>Action Heroes in 2020

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>he is actually mentally stunted enough to enjoy capeshit
but yeah attack a few examples of physical perfection I guess

This doesn't make a whole lot of sense. It could still get it's point across if it was the 3 Chris's and others because they're not nearly as ripped. Spider-Man doesn't usually have a bodybuilder physique, Hulk is CGI and the other two aren't strength based.

>Jojo parts 1-3 vs Jojo parts 4-8

Have sex (female)

Did these "men" really shave their chest back then?

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Funny how Rama is the only one that could fit in the top part of OPs image too

You are body dysmorphic and everyone thinks you look like a freak

There's Jason Statham too, plays heroes now and again.

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>Henry Cavill
>Jason Statham
>Vin Diesel
>The Rock

Such a fucking retarded thread.

>top
tops
>bottom
bottoms

what's yer point?

I wish he would've stayed. He's too perfect for Supes.

Captain America and Thor, arguably the biggest action heroes of today, are jacked.

nope. I only prefer the leftmost column

Your insecurity is showing.

Vin Diesel is definitely at his best when playing the anti-hero.

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I think the rock is bigger than they all were minus Arnold

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Has Arnold done a movie worth watching in the last decade? I want to see more of him but I've seen his 80's/90's movies so often that rewatching them is getting stale.

help me bros, how do I get shoulders like that ?

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he hasn't left
he is playin hardball to get creative control. only a matter of time after Shazam flopped

Escape Plan (2013) with Stallone I liked.

People get sick of the same thing after so long. People got sick of the old 80s style action movies. Just like people will eventually get sick of the current operator kino era. We will probably wheel back around to ubermenschen in a few years

Y’all need to have sex.

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The irony is that today's capeshit actors including dyels like rdj are on roids too, just lower dosage. Roids have been normalized in Hollywood.

you can't unless you're on roids

The Chronicles Of Riddick is better than it has any right to be.

Sure, if you conveniently leave out The Rock, Vin Diesel, Terry Crews, Michael Jai White, etc?

>tfw he never faced Brock at this size

RDJ is 6'5''

None of the faggots above is even 6'

you offering?

hope he makes more boyka films I even love the recent one

youtube.com/watch?v=00AQkZb0hZY

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This further lengthens my hatred for current Hollywood 'Heroes'. Kids should be watching people who are the peak of human performance triumph over evil. It's not good to show children all you need to win is a crutch or a cheat code. Captain America is the only hero I enjoy watching and even his 'power level' has now been blown to obscene heights.

Of course not. Silly incel.

a/s/l?

Liam Neeson

this, you can only watch so many roided up dudes mowing down hundreds of bad guys while throwing out funny one liners before it gets boring

i actually love the old action movies but i'm glad the genre is evolving

>amount of people posting chris pratt, the rock itt
they are all soibois
Sly was a manlet yet he still embodied the spirit of a CHAD with Rambo
The Pebble has zero action movies that will go down as classics and chris pratt is portrayed as an insecure incel in gotg

Dr. Pavel!

Non-Stop
Taken
Walk Among the Tombstones
The Commuter
Unknown

All Liam Neeson action kino.

>action heroes in 2029

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more like 5'6"

Maybe in appearance but he doesn't have an ounce of the charisma Reeve did

No way can you be 6ft8 and be that big without some help surely.

Roids are normal period now. 1/3 regular gym goers in the UK have done at least one cycle, according to government data.

I don't mind when captain america does ridiculous things because he is always shown to be straining and trying his absolute hardest when he is in a fight or when he is bicep curling the helicopter. Iron Man quipping and firing lasers doesn't seem so impressive but seeing a guy use all of his physical might and willpower to do things is very satisfying, and is a better message for children watching

You literally described every superhero film ever made you fucking moronic piece of shit. Seriously, posts like this make me want to fucking kill every single person I see walking down the street because I know, I just fucking KNOW those people are you. Brainless apes sucking the shit directly out of the anus of this existence. You have no taste, your opinions are simultaneously wrong and worthless. Fuck off.

>on a diet
steroids*

have sex

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He hasn’t left yet

>Arnold and Dolph
>manlets

We're talking about "name above the title of the movie" stars. In your list that only leaves rock and (maybe) diesel.

>6'5"
user...

