Kino comes out, and Yea Forums virtually ignores it in favor for bitching about Capeshit and Disneycrap.
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Kino comes out, and Yea Forums virtually ignores it in favor for bitching about Capeshit and Disneycrap
David Reed
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Julian Torres
There's a few John Wick threads a day. Nobody here supports the kike industry and pays for tickets. When the digital release comes out we will all discuss it in detail. Just wait.
Sebastian Long
John Wick is a 'movie' genetically engineered to appeal to imdbspawn Yea Forumsedditors with no sense of sophistication who laud stale meme dialogue, which supports upvote groupthink mentality, and meme acting with a good movie pandering reddit tier proto capeshit "entertainment" sensibilities and a meme tv movie aesthetic. These movies pander to the same popnerd crowd that praises capeshit and the likes.
Henry Hall
Jesus christ and I thought I was pretentious.
Gavin Baker
>literally a surprise hit
>nobody working on the movie thought it's going to be a huge success
>turns out it's a BO hit
>autistic pretentious Yea Forums tard pretends he has it all figured out and declares it was engineered this way from the start
Lmao
Tyler Clark
>Nobody here supports the kike industry and pays for tickets.
imagine being poor and using this as an excuse to not go to the movies
Hudson Martin
>implying that JW3 isn't being shilled here too
who gives a fuck about action movies other than turbonormies
Nathan Parker
>who laud stale meme dialogue,
The movie is about visuals and choreography. Only thing I disliked much were the forced memes and not sure if the assassins creed references were a good idea or not.
Zachary Lewis
We talked about it all weekend when it came out, user. There just isn’t that much to say about it.
>remember the knives?
>remember the horse?
>remember the dogs?
>remember the motorcycle fight?
>”yep”
>...
Wyatt Jones
John Wick 1 was fun, kinda dumb but hey it's an action flick.
John Wick 2 was garbage. Way too fucking dumb.
I find it hard to be hyped for John Wick 3.
Carson Cooper
This is asbad as capeshit tho.
Leo Morris
Yea Forums has been dead as a real board since 2011. It’s been a marketing hive for a loong time
Juan Barnes
I think it was the worst one in terms of story. Second in terms of action. The first movie still reigns supreme, with the second and third trailing far behind. It’s entertaining for sure, but goddamn is it a meandering pointless mess between action scenes
James King
I dunno about this one because first one was meh and second one was shit
Nolan Anderson
Do you really wanna pay to hear niggers smacking their lips and laughing loud while youre trying to enjoy a movie?
Josiah Hernandez
>Keanu Reeves
>Kino
based fucking retard
Hudson Carter
Yes it's an over the top action flick but the gunfighting karate shit he does is jaw droppingly ridiculous.
Close quarters shooting, him vs dozens of others and he never so much as takes a scratch.
It makes Rambo look believable.
Ryder Martinez
The ending was absolutely retarded and made no sense, but everything else was pretty good.
Laughed my ass off noticing that those two asian dudes he fights at once near the end were the two final bosses from both Raid movies. Based Mad Dog and the Assassin.
William Long
>imagine being so poor you have to buy tickets to get the cinema experience
what, you don't have an at least 120" big screen and 4k laser projection?
Chase Hall
>he never so much as takes a scratch.
Did you actually watch the movie?
David Cook
john wick is basically capeshit
Brody Richardson
these flicks peaked with this
youtu.be
the rest is redditcore bacon is epic tier shit for LARPers
Thomas Lee
The movie didn't deliver on its premise of the whole assassin underworld going after John Wick. The whole Casablanca sequence was pointless. This should've been the last film in the trilogy and gone all out.
Michael Williams
I live in a majority black area and this only happens in movies for retards like Madea
Jordan Robinson
John Wick has never been kino, you need to go back
Austin Hall
So was Winston in on it or what since at the end he didnt seem surprised for the girl to tell him the body was gone.
Alexander Garcia
2>1>3
The first 20 minutes in John Wick 3 is the best action sequence across all 3 movies, but the Halle Berry middle eastern segment is the absolute worst in the series and the movie never quite recovers from it.
Oliver Moore
I thought the horses were a bit much, but the knife fight was kino
Henry Flores
The second time he makes the horses kick was a little much, agreed. Jarringly bad CGI.
Dominic Gomez
>never got that modern Assassin's Creed that would just be John Wick the game
Fucking ubisoft cowards.
Levi Evans
>Nobody here supports the kike industry and pays for tickets
Meanwhile a ton of threads for Avengers with people saying that they paid money to watch it
Michael Phillips
The Halle Berry sequence was a welcome bit of variety. The dogs were the best part about the sequence. The whole walking in the desert sequence was fucking retarded though.
Luis Nelson
absolute kino
Caleb Butler
Liked the movie, but the ending with the ninja guys in the glass room kind of dragged on a little bit.
8/10, hyped for the Neo/Trashman Morpheus team up next movie