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He does in interviews, he is very well spoken and charming. If WB brings him back for another movie, just let him be himself

different thing entirely OP
80s action stars were just that. stars. you watched the movies for them and not for the characters they played. you remember those characters well but their names were the selling point of the movies.
nowadays people watch action for the franchise and the character. people want to see iron man, spider man etc. nobody cares about chris hemsworth outside of his role as thor. people even recognize him as thor even before his real name. same goes for rober downey jr.
market has shifted towards charcter audience instead of actor audience

>You literally described every superhero film ever made you fucking moronic piece of shit
And? I don't watch those movies you fucking tasteless pleb

>people admiring roiders

Yikes.

Not posting the Chrises

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he even steps in and takes the flak for his friends

youtube.com/watch?v=wtfoRESVir0

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>capeshit
>action heroes
Three most popular action movies series currently are John Wick, Mission Impossible and Fast and Furious.

BASED and littypilled

Men.... we got downgraded

top had far superior humor
physicality is nothing next to one-liners

Tom Holland is at least toned and somewhat muscular. He's just a manlet.

This. There are still plenty of roidbeasts, the characters in the OP are a highschooler, a businessman, a scientist and a wizard (formerly medical doctor). Out of those only spiderman should be more ripped, but even then I never recall spiderman being super muscular

the fucking despair on his eyes, fuck that, never allowing any kind of faggotry on my kids

It makes boomers seethe that women want the bottom now and not them

Tom Holland is pretty ripped desu, just not roided

yeah every boomer is a roided up monster unable to get pussy cause women constantly reject them

The Rock?

>boomers
if /fit/ is to be believed they are actually incels and manlets

Holland is pretty twunk.

There's a site that compare sizes of action actors and bodybuilders and the rock is uncomparably bigger than Arnie.

Arnie was more aesthetically pleasing.

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Hasn't he gotten fat now or something

crom laughs at your four winds

>hope the guys down at work don't see this

... you're kidding lol. Normie.

mogged

If he grows a beard and get a mohawk we ahve a perfect Zangief movie on our hands.

Lmao imagine being this retarded. Youll preach he "hasnt left" for the next five yrs. Just like you did affleck

Brainlet

Ari Behn lmao, nice one

>Shirtless vs People with suits
>Even, against people whose characters aren't known for being naked.
What a dumbass comparison, OP.

You seem to have autism

what? he's right, either you win the genetic lottery and are some black super athlete or you take roids/hgh to get delts like those, either way you've gotta work out for hours every single day. you sound like a brainlet that's never lifted, user.

Poor dumb pajeet

As a homo, I prefer top.

Stark and Banner hold multiple PhD's each and Strange was a celebrated surgeon. I'd say they are pretty decent rolemodels in that regard themselves.

You are angry because people prefer something else to your 80's homolust fantasies?

imagine being so angry because an actor hasn't confirmed he has left
this is pathetic

Is he wearing shoes in that picture?

Youve ever never seen this kids abs or your expectations are set by roids

Is this a joke? Action heroes in 2019 are almost all women.

No need to project. You were called an idiot. Laughed at eveb. Take the blow and move on

Rama and wick are based as fuck

He looks fine in a recent film he did, Triple Threat

Because the top row were all men and rarely, if ever played superheroes..

Bottom row are all basedheroes and couldn't play an action role in any other capacity than...
>but muh superpowers!

The false dichotomy of 'you must be be a faggot if you like muscles.... tee hee hee *slurps onions latte. Is just stupid and is merely insecure betas projecting their own sexual confusion onto others... cope.

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No, i'm just retarded, even then, what i mean is that OP is nitpicking but who the fuck cares he got replies.

We'll not be allowed to see bro moments like these anymore youtube.com/watch?v=eWG-nHuuCRc

Rama isn’t close to that yacked

It's pushed by women too because they know if the young men aspire to be like the top row they won't be able to push them around.

fuck off with your toxic masculinity

those ain't action heroes though

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Wooow, it's almost like one of them is standing on a foot tall pedestal.

Pitch black and Riddick chronicles are ultimate kino

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from jugheads to faggets

neither is desirable

Yea Forums's the only place I've seen that doesn't always relentlessly shit on Chronicles of Riddick
it is a mess of a movie but a pretty creative one all things considered and there's not much that feels quite like it

Bottom row are all faggots

1/8 can actually act.
Yikes.

The way this dude blows himself up ondroids, its just a matter of time til his heart blows up right?

Yeah let's just ignore these guys, the black panther guy, and so on

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Uhm sweatie, we don't post or elevate toxic masculinity any more ok? Delete this file.

>mogged by a cheap statue

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Unironically based and redpilled post.

>homos
>homosapiens
Yeah, you're right. Because they're better.

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The real question is - how real action heroes they are? Can they beat people up or shoot them? For an instance, Dolph and Jean Claude are martial artists, and Arnie was tank driver (btw Dolph was marine). Most of the cast of Predator served in the military, thats why they were so believable.

What about nu action roid actors, full of CGI?

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>Abloo bloo bloo muh outdated muscle-bound image
The future is now, old faggot.

What is the rock?
What is Jason momoa?

I don't believe someone who lived in the 80's would be so retarded as to post such a nitpicked image.Anyone could recreate the pic with roided hugh jackman and thor shirtless and with some suited up faggots in the 80's.

>jugheads
Uh...

>Arnold Schwarzenegger
>jughead
No

>Jean-Claude Van Damme
>jughead
No

>Sylvester Stallone
>jughead
Arguable

>MOTHERFUCKING
>DOLPH
>LUNDGREN
>a "jughead"
YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

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>Spider Man should be played by the Rock

>not a single person on the top row can speak proper English
Huh.

>kids should learn that your genetics are what defines your success in life

>tfw could crush this user's bitch self if i felt like it
maybe one day you'll know this feeling little beta max

>Spider-Man doesn't usually have a bodybuilder physique
You are right that cartoon Spiderman the is perhaps the least "bulky" of them all, but that is about as fit as Steve Rogers. Hollywood just couldn't be bothered

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Remember, Arnold was required to LOSE WEIGHT for this role. He was told he was too muscular, so he slimmed down like 20 lbs of muscle.

>A Russian with a master's degree in Chemical Engineering with a Fullbright scholarship to MIT
>An Austrian successful, and champion, at basically everything in his life, including becoming the Governor to a state of a country he's not even original from. Perhaps one of the world's most recognizable humans, both visually and by name alone.
>An American with a thick accent
>A Belgian speaking French, Dutch and English fluently and able to speak at least 5 other languages as well. Though he is an asshole.
Hurr, "cAn'T sPeAk PrOpEr EnGlIsH"
Succeed at something in life, you wimp.

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>You have to be mentally stunted to enjoy capeshit
Guess 30% of the human population of planet earth is mentally stunted

>and Arnie was tank driver
You get to be tank driver by being small and fitting in a tank, not by being strong

>intentionally leaving off Chris Evens and Chris Hemsworth

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Dolph is not Russian.

man i had it bad for that chick.

used to fantasize about her while jerking off.

Swedish, my bad: I was thinking of Rocky III

>by being small and fitting in a tank
which he was never, he's been bodybuilding since a young teen (literally age 13)

>not by being strong
the point of the comment is that Arnie has military experience after serving with the armed forces of his home nation
Do you?

>You get to be tank driver by being small and fitting in a tank, not by being strong
You have to be strong to handle the tank (ammunition, or track repair), and Arnie served on M47 Patton, it was big tank with a lot of internal space,

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Imagine the calories.

Is Van Damme really an asshole? Always seemed chill to me

We need steroids back in sports and TV.

They aren't roidbeasts
None of them are anywhere near the size of the 80s action stars, the only one in that level is Dwayne Johnson. Carl Weathers would mog Hemsworth

No he isn't. He's taller but he's not bigger than Arnie

He was kinda jerk, but not as bas as Seagal.

>bad

King Scorpion is one of the best movies that graced the mankind you pleb

>internet era
>he thinks he has control over what his kids think

Nah he got drunk and started shit with some high level martial artist who woukd have fucked him up one time, now everybody thinks because he got drunk and lost his composure hes a dick.
I heard hes always cool and takes pics and signs autographs.

It's called "capped delts" or "cannonball delts" and is a sure sign of steroid abuse. Not kidding. Look it up.

He just did a lot of cocaine and whores back in the day

Money fixes that kind of shit, he can buy a new one in a heartbeat.

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Arnie is a lot wider and only slightly shorter. Which is bullshit anyway, the Rock is maybe 6' and Arnie is 5'11.

It was not just the muscles. A lot of those 80s actors were really charismatic and even starred in some good films. Also, boomer actors usually had better chemistry between them, which made them more likeable than Gen-X actors.

buy cats

too much soi in this thread

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What? Man u 2 swole to play Conan the Barbarian.

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It's hard to do a lot of fancy swordplay like in that webm when you've got two tree trunks for arms.

He was an extreme case of Bi-Polar disorder, so on his "bad" mood swings he was a complete douche. But, when he wasn't, he was fine (mostly to counteract the appearance he got on the downswings).

>genetics
more like a good cycle

>kids should be told the truth

>cherry picking

There is only ONE real Hero, Captain Marvel

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Or moments like this youtube.com/watch?v=a5gi_mW1psI Damn I need to watch it again.

Captain America is known for how he's revered in his universe for his upstanding nature...but 100% of his "powers" are literally a cycle of superhuman juice and a gift of indestructible you-can't-hurt-me shield. To put his wonderful personality into effect required him to be strong, which all had to be GIVEN to him.

>T.Seething dyel

Top:
>PhD
>Mr Olympia Champ
>Rambo
>Karate Black belt Chanpion

Bottom:
>onions boy beta
>druggie
>druggie
>British

I haven't been following the thread well, but allow me to say this:

genetics plays a HUGE role when taking "cycles" of hormone therapy, chemical treatments etc. How your body responds to the excess drugs is heavily dependent on how your DNA deals with it. Two identical people in basically everything, he make the same actions, same decisions, same diet plan, same workout plan, all of it can have EXTREME differences in results when they start a cycle.

"Roids" are affected by genetics, too. That's true. Being so massive or getting such nice athletic performances is just by amount or quality of drugs or even your plan during and after treatment; your genetics plays a huge part. What kills some turns others into champions.

And the accomplishments don't just stop there for those men. Especially Dolph and Arnie. They have a heckuva lot of awards, success, achievements, power, renown and otherwise remarkable successes worthy of noting.

Poor redman

>The masculine ideal makes me uncomfortable because I'm a lazy piece of shit who lacks discipline and self-respect

The modern (Western) world worships mediocrity and ugliness in the name of "progress" and "fairness"

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Socrates wouldn't approve roiding up you /fit/ faggot.

would suck the sweat from her armpits and let her piss in my mouth desu

How would you know?

strongest and best superhero coming trough

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>the rock is maybe 6'
nigga what, the rock is 6'5

Socrates is just ancient joe rogan

Did I mention roids anywhere in my post? Stop projecting and making excuses, you're pathetic

Quite the opposite, actually, dipshit: Socrates demanded a man not just exceed at all the basics of life (like body, diet, work, family, politics) as that was EXPECTED of you; Socrates preached you should have individual goals, too, and strive to be historically famous for being the best there ever was at whatever that might be.

If you wanted to be a roiding huge faggot, Socrates would say you better become so large people talk about you for hundreds of years even if it costs you your life in only 3 years.

not really

youtube.com/watch?v=fLJBzhcSWTk

are you a nigger or a hillbilly? because theres no reason to say "yall" if you arent one, it just make you look as retarded as those two are

>Only crediting Dolph with one of his PhDs and not the other degrees he has, or the fact he's a black belt, or the fact he's pretty decent at covering Elvis songs
C'mon son.
youtube.com/watch?v=9wBq3wPBOXc

once society get rids of their 'muh evil roids' view, we'll finally be able to push the limits of humanity.

5'11 vs 6'0

Because they damage your body long-term, it's not true strength.

You're in a thread that started with a pic of roided guys talking about the "masculine ideal", it's implied you dumb faggot. Have roids rotten your brain already?

According to your moronic interpretation, if your goal in life was to be the biggest murderer there is, Socrates would cheer you to kill as many people as you can.

>action heroes in 2019

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>You have to be strong to handle the tank (ammunition, or track repair)
Not really, standard physical fitness will do just fine. Being smart and capable of multitasking is much more important. t. Tanker

no it doesn't, a fringe of society does at most polnigger

top: soldier, martial artist, boxer, bodybuilder

bottom: wizard, scientist, high school student

retard

is she trying to do hanging knee raises?

who tf cares about your body long term. Look at Arnie, he still holds up, if you just never get off the cycle youll just stay a beast. Roids arent cosmetic or some inserts, it just pushes the limits of what the body can achieve at a faster/easier rate. It literally just pushes the natty limit that would take you 20 years to achieve.

>thinks bill nye is can be an action hero
you're the retard

>Look at Arnie, he still holds up
He literally almost died last year because his heart exploded, and he's been through many heart surgeries already.
If he didn't have his money and means he'd be dead long ago.

>Because they damage your body long-term
If you use them incorrectly, yeah.

Based and nebula-pilled

>action heroes in 2019

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guy is past 70, past that its not worth living a anyways. Id rather live 70 years as a God, than 100 as a nobody.

I'm more concerned with raising the standards than pushing the limits, tangentially.

Those who truly can "push the limits" usually already do. They're remarkable people, and there are few of them. While it's "fun" to be able to turn that "few" into "just a few more"...it leaves behind idiots, and a whole lot of them.

In current day, unless those truly remarkable few are able to wield more absolute power over those idiots, they are far more ineffective and certainly less motivated to be social or charitable. Likewise, in current day, those idiots have zero clue what a limit is, why it exists, and are simply furious they don't live like they dream they could (which results in horrible decisions en masse that neither gives them what they want, but also destroys any future potential being built). I'd rather see people come to understand than more individuals break the barriers; there are millions, billions that need just a small amount more teaching to begin to realize...but there are really only dozens or hundreds who truly can re-invent a domain.

Literally every single faggot that roids ends up fucked up
>b-but they used them incorrectly, I'll do it RIGHT this time!
Are you a commie too by any chance?

This is cherry picking. Plenty of action stars today are jacked, like littyman

>Not really, standard physical fitness will do just fine.
You mean woman tankers will be just fine too? (NO)

>Literally every single faggot that roids ends up fucked up
That's false though.

literally false, dyel boy.

have gay sex

Why am I not surprised that you immediately jumped onto women?

The jabroni beating pie eating trail-blazing eyebrow-raising, People's Champ The Rock.

>they damage your body long-term
Proper usage has the exact opposite affect, moron. Medical doctors prescribe them to weak people so they can live longer and healthier long-term. An already strong person with equal coaching on this use can become even better, for longer, and have no downsides.

>the "masculine ideal"
Something all of history has depicted since its creation of humankind. For cave paintings to statues to poems to myths, from past to present, the "masculine ideal" is exaggerated forms of masculine traits; namely, large size and great power. Go figure, those of large size and great power are seen as p dang manly. Furthermore, to relate to THIS thread and OP's pic, 2 of those 4 men are globally famous as some of the most amazingly successful men on the planet for their efforts while the other two are amazing and remarkable in their own talents lasting them (well, ALL of them really) far into their elderly years. You're pathetic for not seeing their "masculine ideals" have served them from youth to elder life and you SHOULD try to be like them.

>Socrates would cheer you to kill as many people as you can
I'm not Socrates, but I don't think he would be okay with murder just to remain consistent with the philosophical viewpoint of "be the best at your interests."

But you can take roids only for a short period of time to have lifetime benefits.

The problem is we don't have action heroes anymore. Action is a dead genre still clinging to the past glories, that's why it's so common to see boomers on low-budgets action flicks or boomers on sequels/reboots. CGI, franchises and the infantilization of the adult market killed the action hero

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i'll fight you australia. I'll have you know that i've beaten 4 roos already

The dude's 70 still performing exercises of higher stress than you could do at your best. Daily.

You've just mocked every cancer patient and physical therapy routine to every sick person ever, just 'cause they "took 'roids."

Good.
The weak bloodlines should all die.

Because I'm not a fag like you

Jeez. The thing is, Whalberg has some good muscle on him too but he looks like a midget next to the rock.

Nor a tanker.

Seriously, what the hell could you do in a fight against someone that big? At some point size and muscle mass trump martial arts unless you’re a 10th degree black belt with a lot of fighting experience. Otherwise a straight up hand to hand fight would be pointless. I’m 5’11 with decent muscle mass, but this dude makes me look like a flower.

>only big muscles can win a war of attrition or outsmart a villain much physically stronger
I like big brawls between powerhouses too, but its a lot more inspiring for an underdog to win the day.

Mogged?

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People like to dismiss that "weight classes" exist. They only want to believe a fighter is supreme-level and anyone they ever fight, big or small, must be glass idiots that only need a simply push to be tripped and they win.

Or, like in pic-related case: two men of equal talent in their professional fighting career. I wonder who wins?

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>market has shifted towards charcter audience instead of actor audience
keanu reeves is one of the only franchise actors remembered for his real name

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Sly and JCVD are both about 5’9. So only like an inch or two taller than him.

i would drink her sweat but karen gillan is pathetically weak.

There's always a bigger fish

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he's a small guy

Liam Neenson ?

Not if your name was Robert Wadlow

But suddenly

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>Some reports stated that the giant measured over 9 feet, but two separate articles stated that the mummy was 8 feet 4 inches, and was definitely the remains of a Native American and not some unknown race of men.
so basically it's fucking nothing. Same shit as those people who claimed they saw a 100m anaconda or 50m croc

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>bodywhat.com/?1=de68923l&2=mtn21jvg
those Rock stats are from 6 years ago. Pretty sure he's gotten bigger in the interim

Those are some gangly fuckin' legs.

>ywn lick that belly

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While the mummy can be just a concoction, both the anaconda and crocodile myths are at least plausible: they belong to animal groups called "indeterminate growers" (like sharks or coral or some amphibians). They literally don't stop growing until they die; speed of growth limited only by species, regions and diet.

She's over 6 feet tall, but yeah. She maintains her shape by basically not eating. She's renowned for being weak as fuck.

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Who remembers this kino?

youtube.com/watch?v=meq3Dn3TNs8

/r/ pic of beaten up in school kid who said that 'revenge' is not an avenger's way

She's so fucking hot. Why can't all girls just not eat like pigs

EVEN FUCKING PAUL RUDD LOOKED LIKE THIS IN ANTMAN

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I wanna fuck Peter and I'm pretty sure I could overpower him. That's a huge turn on for me.

I ain't gay, i rather watch women oiled up and be sexy, watching dudes flex their muscles is something girls like not boys,stop being gays

man that sword really looks like shit

Did they make this scene right after he got out of the gym?

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It must be tough being a closeted gay man in this day and age

It does have some cgi to enhance his body, but he did get a little bit more muscley for that one scene. Yeah, he probably got pumped just before that.

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Homos actually prefer twinks and daddies

Here's an objective ranking of the actors in the OP:
>Based
Arnie
RDJ
Sly

>Passable
JCVD

>Boring
Lundgren
Ruffalo

>Talentless
Cumberbatch
Holland

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FACE and prettyboys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Muscles and masc brutes

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Pretty face + muscles > pretty face + skinny body

real men(Top) vs Soi(bottom)

The point is that it's optional and it appeals more to men than women.
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0003347207000565

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But the guy on the left would objectively look better with the body of the guy on the right.
And similarly the guy on the right would look much worse with the body of the guy on the left.

This desu

NANO MACHINES, SON

the guy on the left looks like a fucking faggot, the other looks like a fucking retarded Yea Forums poster

Yeah no, homos prefer twinks.

You sound like a fag yourself.

Jason Statham is 5'6"

yikes

80’s Action Stars
>NordChad
>GermaniChad
>MedChad
>BelgiChad

Action Heroes In 2019
>Generic ugly anglo midget twink
>jew midget
>some guy
>generic anglo actor from an overrated BBC show
Gee I wonder why

Why do I hear the music from predator every time I look at that photo?

>the guy on the left looks like a fucking faggot
Because he is.

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Dreamy, I would put a baby in her belly.

low test cuck

Mass populations of women started taking birth control and mainstream gender politics has the view of female life as paranoid victims. People want less physically dangerous men due to it.

Who is the big asian guy and when can we get a picture of him and the little nig together?

Dude that's Yao Ming.

homofaggots prefer the current year

8 out of 10 women would pick right. Women hate weak looking men.

onions

The Rundown and Pain&Gain are good Rockino

You can tell the measurements are off, by how ridiculous their torsos look on the height chart.
Their head ratio is off as well. The chart draws them at about 7 heads tall.
And they're using body shots that have been vertically mirrored. If you ever saw mirroring, then you know how poorly it conveys proportions. I bet they're not even using the best image for both people. Rock's image in particular looks old.

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decadence is the norm
everything that is good must be destroyed
you know (((who's))) in control.

>You mean woman tankers will be just fine too?
YES

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mowing down hundreds of guys, yes
alpha male like, msoiu, no
one liners in the mcu are just reddit tier quips
they have no real manly men, only oniions

what a dank slut

>the pajeet steering clear halfway through

>men of flesh, spending thousands of hours in the gym, eating perfectly, and using roids to maintain their physique
Vs
>cgi

Gee i wonder which row was more dedicated to the art.

lose weight

>homos prefer top

>homos are bottoms

really activates my almonds

Those heroes back in the day had to work hard child.

None of those '80s stars could act for shit. That's why Lundgren and JCVD fell off the face of the earth and are only casted in stuff now for nostalgia.

Found the Virgin^

Statham is at the very least 5'8"

Yeah, NO ONE knows an '80s action star! They weren't TRUE thespians!

>A movie!? Disgusting! That's not acting, there's no playwright for that, there's no drama! Broadway is the only form of acting!

>Musical!? That's not Shakespeare! There's no form of dialogue or story being told!! Theatre is virtue, not pathetic mass indulgence!!